In a modern setting succubi would be escorts and pornstars

>in a modern setting succubi would be escorts and pornstars
Seems pretty trite, is there a more creative solution?

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>They wouln't be the actual pornstars and escorts.
>They would be the CEOs of companies renting escorts and filming porns.

It's not like they'd be chemical engineers or run bakeries, I mean what the hell do you expect?

>in a modern setting succubi would replace women as qt and perfect waifus
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Depends, if they are socially accepted in a modern setting why not try to make them some kind of love/life-coach for lonely people.

They may be able to get a more socially accepted hold if a succubus if they provided a positive result to the rest of society.

>running clubs and social places that cater to the creative types and act as muses while serving finger foods and brevages in exchange for cash and a small amount of life force
>How much of your life force you want to give and what you and the succubus agree upon in the exchange is between you two solely so long as you are not charmed or compelled to do so.

>Succubus landlord

Sounds good in theory. But I'll be damned if it wouldn't the worst renting experience ever.

>Rent is 1.5k a month, rent does not include utilities and you cannot use the garage.
>If you cannot make the payments on time I am obligated to take a small portion of your immortal soul.
>No overnight guests, no drugs, no parties.
>Rent is due on the 1st of the month. Cash only.

So succubus Hitch? I can see it. Due to their natural understanding of seduction and sex, they'd work well as relationship counselors and sex therapists. Some probably would make it big as porn stars or escorts, but I think a good street-level job for a succubus would be a bartender, since it's something that their strengths can play to pretty well.

Also nice trips.

>Reducing an arch-demon down to what she can do with her vagina.

Are you just going to overlook that a succubus is an incredibly intelligent, powerful spell caster, physically capable, and has more skills than your sorry Warrior ass?

Modern succubi could do anything they damn well please, and do it with ease.

Not even white paladining here. Simple fact that the only reason modern succubi aren't already in these positions of power and influence is because they are oppressed by the Daedriarchy.

>Succubi are the reason for wet dreams
>Succubi steal the virginities of unpopular teens

>white paladining
You gave yourself away there, knight boy. You just want some red butt and you think compliments are gonna get you there, don't you?

That's the point. It's trite but it fits them like a glove. Everyone knows it and it's played absolutely straight, you're the idiot for bringing it up once the rest of the world has accepted that giving flawless demonic whores control of the porn and pleasure industries has only done good

Well, what if we assumed a modicum of intelligence in most humans, and that nobody wants to sleep with a succubus because it shortens your lifespan every time?
Being a Succubi would actually be a living nightmare. Anyone you fall in love with you kill if you have sex with them, and anyone who would have sex with you is likely a crazed sex addict that doesn't even care for their own life, they just want to use you to get their fix.
Combine that with actually needing sex to survive, and you've got the classic Vampire-esque story.
Even worse, vampires may potentially be able to supplement their diet with animal blood... a Succubi that doesn't hurt anyone has turned to bestiality as a solution.
Too edgy?

Sounds more like a troll landlord, to me.

A succubus landlady would probably offer you a reasonable deal and be negotiable, but don't even bother calling her about maintenance issues. Also, she's trying really hard to be your friend even though you're not interested, and it's making your wife(male) really suspicious of you no matter how many times you say you don't like her.

>run bakeries
Why not? I'd eat cupcakes made by a cute demonic girl as long as the coffee was free and she paid her taxes.

>I'll be damned if it wouldn't be the worst renting experience ever

you'll be damned no matter how it goes for doing business with a literal demon

Man, you try finding an apartment for this little this close to the city. It's within walking distance to the park AND the grocery store!

>The oath of enlightenment paladin

We can do this one of two ways:
Succubi are demons of temptation. In this age where sex is cheap and plentiful, they instead 'prostitute' themselves on an emotional level, appealing to men who desire affection in a society that grows ever more hostile to them. The fact that this ends in soul draining is just kicking a man while he's down.

Depends on how they "feed" so-to-speak. If you wanted to go with the classic sex approach, then maybe massage therapists, or they drive the sex industry. Maybe a life-essence bank? Men come to donate their life essence, it's sold back to succubi who are in a relationship and don't want to kill or cheat on their partner who isn't enough? I don't fucking know.

If you went with the psychic vampire approach, where their feeding is more abstract and isn't directly tied to sex, you could have them as club owners or therapists or brothel madams.

>Succubus landlord
>you'll be damned no matter how it goes for doing business with a literal demon

Explains the existence of lawyer paladin in that other thread. She'll smite that infernal rental agreement and demand back your soul with interest.

what was all that about?

Succubi are tradeswomen often brokering souls, bartering information, or getting bought out by wizards that just bind them until they change alignment because of demon environmental metamorphosis.

Why does everyone assume that they need to be socially involved just because it's a modern setting?, they could still hang out in hell and only enter the material plane to fuck like they usually do.

This Honestly it was mostly about posting sexy ladies in nice suits. Not that I mind, it's my fetish.

Pragmatically speaking, what is the actual practical difference between a succubus and a modern woman?
The succubus would just do whatever normal modern women do.

What sort of succubus are we talking here? Do they feed on lust energy, souls, semen or corruption?
If they require intimate contact to feed then there's no reason for them to do lewds by proxy. They'd either have a lewd job or a normal job with lewds on the side.

What if modern women ARE succubi?
Somewhere along the line they were replaced and we never noticed?

>Pragmatically speaking, what is the actual practical difference between a succubus and a modern woman?
A succubus doesn't take half your shit when she leaves.

They ARE. Why do you think female virgins over the age of 30 don't exist?
It's the inverse of the male wizard situation.
Women only have enough residual energy to last them until thirty. If they don't drain a man by then, they wither away.
The only women/succubus who are virgins over 30 are nuns and this falls in line with redeemed succubi in most fantasy settings. They're getting their juice from their diety instead of innocent men.

>The redeemed succubus is a nun

Depends on the type of succubus, anime semen guzzlers are just a plain better version of modern women.

I've never been a fan of OL myself due to the subtext of impending doom, but you seem like a nice young man and I trust you to be responsible with your fetishes

>Seems pretty trite, is there a more creative solution?

Grey market cottage businesses.

Everybody would always type caste them as hookers, manipulators, and so forth and naturally the worst and best of the succubi/incubi would be such things, but most of them would have embarrassingly humble trades: herbalist, mid-wife, therapist- specializing in sexual health, relationship counselors, or low-key literally just selling unpasteurized 'milk'.

It'd kind of be the situation where you lived in a small town but it doesn't make sense because there's maybe 1 Succubi/Incubi and you've never seen them work or really wander into buy anything: their body is far too lewd or sexually explicit to do any 'real' public work (can't work as a receptionist if you've got 4 breasts, and 12 cocks not counting cock-nipples) and yet they still afford a nice little well kept house and despite all the rumors no one has actually seen them prostitute or harm anyone. But then when you put them under a microscope their relationship with their community is FAR more personal and almost 'pagan' in it's themes: they've been treating erectile dysfunction, offering relationship counseling, phobia-therapy, treating baldness, even healing over a dozen men of their unwanted infant circumcisions.... And, maybe, even doing a little baking.

That and also I think they'd have a pretty strong online presence in the form of making, selling, and modeling cosplays and other unique outfits. This is just me pulling it out of modern fiction, but I like the idea of succubi/incubi actually being really talented leather-workers, seamstresses, and so forth. Like, if you want the absolute BEST leather clothing you go to them: boots, jerkins, purses, vests, jackets, chokers, etc.

>due to the subtext of impending doom

That whole japanese thing where women should be married by the time they're 25 and, by being passionate about their jobs, OL have fallen behind from other girls and now the prospect of marriage seems so far away.

Their overeagerness to get in a relationship is part of the appeal, though I do have to acknowledge that these women wanting to get married but not quit their jobs has very __fortunate implications for the men they want to marry.

Why is everyone in this thread forgetting the "demon" part of sex demon? A succubus would most definitely be the worst escorts and porn stars because they would destroy the souls of anyone they fuck. Even the horniest of customers would think twice with their soul, the only portion of themselves to survive after death, on the line. It's like having a starving alley cat be the head doctor of a canary hospital.

sauce

Osake wa fuufu ni natte kara
Every episode is only 3 minutes long, but it's cute.

Succubi don't destroy souls, they drain vitality.

>Succubi want to be involved in the modern world but the church went full PURGE FILTH mode since demons are an objective reality and won't let them

Sexy high school teacher, she feeds off the desire of her classes.

Housewife, specialist succubus that only needs one mortal but takes a majority of their attention.

Prison Guard, easy access to a malleable population.

Politician, lots of power and people to blackmail with nasty sex.

What are we talking about when we say modern? We talking settings where fantasy stuff is common knowledge and yet somehow it's the exact same as our culture? If that's the case then yeah Succubi are all super popular porn stars, prostitutes, and must haves for every single strip club in the world, so employment and access to lust is easy to come by. However they largely become uninteresting in and of themselves since a succubus has no story telling value in a culture that doesn't value chastity beyond being a fantasy tag you can put on your hookers. Also it makes it seem like Satan straight up won. That or the bible belt is it's own militant state in eternal war with the culture that reflects our own.

If it's a modern setting where fantasy is an unknown force working behind the scenes they become much more interesting. They're role as representatives of Satans will in the ear of powerful men who have a weakness for pretty young girls. Just pushing each action of the influential to tip the scales closer and closer to complete and utter chaos. When shit finally hits the fan, the country goes and up in flames and the angry mob busts down the door do they find the object of their ire and his whore by his side? Nope, they find a naked old man left nothing more than a withered husk, his nob sticking erect, and a smile on his cold dead face.

>Seems pretty trite, is there a more creative solution?

Lawyers, politicians, talk-show hosts.

Let’s be honest

If the internet idea of succubi were real, humanity would become like 100% Cambion within 4 generations and we’d all have magic powers

>be escorts and pornstars
>modern setting

nah they'd be camwhores, instathots, jewtube ASMRtards and Hollyweird actresses

I've watched a movie yesterday. Called "Knock Knock". That's what succubi might actually be in modern setting.
Also:
> In both old and modern times, they're incorporeal and take the forms of your desires to feed on your sexual energy in your sleep, they can look like your favorite pornstar, hentai waifu, Yoko Ono, pretty girl next door, a guy you'd like to fuck in the ass, a cat (that's fine too), whatever
> They are porn stars and escorts in hell. When a slut goes to hell, she becomes one.
> They are the kind of sexual vampires - some indeed are cheap escort, some are using other disguises, none of them actually dare pose as pornstars.
> In both old and modern times, they are half-corporeal monsters who can sniff desire, materialize next to a lonely person who wants some sex, and are hideously monstrous but paradoxally sexy.

Political manipulators that would make the /pol/ conspiracy of a Jew world order look like child's play.

Probably would do the same stuff too

In a modern setting succubi would still be demons conjured from hell to devour the souls of the fools that sleep with them.

They'd be models, particularly if their charm could be conveyed with a photograph. Hot women also make effective spies, so they could charm secrets out of thirsty commanding officers or corporate functionaries.

This, probably. Succubi as sex vampires is kind of shallow and boring.
Succubi (and incubi) would probably be more interesting as infiltrators that destabilize power structures in organizations and nations. If you're married to the D&D demon/devil tropes, succubi could be agents of chaos, given specific agendas by their masters.
Masters of guile, charisma, and deception, they could wade through all levels of society, evading and commanding attention as necessary to perform missions as spies, assassins, manipulators, etc.
Sure, sex can be a tool in their kit, but I have to imagine they'd see more "art" in other methods of manipulation and persuasion.

Possibly this but if they think their fellow demon kind are nasty at being selfish and manipulative they haven't really seen what humans can do. I'm more worried about what humans will make the succubi/incubi do desu.

but yeah the idea of succubi being almost helpful but very tangible 'local' community spirits that help on the down low is a nice unique idea.

>steals your soul in exchange for warmth and affection
sign me the fuck up, sister

>steals your soul in exchange for warmth and affection
Thats just normal women, user.

Which episode number is this from?

>implying women in the 21st century are capable of either of those things
I know "experience is relative" and all that, but boy howdy, what women have YOU been hanging around, and are you sure they aren't succubi in disguise?

Define succubi. Are they the "steal your soul" type?
Have them be like vampires, strike up random strip clubs and fuck/kill people.
Are they "monstergirls with red skin"?
Then do what says.

>A succubus can extract energy from any person who faps to her
>This phenomenon wasn't major enough to be noticed by the succubus community until the advent of the printed page, when some guy besotted by a succubus published a pamphlet of poetry devoted to her body and she noticed a slow trickle of energy coming from people who fapped to it
>Within a decade, a group of succubi secretly sets up a publishing house for erotic literature, but it mostly flops
>Fast forward a few centuries
>Pornographic videos are even better for long-range transmission of energy than books are
>Succubi just have to sit back and let the energy flow in after making a few videos
>Some of them still like to exercise their wits with erotic literature or text RP
>Only a vanishing few are such stick-in-the-muds that they actually regularly fuck other humans for the majority of their livelihood

>warmth and affection
>normal women

Cracking jape bro

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No.
They would be prude milfs working with parental advisory to make sure they actually have some semen to suck up from the horny boys who just ejaculate it into tissues while watching porn.

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>Because thro' more Experience, [older women] are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
So modern succubi are older women who prevent hormone driven teenagers from ruining themselves by relieving their sexual tension in a safe and productive environment? Wouldn't this just mean they help men commit lesser sins in order to avoid greater ones, actually making them the good guys?

they bully shotas for fun

those poor little guys

This. And they likely wouldn't go after virgins either, far easier to get their fill by showing up at a club and going from there.

Singers, artists, actors, models.
Possibly confectioners who make super tantalizing candy and cakes and just so happen to be fucking attractive

>Wraith industries
It works, but what happens when a dumb gorilla with a stick shows up?

>modern society
>so corrupt, that demons barely need to work in order to get buckets of souls
>Hell has essentially become a post-scarcity society
>Succubi decide to explore new ways to occupy their time, and grow to view their past methods as vulgar and uncivilized, like a peaceful society would see war

>is there a more creative solution?
after 70+ threads running to auto-sage and you're still asking this question, maybe there aren't

I imagine Succubi being gold digger with way long term plans. Long term by human standards anyway.
Think something like the journal of Carl Steiger if Carl had ambition.

>Be small time punk selling drugs
>Looks like a crew from across the river is going to muscle in on your turf
>Can't take them all so time to pack up and leave, but man you just met this awesome girl
>She tells you too stand up for yourself and you can take them
>Crew jumps you that night, next thing you know your standing in an ally with bloody knuckles and the whole drew beaten to a pulp
>Fast forward years and your crew runs the city
>The triads are shooting it out with your guys all the time
>The Colombians are trying to get bombs into the city to take out your few legit business'
>The cops have basically marked you for death at this point
>But you don't care, because you know she loves you and as long as you have her their is nothing that will stand in your way

>A new bakery opens up in town, run by a Succubus named Rosie.
>You decide to check it out one day, since everything you've heard is largely positive.
>Rosie is a sweet lady, but that's probably not surprising all things considered. What is surprising is that she runs the whole bakery herself despite the amount of business she gets.
>You buy a box of cookies. They're the best cookies. Other cookies taste like trash now.
>You keep buying Rosie's cookies, which has a pleasant side effect of being able to see Rosie again.
She doesn't need to drain the semen out of you in order to get what she needs (besides rent money), but only weak-willed people will end up having their lives negatively impacted (and there's lots of things in real life where that already applies).

Why not? Look at their stats, the average succubus has almost genius intellect by human standards.

They sell him a bigger stick?

We don't fight mosters anymore, in capitalism, it's a stock war.

Depends on the fiction, christian succubus are basically a one way trip to eternal damnation

Because they aren't just normal human satisfied with earning money.

A tiefling however, they'd run the fuck out of a bakery.

>She doesn't need to drain the semen out of you in order to get what she needs (besides rent money)
Wait a second... are you telling me...???

It's enough that you really, really enjoy her cookies user. It's a secret recipe.

Manlets get to have all the fun.

I don't get it, Anons
pls explain

neh, don't they just steal your semen and give it to an incubus to impregnate that hotty across town that you totally didn't have your eye on because you're faithful to your wife?

I see you.

Honestly in the modern day it's easy to just let the succubi go around and do whatever. They're lesser demons, not the big imposing death spreaders.
A succubus can work a job, collect her paycheck, seduce someone off the street or in a club, have a nice meal with them, and kick them out of her apartment after she's done with them because she has work in the morning.
Capitalism, in theory it doesn't care what you are, so long as you can work.

I am honestly suprised that it took so long for her to show up.

Succubi couldn't be porn stars. They'd kill all their co-stars by sucking their souls out through their genitalia.

Succubi are magical sexual predators that use mortals' most base and primal desires to overcome their better judgment. They'd come in as many forms as real-world sexual predators do.

The idea behind a succubus is that they can be whatever their victim most desires.

What that means is that your succubus might be a battle-scarred warrior missing a finger or two, with a patch over one eye and a short, practical haircut for washing the blood out of.

She could be an elderly spinster who never married but who promises excellent home baking and the simple pleasures of a winter romance.

She could be the little orphan kid whose relationship with you seems purely innocent - you take pity on her, and want to help her, and feel no impure desire whatsoever.

She could be the half-giantess slave who breaks her shackles and wades into the fight just as it's starting to turn against you.

She could be the nearly-blind old librarian at the mage's university who always brings you exactly the right book and a cup of tea when the midnight research is going badly.

Succubi who are purely about sex are doing it the shallow, obvious way. I like to imagine that the more intelligent epicures among their number understand that what they're REALLY about is subverting your rational mind until your instinctive response to them is to do whatever they ask you without thinking about it.

How far would you go for little orphaned Merial when she claims that she only narrowly escaped the clutches of the Rianish sex slavers?

What would you do for Mirror-of-Sands, who saved your life and asks only that you help her free her sisters from bondage?

When kindly Madam Wistria without whose aid you would never have finished researching that vital spell, asks you to go retrieve an ancient tome for her from the depths of an ancient lich's tomb, how likely are you to suspect an ulterior motive?

Succubi seduce. Seduction does not have to mean they lure you into their bed.

If succubi only need sexual energy for survival, and obtaining it is not dangerous for other people involved, then human-succubi astronaut teams are the ideal.

Or you could go the Mata Hari route. A small conclave of succubi who dance and perform for the rich and famous, seducing them and creating a culture of mystique that entices more and more of an audience. Then the succubi carefully select a victim from the audience to feast on whilst not revealing that they're killing people. Gives your PC a reason to get involved; an exec's wife reports him missing and eventually you find out he's been at the succubus show, get to interview other high society members and the succubi themselves.

I guess they could sell pizza.

>Taxes

I’d be happier if they didn’t.

I have a tangential thought regarding succubi which explores the nature of sexual demons.

What if the nature of a succubus is as it is because they are beings of negative value? In such a case, they would appear as positive to us positively oriented beings who are only able to see the absolute value of beings. As such, the succubus has only negative interest in sex which they experience as though it were positive, because they are negative beings, and we experience as positive, again because we see absolute value. Under these circumstances, any one you could freely fuck a succubus because her negative value would not be diminished due to you lacking any value of any kind... to anyone... even your mother.

are you ok? Do you need to lie down?

Ive been thinking quantum physics all night... so yes. I had better sleep.

>implying they won’t be about ambition and manipulation

She gets her energy through a more abstract concept of pleasure. In this case, people liking her baked goods.

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I like the idea that succubi are like sex vampires that have kinda evolved into a more civilized nature. Like, they can live on a fuck or two a week, but in a feral uncontrollable fashion. With enough sex they can control their urges and act like functional mortals and spend their time fucking with the general population.

You put him on TV and gain control of the White House.

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There's an important taxonomical difference.
Calling Trump a gorilla is an insult to great apes.