How long would it take this Timelord (and occasional Timelady) to fix the 40K universe?

How long would it take this Timelord (and occasional Timelady) to fix the 40K universe?

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Supposing they have some protection against chaos, a way to stop nids, a way to stop necrons and send 100 or more time lords, 10000 years at best

Technobabble and plot armor.

100 time lords could do it in about half a week. They at one point re-wrote the laws of reality to remove all magic because they didn't like it.

Literally who

They'd have to fix three things: the Eldar fucking Slannesh into existence, the Emperor being too secretive, and Logar starting the fall of the Primarchs who took part in the heresy.

Fix those things and the rest all falls into place through the butterfly effect. Lot of work though.

Depending on the showrunner and duration of the current doctor's stay with the show, maybe two to four seasons. Five on the outside.

Doesn't asking how long it takes them seem kinda pointless with all the time travel?

You know, Doctor Wh-

Oh I get it

They can't solve things with unlimited power in universes where they're literal gods.

Do they have access to a time machine? Because if so, not very long.

10/10, see pic.

I think a bigger concern than the Emperor being secretive is the Emperor wanting to exterminate anything that isn't human.

For all intents and purposes, the Emperor is a Dalek. The Doctor doesn't like those. Not at all.

They also, upon discovering time travel, rewrote time and history so that they had always been the undisputed lords of time.

One already tried.

How he's tied to a golden chair.

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>the Emperor wanting to exterminate anything that isn't human

Where did this myth come from? The Emperor doesn't hate Xenos, he just wants to eliminate anything that is a threat to humanity.

>undisputed

The Daleks disputed it, and given that they didn't get instantly gibbed in the Time War (and actually appeared to be winning it), I'd say that they made a pretty good case.

The Daleks appear to be to Space what the Time Lords are to Time, though.

Daleks were able to dispute it because they also had access to time travel, hence the time war.

And who decides what's a threat to Humanity? Him? Who gave him the authority, the right? "I want my people to be safe" has been one of the central rallying cries of every despot's campaign of extermination.

And so another falls to the ruinous powers

I'm just echoing what we both know the Doctor would say.

And we also both know that after someone said what you just did, he'd respond with something to the effect of "No - I'm the reason the ruinous powers sleep with a night light."

Just travel back and ensure the Interex prevail against the toxic sludge that is the imperium of man.

Say what you will about the Emperor, he did manage to do two things no others had: reunified humanity after the age of strife, and he was harming the ruinous powers strongly enough for them to reveal themselves to Horus.

He earned the right to declare what was and what was not a threat to humanity, more then any man in a little blue box did.

>Gets captured by Trazyn

>harming the ruinous powers strongly enough for them to reveal themselves to Horus.
What? I thought E-Money didn't hold up his end of the bargain he struck with the Chaos Gods and as payback he ruined everything E-Money tried to do.

It was a daemon who claimed that, so the full truth is still unclear.

People who post lollies should be fucking banned

Dr Who is some cringeworthy shit

One episode. Unless it's Christmas, then 2

Imma just leave this here.

Not nearly as bad as 40K though

>inquisitorial drop pod

It got sucked into gender politics its worse

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>being this heretical

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He also created a horrific dictatorship with no human rights. If he'd done it better there's a good chance the Horus Heresy wouldn't have been so horrible.

The Doctor, meanwhile, generally makes humans better while he's saving them.

can't be done. All of the reasons 40k is shit would be fixed points in time so the writers don't have to come up with anything new or make not fixing it the Dr's fault.

>Go back in time
>Find the unhurt Emperor
>Go forward in time
And everything was lovely once again.

>The dead guy on the throne was really just some guy pulled from a random pub all along

>remove Emperor from his timeline
>no Emperor to unite the Imperium, bind with astropaths, sit on the golden throne, operate the astronomican, fight daemons

All you'd find in the future was Chaos.

The question is not "how long would it take", but "WHEN long will it taken"?

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This, the Necrons, and Malcador's titan-hiding mystic bullshittery must be considered in the equation. There's powers equal and greater than him in the setting. The Doctor, while having some tech, wouldn't automatically be able to waltz around as he fucking pleases.
He might have plot armor and high-level bullshittery but there's people in 40K who can stand up to him.
Heck, there's people older than him, star-harnessing tech in some factions, and cosmic level threats.
So, to answer OP, he'd be having his hands full for about half his screentime since it first aired in the sixties.

>How long
>Time Lord
>Time
Answered your own question there.

If it's written in the Moffatt era it'd take about an episode or two, but the story would have a bullshit deus ex ending and not even a smidge of internal consistency.

>chaos and the warp flings shit all throughout the wibbly wobblies
>in the grim darkness there is only war
>not realizing the entirety of the 41st millenium is time locked due to warp fuckery
>not realizing its a bad end episode
>not realizing pappa E is one of the doctor's regenerations and the golden throne is sapping his regeneration energy to power the warp beacon
Its even golden, for fucks sake.

If the Emperor is anyone from Doctor Who it's Jack Harkness

[shitposting about how the Daleks could probably take on the whole 40kverse and win]

Name one Bad End episode from the Moffatt era that wasn't the first half of a two-parter.

Jack is a socialite that beds anything and everything he can, loves some alien booty, and talks his way through life. The emperor is a "man" so advanced that others often cant undersrand his insights, comes off as cold and callous, looks down on humanity with a mixture of pity, respect, and admiration as though he working looking down at a race of pets, and he blows up every alium that doesnt kowtow to humanity's greatness. Just being around him genetically alters your babby into becoming an immortal super human, the only being fit for loving an imortal god lord/emperror.

>spess marines out onna patrol
>find a low tech human planet
>generations without the light of the imperium
>space marines land on planet, meet with leaders
>WE CLAIM THIS PLANET FOR THE EMPEROR!
>um, emperor who?
BWWOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO

>daleks try to exterminate the orks
>the more they fight, the bigger the waagh gets
>galaxy spanning war all because the orks and the daleks both view constant war as a win statw

You are also forgetting the necrontyr and old ones “war in heaven” which fucked up the warp in the first place resulting in the creation of the orks, eldar, necrons as we know them, and possibly the daemons themselves

War doctor episodes, anything with the master, the confession dial episodes. They sweep the sorrow under the rug, but theyre certainly not happy endings.

lets not forget the doctor has fought things that consume universes, reset the universe after every planet besdies earth got retgoned

As long as he needs. Depending on how big 40K fans the writers are either 1-2 extremely condescending episodes or a short arc detailing the entire history of 40K.

>fixed points in time
>forgetting that those are suggestions not rules
The Dr is the last timelord, he can do whatever he wants if it wasn't for his morality