Racial advantage

If you had to give a racial advantage & disadvantage to a Finnish person what would it be?

An example would be that our Mexican friend has the following racial ability: He is able to sleep comfortable anywhere, however the minute you throw a blanket over his head he falls instantly asleep like a parrot.

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BENIN :DDDD
BENIS DDDD:

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Traps.

>Advantage

I dunno, high alcohol tolerance or a bonus to fighting in weather?

>Disadvantage
Too many to count. I barely consider them people. Even the fucking Poles are more worthwhile human beings.

Advantage: good memes

Disadvantage: autism

We finns r hwiter than u ahmed

being completely and utterly irrelevant to anything

Stay mad, Sparde.

Bonus to skiing and sniping. Maybe a a bonus to going from skiing to sniping and back very quickly.

>racial advantage
Consume alcohol, knife skills, cold resistance

>disadvantage
Crippling autism, no social skills at start

Extreme uncertainty, the Finn may and may not exist at the same time.

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What is it with Finns and autism?

The internet joke definition of autism anyway.
Stereotypical Finnish demeanour is reserved and reticent. Small talk and casual socialising with strangers don't really belong to our way of social interaction.
It's not that people couldn't and wouldn't be jolly and easygoing with strangers, but Finns, typically, do not let people immediately close and keep distance.
These things can cause people to come off as being dour or lacking social skills when compared to people in whose culture small talk is integral.

>Advantage
Unremarkable: The character appears so bland that no one will be able to recall his presence unless he directly interacts with them. i.e. speaking or touching. And even then with difficulty.
>Disadvantage
Anonymous: No one will know of the achievements you have completed, as you are constantly in the shadows of your companions.

>Racial bonus
Knife skills, Consume alcohol, Depression

That actually makes a decent amount of sense, thanke spurdo

I work in the Pulp and Paper industry and have met many Finns. One thing I have also noticed is that Finns who understand that white people expect small talk before buying a new paper machine, or whatever, don't have any filter about topics and still don't have a good emotional range.

>Finn says that Russian communism was created by the Jews to disrupt society with a completely blank expression

>Girl leaves our table to go get another drink. Finn turns to me and says with no emotion, "She is a bit of hair (he meant body hair here), but she has beautiful olive skin and gorgeous hair (he meant head hair here), do you like older women? Yes.

Fins are the Florida-man of Europe but with cold rather than alligators

this guy gets it, all you need to add is heat resistance when inside a sauna (and weakness to heat outside saunas).

They lost it in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, there was also even worse losses in belligerent actions against the Emu empire, to this day the Austro-Finnish relationship is extremely bad.

>Finns who understand that white people expect small talk
If Finns aren't white, then who the hell is anymore?
I have trouble making sense of your post altogether

Nephilim

The concept of small talk genuinely is just alien to us. The amount of people who know of Anglo socialising isn't much, and the most that people know is that "foreigners like to talk more".
How small talk actually happens and its significance in social interaction are unknown, so I can see how Finns who try it don't really grasp the idea and instead go for topics they feel like could spark actual discussion.
Also that lack of emotion is just another thing to us. Finnish language is fairly monotonous in intonation. Also as opposed to say English, volume is generally lower.
Lack of pronounced facial expressions, touching, and initially not showing feelings in general that much, especially in formal situations, leads back to the general reservedness, and a Finnish idea of politeness of giving personal space and respecting the other party by not being pushy or overly familiar.

Advantage: Heat endurance. Finns, thanks to a live time of sauna training, are mostly impervious to hot weather.

Disadvantage: Socially awkward. Finns have a disadvantage on social rolls, especially with a person who is standing close to or - Perkele forbid - touching them.

Finns are chinks

They're so individualistic that belonging to any group, even a group of strangers having a chat, is alien.

Advantage: memetic. For some reason Finns seem to behave in ways and say/do things that adopt memetic qualities.

The land of a thousand keks

They don't believe in lewd elfs.

>individualistic
Not really.

Disadvantage: have to roll each round to stop them from killing themselves

We just like to have gaming and wanking occupy separate timeslots. Same as working and coffee. Or talking and alcohol.

Bonus to literal nazi shitposting on Veeky Forums.

Finns ARE elfs. They know better.

Nobody believes them anyway.

Finns are white, they just have an unusual amount of Asian admixture because of Atilla the Hun and their relative isolation. Kinda like Spaniards, except with Asians, not Arabs, who belong to the same subspecies as whites, but are not white themselves.

Go back to >>/pol/

Finns already have racial debuffs:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease

yugioh and sjw?
BEGONE DEGENERATE YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE.

BEGONE SJW DEGENERATE.

>tfw no finnish friend

Germanics and some other groups like frogs(not the south ones though)

>>Finn says that Russian communism was created by the Jews to disrupt society with a completely blank expression
That's true tho.

Finns were allies of nazis. From our point of view, the nazis were the good guys.

Also true of Estonians, which is pretty fucking hilarious

Given that what the soviets did to estonia, the nazis were genuinely the good guys for them.
The commie bastards utterly fucked up Estonia and oppressed them for multiple fucking decades.

Can you believe this used to be a board for discussing card games and RPGs? I sure can't

I've been to Estonia on military historical trips, my dude. I know.

But given the Anglo butthurt about everything Nazi, it's funny hearing little old ladies saying the Nazis did nothing wrong

IT started as a contaiment board for 40k autism, what are you talking about. If anything we are talking more about RPGS and cardgames than before, where threads like Asians are Elfs, Elf slave, wat do and eve more blatant fetish threads where common.

Fuck the allies and their shitty narrative. Especially fuck the eternal fucking anglo. I have zero respect for their view of that war and as the power of the anglosphere fades further away, we can finally fucking break off from their "muh literal baby eating ebil satanic nazis".
Had Hitler won, things would be far better for most europeans than they are now.

Same shit, different package.

Perhaps, but at least we would have glorious Greater Finland.

>I'm a newfag!

>"Three rare causes of dwarfism are included in the Finnish heritage: cartilage–hair hypoplasia, diastrophic dysplasia and Mulibrey nanism."
holy fucking shit. it all makes sense, the Finns are the descendants of dwarfs.

They're closer to being Mongols, literally mongoloid steppe niggers called Ugrics which includes Estonians, Hungarians and a bunch of groups in central Asia.

As a Brit, Finland sounds perfect.

Finland belongs to the Sami. All non-ethnic Finns must be exterminated from its borders.

Whiter than (You).

>implying those reindeer fuckers have any more legitimate claim to this clay than we Finns do.
Most of them are descendants of reindeer herders who immigrated from Norway a couple hundred years ago anyways. The "indigenous sami" aka the forest sami are tiny minority that the reindeer fuckers actually hate.

However, the notion that the Sami are any more indigenous to Finland than Finns are is retarded anyways. Both of our peoples have been living here for AT LEAST 2000 years.

This goes for most Nordic countries in general.

The rightful Sami lands must be watered with the blood of invaders like yourself. You will be turned into reindeer droppings, tyrant.

>Finns
>racial advantage
mate...

Sure, but in Finland it's definitely the most pronounced.
Well, I've never been to Iceland, so I can't say about that, but Scandinavians are more initially sociable compared to us.

Huutista poronnussian voimafantasioille

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Having a weird-ass language that literally no one but them can understand at all. The disadvantage is the same thing.

Doesn't mean we actually liked them. Hell, they even burned Lapland while retreating. Allies of convenience is what it's called

The Lapland war was a result of soviets basically forcing us at gunpoint to attack our former German allies.

And there was widespread sympathy for the Germans among Finns at that time.
There were many Finnish volunteers in the SS forces. My great uncle was one of them.

Education and healthcare? So bonuses to INT and CON

>Hell, they even burned Lapland while retreating.

Like anyone noticed any difference between pre-burning and post-burning Lapland anyway.

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Clearly i need to pick up my history books. Been a while since this last came up with me. Happens when you live internationally.
Fair enough.

Also pic related is the best booze

Aslak, plz, go shag a reindeer or something.

As a Finn i must question the usage of barbed vire sauna vihta.

It is a nice drink but you can make your own with some liquorice and vodka.

Y’all give racial stats to a Southern Carolinian, y’hear?

As a german-brazilian what stats do I have?

Dark Secret: Ancestry

Genuinely lost my shit

Isn't there like less than 10 000 Sami people in Finland? That's not enough to populate even a single decently sized city, let alone a country almost three times the size of Greece.

The number of Sami is so negligible that there's no reason to ever recognize their rights. Hell, you probably have more sodomites in finland than Sami people.

So small is their tribe that they aren't even a percentage of the population. Whatever individual culture that Sami had produced by themselves clearly is a failure since they never succeeded in becoming noteworthy in any regard within the eyes of the country they live in.

Californian here, what do I got?

The largest average breast size of all European nations

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>The number of Sami is so negligible that there's no reason to ever recognize their rights.
Nice logic there, mr. human rights expert

I'm Chinese (50%), Irish (25%), German (12.5%), Swedish (12.5%), and American (100%). What boons/curses do I inherit?

-50 to gun rights

Mutt

/pol/

You have to mix up your vocabulary user. When I was at university a random japanese guy asked if I was "mixed blood." It was the strangest choice of diction I've ever heard used to describe myself, like something out of a trashy young adult modern fantasy novel about wizards and blood-purity, but I thought it was funny at least.

How would you compare the disposition of the Irish to the Finns? I want my mainland elves to be based off of Irish origins after learning about the Book of Invasions of Ireland, but I like this whole thing of elves having little affect and weird notions of socializing. What do the Finns think about sex and nudity?

>Bridge Pusher
this is my phobia

50% Chinese
Pro: You know Kung-Fu.
Dis: But you can't do it.
25% Irish
Pro: A quarter gold coin.
Dis: 6 hours of the day you are drunk
12.5% German
Pro: Cars drive faster when you drive them, but only minimal.
Dis: Everyone will ask you about Hitler.
12,5% Sweden:
Pro: Your breasts are larger than usual. But not much.
Dis: A nail is always missing. You find them after 3 hours.

>What do the Finns think about sex and nudity?We don't talk about it. Sexuality and sex is a very private matter.
Nudity on the other hand... When we bathe together (families, friend groups) it's not an issue. I've been to a sauna with plenty strangers all my life and no one gives a shit. Bathing is almost sacred in that way. Any other time being seen nude is like anywhere else.
And our lack of smalltalk is not to be confused with antisocial behaviour. When the best neighbour is the one 1km away, it says a lot about our mindset.

That's interesting. How are you with initiating relationships and dating? Are there certain qualities that are generally liked or disliked about a potential spouse?

I didn't think we had such a large Finn population here on 4chins.

What else are they gonna do, beat each other with barbed wire in the snow?

Either that or make memes in said snow.

it was an enemy of my enemy situation.

at the time, finns wanted to make it extremely clear that we were not truly allied with germans, and that we were simply fighting a war against USSR alongside them. and we blackstabbed them a bit later when the war turned out bad

dumb naziboo

t. a finn

can I go next? 50% cornish 12.5% german 6.25% in scottish and dutch, 25% english

>at the time, finns wanted to make it extremely clear that we were not truly allied with germans, and that we were simply fighting a war against USSR alongside them. and we blackstabbed them a bit later when the war turned out bad
That is complete fucking bullshit if you actually look into sources of that time period.
Sure, we weren't full on fucking nazis, and I am not claiming that, but there was still widespread sympathy towards them. The whole notion that we were just "allies of convenience" is narrative that was cooked up by historians after the war was over, in order to "better" our image.
Also, again, we were literally fucking forced by the victorious USSR to drive the Germans off our territory. We didn't attack them just for the hell of it.

And I am a Finn too, you moron.