How do you put a fresh spin on Ancient Egypt?

How do you put a fresh spin on Ancient Egypt?

Set it in early antiquity, before the unification of Egypt.

Forget about pyramids and Ra, we're talking mastaba tombs and the gods of the Ogdoad. Praise Kek and sharpen your bronze axe!

I wanna scratch behind her ears

You don't. You either use it or you don't

And then everywhere else?

Not by making this thread over and over

How do you put a fresh spin on "How do you put a fresh spin on Ancient Egypt?" threads?

>In early Egyptian and Mesopotamian thought, the world was portrayed as a disk floating in the ocean.
Replace "floating in the ocean" with "on some giant DJ's turntable."

Set your campaign in mesopotamia instead of Egypt.

There are so many interesting cultures that stem from the fertile crescent. You should look into them, because it's these cultures and mythology that influenced every major religion on earth.

Ptolemaic Egypt with extra greek

0 pictures of scantily clad brown girls.

>wanting pictures of scantily clad brown guys
gay as fuck

brown girls in traditional clothes with rich embroidery > scantily clad brown girls

So is that with more or less sodomy?

Have the servants of the gods and the gods themselves traverse the land getting involved with the local population physically

In Egypt, traditional clothing and scantily clad are the same thing. They didn't consider covering the female breast to be important.

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This thread is a thinly veiled attempt to post a shitty furfag cartoon that made OPs pee pee tingle
Veeky Forums used to be better than this

>Veeky Forums used to be better than this
How to spot a newfag

>newfag
How to spot a newfag

I mean back in the day we didn't have to veil this stuff...

How do you p-
DAMNIT

So you're jealous because you make his dick limp and apathetic? Are you tsundere for OP?

>he doesn't want a qt3.14 anubis gf
here's something more your speed

It's a theme park, constructed by Alexander, filled with his animal-headed mascot performers and the fiction he created for them.

>turbo catholic egypt
Just like how spain was turbo catholic post moors