You've become dangerously addicted to healing potions

>Now your addicted to potions that heal you of your addictions.

>The sound of your addiction to potions attracts zombies.

>Do they give cancer?
What a shitty way to "nerf" healing potions.

>You now have an addiction to self harm for the feeling of having your wounds healed by magic.
Darkness, is that you?

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She was a dumb bitch.

I would totally have wanted to be brought back during the escape from that dimension, then just go cold-turkey from my single exposure to the green crystals having seen exactly firsthand what they do to you with repeated use.

Its not like we would have been able to get our hands on more.

Agreed. You can do far more interesting things to nerf healing potions.
>Your hand grows back, but you have an extra finger
>The wound is sealed, but an eye has grown in the scar. You can't see out of it. It seems to look at things with intent.
>Your leg does not grow back, but a tentacle has grown in it's place, long and strong enough to support your weight.
If you want to fuck with people for using non-holy methods of cellular regeneration, might as well do it in more fun ways than
>lol tumour you die

i drink a healing potion to cure the addiction

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I did this in a sci fi savage worlds campaign. tl;dr a spacestation was abandoned after everyone inside it went insane due to excessive nanite replication doing things similar to meningitis + rabies. The station was full of healing food/stimpacks, but they made you tainted by nanomachines and thus unable to resist the call of the BBEG, a psion with machine empathy. The one guy who indulged in them a lot went rabid and attacked the party when it was time to confront BBEG.

Addiction is an illness so my Paladin is immune to that.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Gx8hYi0hQ

Well, my post has already been made. Call me when we get to the
>the door hacks you back
thread.

I need this videogame

Praise the Good Blood

This man knows chunt's up.

Please tell me this is a crop, and then tell me where I can find the full version.

My character has a device that fills him up with that sweet, sweet healing nectar whenever he takes damage.

This was a plot point in an episode of X-Men Evolution. Magneto was constantly being healed by a mutant's power, but he quickly became dependent on it to where his body couldn't hold its cells together.

It's...not. It's from a bunch of art made by a drawfag for a tg homebrew and this was intended as bait. There's no "full" image, certainly nothing pornographic.

Motherfuck

Candlejack you gu

But you dick shrinks one milimeter at every cup.

Someone accidentally slipped a potion of sex change in that batch of healing potions.

Argus Kos?

*Agrus

And, technically, 'drops weren't healing potions. They were crystallized time magic that used the body's own natural healing processes to mend wounds.

>The wound is sealed, but an eye has grown in the scar.
Okay, time to find out who laced healing potions with G-virus again.

I don't see Candlejack arou

This is literally a plot point in a (shitty) book called Orconomics.

Fortunately I'm an AWFUL adventurer, so it's never long before I need another one.

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>>The wound is sealed, but an eye has grown in the scar. You can't see out of it. It seems to look at things with intent.
Sounds like the start of the wacky adventures of a schmuck and his eldritch abomination master.
I want it.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

> Ancient Elf princess can't get's captured by a death cult
> Requested after a hundred years, can't get off without having her ears ripped off during sex while having healing potion's poured down her throat.

Yes, but you can cure that cancer with another healing potion.

Thank you. You reminded me I had this picture of a young lass the good doctor nursed back to health.

Christ that game was dull.

...and thus Big Pharma invaded the fantasy setting.

>Healing potions are just the blood from a god imprisoned beneath the church
>They are sold sparingly and limited because the more you drink of a god's blood, the more godly you become, a secret only the upper echelon of the church knows

Bump

>You’ve never seen an actual healer, but have been chugging healing potions left and right, even for the most minor of cuts? How the FUCK are you still standing, let alone pissing without setting half the goddamn forest on fire? You know if I had to go rooting around your abdominal cavity, your organs would be so engorged they’d pop right out like a goddamn party favor after barely making an incision? You wouldn’t necessarily die from that happening, because you drank so much of those fucking healing potions that as long as the bleeding stopped you could wear a glorified corset to keep everything off the ground and relatively in place

So only the highest members of the church are allowed to achieve near godhood?

Are they then imprisoned too, forced to live in another one of their churches as a source of this healing, god creating ichor?

Well I imagine the church captures anyone who goes too far into godhood. Likely the upper echelon avoid it, probably being a god isn't all that cracked up, or maybe it's been going on for so long they just don't know what actually happens if you become a god.

a bloody ponzi scheme

>however, being "like" a god isn't necessarily a desirable thing either

>Veeky Forums black mirror

>becoming more like a god
Yeah sure let’s woof with that - I mean let’s go with that

Rom has eyes on the inside, but can she see why kids love Cinnamon artists Crunch?

I thought it was a good book.

She does, that's why she's vacuous.

>you get resurrected, but all your wounds are now knitted by sentient scar tissue which is your new actual character wearing the old one as a suit

I will never get over the fact in Japanese Rom's 'title' is closer to "Rom, that retard"
It's a lot harsher than vacuous.

She's a lovecraftian "idiot god".

The theme of "losing your sense of humanity" is throughout bloodborne, to avoid beasthood the scholars and students of the arcane seek greater, godlike awareness, but lose their intellect or ability to do anything in the process.

Only the hunt protects humanity, and pale blood and the eyes on the inside allow you to surpass the hunt.

So all healing items come from the Slimefolk who worship the great living mass of the Plane of Ooze, to the end that slowly healing items transform people into more slimefolk.

Technically, it's Big Alcha

>Do they give cancer?
Heavy potion use is associated with increased cancer risk among adventurers 65 years and older. Just like everything else under the sun.

Do with that information what you will

Actually, it'd be Big Apothacary, or Big Apoth the ancient egyptian god of the dead for short.

Seeing as the paladin has Lay-On-Hands and healing spells, I really don't get why you'd even be taking healing potions.

What about the other great ones, like the wet nurse, ebrietas and Moon Presence?

>You become dangerously addicted to the touch of your paladin

Becoming a god and being a god are two different things. They are already great ones but Rom became a great one and she's nothing more than a rutting animal thing. But then she didn't do it the same way our hunter did (fighting the Moon presence and possibly using all 3 thirds cords

>you keep pieces of the paladin's hair on the back of your neck for discreet slow-release paladin touch
>you secretly collect the paladin's spilled blood/viscera after battles and rub it on your face in private moments
>you sometimes exaggerate the effects of injury to get lay-on-handsed more often

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>Just like everything else under the sun.
ESPECIALLY the sun.
Damn thing is just a cancer microwave blasting at full power all day.

Can add healing potions to my recipes when feeding my party and still get the healing benefits?