Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2053: 2. EVERYONE ELSE'S JUMPS > 1. Complete with images > doomjump.txt

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...you forgot to finish wtih "edition".

More WIPs. This one of the Black Crusade Chaos Route...

Changelog:
>'Logic of Logistics' retooled so it's not a repeat perk
>Companions added

So

Valentine's Day, huh

tha's a thing 'at is.

It feels appropriate that this is a Doom edition then.

And the Loyalist Route.

Changelog:
>Companions added

Items should be easier to do on both of them. I'm so sorry this is taking so long.

Happy Valentines to you too user, and to all the thread.

Post your Warehouse builds!

Question Jumpchain. I remember a perk that prevents you from getting debuffed? Does anyone know where that is?

None that I'm aware of. The rulebook alludes to powerful sorcery being able to do the trick, but that's essentially storyteller bullshit. Isekai or similar might be your best bet. If you wanted to be a meme, you could go to VtR and just use blood potency, but they're not exactly the same since disciplines in VtR don't go above five, only the devotions allow you to achieve that kind of shit. The meme answer is to come back with Warehouse Return and diablerize anyone who should be stronger than you but isn't thanks to jumper bullshit. Or alternatively diablerize vampires from other settings to gain their powers and potentially generating if they're sufficiently strong.

Happy Valentine's Day user, and to everyone else in the thread as well!

Subject field was too long on the first try, I couldn't find what the actual limit was and didn't feel like experimenting.

>Mark of Khorne
>the damage you deal during a charge is significantly increased while the damage you could take is significantly reduced
>the damage you could take is significantly reduced
Does this mean we become more frail?

>Does this mean we become more frail?
I doubt it, it says could not can

There's only one way to celebrate it

The fact that the ninja turtles just got released in injustice

...why would... why? No, seriously. Why would that be a thing.

I don't think the word "could" should be there - You take less damage while charging.

Are there any NSFW jumpchains?

>diablerize vampires from other settings
>Diablerize DIO and take his soul
Would we get his Stand? What about other mask vampire powers? Does that count as having his soul for perks that relate to that?

Not sure where folks got that, but alright. Changed.

Yeah, just not here. This is a blue board, so no pornographic content that and we dn't want it here since it's likely to take over discussion. QuestionableQuesting's Jumpchain community has their own drive with lewd Jumps.

>This is a blue board, so no pornographic content
That only applies to images.

>spoiler
I mean it already managed to at least once or twice

I think maaaybe that perk from DC Occult could do it, that makes you the most primal/perfect specimen of whatever your race is? I think there's also a similar perk in Obsidian Tower Trilogy, which makes you a noble specimen.

You could also maybe abuse evolution perks or methods, like from EVO. But then that's really less "evolving" and more "getting rid of this watery human shit that's diluting your superior vampire blood".

>Legion of the Damned
No option to let us summon them?

Possibly Hard Work Conquering Talent from Fate/ Zero? It's meant to make up for the Magus generation-equivalent, but it also works on stuff like Atziluth according to Val. Dunno. Seems like it could work, but I can't check the relevant document at the moment.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Found this on the web, but not on the google drive. Any suggestions?

>Might of a Legion
Wait, we need to pay to get the basic skills every single Astartes has?

Yeah, leave it on SB.

Remove Heresy.

So I can use the specific abilities for upgrading as long as I don't mention them?

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Not currently.

I don't see how that's relevant.

You gain all the prowess and skill of being an Astartes who's been around during the times of the Heresy. It says so in the perk.

Its the most important meal of the day, don't skip out on that

Take it back to SB and tell it's creator to drown himself.

For some reason it amuses me that there's a (3) in the filename there. It means you have at least three other files all titled "autism". This amuses me.

Definitely, while some people share their chain and writing in thread, there's no obligation to do so. What you do in your own time is in your hands, so if you want to come up with your own home rules or use Jumps that aren't on the Veeky Forums drive, you're free to do so.

The tears of my enemies, along with a full continental breakfast and a cup of Ambrosia.

That's not nearly as bad as discovering a file "copy of copy of copy of copy of copy of...(12)" on somebody's computer.

If the thread allowed lewd jumps, you'd probably pull a SoAnon, right? Maybe not try to pull your jumps and likely not make as much as a scene, but you'd definitely make an announcement and leave, no?

Ok...
Is it a bit overpowered even by our standards or is there another reason for the Exterminatus order?

Awesome!

It's made by an infamous jumpmaker who likes to troll these threads.

Its fucking 3 AM in the west, what are we doing today

It's just generally low quality.

I'm in the West, it is 12AM where do you live?

We generally don't accept jumps unless they're posted by their creator, and the creator is a bit of an asshole who cut of contact with us anyway.

Praises be!

...if you're still on.

Anyway...in Wraith Arc/Timeline, would I be correct in assuming that trying to put your Soul Gem inside your Dimensional Inventory just flat out doesn't work, or results in a Bad End?

And in case you forgot:

>Dimensional Inventory [200MP] - Do you want to keep your precious things close to you? You may store physical items within a time-frozen pocket dimension. This manifests one of two ways - either you can access items freely from your Warehouse, or you may store it within a bottomless dimensional pocket. However, if the latter contains any items you didn’t buy with CP or move to store into the actual Warehouse, the items are lost on the next jump - you will need to restock.

Alright, in this case please forget I ever mentioned it. I hope this didn't wake any sleeping dogs.

It's bad, most of the powerful stuff has no actual basis in the setting, the author is a giant shithead who actively tries to screw with the thread and also never posted it here himself.

Pretty sure that even if you could put your soul gem into inventory, that would be a bad thing - Your soul would be an infinite distance from your body, after all.

What about Generic Fantasy RPG? That one's been casually brought up a few times. Is it accepted here or were those just shitposts?

and here i thought you was him

>the powerful stuff has no actual basis in the setting
What specifically? Or at least the worst offenders? Not trying to defend it or anything, I'm just legitimately curious.

I can't be arsed to read the piece of trash again but one of the worst ones I remember was the dragon armour, that for some reason gives a scaling x10 multiplier to your defense and resistances. No this is not present in any shape or form in the movie and I'm almost 100% certain that the armour dracula wears in the movie neither has magical qualities nor is even named.

Hey Val, what's the current order you're planning to do your claims in?

Just because the thread lacks a negative response to something doesn't mean it's accepted. There's pretty good odds that it would be accepted if it was posted here, but it'd still need to be posted here. Plenty of people admit to using lewd jumps, for example, and even independent CYOAs despite them not being technically valid. We try to limit discussion of such jumps, but briefly mentioning them isn't usually seen as overly offensive.

On my honor, I'm not "him", just a jumper/user with a sometimes unhealthy thirst for powerful items.

>blackshadow111
>DDAnon
>Mommy
>bancho
>Valeria
>OAA
>cliff
>Record
>Other: _______
Who's our Satan figure, /jc/?

Timmy.

To ask the question everyone is pondering: What's in for us if we win/defeat the Crusade?

Rolled 2 (1d9)

If it lands on "other", then Timmy.

Mommy, almost definitely, they still have that kind of reviled "Do not speak their name lest their attention fall upon us again!" thing going for them.

Slew of rewards ranging from Ascension to an Abyss-class ship to the Tree of Life font to unique powers to other things. But you pick one.

Can you answer this ?

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Neat!

What's the point in separating shit into paragraphs if they're just 1-2 sentences long? They're not covering divergent ideas or anything. Is it just padding?

C'mon man at least put a bit of effort into it.

>Tree of Life font
What's that?

The only Tree of Life I'm familiar with in 40k is the one that Leman Russ went off in search of to heal the Anathema.

Oh hey, that's neat. Probably could get some use out of-

>Anathema
Ruinous Powers go and stay go.

>Anathema.

How do you beat Ado Edem?

Cage it's user in Millennium Castle or a similar trap Reality Marble/Marble Phantasm like the A-Rays, Liners, and Knights did?

Thoroughly, but not so thoroughly as to remove the lumps. You want the lumps, otherwise it won't be nice and fluffy once it's done.

Violence. The answer to the "how do I beat ____?" questions is always violence. You people overcomplicate your plans way too much.

>is always violence
Unless they can reflect/nullify your attacks like some variations of Cain. Then it's "get immunity/a way to bypass it" and then violence.

That's just a more elaborate form of violence. Violence is still the root concept.

>Violence

Sorry been watching the ABSOLUTE CHEATERY that is Yugioh anime, meant to answer this earlier.

Right now it's Onechanbara and Warhammer Amazons. Hoping to get at least one done this week. After them, I do have one claim I wanna make but even with that I'll be focusing on getting both dragon balls done. Then probably Kumo Ga and DC One Million, since while Bleach d20 is the jump i most wanna do it's also probably the least anticipated.

Not set in stone or anything. After these are done, it's update/revamp city.

>watching the ABSOLUTE CHEATERY that is Yugioh anime,
Uh, sounds like there's a story here.

The Yugioh anime cheats all the time. Doesn't even try to follow the rules for any major duel since magic, heart of the cards and mundane actual cheating flow like water.

Modern rules do not allow an ancient mystical pharoah to play your tournaments games for you, nor mind crushing your opponent as a tactic.

Also one guy straight up just pays to win.

What do you think of the WoW update/WIP?

Pay to win is a viable strategy in almost any CCG.

To be fair, the manga that the first season is based on predates the actual card game, so there are no real rules to break.

Yeah, but most viable strategies don't involve owning your own company and broadcasting your match via helicopter and airship.

Been watching some of the highlights from the twitch marathon.

The worst stuff was shit like playing out entire turns in between the time between your opponent attacking and their attack hitting you, despite having played no card that allows you to do these things. Yugi does that all the fucking time. The last battle is just him and Marik competing to see who is the cheatiest cheatlord.

The weirdest part is that everyone accepts all the cheats. The audience, the refs, the announcers, even the opponents. Even when someone, usually Joey, points out how much cheating is going on, no one actually cares. They just double down on the dirty cheating.

Does this mean it if a guy challenged me to a duel in that universe world I could accept and then just walk over and punch him in the face?

...though, I'd probably still do it even if it wasn't okay.

I think he's referring to Kaiba who semi-literally owns the industry due to hostile takeover. Kaiba literally changed the rules of the game from what they used to be and creates artificial support for his preferred archetype. He also hosts tournaments by renting out entire cities among other crazy feats of wealth.

After the first season of the anime they "kinda" try to follow the official rules. So by nature of the rules being standardized, cheating is much more noticeable. Unlike "STONE GUARDIAN, ATTACK THE MOON AND BANISH THE TIDE" Even characters inside the series call it out.

Nah, the duel still needs to be a children's card game. But the Yugioh anime is basically Calvinball otherwise. As long as you're playing a card, you can almost make shit up about what effects that card will have provided it sounds even halfway plausible. A couple bullshitting perks would go a long way in that jump.

Hell, Pegasus, as the guy in charge of the card company, just makes his own ridiculously broken cards that only he has, and it's totally legal.

Use magic to whip up a card that says you can punch them in the face every time they take damage and declare it's a Shadow Game first.

So how long does the Bridge Officer Implant item in the Dahak Chronicles extend your life by? Also just how good are they, the item description doesn't say much beyond the fact they've been upgraded by a super AI over the course of millenia.

I'm aware. It's just that usually when people bring up cheating in Yugioh they talk about no tributes needed for summoning or the moon thing in the first season, when that cheating is the most 'okay' in the series.

Very silly update that I put together while high off my ass on painkillers.

I am exerting my right to add more stupid Gears.

Symphogear v1.1.2
>Added 'Noise Plushie' item at 50cp
>Added Kibisis and Kaladanda gears to Drop-In gear line
>Added Enkidu and Moly gears to Idol gear line
>Added Gleipnir and Axe of Perun gears to Orphan gear line
>Added Will-o'-the-Wisp and Xiuhcoatl gears to Agent gear line
>Added Library of Alexandria and Pandora's Box gears to Researcher gear line
>Added Tonbokiri and Gae Bolg gears to Alchemist gear line

Just to tell everyone this:
Don't you find it stupid that people are talking about taking over worlds, destroying things, etc. probably illegal things or immoral things, yet, when it comes to lewd jumps, they react so violently or complain too much. Kinda stupid, especially, if you can just ignore the talk about lewd jumps and lewd jumps itself. There's like so much more they can talk about, but they choose to talk bad about lewd jumps..
Wasting their own time right there.
Also, lewd jumps are still jumps. Anyone complaining about it should just stop since jumps include any universe, even lewd. If people are making jumps on violent things and other things and it's being allowed, then lewd jumps are also allowed. It's the same thing. Seriously, stop complaining people. If you don't want to see it, just ignore it.

Also, tons of people on this thread are talking about waifus/husbandos. That's like one of the steps to lewd, yet, I do not see any complaining(besides dislike of that waifu/husbando). Messed up, right?

Also, to those who hate lewd jumps, you must not have a waifu/husbando, right? Are you a virgin too? That must be true, if you are hating lewd things, which exist everywhere.

Today I will remind them. That NuBee is friends with Todoroki "Kill all Muties" Shoto.

Oh. If you're leaving you should leave your jumps behind, it's a waste to remove them. Especially, since you wasted so much time making them.