I need a list of skeleton and bone related puns for reasons. everything you can think of

i need a list of skeleton and bone related puns for reasons. everything you can think of

>I've got a bone to pick with you
>I'm going to bone your corpse with my bones
>You ever metacarpal before?
>Dibs on that guy's ribs
>I don't mind if you call me bonehead
>The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
>Something is wrong, I can feel it in my bones
>I haven't had sex in such a long time, I'm bone dry
>Do you have any water? I'm bone dry
I would keep going, but I don't have the heart.

That's pretty humerus!

Man, I can't think of any skeleton puns.

Fuck, I'm normally great at this stuff... BONES, SKELETON BONES. SKULLDUGGERY TICKET SCALPERS RIB TICKLING SPINE TINGLING FEMUR FINDERS. MY FATHER WAS STERN... UM... YA AND MY ORBITAL CAN BONE FROM SPACE.

> I can't think of any skeleton puns

Really? I can think of a skele-tonne

>We Are Boned

WELCOME

TO THE BONE ZONE

>Why are there so many books in the Necropolis?
The undead are into Skull-astics.

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to RATTLE you

>I'm so hungry you can see my rib cage!
Idunno man, look up whatever jokes Brook makes in One Piece. IIRC he makes tons of skelejokes

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Tibia honest, I don't have a lot of them either. Maybe listen to the voice of Pelvis Presley for inspiration? Or perhaps The Shins?

Its going tibia ok.

First off your Skeleton's name needs to be Skinny, and he has to be a Bard who plays the sax.

>A skeleton serves you a dish and says "bone appetit"
>Pirate skelly named captain Jack Marrow (stole that from Dragon Quest)

>Sorry if my appearance is a bit bone chilling.
> Would you like to hear a tune on the xylobones?
*after making fun of someone
>I can't resist a good ribbing!
That's all I can think of for now

>doesn't play the tromBONE

Ulna-ver stop it with these, will you?

Necrophiliac necromancers have boners.

ba dum tss

haha dude whacky skeletons! lol xd haha i say very funny user you should be a comedian!

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>skeleton attacks you
>prepare to get boned

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Everyone in this thread is Carlos

More like Calaveras

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Is he ok?

Obviously not. I mean come on look at the poor thing. It's got flesh clogging up its head and legs. The poor thing can't even move.