You are being targeted by a set of small killer robots. Each are about five centimeters long, have four propeller blades, a camera allowing them to track and identify you and a small shaped charge weighing a few grams that if applied to the forehead can destroy an individual's brain.
what do you do?
Can I fuck them?
I'm a robot with a Durability rating of 5 and an armored chassis and my thinking bits are housed in the center of my chassis.
Bring it, botlets.
Get a bigass sombrero and some chicken wire for when I'm going out. I'll look dumb, but it beats dying
Make sure to get one of those 4ft long Texas fly swatters too.
>five centimeters long
can YOU fuck them? yeah go nuts champ
Get a broom.
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Taurus judge with birdshot
dress like a giant faggot until it stops
Wear a motorcycle helmet?
I put a steel bucket on my head, since it can probably survive the blast without incident. I doubt these things can be reprogrammed midflight, so they should just keep making a racket on the outside of the pail until they're used up.
FUCK OUTA MY WAY FAGBOTS
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Wear a helmet.
GG
Make a sphere out of chicken wire to wear as a helmet and grab my shotgun and some birdshot. It's gonna be a fun afternoon.
> A chicken-wire Sombrero and a giant fly swatter...
Fucking Kek!
(And what the hell was the name of that bad 80's Sci-fi movie that had Gene Simmons of KISS fame as the villain, and killer spider-bots?)
>first time coming back to Veeky Forums since forever
>first thread that I'm opening
>first fucking anwser
Never change Veeky Forums. Never change.
Make sure they can't reach your head.
>Gene Simmons of KISS fame as the villain, and killer spider-bots?
Runaway. One of the true classics of 80s trash cinema.
I'm safe since they're small killers and I'm not biggie smalls
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>a steel pail
>resisting an explosive shaped charged
you're fuckin dead kiddo
Use Dazzle camouflage, since its been proven to make Facial recognition impossible, set up Microwave emitters on my property to target anything smaller then 15X15 CM and larger then 1 CM to fry it
supersoaker for when im travelling and big ass firehose for when im at home