ITT we post a picture as a random encounter with 5 words or less describing it

What would be the point of bringing the boats to a siege?

Suicide run ends with Goose.

Can't think of a good one for this pic.

>man must fap or die

>"You roll to see how jealous you are because you'll never be as happy he is"

>5 words or less

In context, they are transporting their boats over land to put them into a lake and attack the castle from the docks, which they haven't bothered stationing real guards at because there was no way for the besieging army to attack from the water.

The defenders are forced to divide their forces in haste, a man inside their walls takes advantage of the confusion to pick that moment to strike and off an enemy commander, and the defending side loses before they can recover.

remember that NPC we helped?

>The true Caesar has come

>Man versus the tyranny of nature

Artifice and alcohol don't mix.

>the dog knows Eldritch Blast

>City's alive, it hates you.

What's with that Cinccino?

>This City made us. This City gave us life

Memes

>Lovable NPC falls for Warlock

>won't go easy on you

>You didn't buy his game

Rolling Empyrean on random table

...did I stumble into Autochthonia again?

>"Play Yu-Gi-Oh instead?! SURE! FINE!"

>They said 'Go to Hell'. I agreed.

>Wandering swordsman wants your sword

>"All your shinies, or die!"
alternatively
>Can shield its weak point

>"But mom I don't wanna!"

>But I'm undead
>Fuck you city!
>Weh!

Dm lets crits do anything

>Shall not be infringed, motherfucker!

What's stopping them?
If you are unarmed, without backup and in a compromising position whats stopping them from infringing your mother by fucking them?

spooks

>its their last tank

>well, you have your instructions

Old World's god of war

>party must escape the swedes

>Street Samurai can be anything.

>The empire is eternal.

>you've played Pokemon Sapphire, right?

I wouldn't mind to travel with this gentleman

>combat via Handle Animal checks

>"I love my job!"

"Stupid random fucking encounter tables!"

>Little Caesar's stopped offering garlic

>None may approach the king!

>Everywhere I go is Rome

>The princess challenged an Ambasador

>You find a man unconscious

>It takes less time for the attackers to haul ships around the castle into a lake than it does for the defenders to reorganise the defense of a walled city
Riveting storytelling.

Hungry DM makes an encounter.

delta_green.jpg

I think that's a stork?

>YOUR BABIES ARE MIIIIIINE, BITCH

>They told me I could be anything. So I became patrician.

New clerics come into town

If I recall correctly, the defenders were quite pre-occupied. The main force was already besieging the main gate, thus diverting forces to the rear becomes harder to organise. The vikings were hired mercenaries who brought this gambit as a surprise to even their employers.

>One beastfolk. Continuous fire damage.

WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX
COMING SOON

>The sumo statue comes alive!