Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2073: Not All Reasons Are Valid Edition

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Changelog:
Added Dragon Ogres and Dragon Ogre Shaggoths.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Like claiming something because some user who said he was the guy who was working on a jump dropped it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Changelog:
Reduced the prices of some mounts and added the Manticore.
Something new in the Scenario section. Worth a look, perhaps?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Also, added a Canon Companion option.

And with those glaring issues fixed I am going to go ahead and claim Warhammer Fantasy: The Empire if it hasn't been already.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sure, they worked things out between themselves, but I'M still mad about it, and isn't that what really matters?

RumChicken
RumChicken

What if we finish the Daemon Prince Scenario before the Chaos Lord one?
Would the other Chaos Champion in the Undivided Scenario shit himself?
I have made it a goal to make that fight as horrifyingly unfair for him as possible.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Tovam isn't the guy who was working on JDM, but nice try.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

People really enjoy hurting this poor fellow.

Yes.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I don't think it's been claimed, good luck!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Canon companion

So. The ultimate question. Is there anyone worth waifuing in the Chaos Warriors?
Also can I take Archaeon just so I can keep him around to humiliate?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Does our mount count as a companion for that scenario's lock out of companions?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No, they do not.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

People really enjoy hurting this poor fellow.
He's shit and no one but GW likes him.
Even people who hate Orks like Grimgor more than they like him.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Wait, who are you?
We're the FBI, and you're under arrest!
What?! Why didn't you tell us you spooks were launching a raid?! We had one planned for next week!
Wait, what.
Hey, hold on, this is an ATF investigation, what are you guys doing here?
An ATF investigation? This is the sheriff department's investigation!
Uh, actually it's a US Marshall job.
Wait a fucking second. Are you ALL undercover law enforcement?!
Yep.
Indeed.
Definitely.
God fucking damn it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It isn't Archeon, it's just a random Undivided Champion with a dream. A dream that is apparently destined to meet it's end under the boot of a Daemon Prince jumper, wielding a Greater daemon weapon, and riding a chaos dragon. Because seriously fuck this particular random champion.

He probably did a lot of bad shit, jumpers personally singling him out for punishment despite all the other horrible people in the north is just the bad luck of him standing in the way of an army of chaos waifus.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Oh. My mistake. I still think everyone should make Archeon suffer. Because fuck that guy.

Spamalot
Spamalot

He's still better than that other armless failure.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

spoiler
Who's still better than than One-Armed Asshole.

takes2long
takes2long

No. No he's not. Abaddon is an armless failure, but he's just a failure. Archeon is a failure who is used to be a whiny little bitch, and only ever won because it was handed to him by the writers.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Are we still talking about the time the Orcs should have won Warhammer Fantasy except lolchaos?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Among other things yes.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Did you ever decide on Steed of Chaos imports? I kinda recall someone asking about that but I don't remember what your answer was.

Flameblow
Flameblow

So. The ultimate question. Is there anyone worth waifuing in the Chaos Warriors?
There is a great Daemon Princess of Khorne.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Besides Elfen Lied and One Piece, what other jumps can offer me hand creation powers?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Weren't you going to increase the number of Doggos we get from the Chaos Warhound purchase? The once from the army builder are great and all but I'd rather have a few good doggos than an army of viscous bloodthirsty doggos.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I feel this strange urge to hunt down someone by the name of Carstein.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Valkia the Bloody is pretty hot if you're into that sort of thing. Pic related.

I honestly don't recall that question but maybe I just missed it.

Shit, I did say that. I'll change the number to 4 per purchase and we'll forget this ever happened.

Beat Mannlet Von Carstein into a pulp.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So my goals are

Kill Manfred, maybe see about reviving Vlad and his wife while I'm at it because they are cool
Kill Karl, just because
Become Daemon Prince
Beat up Chaos Lord
Waifu Valkia
>Humiliate Archeon in some way

I think I can do this.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I feel vaguely autistic for actually looking this up.

archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/57945852/#q57948148

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Not-So Friends in High Places
Jeeze Mannfred chill out, it was just an attempt to kill you for the gods favor. Get over it already.
Daemon Prince scenario
Hey I told you to get over it, sending powerful vampire knights after me isn't getting over it so you get to be the one I kill to earn my acension. Do you know what those blood dragons tried to do to to my fluffor? No I don't think it's unfair to kill you for something I forced you to do via drawback fiat. It is an entirely reasonable stance, ask any chaos champion who doesn't have a grudge against me.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I feel kind of guilty for missing this. It's certainly not a bad idea and there's actually VERY few competitive mount options that don't amount to "make your waifu a powerful dragon" or something.

I don't want to keep editing this thing and fucking up builds, but If I add a line saying that if you buy a mount you can give your mount it's form and strengths as well as it's free mutations, would that work?

Kill Manfred, maybe see about reviving Vlad and his wife while I'm at it because they are cool
Go with my blessing.
Kill Karl, just because
Ouch.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Alcoholism
How does alcohol improve our dexterity while also impairing our motor skills?

idontknow
idontknow

Listen, it's not you.
It's the fact he's a slimy snake of a politician, and I hate politicians on principle.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't know. Ask the Dwarfs.

Snarelure
Snarelure

spoiler
That seems fine to me.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

veekyforums.com/thread/58120412/games
Looks great user.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So. How mad will Nagash, and the Empire for that matter, be at me if I bring Vlad and Isabella back to life? Free of charge.

Firespawn
Firespawn

What are some perks for helping to establish a reputation? There's Urban Legend from Friday the 13th, but I'm wondering what other ones we have.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Keep in mind that while indirect methods may be used, assassins will almost certainly fail against such protect and powerful individuals
protect

eGremlin
eGremlin

Typos suck. Fixed.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Are Daemon Princes subject to the whole sucked back into the warp if there isn't enough chaos energy around thing?

Illusionz
Illusionz

jumpers doing anything free of charge
I'd be terrified, you guys are always out for something and if you're not demanding a price upfront people are going to be paying for it down the line.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Off the top of my head, Marvel comics had cosmic fact, mortal engines has darkling name, sword and sorcery had that myth perk.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Isn't Nagash dead right now? I don't think he's going to be expressing any emotions on the subject. The Empire, on the other hand, will probably be less and angry and more very concerned because fuck, Vlad and Isabella are back. They barely won last time, what are they going to do now?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Salt is all the payment he needs user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Thanks.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nah, bro. Enjoy all the benefits with only the obvious downside of everyone being terrified of the 30 foot tall daemon.

The tears of assholes are the best kind of reward.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I like Vlad and Isabella's style, them being alive and in charge of Sylvania again is all the payment I need.

Nagash tries to bring back Vlad during the End Times as a minion. Vlad's price is for Nagash to bring back Isabella

Also this.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Amazons, Kislev, and now Empire are all being made.
No Skaven or Dwarves to be seen
Is this because neither have any good waifus?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Unironically, yes.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He might be a little irritated about it later, but I doubt he'd be too bothered about it. Vlad didn't really do much in End Times, if I remember right.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Can we do somthing like and go after the same leader we took in that drawback?

Could we take Archeon on the basis of punishing him for his failure in the first invasion?
A real everchosen wouldn't fall to an orc boot
*stab repeatedly*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yes to both questions. Keep in mind with the drawback they know you're coming and they're willing to expend whatever resources they must to kick your ass as early as possible.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Amazons is all waifus
Kislev had ice witches
Empire has sisters of sigmar

Skaven have bloated abominations
No dwarven women ever do anything

Factions without waifus are at the bottom of the list.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yes, send your armies into the caos wastes I'll wait. Remeber if you take too long I'll start building cults in all your neighbors' lands at the boarders so they blame you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

By the Comet.

Evilember
Evilember

That just makes it more fun, what sport is there in sneaking into the enemy's castle if they aren't driven into paranoid fear of your impending attack?

TechHater
TechHater

Yet Ogres and Tomb Kings were made first.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Then why don't I have my Vampire Counts?
Vlad has Isabella, why can't I get an OC who's basically an expy?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So if I just lob an arm off and throw it into the synthesis thing is Mass Effect do you think it would be enough DNA, or what?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dunno. Always seemed stupid to me the synthesis thing took an entire human, but who knows how space gravity magic works? At the very least, it should depend on how big your arm is.

You shouldn't do that though, people shouldn't logically appreciate being turned into some sort of weird nanite-cyborg without their consent all in service of some arbitrary and nonsensical goal I continue to maintain is the self-perpetuated malfunction of a broken machine instead of an actual trend. And the husks, dear god the husks are going to be traumatised for life from being given back sentience. Unless you just want to bang the entire galaxy. Then it's okay.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Holy shit. People are actually discussing jumps? I must've fallen and hit my head.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Or DID YOU?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

And the husks, dear god the husks are going to be traumatised for life from being given back sentience.
Kek.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Now I'm wondering what would happen if you threw in some of the more bizarre Ben 10 aliens.

Methshot
Methshot

Probably nothing. The Synthesis ending wasn't spreading Shepard's DNA, it's not like everyone is part-human now. It's just patterning a new type of molecular storage system off of how Shepard has a biology/cybernetic synthesis. It's the cybernetics that are getting copied, not the flesh.

Supergrass
Supergrass

That confuses me because cybernetics are not going to be compatible with every race without major modifications so the system might as well make it's own from scratch. I'm also not sure why getting vaporised is a better way of sending the information than an electronic blue print or whatever.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I think gravity falls has hand witch powers.

TreeEater
TreeEater

you now realise that if Shepard didn't blow up the Collector base and chose Synthesis, there is a chance that somewhere inside it is a tank of liquified humans that are now suddenly cyborgfied into self awareness again
they have no mouths and they must scream

Skullbone
Skullbone

Always Destroy and let people reverse engineer the remains.

whereismyname
whereismyname

No, who knows what other systems you could knock out with Destroy when everything, EVERYTHING runs on mass effect technology? Control is the safest option as well as poetic justice upon the Reapers.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm doubtful Control actually gives lasting control and isn't shepherd being indoctrinated.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Val, you around? How likely am I to become collateral damage in Dies Irae if I just let the story unfold without meddling? Any particular place to stay away from?

SniperGod
SniperGod

True, but by the same token you're putting faith into Destroy truly destroying all the Reapers and not, for example, lulling the galaxy into a false sense of security while the survivors reformat themselves for stealth and seize the means of production from the shadows.

StonedTime
StonedTime

So long as you stay out of the city you begin in and don't get into the plot, you won't get caught up in collateral damage. The jump will default to one of the safe routes that just delays the plot for longer then the time you spend in jump.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Possible but at least there is a chance they are dead and not in control of the galaxy like in the other options.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'd argue there's as much if not a better chance they aren't with you at the helm, when barring a perfect run Destroy ends with Shepard being...well, too destroyed to see the outcome.

massdebater
massdebater

Thanks!

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do you do with protagonists in Isekai settings? Do you replace them if given the choice? Ignore them? Help them? Do you share your inter-dimensional traveler nature with them?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I activate Bully Ranger

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yeah, it's the proto-Reaper, remember? You blew it up, it's dead. That won't be a problem.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kazuma is one of the cool ones, he doesn't desire replacement. The rest are mostly trash.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I was thinking of all the injectors dripping stuff into it, and all the tanks of human soup throughout that facility. Who knows how many of those Cerberus hadn't finished dismantling, if you left the base intact?

Supergrass
Supergrass

For FSN if you have Dragon Heart & Demi-Servant, would this count as having “mana regen” for the purposes of mana muncher drawback?

Also for the capstone booster, it mentions increased Dragon traits like skin as tough as steel. How would that translate into Endurance stat? E or D?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I assume that there's not enough detail in there to be reconstructed into functioning minds. That's just slurry, it's not like a husk's brain where there's some actual structure still there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What’s with the track suits for Isekai protagonists? Are they a fashion statement for the Otaku?

WebTool
WebTool

Yes, the mana regen abilities count as mana regen for that drawback.

E most likely. Endurance is very vague on how tough it actually makes people.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

indoctrinated.wikia.com/wiki/Indoctrination_Theory_Wiki

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yeah, that theory works great if you ignore everything else we've ever learned about Indoctrination.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Thanks. Looks like I’ll have to convert 100cp into sp for her.

SABER (1100sp)
Mordred Pentadragon, Saber of Red

Class: Saber (-375)

STR A
END A (-50)
AGI B
MAN B (-50)
LUK D

Class Skills
Magic Resistance B (-75, Discount)
Riding C (-50, Discount)

Personal skills
Instinct B (-200)
Charisma B (Freebie, -50)
Mana Burst A (-250)

Noble Phantasm
Clarent Anti-Unit B (Freebie, -50)

Drawbacks
What’s Spirit Form (+50)

idontknow
idontknow

NEET gear. They are comfortable and you don't need to iron them

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's actually a way for japan to deport people with slavic ancestry from the country

King_Martha
King_Martha

This isn't from an Isekai, but it's relevant.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Does a track suit include ability to do the Slav Squat, down a bottle of Vodka like water, and smoke like a chimney without ill health?

FastChef
FastChef

Probably. Sheps didn't have anything on hand to do that with. Probably would've died trying at that point even if they did.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Would mud from Grail (FS/N) perk corrupt Gilgamesh ?

MPmaster
MPmaster

No. You only have a portion of what Angra Mainyu has at the start and even what he had only partially messed with Gil, you'd need at least three times as much to fully corrupt him.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hey Valeria, how would you define "love" in relation to the Living Idol' perk? I was wanting to waifu someone who exhibits some of the traits of Antisocial Behaviour Disorder, and I'm unsure as to whether they could experience love as others might

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Just how powerful/strange can be A Special Trait from Xianxia? Depending of how you read it could be understood that pretty much any power in Touhou would be a valid choice, even if it would start at low power. I highly doubt it's that absurd specially given its low cost, but given that from what very, very little I know of Xianxia it can get pretty ridiculous in terms of power, I thought I would ask if there are some defined limits.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Would Sephiroth Grail from DxD let you understand AT fields if you went to Evangelion?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Well, the love in the perk is meant to be romantic love, however the person in question might see romantic love, so for some it might extend as far as including lustful feelings while others might only hit the perk when they feel a more pure kind of love.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I was hoping that I would be able to corrupt him and with another Perk eat all his items from Gate of Babilon that he would give to me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Well it doesn't work like that so no.

DeathDog
DeathDog

become Daemon Prince of Hope
go to DC
get all the Green and Blue Lantern waifus
Best plan or best plan?

FastChef
FastChef

What effects would a KonoSuba god of say, Growth, Training and Love expect from their domains?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Probably the effects described in the perk but appropriate to those domains?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

As user said, you'd need at least thrice times All the World's Evils. The anti corruption/mind control/charm perk from F/Zero is based on him, after all. You'd probably be better off trying to find some kind of 'to the victor, the spoils' perk, because if you can use the kind of corruption needed and your jumps haven't been exclusively focused on it, you probably don't need the Gate anymore.

Skullbone
Skullbone

god of Growth. . . and Love
If your jumper isn't named Priapus then I'm ruling you can't have those domains.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Honestly if I were that user I'd just take that anti-corruption/mind control/charm perk and head on over to Prisma Illya. Apart from that one drawback, you CAN find Gilgamesh's Class Card scattered somewhere in Illya's world. Even without that one drawback.

The trick is recovering it before it activates itself, and then withstanding his massive ego enough to wield his powers. But you easily have at least a few months' head start before Gil wakes up, so it's perfectly doable.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So it'd work as a massive training multiplier, then? I was trying to work out what would be a god of shonen/shoujo main characters and what benefits it would get.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

actually gives lasting control
You're correct. Shepard dies. There is no transferring an organic mind. The Reapers are now AI Shepard. It blueprints Shepard's mind over the Reapers'. See the Extended Cut. It's rather explicit, dude.
youtu.be/lX7HDcvw2pk
I assume that there's not enough detail in there to be reconstructed into functioning minds.
Maybe, but this one Husk looks pretty concerned, IMO.
youtu.be/aU_HCHQoxA8?t=8m13s

Nojokur
Nojokur

people taking domains for meta rather than narrative reasons
Disgusting.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why not both?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Massive? Not particularly. You need to keep in mind that Konosuba isn't a terribly high power series. Aqua's stronger spells are at most destroying a castle or small town and for the most part, that's generally the highest level of power seen elsewhere.

You'd get a training multiplier but it's probably going to be something like 10 or 20 times at most, not hundreds of times faster than normal.

farquit
farquit

Control overwrites the Reapers with Shepards consciousness, so it is control. However, the process is destructive in nature so Shepard the meat puppet no longer exists. He or she is destroyed in order to create the template that overrides the Reapers.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You're doing it wrong if you don't take Boobs as one of your domains.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Ok, right. I was thinking on the lines of the massive luck granted by the domain, but it's true that'd would be more because of having a high stat than the domain itself. Thanks for clearing that up.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Question: If the Chaos Gods’ interests eventually diverged with your own, who would the Warband side with?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Use the summoning perk in Samurai Jack and kill him.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm just taking Boosted Gear in DxD, not Issei's personality.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

implying any Jumper's group of allies is that much of a sausage fest

Supergrass
Supergrass

Summoning [600cp]: Once per day you can summon a single creature or individual – whom
you've personally killed – that will remain active and bound to your will until they're defeated.
You can only have one summon active at a time, but you may keep an unlimited collection of
creatures and individuals to summon. If you decide to banish your current summon you may
resummon it or switch it out with a different summon so long as non of your summons have
been defeated in the past 24 hours. (Ex. If you summon one warrior then switch it out but have
that new warrior defeated you must wait another 24 hours before you can reuse this power.)
With time and continued use you can slowly lower the time it takes to reuse this power. With
enough effort you can make it so that you only have to wait a few moments before you're able
to summon something again and with continued practice you'll be able to increase limit of active summons up to a maximum of eight.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why didn't Shepard just use medi-gel to seal their suit breach in the beginning of Mass Effect 2?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Wouldn't do too much for reentry, desu

Snarelure
Snarelure

Wouldn't do too much for reentry, desu
You're just not using enough, to be honest.

WebTool
WebTool

You can only carry so much medi-gel.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

he doesn't jizz medi-gel
laughing council sloots

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Sounds like excuses to me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I think you mean omni gel.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Powers in xianxia are crazy. In one a person learned to create a rain of needles made from sunlight to pour on to people. In another a person forms a tiny dragon in each of his meridians to be able to punch with dragon. In another a person becomes a giant snake that devours and assimilates his enemies powers. And in yet another the mc becomes the living embodiement of the sun, light heat and strength.

Xianxia are weird and usually anything goes at the top tiers.

girlDog
girlDog

Maybe, but this one Husk looks pretty concerned, IMO.
Yeah, because he's got a brain and not just a slurry of destructive uploading nanites carrying memories and cultural zeitgeist data. Might not be a very good brain at that point, but it's more structure to work with than just some sludge.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Though you'll probably just have some asshole with a sword, sword cultivators are way too common.

Evilember
Evilember

Oh definately. I guess it makes sense though, swords are pretty straightforward, sharp end goes into the other guy. You dont need to contemplate the meaning of dragons inside your body for decades until it metamorphosizes into a dragon if you use the sword good enough.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yeah, but that doesn't make it any less boring. You've seen one cultivator with "profound, mysterious swordsmanship", you've seen them all.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But you don't use your harem in a fight. You bring out the losers that you have killed and eternally bound as your allies (servants) to fight for you

idontknow
idontknow

Inadvisable actually, the power it's based on is demonstrably vulnerable to divine swords forged out of mankind's hope. Which Gilgamesh has a veritable surplus of. But he isn't a very good swordsman and the Gate seems to take a few seconds to deploy, so who knows? Just seems like a bad idea to roll the dice when you know how poor the odds are.

I can't speak for user, but my harem is violent they'd be offended if I didn't use them in a fight.

TreeEater
TreeEater

But you don't use your harem in a fight.
Your harem a shit then.

SniperWish
SniperWish

wanting a bunch of cheap knock-offs
Yeah, okay, I guess if you've got no taste.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yeah, okay, I guess if you've got no taste.
God this will always annoy me to no end. You're so stupid. It's power, and it matters not were it stems from. Same thing with waifus. A hole is a hole. If you're so concerned just learn illusion magic. Matter in every way. Such terrible, terrible taste.

Bidwell
Bidwell

want to play the evil bastard for a bit
but have entire religion following me that sees me as the good god
whole countries of these guys

I dont want to let them down but Im bored. What do I do?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is called a god
Can't shapeshift
lawl

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The problem is shapeshifting is one of the many things my worshippers know I do. I also do not have the ability to be 2 places at once right now.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just do your thing and enjoy the mental gymnastics that come from the fiats

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

God this will always annoy me to no end. You're so stupid. It's power, and it matters not were it stems from. Same thing with waifus. A hole is a hole. If you're so concerned just learn illusion magic. Matter in every way. Such terrible, terrible taste.
Is your entire argument that having taste is bad taste? I'm honestly mystified after reading several times. You seem to be saying that actually caring about anything but functions means you have terrible taste. Is that you Combofiend?

Techpill
Techpill

Make a virtual reality videogame.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Are...
Are you suggesting that we try to fuck the GoB?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Look, I'm just saying, Gilgamesh's little hoard of imitations and fakes isn't cool, not even from a power perspective. Anything they might do you can get better somewhere else. The fact that you're going for Gate of Babylon only shows that you've got little knowledge of fiction and are just defaulting to some bullshit that VS Battles told you was strong. Why don't you got to Megaman.EXE,, I hear he's a universe-buster!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Receptive Doves

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is your entire argument that having taste is bad taste?
It is limiting, yes.
but functions means you have terrible taste.
Everything can be objectively measured in terms of how much permanency the action will have, the long term efficaciousness therein, the accessibility that then opens up, and the total immediate control you have over the situation. When you can otherwise do something better like changing your thoughts to simply be content, or to even just have a waifu in your head, other actions become inefficient. It is simply a waste.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm pretty sure it's got a fleshlight in there somewhere. Because, you know, anything that's ever been made is in there, but better because it was the first.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Other than the ring of erlu are there any items to cast a spell at no cost?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pretty sure they just called those whores.

Spamalot
Spamalot

FF14's Astrologian capstone lets you do so when the stars are right, and A Summer Vacation from Dies Irae lets you function as if you were residing in your optimal era.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Turns out the Gamer has a built in tower defense. Do we have any other jumps that offer something like hat?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If I build a robot to make paperclips and it rewrites its own brain to consider everything a paperclip then I have made a very stupid and useless robot.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

GemCraft, Bloons

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The maker of the jump, from SB of course, said that manipulating things such as Parameters or Potential is totally fine. Which is of course as broken as it sounds. So yeah, there are no limits. Go wild.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Speaking of Konosuba, would it be redundant to take both the Luck capstone + Luck as your domain?

girlDog
girlDog

Not knowing how to properly utilize firmware
So like a human to blame their own mistakes on outside forces rather than taking such knowledge and not making the same mistake twice, or in the case of a machine, never having made that mistake in the first place it being the fault of the human.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Apparently there's a 1.01 version of the Sidekicks jump in the uploads folder. Does anyone know what the changelog is?

TreeEater
TreeEater

It sounds like there'd be a lot of overlap, but it wouldn't be completely meaningless.

The luck capstone sounds like it's just luck. Really fucking good luck, but still just luck at its base. Luck as a domain would give you controllable abilities relating to luck, like (de)buffs.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not at all. If there's anything to be learned from Aqua's example, it's that you can never have too much luck.

RumChicken
RumChicken

But if I just want myself to be lucky, it'd be pretty stupid to get both of those things, right?

No, Aqua shows us that you can never have a high enough INT stat, and that nopan is the best vanilla fetish.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I wasn't complaining about the robot. I was complaining about the other poster that was claiming that people should just rewire themselves to have no taste and be content with garbage.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Jumpers! Have you ever fucked with the brains of a populace, for their own good?

massdebater
massdebater

Who's Burgli

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it'd be pretty stupid to get both of those things, right?
Well, if you had both a high luck stat and luck buffs, you'd either become so lucky that attractive horny girls with clothes made of money falling from the sky is an everyday occurrence for you, or cause a luck overflow error and become so unlucky that Aqua looks blessed.

Methnerd
Methnerd

An old murlock native Jumper, long since returned to his homeland.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

People like Chris-chan need all the help they can get.

JunkTop
JunkTop

You will be allowed to have taste once you have reach omnipotent power. You're grounded until then. You'll realize it doesn't matter at that point.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

On that article, there's also been studies that indicate that greater social trust and lowered threat-processing leads to an increased in-group bias and preference for one's own community and peers. Be careful that your mental fuckery doesn't bite you on the ass

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

On that article, there's also been studies that indicate that greater social trust and lowered threat-processing leads to an increased in-group bias and preference for one's own community and peers. Be careful that your mental fuckery doesn't bite you on the ass

I figure that is just that they are happy where they are so they are less curious about other cultures and groups.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I figure that is just that they are happy where they are so they are less curious about other cultures and groups.
Effectively ending the proactive desire to expose themselves to the out-group.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sweet! Chaos Warriors is great so looking forward to this.

I looked at the Empire myself as I wanted to do a human faction but couldn't think out how to work it as there seemed to just be too many parts that I couldn't decide how to split between origins and perks (running the gamut of nobles, college magisters, witch hunters, dudes with a lot of cannons, free companies, sigmarites, ulfricites, etc.), basically every province has a special unit and I'm a lazy, lazy individual.

I would really like to see a witch hunter option (mostly for the outfit).

massdebater
massdebater

I'm now invisioning a girl who is so mind achingly cute she's Khorne's chosen... for POLITICAL warfare. Just this little minor process who runs circles around every Warlord and Everchosen ever because Khorne is trying to keep 'his baby' away from the fighting so he give her PR and other political jobs in an effort to keep her far from the battlefield, but like any good Khorne Worshiper she just sees a different type of battlefield, one that has been 'claimed' more often by Tzeetchen sorcerers and Slaanesh honeypots than a proper Khorne warrior.

I would really like to see this now.

Methshot
Methshot

That /does/ sound amazing.

FastChef
FastChef

If I end up being in control of a society for any prolonged amount of time, like to the point that I'm dictating policy, I almost invariably end up rolling out "mood pills", to help people be happy/content/boost energy/creativity/focus/sleep, whatever.
There are multiple types, like, depending on how you want to feel that day, but they're all ultimately pretty benign other than the casual disregard for natural brain chemistry patterns.
They're also entirely optional, but cheap as hell.

Does that count?

Lunatick
Lunatick

For Young Justice, during the Misplaced event, would a Jumper who's done more than two drop-in jumps (and is therefore over 18, mentally at least) count as an adult or child?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm guessing it's all physical. Wasn't Shazam able to switch back and forth by changing between his super form and Billy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

It is based on physical age not mental age. Shazam was able to switch between worlds by using his transformation.

happy_sad
happy_sad

process
I meant princess there, whoops.

IKR?

Bidwell
Bidwell

They would get stolen by Tzeentch

RavySnake
RavySnake

What jumps have OC companions?

TechHater
TechHater

Do you mean specific companions of the jumpmakers design or a "make whatever person you like" option.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

to the victor, the spoils' perk
Does anyone know of such a perk?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hmm. So having an adult alt-form would let you switch as well...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

specific companions

Bidwell
Bidwell

Right now the only one I recall is the Drop-in capstone in WWE, but I there were others I can't quite remember.

Inmate
Inmate

Better to stop it happening in the first place. Consider how many children must have died because the adults were suddenly not driving, holding them up or supervising them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Khorne is so determined to keep her out of battle he sends her into complex political problems repeatedly, the kinds of problems she equates to greater and greater battles. She starts making a thorn of swords from the knights she's politically disenfrancised and crowns from coups she helped with. All for Khorne.
Tzeentch tries to take over Khorneite Princess' loyalty and antics ensue as he fails. Repeatedly.
Nurgle's being like a uncle who just sticks to his room most of the time but sends some pretty cool presents every now and again just to make her smile because poison immunity was really helpful for those political assassinations she did that one time, doing better that Tzeentch just by keeping her appeased.
Slaanesh is blessing her with charisma and the ability to keep the fact that she's a frightening person able to rip a man in full plate in half with her bare hands a seceret better. Zir is banking on puberty hitting and favor falling on Zir's side.
I really wanna see this now.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are there any perks to ensure the loyalty of allies and subordinates? If I end up recruiting villains such as say, Azula or GlaDOS, I'd like to have some kind of antibetrayal insurance.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

"Sir, the ambassador is waiting."
"Let him wait. It will do whatever Khorne supporter has shown up this time some good to cool down a bit."
"No, sir, you don't..."
Suddenly the door is kicked open. One of the hinges snaps and the other rips free of the frame. The door skitters to one side before falling on top of a Tzeetchen sorcerer. There's a puff of feathers as the heavy wood flattens the creature.
It's... a girl. A short girl wearing a full suit of blood red plate with spikes and Khorne's emblem plastered all over it. No helmet though. Just an adorably cute face.
"I have come to engage in the art of Diplomacy!" She demands of the room in way of introduction.
"Now see here child-" The guard near the door suddenly finds a sword through his chest.
"Do not interrupt Diplomacy in action!" She reprimands. The tone of her voice somehow makes everyone in the room slightly ashamed of the man's death.
"Now then. I am a daughter of Khorne and I have come to Negotiate!" You could all but hear the capital N. "This battlefield will be taken for my father!"
"This is a courtroom, not a battlefield!" The King bellowed at the child. She just grins across the room at him.
"You haven't been in Politics long, have you?"

I love my brain sometimes.
I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer Fantasy but what I read in these threads so I fully expect the above to be wildly inaccurate.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just have monstrous levels of charisma, so that although they could betray you they'd never want to. Also get the 'AI like you' perk from System Shock 2 for GlaDOS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Suddenly no adults driving moving cars
No adults piloting planes
No adults working in hospitals
No adults holding children up off the ground
No adults watching children around dangerous shit

girlDog
girlDog

Speaking as someone who recently looked over the jump again, there are a surprising number of them in Dragonball GT. As in, basically every 100CP perk for every perk line assists in either preventing betrayal in some way or sniffing it out.

Nobody talks about those, but there you go.

Bidwell
Bidwell

The first ones to come to mind are Van Helsing and the Dark Souls Jumps.

TreeEater
TreeEater

"You haven't been in Politics long, have you?"
Thank you Yoro, and weirdly enough WFB is the kind of quirky place where this isn't the weirdest thing likely to happen. Check out the novel series for Gotrek and Felix some time, in which a Human Bard and Dwarf Slayer go around just being straight up some of the most blessed individuals ever.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yes, welcome to every shitty Young Justice self-insert ever. Congratulations on thinking of something that everyone else was already sick of being repeated over and over again four years ago.

Sorry, that was unkind. It's just that Young Justice fics are so fucking formulaic, I have a hatred for them born out of sheer boredom. I shouldn't take it out on you nice anons.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I would waifu a female Frost Demon/Arcosian/whatthefuckever so hard.

Nojokur
Nojokur

How many kill Klarion before it gets to that point?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I want this to be a thing now. A Jumper just being take to town by a suddenly polical as fugg Khornite sounds like one of those early speed bumbs that throw off perceptions and really widen horizons. Like how my Jumper's perceptions of Dr. Wily nearly get him repeatedly killed as the man just adapts to the Out of Context Bullshit by building shit in reponse to it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

A lot of the Kamen Riders tend to have them. I also worked a few into System Shock 2. That's all that comes immediately to mind.
There's Love is a Battlefield, which has 30 OCs, but that's a gauntlet and isn't technically what you asked.

You're quite welcome. It's fun to run with silly ideas like that and see where they go.

I'll check the series out. I rather enjoyed the first few books of Black Company so Warhammer Fantasy sounds right up my alley. Any recommendations on novels featuring the Skaven? I've been interested in them but have no idea where on earth to start.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Out of Context Bullshit by building shit in reponse to it.
When life gives you lemons you invent lemon grenades and burn life's house down.

massdebater
massdebater

And that's how Jumper met his waifu.

likme
likme

The problems seems less like it's conventionally formulaic more like you hurt your brain from reading too much fanfiction to be quite honest.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Well, how else would that situation work out? Literally all adults everywhere are just gone, so there's going to be a lot of dead children just in the first few moments afterward unless some of the older ones can step up real fucking quick.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

They are quite pretty. Very sleek in that Final Form phase, with optional Imp/Amazon/Alien forms. It's a shame all the canon ones are masculine and also sadists.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I want one as a companion. Is there an option for them in DB/DBZ?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Other than the Triad Prana from Sidekicks, where do I go for power nullification?

Also the Triad Prana is basically Worm CYOA v1 Power Manipulation, right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Do any of you have character sheets for your jumpers?
If so, I'd be interested in seeing them.

farquit
farquit

Do we have an Alice in wonderland jump?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yes a few.

RumChicken
RumChicken

We don't have one for JAGS wonderland though if you want to do that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Ah yes, the setting where humans were the True Fae all along and the poor, poor incomprehensible eldritch horrors that maintained reality are doomed because they can't comprehend narrative AND math at the same time.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Do you have one?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nothing wrong with better living through chemistry.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I thought Project Pilgrim started because the Red Queen was sending them mathematic messages. Also I doubt any human that gets to the bottom floor is going to be sane and even if they are then they probably aren't going to smart enough to understand the systems behind there.

Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=tD9WCpNFpnY
Have you ever had a fight in your Jumps just be completely one sided because of armor, anons?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm working on one.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Also the eldritch horrors don't maintain reality, they are the stuff from the Creator's old work invading the new.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'd prefer a Looking Glass Wars Jump really.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've tried on a few separate occasions to make one up, but I never stick with it. Even when I started from the very beginning I'd forget to update the sheet for a few Jumps, then just not want to bother going back and looking at older Jumps for everything.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Even when I started from the very beginning I'd forget to update the sheet for a few Jumps, then just not want to bother going back and looking at older Jumps for everything.
With your current writefagging pace, I'd think it'd be more doable. (assuming you started from the beginning)

askme
askme

To be fair, the True Fae would have similar problems trying to actually take over the planet because of how inimical it is to them. And technically, we CAN send them messages if we were foolish enough.

Playboyize
Playboyize

If you don't need it to be permanent, Jam from RWBY, or a drop-in capstone in Sailor Moon, or the one in Johnny Test. If what you want is to permanently remove someone's powers instead of temporarily cancelling them, I don't know.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I find the best media recommendations on /jc/.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Generic Cartoon World Mundane Mondays possibly combining with Drain No from Young Justice

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You're right. It wouldn't be that much effort to draw one up. But it just feels like doing taxes on my own Chain when I could be using the time actually writing instead of looking up Perks I forgot to make detailed notes of. Then I'd have to search through the story and make sure I didn't lose/not take along any items along the way. Plus there would have to be a whole section for items I took that weren't bought with CP.

I dunno. I'd just rather use that time writing or working on Jumps instead of auditing my own Chain.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Are there good perks for curing madness in other people?

I want to resurrect and fix metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Chozo_Ghost

Bidwell
Bidwell

Getting to read a normally impossible amount is the best part of immortality!
This is me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dandachi and that one jump that heavens made

TreeEater
TreeEater

Oops meant for

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Overlord
Fields of death katze plains
22 yo male
Skeleton free
Magic caster player free
Tolerance for evil free
Personal inventory free
Themed aesthetics free
Golden mind talent free
Use any magic item 900
42nd supreme being 100
Level 100 free
Class skills
• Arcane caster free
• Divine caster 50
• Talismonger 0
Specific focus
• Necromancy -100
Dark wisdom -300
Abyss of magic -600

Items
Gold coins free
Gate token free
Spectacles of translation free
Orb of death free
Summoned mount free, hydra
Ring of ainz ooal gown free
Divine Tier Equipment 0

Drawbacks
Racial discrimination -400
Embroiled in politics -200
Foreigner -100
Smug prick 0

Homonculous maid Rika free

Companion free
Arnessa 600 cp
• Angel
• Level 100 free
• Tolerance for evil free
• Themed aesthetics free
• Warrior
• Class skills warrior
○ Damage focused free
○ Defense Focused 550
○ Magic warrior 500
• Tireless 400
• World champion 100
• Class skills magic caster
○ Divine caster 0
• Legendary tier equipment item

I am a Skeleton Overlord with ainz tier powers except actually competant and I have a food aligned.. daughter I guess you could call her. As one of the few good aligned npcs in nazarick I plan on making the good side of the guild show whereas ainz seems to do a good job showcasing the bad side. Have my angel go to the theocracy maybe and proclaim me as a holy undead? Its complicated but I think I could pull off the required feats with my shadowrealm chaos abilities. Yuck. Holy energy.

Also I have a maid now. So thats a neat thing. Not sure what to do with her yet though. Might just have her start out sorting my warehouse. It needs some work.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want to start a chain where jumper wanders through the multiverse searching for something, the problem is that searching for treasures seems to be easy when there's no shortage of them through the chain and there's lots of items that give tons of gold/money/jewels, the same applies to things like friends and love that can be equally found with the help of perks. So what's something that can't be easily found with perks or is interesting enough to write an entire chain about searching for it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Evo Search For Eden.

Light of Eden (800cp, Discount Gaia): While you haven’t been chosen as the victor of the
trial, it still seems that some small part of Eden has brushed up against you. This has
infused you with a bit of it’s nature, granting you an absolute and immutable wellspring
of inner peace and harmony. Insanity, despair, corruption, and similar things all find it
almost impossible to get a hold on you, let alone retain it, and by letting this inner light
shine outwards you may spread this effect to others and your surroundings. You’ve
realized the truth that while nature may be red in tooth and claw, and calamitous in it’s
wrath, it is also forever green in heart and soul.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

EXODIA OBLITERATE!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Thank you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fields of death katze plains
I thought if you were a supreme being you had to start in Nazarick's throne room?

w8t4u
w8t4u

You know, they say love is a battlefield.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You do.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Oops I forgot to change that. Thanks! I was focused on prices and forgot to update location.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Jumper Achievements.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Guess that just makes rape an overwhelming conquest.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No, rape is when you drop an orbital strike on your own position.

takes2long
takes2long

If love is a battlefield then rape destroys the battlefield.

idontknow
idontknow

A solid show of power if you do it right?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It’s not rape if they’re both screaming!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!
For Khorneeee!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Only if you regret it. Otherwise rape is like dousing civilians with Agent Orange, then flaming the survivors. Or hiding nuclear weapons in Cuba in anticipation for the Americans to blink first in your game of chicken. Or declaring yourself the Wrath of God after conquering most of the known world. It depends on context and duration, really.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Searching for something to search for.

A reason.

Meaning.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Now I'm imagining a doujin where two people try to rape each other.

WebTool
WebTool

An abusive relationship is a third world dictatorship in rebellion.

Illusionz
Illusionz

added Dragon Ogres and Dragon Ogre Shaggoths
Ugh. You make this decision even harder to make. BUT THE UNGODLY NUMBER OF WARHOUNDS MUST BE MAINTAINED.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hence why you make your companions addicts to your presence.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Wouldn't that be consensual?

I think the closest you would get would be two people Yandere for each other like in
fanfiction.net/s/6148014/1/Alls_Fair

Soft_member
Soft_member

So, what non-combative things could one do with the Winds of Magic? Could I build a house? Change the local topography? Knit a sweater for the grandkids? Teleport?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So. Casca has her mind back. 21 years after becoming a drooling retard. IDK how many years in the series, but has to be a few years at least.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's like two or three years or something. I think it was two years that Guts left and was going around apostle slaying, then some unspecified amount of time has passed during the story since he came back.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Did too much [email protected] took away Miura's edge or is he saving it for the eclipse 2.0?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

And conquering someone through sex until they genuinely love, honor and obey you is like uh...is like being China I guess? I can't think of a better analogy for a war crime so profound it transcends mere destruction, and becomes the basis for a world power.

Free yourself from the passage of time, bend it to move at lightspeed or skew it over many miles. Talk to rivers and trees, and get answers back. Invoke Tzeentch's crystal maze to trap targets in a state of pure stasis. Look into the past of metal objects.

There's a lot, really. Practically any mid-high D&D spell verging on the more conservative examples of Epic ones as long as it even semantically suits the Wind's theme. And the Incarnates/Sigmar being canon would indicate comfortably Epic-level power is very much in reach for true mastery.

warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Magic

Just remember: The Winds for the scrubs and the real OGs throw Qhaysh or Dhar around.

warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Qhaysh
warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Dhar

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ainz is not specially bad, it's just that he is completely amoral due to his skeletal body and he cares too much about his demonic children. You could run into the same problem

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

As for Qhaysh and Dhar, would a Daemon Prince and Chaos Lord have the intelligence and mystical sensitivity to to cast through the former discipline?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I used to think that but book 12 changed my thoughts on the matter.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Precedent would indicate all Daemon Princes are too consumed by their patrons' passions to use anything other than their own Lores. But who knows, in your case?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Also the Triad Prana is basically Worm CYOA v1 Power Manipulation, right?
Pretty much, yeah.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Also, the companion also gets the two talent discount

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He's stockpiling the edge.
Gathering it. Cultivating it.

Soon we're going to see such overt suffering as to make the Eclipse look like a Sunday stroll through the park.

farquit
farquit

Qhaysh
Elves trying to pretend that their magic is pure.
Dhar
The actual pure magic. Because the "pollution" is part of all magic by nature.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sorry to be a hassle, but what sort of things can Epic D&D Spells do fluff-wise? I'm just seeing spells to turn others into frogs and 40ft large fire/acid/frost balls

Illusionz
Illusionz

Cutting the tops of mountians off, flipping the top over and building a city on the floating flat zone is one of the things that sticks out the most to me. Oh and the Dragon Moon Laser but we don't talk about that anymore.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Hey, I'm just saying, if you're in it to win then you gotta use ALL the Winds. I don't see any reason why an egotistic, ambitious sonnavabitch who takes pride in their own mastery of magic can't attain the precision and clarity of mind to use Qhaysh instead of just mashing Winds together until black gunk comes out.

Way I see it, Qhaysh and Dhar ARE two aspects of a whole that just happen to be better at different things-not one being a corruption of the other, like Teclis would tell you. It's just the difference between jabbing someone with a spear, and whacking them with an axe.

Well, that's not inaccurate except in Warhams Fantasyland dem attack spells can cover miles. Really though it would be better to just read that wiki for examples to fanwank on your own because the analogy isn't exact.

happy_sad
happy_sad

He’s been stockpiling. Soon we’ll have the edge back. Let’s hope the series ends in an eclipse 2.0.

FastChef
FastChef

Would Grimgor Ironhide count as a sufficiently powerful foe of Chaos, given he is the Once and Future Git?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Dude in at least one alternate universe Grimgor wrecked the Everchosen. That was canon for a while.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

That was when GW left the winner up to vote, wasn't it?

I forgot about that, so I guess that's a Yes then. Thank you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yep, and no problem. Grimgor as the Once and Future Git was awesome. Just awesome.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What happens in 12?

viagrandad
viagrandad

He is just going with the flow. Vol 12 is just him acting on Demiurge's notes. Most of the time he is just apathetic to the living barring certain individuals (Gazef, Gondo, Jincriv and maybe Ainzach and the adventurers from vol 2). So you better get some perks to preserve your humanity or that body will fuck you over as well.
Also, the ST is already wary of players since the Greed Kings killed their last god.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I think the ending bugged me the most. If archer girl dies I will be upset.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How large is the range of Sensorium, and what perks/McGuffins would allow me to expand it?

Nojokur
Nojokur

A lot of dark shit goes down. Plus side, one kingdom now hates demons and demihumans enough to koin ainz. Minus side, sooooo much torture onna country sized scale.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Also that is why I made the angel, she can be my moral compass. If shes not being a yes man.

This is going to suck isnt it?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what sort of things can Epic D&D Spells do
You're looking at the structured, vancian magic spells. Those have an extremely rough power curve, but it's still a curve, levels 1-9. However, once you get into epic spells, the hypothetical "tenth level", spells stop being structured, at least in 3.5, and the writers just gave the players a toolset to make their own spells, which you accomplish by casting skill checks, the difficulty of which depends on various factors that can greaten or lessen the check.

Obviously, players broke that over their knee so fast it might as well have been released as a post-it note that said "i dunno do whatever you want lol - <3 Elminster".
Epic level spells can basically do whatever the fuck you want them to do, though as you get higher up in power the prerequisites get more extreme (longer casting times, more expensive/esoteric materials, more quantities of those materials, helper mages, specific setups, whatever), but the exact limit is only up to how much magical knowledge and out-of-context bullshit you can throw at it to pay for it, and how good you are at min/maxing bonuses.

So to answer your question: whatever the hell you want them to do, but it gets to be more of a pain in the ass the crazier you go, and eventually there'll come a point where it's easier to just use other jumper powers.

Methshot
Methshot

This is 100% factual. My group attempted an epic level campaign exactly once. The wizard showed up with a three page spell he designed, complete with skill checks the whole way through, rolled twenty dice, spent three days of game time casting it, then stabbed himself in the heart as the final material component, giving birth to a new Deity of Magic that proceeded to rewrite the laws of magic as we knew them.

Which, coincidentally, required us to use Mutants and Masterminds system to emulate properly.

He actually called it the "LOL MAGIC!" spell on his sheet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reminder that if you have magic and do not have a "Whose your daddy" spell then you are doing it all wrong.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw no Underdark

No resentment in the above, I understand that another Divinity must be more than a little daunting

whereismyname
whereismyname

Remember that Sebas and Yuri didn't had problems with atrocities of others, and everyone would carry out any horrible act if ordered
So, probably
It's her fault for looking suspicious (everyone treats her like that)
Ainz sees the happy farm and shrugs it off. Plus killing a child to make a point with some lawful stupid paladins

farquit
farquit

I had claimed it a week or so ago but looking at your Chaos Warriors jump you could do soooo much better than I could so please go for it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

But I'm a girl jumper.

And I don't want to give birth to every dipshit who annoys me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So... your DM just let them do that because they felt it was good? Because there's a no written effect that can create or turn you into a god, despite how bullshit Epic spells otherwise get.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I still feel bad for getting everyone's hopes up only to back out.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Any chance of you picking it back up eventually?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Save it for a really, really annoying dipshit. He'll have absolutely no idea how to respond.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

a food aligned.. daughter
I am both aroused and confused.

viagrandad
viagrandad

It's a "Who's your daddy" spell, not a "Who's your mommy" spell. So it might require a bit more work on your part, but at least you won't have to birth them.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

All jumper needs to do is have a sit down with Fate's Merlin. He has an easy fix for 's situation.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Our DM at the time was kind of a dick who liked to not read all the rules before jumping into situations like Epic Levels. Which lead to him pulling all kinds of shenanigans and just hand-waving them as being able to happen no matter what we told him. So this was kind of our way of slapping him in the face with that.

He didn't know it wasn't possible, so he let it go through, and then threw up his hands when the wizard hijacked the game and we all started laughing. It did the job at least. He learned and we stopped giving him such a hard time.

I mean, I don't want to say no because eventually is a long time. But it's not all that likely. If someone was willing to help out by doing the race write-ups like I was, then that would be a massive amount of work off the plate right there. I would still want to finish Etrian Odyssey and Bioshock 2 first.

viagrandad
viagrandad

having difficulty against this enemy
use the "Who's Your Daddy" spell
now the enemy is the child of jumper
they start whipping out all these crazy jumper powers
everything is so much worse

Bidwell
Bidwell

Karsus avatar spell is a level 12 spell that makes you god of magic iirc.

Skullbone
Skullbone

While she is holy and good she does whatever she is ordered too as long as she gets tasty food from it. Being a glutton is less of a problem when you dont get fat.

Booteefool
Booteefool

No you cannot do this it is wrong!

Murder the elf and you can have a cookie.

How many pieces would you like sire?

King_Martha
King_Martha

That's a top shelf waifu you've got there, user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Ah, fair enough.

That's not an Epic spell though, that's a 2e spell IIRC? We're talking 3e/3.5 Epic spells, which don't have levels.

Skullbone
Skullbone

...I'd almost be tempted, but I've juuust hit the right amount of fey mood to finally write on my own jumps. Maybe another day?

Evilember
Evilember

Oh, well, ignore me then.

viagrandad
viagrandad

But she my creation, basically my daughteru.

Also I am a skellington. I have 206 bones but none are placed in a way to take advantage of the situation.

Hah

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No worries man. I didn't mean you specifically. Good luck on whatever Jump you're making.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh, I'm just a random user, not the guy you were talking to before. But thanks.

idontknow
idontknow

I'd like suggestions for a 400 cp item for drop ins and tacticians, please.

pastebin.com/3zyK1dqQ

Snarelure
Snarelure

A history book that always covers topics similar to current events, maybe in an alternate universe or timeline.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

A map that shows your chosen location and all forces in real time as little pieces.

StonedTime
StonedTime

An orphanage that you own and have good standing with? Maybe they feel they owe it to you so they would like to take a job you give them or join the army for you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

As we know from some of the side stuff you can use items on yourself. Just say there are event items that make you a different race (No bonuses or anything) like these wow.gamepedia.com/Hallowed_Wand for temporary dangly parts on command.

askme
askme

An item that stops this ugly face from ever being shown again

hairygrape
hairygrape

currently the tactician 100.

drop in 200

Alternate history books? It'd be kinda like a watered down version of the capstone. Sounds a bit niche, but I could see it working.

I'll make a note to find a different pic of her to post.Unless you mean her in general,
in which case that'd be a bit hard to do.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I agree with with the caveate of making Old Fashioned Magic into the 400 and the orphanage producing mages.

As for Tacticians... maybe a military college?

I'd suggest the manga versions they're more palatable.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'll never understand how one studio could ruin a character design this much. How do you go from this to that?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

When you have animators that dislike lolis, but you force them to draw lolis anyway.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Alternate history books? It'd be kinda like a watered down version of the capstone.
One book, but one that always contains stories relevant to the situation at hand. A person reading it would, if not be totally prepared, at least be aware of how current events might unfold. History repeats, after all. Sometimes that history has only happened in alternate dimensions, but that's fair game.

What's the capstone, by the way?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hey, Val, I was wondering about something. Does Casa-Super-Nova works even against women who aren't normally attracted to men?

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's not like they drew Viktoriya any better. She's supposed to be really pretty. This is what she looks like in the LN.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The author didn’t want us to waifu her, so they drew her ugly on purpose.

Military advice from the future.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Which is really annoying. The dichotomy between Tanya's appearance and demeanor is what makes her so weird and intimidating to the people around her. It's one of the defining parts of her character which is completely lost in the anime because they draw her as a mythical Duck-faced Goblin. If they wanted to be true to the source material then they really should have drawn her as the most innocuously adorable slice-of-life loli in existence and then held absolutely nothing back on depicting her killing people, committing horrific war crimes, and contemplating how best to ruthlessly manipulate everyone around her in order to facilitate her own success and career.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Agreed.

massdebater
massdebater

How much freedom does a person have designing an npc companion in overlord anyway?

Snarelure
Snarelure

As much as Palpatine had over the senate

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

But user, we aren't the npc companion?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Wow that much? Damn.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I AM the senate
user IS the waifu

Huh.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

They are an extension of your will and a mind and body for you to mold into your bidding

JunkTop
JunkTop

veekyforums.com/thread/58120412/games
Reminder that a scrub-tier D&D caster could curbstomp all the "threats" in Worm.

Not really accurate.
You need something optimized if it has to solo everything in worm, even in 3.5 edition.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Good. Gooooooooooooooooood. Henceforth, they will be known as Darth...

...Waifu.

Bidwell
Bidwell

That reminds me: Is there an actual list that says what Grease CAN'T lubricate?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cool. Now I am kind of wondering how strong a completely physical specced npc would be in overlord. I would assume they use weapons unless they are a monk but still I have to think they would be pretty damn tanky. I wonder how they would do in fate or dragonball or worm for that matter.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That reminds me: Is there an actual list that says what Grease CAN'T lubricate?
which edition?

TechHater
TechHater

Isnt there a magical item that is basically glue that can stick anything together permanently?

Also arent the level 0 cantrip spells able to turn any liquid into any other liquid?

I feel a lot of things suck in game should be scary as fuck irl.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I like the anime but you're not wrong, Tanya and Viktoriya looked weird to me, Tanya's head always seems a bit too big with a tiny neck and Viktoriya look's like someone from a random moe anime, it was always weird seeing them next to other characters, i'm not sure if it got better as the series went on or if I just got used to it, the light novel illustrations look a lot better

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

So, how does Khorne feel about non-human worshipers? Especially ones who're blatantly superhuman naturally, with no work needed on their part.

Ah, yes. Merlin's canonical futa fetish.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

With the exception of Pokemon what's the most visited jump? Who's the most companioned companion?

askme
askme

3.5e, for the sake of argument.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who still uses the "You have to entertain jumpchan" rule?

askme
askme

Who still uses the "You have to entertain jumpchan" rule?

Nobody.
That rule was spat back in Quicksilver's face, as was proper.

Skullbone
Skullbone

The discord is pioneering in the field of commissioned jumps

WebTool
WebTool

Me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I do.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Isnt there a magical item that is basically glue that can stick anything together permanently?
Also arent the level 0 cantrip spells able to turn any liquid into any other liquid?
I feel a lot of things suck in game should be scary as fuck irl.

Those things don't suck, even in their home game.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I use it just because the chain tends to fizzle out if I don't have an objective, and that's the easiest one to justify.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how so?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Judging from the most questions asked about it, probably Fate.

Sovereign Glue is a magical idem, Alter Liquid only works on nonmagical liquids.
Still pretty damn hard to remove though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Another thing is that an really optimized wizard steamrolls pretty much anything.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The only thing that can probably beat a properly prepared divination wizard is a properly prepared conjuration wizard.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't use it for the sole reason being that most things I've seen other jumpers do in the name of entertaining JumpChan haven't been interesting for me. The concept is too vague as what entertains one person is going to bore another, and in the context of a chain that would be debilitating unless I decide to use a specific narrative, which I don't want to do.

TechHater
TechHater

Thinking Grease isn't scary as fuck in game.
I've used that spell to make a wizard drop his pants in the middle of delivering a speech to a queen, whereupon he was executed for impugning upon the queen's honor.

Don't tell me Sudden Silence and Sudden Still are useless feats.

I do on most Chains, though most Coordinators tend to take a relaxed view of it. So long as the Jumper doesn't hide inside a bubble the entire time they're in a world, that's seen as entertaining enough. And Slice of Life isn't seen as unentertaing either. It's just a different kind of show.

That's why you replace every item in their lab with mimics.

FastChef
FastChef

Depends on the protag. If they're actually a cool person, bro times ensue, but if they're an asshole, I either just leave them alone, or prevent them from doing anything plot relevant

JunkTop
JunkTop

implying the divination wizard didn't foresee that too
implying you haven't just helped deliver the mimics he needed to finish breeding his Ultimate Super Mimic

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Alter Liquid only works on nonmagical liquids.

Does oil count I wonder? And can it be done inside a persons body?

If not turnin a moat into oil then lighting it soulnds legit.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I kinda flipped it around and made my Jumpchan someone who finds anything I do entertaining, provided it's anything at all.
In the sadistic, "Oh, that's so ~cute~" sense of the term, "entertaining".

She's not a nice person.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The entire room was a mimic all along!
Wait is that how du geons come about?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Divination wizards don't breed mimics. They just sit around casting spells to know the future and then can't go outside because they're out of spells for the day.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That is why they breed mimics inside their labs. They know exactly what kind of mimics they need for any given occasion. They are like batman with preptime to make more mimics.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Me. But not all episodes of your favorite show can be super entertaining, my chain is the same.

Inmate
Inmate

Seeing the kinds of powered offered nowadays (and even before the powercreep started), I usually either don't consider it as such, or just assume that the Benefactor picked me (a boring young adult) out of the rest of parallel humanities because they specially liked me, and thus they find me entertaining whatever I do.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reminder that Mammon, one of the Seven Demiurges from K6BD, employed the infamous warlock Gari Gy'Gax as his interior designer.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yes and No?

The Entertainment thing was the pretext of Jump-chan's kidnapping and whirlwind tour, but there's some shit (undefined as of now) that Jump-chan needs soldiers for, and apparently my Jumper's the one for the job...somehow.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That's a lot of mimics.

w8t4u
w8t4u

alas, poor cat-girl

eaten by a door

's wot you get for working with devils.

Playboyize
Playboyize

That's too many mimics.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I tend to rule that I'm on "Jumpchain Entertainment Network" where Jumpchan farms a few infinities of Jumpers for interesting shit, so the whole "while interesting to some, boring to her" thing isn't an issue. Oh, and turtling more than twice in a row isn't allowed.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes and no. Yes in that I assume she is intertained at my bumbling attempts to look cool and end up screwing up. No as in I cannot understand why anyone would want to watch the 99% of my chains time where I am enjoying slice of life and cozyness as my goals.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No such things as too many mimics.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

While they have had generations to breed, the good news is that K6BD mimics apparently have no imagination whatsoever. So you can easily spot the biggest infestations by paying attention to vast piles of chairs or such in randomised piles.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

That's not enough mimics.

FTFY

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

not having a reverse harem full of hunks
in 2015
What are you even doing?

Soft_member
Soft_member

No, you just have to contemplate the meaning of sharpness for 50 years as you master a single blade stroke. And then some asshole pokes you in the wrong place and your meridians explode or something

5mileys
5mileys

The artwork for this series makes me feel like I'm not on nearly enough acid to be reading it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Such is the life of a xia. Only the exalted Nobody can succeed at everything and Nobody knows where his primers on martial arts have disappeared to.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Once you find swordsmen that can cut through literally every single fucking thing, with just their gaze, it's kinda hard to beat it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is there any difference between a Fantasy Daemon Prince and a 40k Daemon Prince, aside from the scale of power?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Holy shit, is our check going to finally arrive? It’s been in the mail fucking forever!

But seriously, what’re they doing? Patreon?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

40k Daemon Princes tend to be fused with their power armor, which Fantasy Princes obviously don't have access to? I dunno otherwise...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not really, no. I don't even think the scale of power is overmuch different between Fantasy and 40K, and if it were I'd argue it's biased in favor of Fantasy because nobody in 40K has created new planes of existence through psychic powers alone.

takes2long
takes2long

Reminded me to check out today's update, thanks. Also, is there anything The Gamer can't do? If we knew exactly how much bullshit Harem King stopped from targeting him, it would be the perfect second jump.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

aside from the scale of power?
They are pretty much the same, your also assuming a difference in power that's not necessarily there.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Patreon

Disgusting

Evilember
Evilember

Nope, just like in 40K you can be an all powerful reality warper in the warp or just anywhere with enough chaos energy floating around.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Of course, we should've known all along. Odysseus is the world's greatest cultivator.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Wheres the elfen jchain, cant find on docs

happy_sad
happy_sad

Obviously jumper is searching for the Spark. Should be fun if they end up in any mtg setting, might be full Bolas trying to get other people's

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Jump Whenever - Warhammer Fantasy: Chaos Warriors
Background: Chaos Marauder (+300)
Age: 21-years-old (2,763)
Fealty Sworn: Chaos Undivided

Perks: (+600 Perk-Only CP)
-Barbaric Strength (Free)
-A Fine Sword Arm (Free)
-Protection (Temporary)
-Mark of Khorne (Free)
-Mark of Nurgle (Free)
-Mark of Tzeentch (Free)
-Mark of Slaanesh (Free)
-Mutation - Headless (Free)
-Chaotic Tamer
-Furious Charge
-Arch-Sorcerer
-The Walking Plague
-Confident Display

Items & Cohort:
-Blade & Hide (Free)
-Chaos Warhounds (Free)
-Daemon Weapon (Drach’nyen)
--Import Eldar Fire Axe
--Weapon Traits: Commanding (Khorne), Mind Eater (Tzeentch), Relic, Singing (Slaanesh), Enfeeble (Nurgle)
-Chaos Dragon (import Heldrake)
-Jumper’s Chosen x5 (250 CP) - One for each God, and one Undivided
-Chaos Spawn Squire - Name: Edwin
-Daemon Name
-Tome of Secrets

Drawbacks:
-Not-So-Friends in High Places (+300) - Grimgore Ironhide
-Kill the Northmen! (+200)
-Scenario - Chaos Lord Jumper (two years after jump entry)
--Reward: Chaos Plate
--Reward: 2x Mutations - Chaos Organ, Detachable Limbs
--Reward: Daemon Weapon Empowerment - Summoning, Firestorm, Enchanted
--Reward: Daemonic Empowerment
-Scenario - Daemon Prince (four years after Lord ascendance)
-Foe: Grimgor Ironhide

Warband Supplement:
--Population Points: 20
--Hero: Chaos Sorcerer (Chaos Undivided) - Name: Kar'Aegon the Unchained
--Chaos Warhounds x20 - 10,000 Hounds

As much as I wanted to potentially save a few of the Dragon-Ogres, I fear I'll need to save that chance for later.

cum2soon
cum2soon

--Chaos Warhounds x20 - 10,000 Hounds
How do you plan to feed them all while you make your way out of the wastes?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I find it weird how the MC is talking about extracting skills, seems like something that could only be done at a much higher level.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How do you plan to feed them all while you make your way out of the wastes?

To be fair 1. they're Chaos beasts and so likely have much, much fewer dietary requirements and 2. resource shortages never seen to come up in Warhammer Fantasy. Dark elf society normalises blood sacrifices, and somehow the population has never been in danger of dying out for that reason.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Basically, whatever you want them to do, with the difficulty, time, and gold cost scaling with what you want. We're talking hundreds of thousands of gold just to research some of the good shit. There's a few examples. One of them that I remember basically just puts the continent in a new ice age, from Frostburn I think? Or there's ones to do mass ressurections, shit like that.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I have a perk from Carnivores.
It is a perk that sees a lot of use.

My Favorite Food - 200 (Discount Drop-in)
Cows, Pigs, Chickens, they're all low class foods. You're much to good for such basic meats right? Well it's a good thing you now have an infinite supply of the meat of any creature you've killed now. That's right, Tyrannosaurs, Raptors, even that Mammoth. Maybe you should retire from hunting and open a restaurant.

That, plus whatever warbands keep picking a fight with me afterwards. Plus whatever Daemons decide I'm an insult to their God and try to fight.
Plus the horde of fucking Greenskins I'm going to be contending with.
In short - anyone who picks a fight is gonna be dogfood.

Now if only Sigvald would SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop calling my hounds ugly. The bastard.

WebTool
WebTool

Especially with all those perks that guarantee your child inherits all of your powers. If you're lucky, you've got some sort of built in genetic loyalty thing going for you, but the only one I can think of is from Generic Isekai

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The dreaded Chaos Lord of chaos undivided stood before Grimgor Ironhides mighty Wauggghh!
Surveying the endless green tide he does not look amused.
With a slight turn of the head his loyal Coryphaus is instantly attentive to their lord.
With a quiet voice, barely heard over the guttural roar of the orks, he whispers but a single sentence.
"Kar'Aegon, Release the hounds."
Thus starts the war that will see the Great Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided rise to power.
And his name? It was Lord Mont Gummery of Burns.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Discworld has something for that.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Neia’s fault for having inherited her father’s “criminal eyes”.

She’s been nothing but supportive towards Ainz. Just Ainz is really autistic when it comes to things like social cues. Which is why he’s running on Demi’s script as close as he could. Which only Neia really picked up on that he had a paper with “scribbles” on it in his hand.

Emberburn
Emberburn

And his name? It was Lord Mont Gummery of Burns.

TechHater
TechHater

I have jumpchan as a companion in my current (unwritten) chain. Instead of being an all powerful overbeing, he's just a guy that can travel between worlds and wanted someone to come along with him. First jump, he got imported as my Growlithe. And then, there's that free perk in PMD...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is that you KnotAnon?
Because if it is your chain just made a whole lot more sense.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

She's not gonna kick jumper out if he doesn't entertain her, but she will go out of her way to create conflict, either making enemies to beat jumper up or creating drama.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

6969
Baller.
Also you were the one who posted the plan with Walking Plague + Monster Hunter's Frenzy Virus, right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Would Kenichi The Mightest Disciple be a good jump in a martial artist chain?

w8t4u
w8t4u

he got imported as my Growlithe

massdebater
massdebater

I think The Gamer is getting to the point in any of these kinds of stories where MC can just do whatever they say that they can do, because of magic, or cultivation, or level.

Inmate
Inmate

That rule is and has always been a fallacy. That (You) in particular were chosen means that whatever (You) do already or want to do is reasonably what they find entertaining. You otherwise have LITERALLY no reason to believe that you are capable of being sufficiently entertaining.

hairygrape
hairygrape

is a swimming pool a good place to swim in

yea

Techpill
Techpill

Personally I enjoy the Lore of Nehekhara.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No, there's too many martial artists around teaching everybody martial arts. You wouldn't be unique if you went to a world who's sole purpose is the training and creation of martial arts to fight other martial artists. It'd be a terrible for martial arts. Generic Cooking Show would be far better to to go to in a martial arts chain.

viagrandad
viagrandad

"All right everyone! Now we're going to tenderize that steak!"
ORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yes.

10,000 Frenzied Doggos.
Which leads to 10,000 Apex Doggos.

SniperGod
SniperGod

There was some user from a couple hundred threads back that said they'd houseruled their jumper spark/chain as being like a shard from Worm, in that it naturally inspired the jumper towards acts of conquest, acquirement of wealth, and other such stereotypical jumper behavior.

Anyway, I stole that idea, and now use it to justify that rule. It's not so much that Jumpchan wants me to try to be entertaining, so much as she transformed me into someone that she will find entertaining.
I literally can't be boring.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

So let's pretend I'm still being serious about making jumps for a second. Still working on outlining IG, but for the Tau, should I just focus on the Fire Caste with some perks/items/companions based on the other ones like in the Tabletop, or try to cover all of the Castes and Tau society in general in terms of perklines and items?

I figure this is a no-brainer and I should try to cover all of the Castes (and an Ethereal option because why not), mostly just wanted to know what you folks thought.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I figure this is a no-brainer and I should try to cover all of the Castes (and an Ethereal option because why not), mostly just wanted to know what you folks thought.
I, personally, agree with you there.

Soft_member
Soft_member

My hidden backstory is finally revealed! But yes, that is the story of how I met Lance, the one true husbando. Plus only having one companion to slap all your excess points into makes someone nearly as strong as you, instead of having hundreds of boring weaklings.

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's not Tau - Fire Warrior jump. Though I think there is a video game about that.

If you want to just focus on the Fire Caste, go for it - but leave the option open for the other Castes in that case.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What are the best Artistic perks or items? And I mean stuff that follows the full artistic spectrum, not just Painting and Music.

StonedTime
StonedTime

So let's pretend I'm still being serious about making jumps for a second.

Burnout?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I wish you would write up your chain in some way. I would be interested in reading it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Each Caste should probably be a background. The option to choose your loyalty for background should also probably be a thing (Farsight or just normal Tau). This would mean 5 backgrounds though, and probably the option to be a drop in for any of them.

Commander Shadowsun/ Commander Farsight companion options?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I seldom use jumpchan, much less worry about her personal needs and foibles.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Just woke up don't ask how late I stayed up

Witch Hunters will absolutely be in. I was gonna let Jumpers have access to all the ranks, so you can be a Witch Hunter General and the like. I think I'll just end up doing more open ended backgrounds that let you wank what exactly you are so everybody gets what they want, although I'll try to add as much stuff from everybody as possible.

I too love the Witch Hunter outfit, so much.

Thanks, man.

massdebater
massdebater

That's why you haven't been sent on a jumpchain

TreeEater
TreeEater

I have thought about it. Leave out the more lewd elements, obv. Right now I'm working on a jump, but it would be fun to actually have some of that chain written down. I've beenmeaning to get more into writing lately anyway.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'd normally be down for this, but I'm not sure there's even enough content for a Caste-by-Caste set of jumps in the first place. The Tau aren't like the Imperium where it's a bunch of semi-independent factions working with or against each other as the grimdark demands, they're mostly symbiotic and dependent on each other. So I figure I'll do what I planned and what suggested and try to cover the whole Empire. Also thank you for reminding me about Commander Farsight, because that needs to be in here, too.
Thank you, I think.
Extremely. Taking a few days off and re-acquainting myself with the IPs I claimed helped a bit. Turns out it helps a lot if you treat this like something to have fun with instead of an obligation. Who knew?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

cracker_jack? more like... crackwhore_hack

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Well if it helps, you'd have at least one person reading it. You could always pastebin the lewder elements and just leave links in the writing itself so people have a choice. A few R or NC17 rated scenes never hurt anyone.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Has anyone read anything new from him in regards to Pathfinder?

idontknow
idontknow

Politician khornate?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Are the diseases from Plague Squall in Chaos Warriors jump contagious? On a side note, are there any perks for making any diseases I have non-contagious?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I was meant to tag you

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's Nurgle, man. The safe assumption is that it's ALWAYS contagious.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner

Yes.

Yes, they are contagious.
not spreading Nurgle's gifts

eGremlin
eGremlin

Looking at it, guy wanted to comission some jumps and wanted to see what jumpmakers accepted comissions, people told him it was a better idea for him to do it himself, someone mentioned SJ-chan, but was shot down inmediatly, there was a brief talk about the legality of paying someone for jumps (I think it was 20 dollars), guy never mentioned what jumps.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

YEAH SOUTH CAROLINA

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Alright, good to know. I'm not a Nurgle man myself, so knowing that I won't be taking it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How many builds has Chaos Warriors had posted so far?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

See for what I think they're referring to.

King_Martha
King_Martha

-Chaos Dragon (import Heldrake)

We don't have Black Crusade yet, where did you get the Heldrake?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Did anybody else hear about Soul Calibur getting rebooted?

idontknow
idontknow

Maybe it's an MTG Heldrake?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Light of Terra has one up for grabs I think.

SniperGod
SniperGod

You've said the Walker of the Wastes perk is supposed to both give us the skills to handle such hostile conditions and adapt us to thrive in them but the perk only seems to provide one of those?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

when did it lose its boot?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Got him in Light of Terra DLC 1 - The Heathen Trail.

800 CP for one of four Daemon Engines. Heldrake, Forgefiend, Maulerfiend, or Decimator.

SOUL CAL 6 BAYBEE, YAR
youtube.com/watch?v=LLHftrd9K4U

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yeah, looking pretty cool so far, really glad Zasalamel was brought back. I'm actually happy they took it in this direction since that means that dickhead Patrokolos and his sister are gone now

Evilember
Evilember

Looks like they have Mitsurugi, Sophitia, Nightmare, Xianghua, Kilik, Ivy, Zasalamel, and some new emo fucker with dual connectable swords confirmed. And it's supposed to bring the series "back to it's roots", so...maybe they can keep it from turning to absolute shit now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

since that means that dickhead Patrokolos and his sister are gone now

I take it somebody got bodied by sword-n-board in Ranked play.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If only the jump could be updated to account for it. But that'll probably never happen... Which is too bad, because the jump could really use an update.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

New game, new timeline, new jump.
Deal with it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Any strategies to survive Light of Terra?

Inmate
Inmate

Don't go to Light of Terra.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I mean I think aion tried to do that when he first came here but people laughed at how stupid an idea it was which is why we got saddled with him making stuff.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Could someone do a drawback analysis for God of Highschool?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Because of Babylon's supplement we now know that the Deadlight only seals your powers/perks to Warhammer 40k Physics so just hit up Eldar and rotflmao!stomp everything.

Evilember
Evilember

patreon.com/SJChan

WebTool
WebTool

That's an SB thing user, wrong place

eGremlin
eGremlin

That hurts user, I never put a saddle on anyone.
But yeah when I first showed up I asked about it. Nobody was interested as I recall.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It's a neat concept. There's no reason we can't do it here, it's just focused criticism.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No, I just hated his smug face and how the crapsack twins dominated the story while everyone else was forced to take a back seat. Because really, who cares about all those other characters? Yeah, let's check out Sophitia's shitty orphan kids. No one wants to know why Lizardman suddenly has a name and wings, or why Kilik is fucking crazy now, or whether fortune teller girl was Raphael's daughter, or who the fuck THE GUY WITH THE STAND IS!!! Let's see what Patrokolos and Phyrha up too!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do we have any Jumps where I can buy a lot of large buildings? Like castles, great libraries, convents, and such.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You are evil and mean spirited.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Do we have any Jumps where I can buy a lot of large buildings? Like castles, great libraries, convents, and such.
Hit up City: Skylines I think they've got a bit of everything, maybe not castles tho.

girlDog
girlDog

why Kilik is fucking crazy now
Supposedly he became enlightened.

Bidwell
Bidwell

while I agree its a neat idea (if a bit lazy, though useful for those not familiar with the setting) since it is a SB thing, any attempt is likely to get shitposted to oblivion.

likme
likme

You are evil and mean spirited.
I'm sorry, have some tiddies as an apology

Methshot
Methshot

Depends on if you're given the option to pick jumps yourself, or if you're randomly tossed.

If you choose, AND keep the Deadlight Intact:
Practice as much shit as possible while de-powered. Practice your martial arts, practice your soldier-boi shit, and study as much as you can - WITHOUT using your intelligence perks to artificially keep them locked in. You'll be a baseline human at the challenge's start, and while you can get your body augmented throughout the DLCs - Part 1 will do its best to absolutely murderize you. So practice being weak, and you'll be fine.

If keeping Deadlight intact:
Just be big enough to be able to fight four Greater Daemons head-on.

Babylon's supplement we now know that the Deadlight only seals your powers/perks to Warhammer 40k Physics

Alright when the hot steaming ballsack was that added in, and are we sure Babylon_Guy actually MEANT it.
Because finding this out now after I already completed it is kinda agitating.

CONFIRMED: GOT BODIED

But yeah no that's fair, ZWEI got basically no exposition.

WebTool
WebTool

Get the Tomb Spyder and the Deathmark in part 2. Do the Sky full of Steel part next and do the thing to unlock Wyrds. The Deathmark will kill the big enemy for you in like 1 shot. Then do the Magnus one next, take as few worlds as you can and grab alpha class biomancy. Next would probably be the Heathen Trail or Iron Line. Avoid the Ork race, as tame as it looks there is a Daemon Prince in it and it's filled with fucking Orks. The Final is kinda easy as you'd have a what's basically a Necron Cairn Class ship. They can take on entire Imperial fleets solo, a single Daemon ship wont do much.

The spyder will also replace damaged body parts into necron equivalents, which are basically indestructible due to constant reformation. And it will eventually fix itself to create the Scarab swarms, basically nanomachine but better. These can be used to create Necron constructs/warmachines/builds. But not basic Necron soldiers.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Sorry, I'm not a fan of huge properties, so I can't think of any off the top of my head.
You could always get one of those "large tracts of land" properties, and develop it yourself, though.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

We don't take kindly to criticisms.

Booteefool
Booteefool

They just sit around casting spells to know the future and then can't go outside because they're out of spells for the day.
pic
laughing 5e Diviners

Soft_member
Soft_member

Don't you become an unfeeling abomination if you do become a Necron?

girlDog
girlDog

Yeah I don't understand Babs' thought process on this challenge at all.

He was frustrated with JumpChain's community and so... put in a Guaranteed Win option?
And then the Wyrd powers apparently activated themselves if you're ALSO an Alpha Psyker, which he said but never put in the text?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Valkyrie Crusade is a good place for buying buildings in general.

hairygrape
hairygrape

5th Edition can go perform physically impossible acts upon itself.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it looks there is a Daemon Prince in it

Only if you take him as a drawback / challenge.
If you don't, he doesn't show up.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

drawback analysis
What's that?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

People who get frustrated with this community tend to be barely-functional retards, yeah.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Damn I hate that jump, I'm going to make my own Light of Terra with blackjack and hookers.

StonedTime
StonedTime

How do you feel about drawbacks that add details or situations you were going to include anyway?

TechHater
TechHater

Don't be mad that you aren't hip with Best Edition.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Basically someone going through the drawbacks, deciding if they're worth the points or not.

JunkTop
JunkTop

To quote:
The Deadlight is effectively enforcing the regular rules of reality to keep out The Warp. You're in your bodymod body and can remember everything you did but don't have any skills or abilities that rely on things working as they did in other dimensions. Perks are disabled but you still have all the various skills you've used and practiced, just without the guarantee of permanency you get from perks. Most people who have done Platoon and such will probably be a decent shot once they acclimate to the new weapons they're using. In the end you've got hundreds of years of accumulated skills, and while many of them might not be usable you still can draw on the ones founded in mundane abilities well enough. It might take some searching through your memories to see if you've got anything you can use but you can probably work something out.
So for example while you won't be nearly as good with technology as you would be at full power you can still probably work out what's what and do some basic work. Sure you won't be doing anything especially new with the tech but it's not as if you suddenly have every memory of various bits of technology expunged from my brain.
You're still highly competent, and posessing possibly thousands of years worth of memories and experience, (these don't all fade away without perfect memory perks here) just not utterly superhuman for the duration of the jump.
You also loose access to the Warehouse till the Deadlight is broken or the jump is over, and any pre-existing companions till part 2.

So you've still got all of a SEER's skill in manipulating the warp/bonesinging/etc. if you've been to Eldar.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

"Free points!"

five days later

"OH GOD WHY DID I DO THIS."

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Oh, when was that explained?

ZWEI needed that exposition. So many things in that game just make me say "Why?" Like, why did Voldo come back to get bodied like a nameless mook? Why did we need three randomized characters? Why is Patrokolos such a weeb that he transitioned to an Iaido style?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Essentially someone goes through all the drawbacks of a jump and decides whether they are viable, traps, worth it etc etc. Although as far I as can remember, only one person on SB is actually willing to spend the time doing it.
A happy bonus

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's an SB thing where someone familiar with the setting rates the drawbacks' level of danger for the sake of maximizing them safely.

girlDog
girlDog

Record the Recording's "official" method of dunking on a jump.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Can you give examples?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Vaika the Bloody
Typo.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

someone familiar with the setting
Ahahaha. Occasionally.

askme
askme

Wouldn't that also mean that if you went to WHF Chaos Warriors you'd have all your Chaos skills and abilities? Running the uncorrupted path through the LoT as a Daemon Prince sounds hilarious.

Methshot
Methshot

No, Necrons can still feel. They don't feel emotions and such properly because they lost their souls to the C'Tan and their sensors would probably be better than any humans to replicate touch and shit. If you don't want the outer body stuff just have the Spyder replace all internal organs with necron equivalents and become a fully internal cyborg.

It's really stupid yea. I mean he lets you become a full imperial assassin for like 400 cp in one part of the jump. The knowledge to create Astartes power armour and weapons is also like 400-600cp total. Then you have the stupid items and way they set out the ship at the end. I mean where the fuck does he expect torpedo tubes to go on a 40k battleship if not on the prow? It lets us put them on the fucking Aft for Christ sake. Don't get me wrong it'd be fucking surprising as hell to get shot by torpedoes out the back of a retreating ship but it makes no sense for an Imperial ship to have them on the back.

Then there's the fact that basically all the stuff your other companion options find or get in Part 2 would probably already be on the ship if you choose other companions. I mean there will be a titan on the Light, almost all Gloriana class' carried them. Super heavy tanks would also be there, cause guardsmen and such.

Even then it's still filled with Orks and not worth the danger to get a reward that is average all things considered. I mean you can get DAoT targeting systems with AI for like 300CP which is better than all the race rewards.

Emberburn
Emberburn

...

Babylon you inconsistent, spiteful ARSEHOLE.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Redaction: Being frustrated with this community is normal and expected. It would be weirder if you weren't frustrated.

Corollary: People who become frustrated with this community and then attempt to take it out on this community in some misinformed act of vengeance tend to be barely-functional retards.

RavySnake
RavySnake

So you've still got all of a SEER's skill in manipulating the warp/bonesinging/etc. if you've been to Eldar.
Only you don't have any ooc stuff, and you're a human. You'd be able to use those seer skills once you get psyker powers later on but even then you'd be stunted compared to before as you're working with human mental capabilities rather than Eldar.

StonedTime
StonedTime

The main one for me is the Batman jumps which prevent me killing under any circumstances.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

WHF and WH40K are totally different settings. As much as people like to link them they aren't the same, the warp is also different and so technically are the Daemons. That's not to say the knowledge would be useless I'm sure some of it would translate, especially the rituals.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Being frustrated with this community is normal and expected

No it's not.
Anonymous dindu nuffin wrong

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Well, of course, SB's standards for "familiarity" are "skim the wiki for five minutes, then proclaim you could become the baddest guy in the setting thanks to your superior munchkin skills".

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If you take Special Human, you'll die

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I mean you'd have to figure out if you're going to go with both Warps are the SAME WARP thing, which is a really old piece of text IIRC, and then have to face the fact that with the Deadlight active you'd be in your bodymod body because your Daemon Prince Form will be suppressed, I /think/

Yep arbitrary rulings everywhere!

True enough but Psyker powers and the ability to summon my own Wraith Bone is all I personally wanted.

farquit
farquit

>not replacing body mod with any other jump as your holdout build

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

We was kangz

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Quick reminder that Babylon_Guy posted to SJ-Chan's blog.

The Heathen Trail DLC is basically a sign that you're guaranteed to win, because the green sun is the same thing that's at the core of that time-manipulating Necron's machine.

Emberburn
Emberburn

How is it we do not have a V For Vendetta jump?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Explain how that means you're guaranteed to win.

StonedTime
StonedTime

We have an almost completed wip

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

All beings, save blanks, are capable of psychic power in Warhammer. Psykers have an easier time about it but people who use Warp Sorcery do it without any need for a Psy Rating.

I'm actually surprised we don't have things in Jumps that modify the Body Mod the same way we have stuff that modifies the Warehouse.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is that still being worked on, or was it dropped?

Illusionz
Illusionz

As much as people like to link them they aren't the same, the warp is also different and so technically are the Daemons.
It's not so much that the metaphysics are different but that the world it's set on is different. It's still implied that they are in the same universe but the gates mean that psykers and mages work vastly differently than each other. Daemons are pretty much the same

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Of course you're gonna win, do you really think a 70 million year old Necron Cryptek who specializes in time manipulation is gonna let you die to some random fucker with a concrete club, or an Ork. You could get fucking Magnus running about with you if you really wanted. I mean he'll end up looking into your mind, seeing the Jumpchain and thinking "That looks like a good way to get away from this shithole" and follow you about.

Booteefool
Booteefool

The maker stopped giving updates a long time ago so I guess dropped

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Hasn't been updated for a while. It's probably jumpable on its own anyway.

MPmaster
MPmaster

...Green Sun. As the acausal evidence of a godlike being's death.

Seriously, babylon? Could you not do a single original thing?

iluvmen
iluvmen

The ruins surrounding the 'Heathen Star' are the scraps of the machine Orikan was building.

The machine explodes because you either destroy Orikan in Deadlight-Broken Route, or because you kept the Deadlight-Intact Route and used the relic to destroy Orikan's machine.

The Heathen Court is the aftermath of your victory. I will find that fucking post if I have to to prove this shit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Since we're on page 10, here's a bit of off topic for you.

I just got back from Annihilation, it's a scifi thriller by the folks that did Ex Machina. It's not getting as wide a release as it should, theaters in US and CAN, Netflix elsewhere, but however you can see it, you should see it. Not only is it a really good scifi, it's also very relevant to the interest of more than a few jumpers and anons in this thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=89OP78l9oF0

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

presumably because there was a point in time that things like that were considered Meta which itself was considered pretty heinous. Not in the least probably because of people who cared to try and keep the spirit of LoT alive - there's something similar in doom.txt that gives you a set of weapons that stays with you in a similar fashion to body mod., though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think it's actually meant to be warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrant_Star or warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Halo_Stars

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What, pay 100 cp for an extra rank in one of the bodymod stats?

...actually, I could see that being a thing in some gauntlets. Of course, then you have to go to multiple gauntlets in order to pump your bodymod build up, but I’d be hella useful vs power loss drawbacks.

Doubly so if you went charmer.

JunkTop
JunkTop

All beings, save blanks, are capable of psychic power in Warhammer.
Only in the most technical sense, a normal human won't be able to manifest any noticeable psychic phenomenon no matter how they're trained as their presence in the warp isn't strong enough.

people who use Warp Sorcery do it without any need for a Psy Rating.
Touching sorcery at all as a normal human.
The fuck are you smoking? Suicide is a terrible idea.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So its the aftermath and you encounter it beforehand due to time-space fuckery and that is explained by the transmissions you receive at the beginning of Heathen Trail. Is that the gist of it?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes.

By taking The Heathen Trail DLC, you've guaranteed victory.

MPmaster
MPmaster

it's also very relevant to the interest of more than a few jumpers and anons in this thread
How so?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

All beings, save blanks,

This is true unless you're a Black Library writer. Then apparently you can make a lesser Daemon of Khorne posses one as a host and use it's abilities through them.

Methnerd
Methnerd

And found it. Ctrl-F 'Babylon' and you'll find his comment.

jumpchain.wordpress.com/2017/11/13/world-61-the-light-of-terra-part-10/

the writing itself is kinda meh for the most part. Would advise not reading it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I asked a while back and you stated learning was like a x40. That aside I wanted to ask.

In F/GO as a Grand can we take the Goddess Essence Skill? It is basically like Divinity but for actual goddesses applying from Quetzalcoatl to Ishtar. (Based on the stats from F/GO it is a stronger version of divinity)

Skullbone
Skullbone

Just imagine how many Astartes chapters you can get into your debt by buying all those weapons and such they seem to have lost in the jump. Like how do they loose a Meltagun that is normally interred within a Ordo Xenos Vault and guarded? How does the Eldar not reclaim the Fire Axe and so on.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Spoiler
Time-space fuckery, increasingly alien biologies, crystaline landscapes, neat flora and fauna

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's not meh, it's fucking abysmal. It literally transitions into another fucking jump half way through it with fucking Nocho the Doubter being a main character. Then you later learn it was all a hologram or something and somehow some of their companions are gone. It's got no rhyme nor reason to it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Good thing I've always taken that as soon as possible after part I. Soriritas Waifus are love, Sororitas Waifus are life.

girlDog
girlDog

Reminder that Babylon has been officially blacklisted by the creator of jumpchain.

archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/57906062/#57906885

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not only is it a really good scifi
Okay, good. I've been excited for this film for a while. What would you give it out of 10?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Did someone say increasingly alien flora and fauna?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Surely at the very least, you have to survive escaping the Heathen Star again?

I mean something very fishy is clearly going on with the whole thing, when VECT and ELDRAD "coincidentally" pop in to have a friendly chat with you and help. Not to mention Magnus or Ahriman themselves taking a special interest in your adventures. And isn't it convenient that Obyron, Zandrekh's minder, would deem it worthwhile to let an unknown factor take so much control of his master's assets? It's almost like every major player in the 40K setting would come slap Orikan's shit in the most indirect way possible, if he were trying to Darkhallow the goddamn galaxy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Jumpchain is about doing whatever the fuck you want in a canon setting
LoT is about being railroaded through someone's shitty fanfic

Just get your flagship somewhere else, it's not worth it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

youtube.com/watch?v=JkIKl9XTF1A

I fucking spent hours poring over the last 99 goddamn jumps to make sure I could justify surviving Light of Terra with the Imperial Guardsmen route.

And you're fucking telling me I could've just gone "LOL TIME SHENANIGANS" AND FUCKED ABOUT AND TOOK ALL THE DRAWBACKS POSSIBLE BECAUSE-

find me in the fucking alps Babylon. Find me in the fucking Alps.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reminder that you can set everything up so that when LoT comes around you've got a lot of friends already. Even if you do LoT early you can do this. Just take The Imperium jump and roll or buy the Istvan 5 location then take the continuation drawback. Doing so will make sure LoT is in the same universe and that you are literally starting 8 or 9 thousand years before that jump happens.

I love the Necron daddy thing, it'll be perfect if Worm makes a Necron jump and you take a continuation on from that. He could actually be your dad and he is the only one in the entire galaxy who recognizes the fact.

But yea there is a lot of stupid shit where big players take an extreme amount of notice in you. You could probably also blame the Alpha Le.... I mean your helpful Blood Raven friend.

Nojokur
Nojokur

40k is such a shit setting. Far too much effort and discussion is wasted on it in these threads.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yes, Babylon is a shit and we need to ignore Light of Terra. This is common knowledge user.

girlDog
girlDog

I love the Necron daddy thing, it'll be perfect if Worm makes a Necron jump and you take a continuation on from that. He could actually be your dad and he is the only one in the entire galaxy who recognizes the fact.
...That would be fucking amazing, yes.

farquit
farquit

Yep.

I give it a solid 9, with a caveat. If you need lots of loud shit happening every five minutes then you're not going to like it. It's well paced, but not fast paced. Between the story and the visuals I was always engaged.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You are free to have your own opinion on the matter. Personally I prefer it to the Fate or shit posting that tends to consume 60% of this thread.

massdebater
massdebater

It's a real shame too, I like the general IDEA of going through hell to get this awesome 40k ship but Babylon is just an idiot, plain and simple.

Inmate
Inmate

Which weapons? The hitscan shotty?

Well that and just Jumps in general upgrading the base form someway when thematically approprate, like how those Warehouse upgrades work.

Only in the most technical sense, a normal human won't be able to manifest any noticeable psychic phenomenon no matter how they're trained as their presence in the warp isn't strong enough.
Patently false. You can effect the Warp just being able to effect it makes entities of the Warp more able to sense and eat you.
The fuck are you smoking? Suicide is a terrible idea.
Warp Sorcery is a term for any of the myriad processes to manipulate the Warp without any innate advantages to do so, such as a psy rating. Mostly used by Cultist of the Dark Powers, yes, but not always as the Inquisition has shown.

I'd like to say it isn't canon, I'd like to. However that just proves that anything can, with enough knowhow, effect the Warp from Realspace.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I just want a lower-powered 40K jump.
Dark Heresy Jump when?
Am I going to have to make it?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Or you could, you know, do your own thing with the story while still using the documents as a basis for buying things.

You know, because it's a single player game and no one can stop you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yeah, I think almost everything from the OG doom is available?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If you need lots of loud shit happening every five minutes then you're not going to like it. It's well paced, but not fast paced. Between the story and the visuals I was always engaged.
Sounds right up my alley. I'll have to see if my friends want to go.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I've never held a grudge against Babylon for one simple reason: Because every time "your old enemies are back" drawbacks come up, I make a special point of tracking down Orikan.

Tying him to a lab table.

Systematically removing all his cybernetics, and transplating them into a pathetic, sexually mutagenic, 80 year old human body with every conceivable genetic defect I can conceive of that doesn't impair his mental or emotional functioning.

And then forcefeeding him all the Deadlights I've long since reverse engineered.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If you want to talk about inconsistent, then ask yourself how you got onto the ship in the first place if the Deadlight can block Jumpchan.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Probably. Every jump maker I've asked to pick it up has passed on it. I don't know near enough about 40k lore to do it properly.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

user. . . that would be an Inqusition jump. That's not low power.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Stop defending a shitposter's work, Yorokonde.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I could also give myself infinite CP to "tell a better story". That's not an argument.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How often does shit go terribly wrong during your chain, /jc/?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

...I'd like Rogue Trader before then, honestly. You're more likely to get laid and get paid that way.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Meanwhile in the warp.

Spamalot
Spamalot

They aren't defending it.

If anything, they're saying "fuck the jump, just disregard 90% of it to build your story."

takes2long
takes2long

...I mean. That handily describes all of my chains ever. Just different varieties of catastrophe and a long-running comedy of errors.

Because losing is fun.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Depends on the jump. On the more active ones? At least once per jump, assuming I'm not doing one extremely long plan that takes all my time. On the more relaxed ones? Nearly never.

Inmate
Inmate

Like. Half the time when jumper gets a "great idea, nothing can go wrong".

Emberburn
Emberburn

Giving the Mechanicus and STC to create Gundam and Star Trek Replicators to gain politcal power without any actual work. Good idea or great idea?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Chav Arthur and the Gangers of the Round Table when

youtube.com/watch?v=SX9y5JPuRHY

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'd even go if your friends aren't interested. It'll be fine on the smaller screen, but there are a few shots that you want to see on the big screen.

For reference, and in no particular order, here are some other films I like: 9th Gate, Arrival, Tuesdays with Morrie, Excalibur, Contagion, In the Mouth of Madness, most of the animated DC stuff. Hopefully that'll give you something to reference my taste and rating off of.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Because losing is fun.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Isn't Khorne the one who's a fan of bloodshed? If only there was a version of Khorne doing that pose instead.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Everytime he tries to rely on luck

Supergrass
Supergrass

But user, you can already visit the Camelot singularity and fight Gramps in F/GO

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Terrible idea that's very likely to get the tech corrupted by chaos and turn the gundams into daemon titans and the replicators into miniature warp portals.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

not playing Dwarf Fortress

little bietch

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dark Heresy is the Acolytes of the Inquisition, user.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How much better is the Scenario Chaos Plate than regular Chaos Plate?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Seems reasonable, honestly, even without equivocating it to creative mode. You know? It's basically really involved fluff text in jumpchain terms, no matter what the intent was.
It's the same as if an Intro section in a jump talks about a woman approaching you, etc, just fancy paint

Someone shoulda told babylon to thin his paints in that case

massdebater
massdebater

Khorne doesn't pose, beside it'd be Tzeentch who goes after Orikan.

Then I will just switch sides to chaos and live out a life of debauchery, very little will change from what I was planning to do as an Imperial Nobel anyway.

idontknow
idontknow

Yeah but that's the Lion King.

Not the Chav, who's a more personable fellow.

Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought Vortigern was Gramps tho

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This much better >|----------------|<*

* may not be to scale

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Pretty much . Personally, I like Light of Terra, but every time I see people rag on it for hours on end it just doesn't make any sense to me.

Don't like the railroading tone? Fuck it. Make up your own story based on the premise. Don't like that you don't get your powers because of the Deadlight but also don't want your Companion to explode into an immortal bacon demon? Fuck that too. Grind it under your heel and mix the DLCs in with the demon visits.

It's literally all within your power as the writer of your own story. There's no need spread brown paint all over the walls because you don't like something.

Evilember
Evilember

Ever read the Age of Ice jump? It has shit from monster hunter and MtG copy-pasted into it. Then you have the super scenario that no one (except for ASA and like 3 others) can do.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

For me, or everyone else?

I'd say pretty often for both.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Doesn't the King Arthur Jump let you pick whichever version of the legend you want?

Tempted to go with Kaamelott personally.

FastChef
FastChef

Norsca jump when? It would be a great thing to take right before Warriors of Chaos

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Magicka resurrection to get your dead companion back is also an option.

Completely removed from existence as to never have even been in it in the first place? That's 1 casting away from fixing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sure, I'll just take all of the backgrounds and perks in every jump for free. I am the writer and the materials of the jump don't matter.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Roughly as strong as a level 20s DnD character.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Then you have the super scenario that no one (except for ASA and like 3 others) could do.
FTFY. Now all anyone has to do is jump DYN Freaks and they could rape all of the scenarios at the same time with infinite dicks tied behind their back.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Like 85% of the Fall from Heaven Jump's text is copy pasted civilopedia entries. He also merged the official game with fan modmods for some reasons.

farquit
farquit

All bullet-based weapons (Shotguns, Pistols, and Chainguns for any being) are hit scan; they impact their targets the instant they are fired, and do not travel the space in between. That might be useful later!
* Loadout *
Only Drop-ins and Space Marines may buy these perks. Loadout is the default set of equipment that you start with here, in addition to things you carry over. These specific items do not count against your Cosmic Warehouse limits; they are independently Hammerspaced and always available to you at any time, regardless of future Complications in later Jumps. Each time you Jump or respawn, the 'free' ammunition is refreshed. While mostly underwhelming on a cosmic power scale (BFG aside), the accessibility is the real bonus here. Any sensibly compatible ammunition 'counts' for each weapon and will vanish accordingly if you keep firing after your initial 'free' stockpile for any gun is used up. All of the following Loadout perks stack.
Oh my god this is amazing and terrifying. Thank you user!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Kurgan option needed.

Feel free, it's single player we don't actually have a say in your chain.

5mileys
5mileys

I mean yes, but the jump itself is generic.

Just because a Generic exists, doesn't mean a jump for a specific form (like say, Sword in the Stone for Best Merlin) can't exist.

Hell. I might start making it. Might not be particularly meaty as a jump, but I can guarantee at least a basic form of decency.

Don't forget the behemoth from Exalted. Mount Mostath or wotever?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

All the damn time. Like this one time I turnes my tomb kings giant pyramid into an ancient space ship by importing it into atlantis so I vould scare goauld with a REALLY BIG REALLY POWERFUL HA TAK of my own design.

Turns out I really am shit at piloting it and that my magic (largely based on desden magic) is probably a bad thing to mix when you have a ship partially made of naquadah and pushing zero point energy through it.

So while it is an awesome ship it is now piloted and crewed entirely by skeletons with no sense of right and wrong or fear of death screaming across space swith me just a floating skull at the time because I kept that altform I worked for that fucking altform I was going to use that damn altform.

But I decided HEY WOULDNT IT BE A COOL IDEA TO TAKE MY HIGHLY CORRUPTIVE AND MACHINE DAMAGING MAGIC AND PUSH IT THROUGH ALL THESE MAGIC ENHANCING RUNES AND SHIT THEN MAKE THE SHIPS ENGINES BOOST THE POWER MORE!? between the upgrades to the ship, the pyramid enhancing my magic, the zpm engines supplying power, and the naquadah enhancing it I took out half a solar system just to kill one damn wraith ship.

And that is how I used my first one up. Never been happier to have cp backed stuff.

Methnerd
Methnerd

not playing games on the lowest difficulty and using cheats so you can crank all your stats to god levels and crush everything in your way

It's like you don't even want power.

Snarelure
Snarelure

The fun in Dwarf Fortress is in the struggle of not losing and then using your loss to prevent further loss in the future, not losing itself. Enjoying losing is just beta talk.

Skullbone
Skullbone

They're as strong as top level players and those have Over Tier (epic level) spells if they're casters.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Thanks for the reply user. Sadly I have never played dnd.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I remember someone doing interesting things with the Sephiroth Graal (DxD). Does anyone happen to remember what it was they did with it?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

is in the struggle of not losing and then using your loss to prevent further loss in the future, not losing itself.

Well that, and sometimes the chain reaction of disasters are chuckle-worthy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Or True Ressurrection from D&D. Or maybe you shared a 1-Up perk with them before they exploded. Or any of a half-dozen other ways to prevent that from being an issue.

That's my point. That's exactly my point. Do what you want. It's a single player game. Nobody can stop you. Sure, people can bitch at you for it, but people bitch at you for sneezing some days around here.

This is Jumpchain people. Have fun with it. Write the story you want to. Otherwise, why are you even here?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I like her non existant pantsu

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What we need, is a Jump based on the collapse of the Bronze Age Eastern Mediterranean civilizations.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This may come as a shock to you, but not everyone equates self-wanking power fantasies with fun.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Damn, that guy was huge.

girlDog
girlDog

They are? I thought the fusing with your power armor thing was associated with some specific chaotic infections or something, not with being a daemon prince? (I admit, my 40k knowledge is still limited, though)

farquit
farquit

I mean... I'd be interested, yeah.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Otherwise, why are you even here?

I mean, given 60% of posts are shitposting, I think most people are just interested in bullshit.

Then clearly they're beta-males who will not survive the winter. [/sarcasm]

askme
askme

Kurgan option needed.
Aren't the Kurgans the eastern version of the Norscans from north of Cathay instead of north of Kislev/Empire? I'd think they'd need their own jump.

iluvmen
iluvmen

not recognizing obvious sarcasm
Stop trying to push your agenda, and you might enjoy yourself more often.

likme
likme

It's Hieratic Scale. The more important a person or thing is, the bigger it is in the picture.

Techpill
Techpill

How many damn WHFB Jumps can we make?

Evilember
Evilember

Fuck new IPs, we need to plumb our existing stock for more options.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

One for each faction?

RavySnake
RavySnake

My only agenda is more low-powered jumps.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I was extremely surprised to learn that one of the part 1 drawbacks is a Behemoth from Exalted. And because retroactively, I've always had the power to just...barely surpass anything in raw power as long as it's weaker than the planet? It means I've had retroactively had access to Essence-based physiology for experimentation 300ish jumps before my first dip into Exalted proper. What the hell?!

I also later found out that other perks from Tsukihime mean that my attempt to make Mulcarn's death not be in vain (Babylon did specifically tell me you can't befriend Mulcarn) means I also had the power of infinite creation retroactively, but really that's a side concern to those implications. At this point I'm just wondering which goddess even fell for me during my stay, and I'm grateful it isn't necessarily Umor.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There isn't enough for a Kurgan jump, just having a racial option would be better in all honesty. They are basically just the WF chaos worshipers version of Catachan .

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

For you.

Also that right there? That's a perk. Your official depictions become larger in proportion to how prominent you are in the culture and history of the civilisation you rule.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

low-powerred jumps

SOYBOY

MPmaster
MPmaster

When all else is finished we can always plumb into S I G M A R. Though technically Dogs of War does have an End Times drawback, so at the very least there probably won't be an End Times Jump.

girlDog
girlDog

Then make some, nigga. People will make jumps for what they enjoy, you can't expect them to cater to you.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No, that's the Obliterators. They're monstrous hybrids of human, machine, and daemon through a daemonic technovirus. They absorb weapons into their body or are biologically welded to their armor, and aren't even remotely sane anymore after all that.

But non-infected Daemon Princes can also fuse with their armor when they ascend, the metal becoming as much part of them as their former flesh.

Hell, Doomrider's bike and sword are also parts of himself.

SniperWish
SniperWish

pictured: Jumper's modest statue

eGremlin
eGremlin

These weapons can make a joke out of some Gauntlets where the struggle to survive is real. Hit-Scan weapons are awesome, and even one shot of the BFG 9000 is still more than enough to be worth it.

Is this legit a thing?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I've always thought it was only Chaos Astates that are fused with their armour.

Once you become a Daemon Prince you more or less lose a consistent form and can change on a whim. The armour would be part of you, but it probably wouldn't offer much. I mean Magnus basically goes about in his pajamas.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

My explanation is that Chaos Space Marines are just slobs. They're the "FUCK YOU DAD" faction, it makes sense that they would be gigantic manchildren.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that one skyrim gauntlet
chased by dozens of werewolves
there’s a beauty perk
”you know you’re being chased by werewolves, right?”
yeah, but I have the BFG

I can finally get the blessing of dinella.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Have you read the books? Or did you just see the movie?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Was that gauntlet ever completed?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Just the movie, but having read some comments about the book I'm putting it on my reading list

whereismyname
whereismyname

People like you are always kind of ridiculous. Around 1/3 of the jumps currently in uploads (usually more, but we've gotten some especially powerful things lately) could be considered "low powered" and there are already hundreds such jumps on the drive. Yet because high- or mid-powered jumps exist, low-powered jumps almost never happen, apparently. You don't seem to realize that you're part of the problem, either. You keep ignoring that low-powered jumps exist, and of course people will forget about them and talk about something else. There's nothing wrong with low-powered jumps, but acting like we have a deficit is just silly.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Don’t think so. Or at least, the part two, actually doing something in the ruins you’ve reached, doesn’t seem to exist.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Too bad we can't jump mods in Skyrim. If we could you could be Touched by Dibella.

girlDog
girlDog

Werewolves!
"Hit-scan Pistol, Shotgun, minigun,Super Shotgun, rocket launcher, Plasma Weapons, and a BFG. I've got 100 minigun/pistol ammo, 16 shotgun shells, 80 energy cells, and my Plasma weapon/BFG can be powered by my local magical energy since I can make fucking lightning come out of my hands and they take any form of electricity I can make."
...
"So, yeah I'm ready when you are!"

idontknow
idontknow

Taking this into the area of design, what would be the best way to work origins in that sort of Jump?

I mean, I can imagine working it on societal positions (Royals/Rulers, Nobility/Prominent Merchants & Priests, Soldiers, etc), or based on the civilization you're a part of (late New Kingdom Egyptian, Hittite, Mitanni, Mycenaean, Assyrian, 'Sea Peoples' etc) or maybe one can serve as the origin and the other still get their own perk trees?

TreeEater
TreeEater

As a third party, I'd just like to say, I'm always happy to see any kind of jump. They're all fun.

Well, as long as some kind of effort was put into them, at least.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Start with social positions and perks and add cultural perks once you're done, if you still feel inspired.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Not yet. I think CCDT's stalled on it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Don't jump Light of Terra and build a better ship elsewhere. Hell, don't jump 40k period and get a better everything elsewhere. Dahak's Heir of Empire is a far better reward/risk scenario, for ships in particular, and manages to be even more over the top than the LoT.

Supergrass
Supergrass

They'd stack.

Mhm.

Sorry, forgot. Go with what I told you instead.

Sure.

Absolute trash, that is. Utter, utter fucking garbage made by some incompetent retard.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Would anyone be interested in seeing an Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp jump?
Is it too similar to the existing Animal Crossing jump?
I won't claim it yet regardless, but I might do so if it remains open by the time I finish my current claim.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Absolute trash, that is. Utter, utter fucking garbage made by some incompetent retard.
Bitch, calm the fuck down. CarlAnon is a fucking treasure.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Aww, somebody upset that they got beaten to the punch?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Absolute trash, that is. Utter, utter fucking garbage made by some incompetent retard.
Eh Val you're more than welcome to having your opinion, however much it doesn't matter as the case is, but could you /not/ spit on the older anons who were making Jumps before you came about just because you could say "this here is a bad idea." instead?
It may not be something you agree with, but it is something in Jumpchain.

Emberfire
Emberfire

shitting on other jumpmakers this shamelessly
Damn, you really are an SBer.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nope, we don’t want trash like her.

eGremlin
eGremlin

By not jumping 40k you lose out on Necron and DAoT technology though. Both of which would wipe out more or less anything the Dahak verse can throw at them.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yeah, no. Fuck you. You guys are just as bad.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

And yet, whenever anyone pointed out that loophole, Babylon would yell it down as "no, that's not how it works I don't care that being ambiguous in the rules clarifications is stupid as hell shut up shut up shut up you take your punishment for what I see as hubris and you like it".

Supergrass
Supergrass

I fail to see how anyone who makes stuff in their jump that overrides all other jump rules and drawbacks is anything but a piece of shit.

God sometimes some people here can by hypocrites. I can't believe some folk give me shit for power and then praise this garbage.

Mate, I remember when the Doom jump was made. I was here a long time before it was made. I see no goddamn issue pointing out how fucking retarded it is that people are happy with an option like this and how awful the option itself is. Fuck right off if you expect me to have respect for someone who puts something like this in.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think if you could manage to differentiate it enough, it'd be fine. We've had similarly similar settings in the past. The issue is mainly do you think you'd be able to come up with enough content.

happy_sad
happy_sad

CarlAnon
making jumps

[citation needed]

askme
askme

Then maybe you should have said something when it was being made? Also, not everything's about you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'd have to make an effort to avoid too much overlap with the current setting, but there's certainly enough unique to the game that I'd have some options.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Mate, I remember when the Doom jump was made. I was here a long time before it was made. I see no goddamn issue pointing out how fucking retarded it is that people are happy with an option like this and how awful the option itself is. Fuck right off if you expect me to have respect for someone who puts something like this in.
If you have such a strong opinion of this kind of thing, then why did you not speak up. Even as an user from all the way back then your voice would have mattered. I have yet to be rude, Valeria so I see no reason for you to try such low brow attacks upon my, nonexistent, persona.

RavySnake
RavySnake

And maybe I'm allowed to express my frustration with the hypocritical nature of a lot of people when I want to you smelly dickhole.

I didn't notice. I didn't expect a goddamn Doom jump of all things to have a tiny line in it that meant it overrided drawbacks in other jumps. I didn't expect that I'd need to carefully read through every line of the jump to realise it made all gauntlets into jokes.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

He was inconsistent.
As always.

I can't believe some folk give me shit for power and then praise this garbage.

Funny that. The people who praise your garbage like DYN Freaks?
Are ALSO the people praising the DOOM.txt jump for giving that loophole.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Not everyone knows every line in every jump, especially not in obscure ones that rarely get mentioned. You know what 9 out of 10 mentions of the doom jump have been since it's creation? Complaints about it being in the imaged folder.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

overrides all other jump rules and drawbacks
So? These people are making outlines out of actual content made by other people. Why should such parasites have sovereign authority over how people write fanfiction about those settings?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

all gauntlets into jokes.

Gauntlets ARE jokes, and aren't meant to be taken as seriously as you're taking this.

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's a better question to ask when something goes right. Never.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Gauntlets ARE jokes

Stop right there, this is the kind of attitude that would mean there's nothing ((wrong)) with Light of Tera

farquit
farquit

Is it just me, or is Magnus wearing PJs in that pic?

Comfy Chaos? Bit of chaos before bedtime?

w8t4u
w8t4u

You seem to be taking a Fanfiction self-insert simulator far more seriously than anyone should.

iluvmen
iluvmen

But there isn't.

because Light of Terra is a JOKE.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ah, alight, yeah, Obliterators are what I was thinking of, but I didn't realize Daemon Princes also fuse.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

hypocritical nature of a lot of people
So they're shitposters when it's convenient for you, actually legitimate members when you feel like having a victim complex?

RavySnake
RavySnake

It might be more appropriate for me to just update Animal Crossing unless it's really shaken up the formula/added a lot of new things. I haven't played it at all though, so if you feel like you can make it without retreading old ground then go ahead.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That's always been the case, user.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ouch. So is this why you're afraid of giving a more-detailed analysis of the options in Young Justice?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Some
a lot
Stop trying to twist this you goddamn maroon. I'm well aware that not everyone who dislikes my work is a shit poster. Just like I'm well aware that a large portion of the people that do like it only like it because they want to use it as a weapon against others. But I sure as shit don't see fucking anyone leaping on this like they usually do for me for far, far less bad things. So yes, I think most people don't really care about something like this.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How would a Chaos Warrior jumper, a chaos dragon, an animated Daemon weapon, and Valkia the Bloody fare against the standing forces of Mannfred Von Carstein's castle?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yeah, she's a lot closer to Red than she'd have you believe.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Firstly, thank you for easing up on the cursing and such. Secondly, I was speaking of back when you, I expect, read it. Thirdly, as an user already pointed out there is surprising amounts of additions to the Warehouse Supplement, even in your own works, but few upon the nature of other features to which attention was directed to Doom.txt which was surprising but I looked into it and a few other anons took off with the idea after I asked if it was legitimate and therefore had little to nothing to do with our own Jumps and 'power level' wasn't even mentioned.

5mileys
5mileys

Is there a reason you seem to be unnecessarily rude these last few days? Like, I swear over the last week or so you seem to lash out at the slightest perceived provocation.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Show me the last time Red attacked a jumpmaker out of the blue. Otherwise quit your politics.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Shovel Knight jumpmaker :^)

Skullbone
Skullbone

What I meant to say was, most of the worst aspects of Red and a few of her own, with little to none of the good.

RavySnake
RavySnake

The formula is basically the same, just in a camping-based context with tents and camper-vans.

The main reason I was thinking of giving it its own jump was the fact that the current jump is based around a lot of the stuff more related to managing/living in a community which isn't really retained with the camping in Pocket Camp, with new villagers arriving or leaving every day.

With all that said, you could probably do it justice by adding a campsite location and maybe a new origin, with some rewording of perks to make more sense in a camping context.
I'm happy to give making a new jump a go, but it's up to you if you'd rather just stick with one jump.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This is such a weird post given that they're on speaking terms and were never feuding to begin with. The entire "Valeria and Red hate each other's guts" thing is something entirely perpetuated by shitposters.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Well, what do you expect from shitposters? Actual facts? Bothering to check the things they're using to stir up controversy actually stand up to more than a few seconds' rational scrutinty? The problem children simply can't overcome their learning difficulties.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Which is of course why Val accused Red of being a lying cunt a few days ago with almost no evidence.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Cite proof.

It wouldn't surprise me. I heard she gave Red a lot of shit over Black Crusade.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Do you know why I'm angry and calling it as hypocrisy in this instance dude? Because it does something completely absurd, ignoring the drawbacks of all other jumps to give you pretty big advantages in many places, and yet all but one guy were fine or even happy for it. You had one guy questioning legitimacy and the only others were glad it was there or just didn't respond at all.

Something screwing with the rules on that level, during an active time of the day for JC, and almost no one is responding except to say they like it? I've gotten into so much more shit for things so much more minor and it just pisses me off to see crap like that get past and even when brought up, just...no one really minds. Not enough to speak up about it, aside from that one cool bloke. So yeah, that's what makes me think it's hypocritical. It makes me think that people don't really care about stuff like balance or jumpchain rules, so much as who's the person making the jump at the time.

To respond to your stuff, I don't see any reason this is at all comparable to warehouse additions. While Body Mod changes are another talk, no warehouse addition gives you the warehouse even in spite of a drawback that says you don't get it. No warehouse provides you with powerful weapons to make trivial any gauntlet you go into that should normally be a challenge. It's a damn joke, that's how bad it is. A bad goddamn joke.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Resident Evil fiasco

Hah. They just try to avoid it leaking into thread.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It makes me think that people don't really care about stuff like balance or jumpchain rules, so much as who's the person making the jump at the time.

How the fucking fuck are you this naive.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Classic!Sticks is cute.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So is Val more like DDAnon or Manyfist at this point?

Emberfire
Emberfire

in her attitude towards the community? Seemingly slightly...

Flameblow
Flameblow

Light of Tera
Tera
OH GOD NO

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Neither. DDanon's just a shill, Fist is just an idiot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Can this thread just die already?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I fail to see how having principles and being upset by double standards makes her a bad person.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It'd be a real shame if stuff like this happened far more often, and ykueft over it. Oh, what a real shame it would be. Really sad.

FastChef
FastChef

It makes me think that people don't really care about stuff like balance or jumpchain rules, so much as who's the person making the jump at the time.

The fact that you have the audacity to spout those words as if they are an actual surprise to you enrages me to the point of sheer maniacal laughter.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Do you really think this will end with the thread?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Nah, she's just finally feeling the burn shitposters have been trying to use, where she can barely distinguish who is a shitposter or not because almost everyone negative towards her is a shitposter and almost everyone positive towards her is also a shitposter trying to use her.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Suffer not the Australian to live

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

She's just upset she got beaten to the punch.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

having principles
Dude. The reason she started going hardcore on galaxy-busting things is because she looked at SB and decided to drop her principles.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Repeating your post doesn't make it funnier

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Tera's light has to be Colour Out of Space-tainted. Something sick and wrong that just shouldn't be.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I can dream, damnit.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tera's (Flesh)light

now you're thinking if it's the one he uses or the one modeled after him

takes2long
takes2long

Will Valeria finally leave? It's about goddamn time.

Techpill
Techpill

He uses the one modeled after him.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

With all that said, you could probably do it justice by adding a campsite location and maybe a new origin, with some rewording of perks to make more sense in a camping context.
Hmm, well if that's all you that you feel needs to be added to represent Pocket Camper in the current Jump then I think I'll just update it. I'll add a new location/locations and a "Camper" origin, plus something for campsite customization. Do you have any other suggestions for things I should add? We could also collab on Pocket Camper content if you'd like.

Does anyone else want something from an Animal Crossing update?

Evilember
Evilember

So then Megacorp, or Blackshadow?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't know about her, but I think I'm done. It's about time to move on to better pastures.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

A chainsaw. It is for farming, I swear.

TechHater
TechHater

And stay gone this time, OAA.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Shut up OAA. Stop chasing off innocent defenseless anons, you fucking shitposter.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You had one guy questioning legitimacy
I was indeed that user that you are speaking of, so yeah I understand that.
I've gotten into so much more shit for things so much more minor and it just pisses me off to see crap like that get past and even when brought up, just...no one really minds.
I mean partially it's also the fact that it's no longer a legit thing that they can effect. The Jumpmaker is gone.
To respond to your stuff, I don't see any reason this is at all comparable to warehouse additions. While Body Mod changes are another talk, no warehouse addition gives you the warehouse even in spite of a drawback that says you don't get it.
Thank you for replying to my questions.
No warehouse provides you with powerful weapons to make trivial any gauntlet you go into that should normally be a challenge.
I mean, just as an aside to this, the amount of ammo you have /is/ limited and in most guantlets completely unavailable in any capacity. Not really meaning to defend the thing, I still question it's legitimacy.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Crossdressing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

the jumpmaker is gone
This did start in the middle of a big shit storm over what Bablyon did with Light of Terra and he's been gone for years. People being gone has never meant that people won't get up in arms about what they did if they were angry enough before.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Anything spicy going down in the IRC?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Heavens tried to eat a doorknob. Nothing really big.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Flashback to own attempt
Yeah, that wasn't fun.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

One dude was panicking about how his during his build he was worried and it was dumb that the loop was the way it was. Another talking about how the Light of Terra wasn't so bad and how to deal with it. Another was discussing with them about Psyker physics. I don't really see a shit storm user.

Gotta call NASA. Need to get my sides back from orbit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Heavens tried to eat a doorknob.
...why?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Do they ever talk about Jumpchain there?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Did anyone remind him that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

About as much as the thread on average.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Various talks about manga/anime, infinite food items, Heavens eating a doornob.
A fair amount, but it's mixed in with other stuff.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wanting to eat a nice big knob is perfectly natural.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Discord, /jc/, SB, QQ
Face it, Valeria. The only place you haven't burned your bridges is the IRC, and even they probably don't want you. I think it's about time you found another hobby.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Was this before or after Digger anal vored him?

Methnerd
Methnerd

An explanation of ’s request.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So is the IRC basically the jumpmaker chat?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Animal crossing lets you crossdress. Male villagers look just as good in dresses as the female ones.
Hell, get enough haircuts and the hairdresser will let you have female only cuts

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not everyone in there is a Jumpmaker, but pretty much, yeah.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why are you guys like this?

takes2long
takes2long

If nothing else, cultures will be getting some perks.

Because I can't make this Jump and not give Jumpers from Ugarit meme Switzerland status. Bastards were paying the Egyptians tribute, fostering business and diplomatic connections with the Hittites all the while I'm pretty sure their whole kingdom was nominally inside the Hittite Empire.

askme
askme

Because they have nothing in their lives except rage and hate.

likme
likme

OAA's in a feeding frenzy right now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Probably because she gives them exactly what they want when she reacts like above?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Lemme just put my trip on.
In terms of what you'd need to add in Pocket Camp, I can just give you a list of some ideas I've had for representing the game.

For perks, just a few thoughts.

1) A key aspect of the game is doing favors for campers in exchange for resources for use in crafting. Something based on that would be good, although there's overlap there with "For Services Rendered" - so maybe just base it on the availability of raw materials like metal, wood, cotton, etc.

2) It might be a bit too 'game mechanic'-y, but you can freely change your gender/appearance at will, so a perk based on that could be a possibility.

3) Basically all furniture in the game is crafted, so an expertise in building anything from wardrobes to televisions could be good.

4) Also inviting campers to stay at your campsite is a key part of the game, so maybe a perk for convincing people to move in with you, temporarily or otherwise?

5) Given Shovelstrike Quarry, the ability to dig into random rocks and find valuable gems/gold could be handy.

6) Timed goals are a big part of the daily stuff to do, so maybe giving jumpers goals each morning to complete for minor rewards.

Items have a few options: the camper-van is obvious, but tents, and maybe amenities (basically small buildings or tents which appeal to certain villager types) as a warehouse thing. Leaf tickets are the premium currency for speeding stuff up, but you could also put the presence of those in as a drawback. Cool/Hip/Sporty/etc. essence could work, but you'd have to take a guess at what the potion does, given that it's only used in-game as a crafting resource (maybe it's used in the construction to give the furniture the trait the essence represents?)

Also this is more a general suggestion if you're updating the jump, but a canon companion option would be cool so I can take my boy Cube with me.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Konatanon was telling a story about how she had a character in D&D who tried to raise a baby green dragon, and since green dragons can apparently digest almost anything, it developed a penchant for eating doorknobs, which lead to shenanigans.

Then HeavensAnon came back from AFK and say her yelling the line "EAT MORE DOORKNOBS", and he said "Okay"

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hey, super pedantic question here, with the ahoge from Dangenrompa, we can choose how it manifest right? Like, it doesn't have to be a perfectly vertical launch platform, it can come out of any place on our hair that we choose?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Disregard that last bit, I totally glossed over the Neighbours option. Cube, here I come.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Go for it. What did you have in mind?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Everlasting Decay seems to require touch to work but it mentions arrows falling apart when fired at you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

This looks kinda fucked, I mean it seems overtly meta and fucks with rules of the chain. Wasn't there a jump that would've allowed you to see into the future even past the jump you were currently on? I know that part was surely shot down, so I don't know how this made it in.

Don't think its all that fair that I can grab this and run the Distant Sky Gauntlet, or Soma and have all of these weapons for free.

FastChef
FastChef

Gauntlets are trash. Nothing should be balanced for or against them.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I licked the crashbar on a door in Dairy Queen and my tongue was numb for a week.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I think I can work with this; thank you for the help. I'll get started on the update right away.

askme
askme

You do understand that this even bypasses Drawbacks correct? I could take a no weapons drawback or a Drawback that takes away equipment or my warehouse and still have these weapons due to-
they are independently Hammerspaced and always available to you at any time, regardless of future Complications in later Jumps.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No problem. Just let me know if you need any more ideas.

Methshot
Methshot

Wow, do you act like that to everybody you don't know personally?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Imagine being this much of a cunt.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Not sure if the thread will end soon so i will post this in hopes Heavens catches it and then repost next thread.

Question Heavens is Samus in the Jump videogame or manga level? Since in the manga she can freeze a sun with her ice beam and destroy planets with her power bomb, where as in the games they are much more localized?

Secondly for the companion option of Samus it seems a little scarce. Samus is a genius in both the games and the manga and basically built her own ship. So her not having the perk about building your own ship or any of the perks based around being a Chosen of the Chozo (Other than the Danger perk) seems weird to me.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Speaking of Gauntlets; I've had an idea for a while now about a Fallout one based off of Mothership Zeta. Would people be interested in something like that?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You don't have to imagine though, do you?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Either just have it come from the front, where the hair meets forehead, like how ahoges usially are in anime.

or sticking out towards the back, like... I dunno, I can't think of a good metaphor.

Just not the head dildo. That disturbs my sensibilities on a fundamental level

I was also thinking of treating it like a double ahoge, like what Laharl from Digea or Hina from love Hina had. There's not really any major benefit from having two, so if the above is fine, I'd assume that splitting the one ahoge into two wouldn't be an issue.

This might be the weebiest thing I've ever typed out.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Paradox games jumps

Spamalot
Spamalot

Sticking out towards the back
That's called a cowlick, user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Isn't that part of Fallout 3 and covered by the main fallout jump?

askme
askme

Having never read the Metroid manga, I'm incredibly skeptical, but the jump was made with the video games in mind.

And...yeah, you're not wrong. She should have the entire Another tree (or at least implied to) instead of the things I cherry-picked at the time. I think I was still on a caffeine rush when I finished it.

Also my neighbor's house exploded around the time I finished it so I kinda forgot about it.

I'll toss it an update for Samus soonish.

Inmate
Inmate

That could be fun, yeah.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

All natural ahoges are by definition cowlicks. A cowlick just refers to any lock of hair that grows in a different direction than the rest of the hair around it, regardless of where it is on the head.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What are your thoughts on Valeria's latest outburst?

RumChicken
RumChicken

With the limit of 100 minigun and/or pistol ammo, 16 shotgun shells, 80 energy cells total if you spend... 1250 CP or 1000CP on it yeah.

I hear you there. Just pointing out that ammo limit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

She really is. Her work is alright but as a person she's barely tolerable.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I was thinking it would either be a different ship, and/or take place in an earlier/later point of time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I've gotten into so much more shit for things so much more minor and it just pisses me off to see crap like that get past
Well, you aren't wrong. Problem is though the same shitposters that give you shit are also the ones behind this. You're falling for their trap, Val. Don't let them rile you. Be the cool aussie we know you to be!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Sounds good.
And yeah, you can do basically anything with the ahoge in terms of splitting it or whatever as long as it's for aesthetic purposes.

It's okay, with training you'll be able to reach maximum weeb.

Supergrass
Supergrass

How did you escape from being anal vored by digger and are you mad at yorokonde for not helping you?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So OC because an existing jump already covers what you want to do. That makes no sense. Can you just not do what we already have a jump for?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm expecting the thread to drop any second now. But will this be the last post? (probably not)

MPmaster
MPmaster

"You can leave, Orikan."
[Unintelligible noises]
"But you have to eat ALL the eggs first."

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah, that's the wonder that is shitposter logic. If you can't attack their weaknesses, attack their strengths and pretend they are weaknesses. Same idea as these jokers attacking her personality becuase they know they don't have a leg to stand on in criticising her work, despite their best lame ass efforts.

takes2long
takes2long

the fuck is this new memery.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I don't hate you for your opinions but you really are just annoying. You feel the need to try and shit on people whenever you can. You could just say "i don't agree with X" but instead you say that they're a drooling retard. No normal person acts like that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ohmahgawd! Nightmare fuel.

idontknow
idontknow

'My teeth hurt, why did I think biting into a doorknob was a good idea, I'm hungry, nuns make cute waifus, oh god why is it so cold outside, I should make tea'.
Wow, your fanfiction is ACTUALLY WORSE than mine. Props, user!

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's just...so damn hard sometimes to tell who isn't and is a shitposter. When you have a bunch of people being positive to you solely so they can manipulate or use you to harm yourself or harm others, and when normal people start believing in those people (see the fan club sitch a little while ago), it gets real damn hard to keep an open mind about everyone and not get paranoid as fuck about everything.

Thanks for the thoughts anyway user.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

And yeah, you can do basically anything with the ahoge in terms of splitting it or whatever as long as it's for aesthetic purposes.

Noice.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Don't most of the people in this thread do that?

Evilember
Evilember

Systematically removing all his cybernetics, and transplating them into a pathetic, sexually mutagenic, 80 year old human body with every conceivable genetic defect I can conceive of that doesn't impair his mental or emotional functioning.
He'd like that, it's a huge improvement over the shitty bodies the Necrons had before becoming robots.

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's because very few people here actually like you. People like the free shit you give them but that's about it.

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