Can a Paladin fall for bullying cute girls? Please tell me the answer.
I know you'll want context so...here it is. Keep in mind they're childhood friends.
>ate all of the bacon and when she wanted a piece he acted like he was going to feed it to her and then pulled it back and ate it himself >hid her new shoes so she had to wear ugly old rainboots to go to the market with him >taught her myna bird to insult people >said she was looking like she was eating well when he saw her after an extended absence, then pinched her sides and yelled "HANDLES!" >didn't put on the scarf she made for him even when it was cold, claimed he forgot >told her she was too weak to go adventuring >flirted with an elf when she wasn't there >her sister made cookies and asked him to take them up to her reading room, he just ate them instead >rolled Intimidate on her horse, successfully
Aaron Perry
I don't know, is cruellty to others worth the universe/deities saying "STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT OR i'LL RIP YOUR POWERS OUT OF YOUR STINKING HIDE!"
Caleb Cruz
Naw you're just an asshole. You may be pure in the eyes of your god but not pure in the eyes of the most innocent of society.
Matthew Flores
Being a tsundere isn't usually a fallworthy offense, user.
Hudson White
Sounds like a cunt, but unless he swore an oath to be kind and faithful to her, he's good.
Julian Morales
Childhood friends are never innocent, they're perpetually scheming bitches constantly seeking to steal the protagonist away from the story's inevitable Best Girl.
Pic related, a harlot temptress.
Nolan Diaz
>being an asshole towards an NPC The GM is bound to send some bullies after you for karma, definitely, so enjoy getting bullied nerd
David Perez
She's literally innocent, though. She doesn't know what love is and can't even contextualize her feelings. Probably doesn't even know dicks exist.
Adam Ortiz
Silly rube, you can't bully a bully.
Brayden Sanders
I mean. Your god won't make you fall over it, but may start to enforce instant karma.
Jonathan Sullivan
OP here. They're both PCs and that's the worst part.
Alexander Garcia
Most of these are hilarious, but I'd crucify him. If she gets him down he'll get a second chance at appreciating what you're given.
Josiah Collins
are they boning on the side? wtf
Matthew Richardson
A paladin falls if he refused to molest one. It’s lawful good for parents, step parents, uncles and family friends to touch them.
Evan Thompson
Nigga what the fuck
Nathaniel Adams
>Thinking the bio-engineered hyperslut is best girl
Chase Phillips
Can OP kill himself?
Matthew Turner
This sounds like some straight up elementary-middle school "I don't know how to show girls I like them" shit. Just tell her you want to sheathe your holy avenger in her scabbard and be done with it.
Henry Martinez
Might not make you fall yet, but if you keep escalating, your going to cross the line real quick
Daniel Wright
But she is.
Jason Moore
>They're childhood friends Just fuck already you moron
Colton Watson
>>her sister made cookies and asked him to take them up to her reading room, he just ate them instead thats the only real bad one there
Matthew Rodriguez
Are you like, 8 years old?
Kevin Moore
What deity is he following and what's his alignment? On their own, I don't think the deeds are anywhere near extreme enough to prompt a fall, but if he continually behaves like this then it's saying something about him as an individual and could reasonably make certain gods question having him as their champion. No matter how minor the deeds, deliberately repeated acts of unwarranted and unjustified cruelty are going to look bad on your cosmic resume and shed doubt on the integrity of your character, same as being an ass to everyone at the office will make your boss question whether or not they should replace you with another employee.
Either way, it shouldn't be handled as a sudden abrupt gotcha moment. Have the god give multiple warnings/signs and maybe try to talk it out with their paladin. Unless the god's notoriously petty then having them just no-sale him out of nowhere is a terrible idea; I know I'd be pissed as a player if my character got fucked over out of nowhere because I wasn't playing a 110% squeaky clean boy scout.
Jose Phillips
>between two PCs >cute petty stuff I like it. I distantly recall liking a scene in the book laurus where the two saintly fools ran out onto the water like it wasn't nothing, a miracle associated with extreme faith, and then proceeded to just punch the crap out of each other over territory violations like it was all fun and games, all while the townsfolk just watched in wonder. It's okay to be not the nicest, so long as it's not out of impurity as a person, like being humorously cruel is okay so long as it's not part of you. That's an odd statement and it takes a literal saint to live it (so not most people) but one of them's a paladin so it's possible they are a literal saint. All in good fun user. It's not cruelty if there's love.
Nathan Sullivan
what if there was a god that would fall people for being tsundere?
Adrian Wilson
You can molest a bully
Thomas Rivera
>people stopped replying to dnd bait threads >people stopped replying to slave threads >people are starting to break away from bully threads
Take a week off, reinvent your gimmick.
Lucas Jackson
>oh look, another autistic paladin falling shitpost/b8 thread I fucking hate this place 90% of the time
Levi Turner
>Can OP kill himself? Then who will make these daily threads about anime girls being bullied?