Team me Veeky Forums, why are there so few Egyptian Dwarves?

Team me Veeky Forums, why are there so few Egyptian Dwarves?

Because dwarves are from Scandinavia. Egypt is the territory of the animal head people.

>bearded short dudes
>walking around in scorching heat, blasting sand and soft dunes all day
Dwarves would sink into the sand, get sandstormed, get sand in their beards etc etc
also, it just doesn't look good

You don't know anything about Egypt, do you?

Egypt was much greener in the Ancient days.

Is muh ancestors dwarf for we wuz?

Have you seen a middle eastern country? Almost all the dudes have full on beards.

Because the humans are already Egyptians in my setting.

Because mine are Texan

Because the best Dorfs are Ganondorfs.

Pyramids and egyptian burials are absolutely the kind of thing dorfs would do though
>massive
>stone
>built over the course of millennia
>lasts forever
>jam packed with crafts
>sarcophagi made of precious metals featuring long beards

It practically writes itself

yeah and allah forbids grooming of any sort so they always look like shit
it was still ungodly hot and way too bright for any dwarf

Because I generally try not to take a real culture and say, "Hey, you people are so weird and alien that you're not really human so I'm going to attribute your way of life to this fantasy race."

what are you some faggot

But user, GanonDwarf grew up in a desert.

Nah, they're the kind of people who support Faggots but in general just piss us off because they act like our spokesmen. Please, all annoying Fat chicks, kill yourselves. We didn't want to be your friends before we were in the closet, and we definitely don't afterwards.

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Here's a quote from the Völuspá about dwarves of sand

14. The race of the dwarfs | in Dvalin's throng
Down to Lofar | the list must I tell;
The rocks they left, | and through wet lands
They sought a home | in the fields of sand.

>implying they wouldn't do exactly that to us if they knew about us and wrote fantasy novels/RPGs

I mean, it's still not okay to do, but it's a very human thing to do.

Because then how would they be Scots/Vikings? And if they aren't Gimli clones how will people know they're Dwarfs?!

By being sexy.

Naw son Jewish Dwarves are where its at.

Ganondorf is pretty tall though.

Are you saying that he dwarfs the others in size?

Just put them in as the avatar race of Bes or something. He along with Tawaret were really popular household gods in ancient Egypt since Bes was a god and protector of children, and Tawaret was a goddess of fertility and motherhood.

>ctrl+f "Bes"

At least there was one result.