What are some horrible things your players have done IC? did they get karma'd for it?

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Is she of age?

It's a girl or a boy?

>she

>she

Fuck
I found them nd im pretty sure its a girl
Belle delphine

>Belle delphine
the second most prolific cosplay whore after Anzu

imgur.com/gallery/keWbW
She's 14
Do with that knowledge as you will

>14

That just raises further questions. Namely, who is buying her this shit when she doesn't qualify for a bank account that doesn't have her mom's name on it yet.

Man that is fucked up.

overruled
>19 years old, I'm smol (5'6"), I love doing makeup and sticking out my tongue
>aminoapps.com/c/zelda/page/user/belle-delphine/X0kc_df7lgENbPWaNeaV7QpQ1xK3YDJ

Well yes continue you faggot.

I saw that but some pics may be some years old, like if they were this year ir even a couple years old she wouldve used a smart phone to take them
I found this thread of reddit fags being mad at her for some reason
prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/3781-belle-kirschteinbelle-delphine/?page=1

Cont.

>the creature perks its head up. It's long tapering head surveys the area before fixating upon a certain collection of foliage.

>a smooth but powerful voice pierces the night. "The living rarely frequent this place at such a time, I assume you must have some urgent business here." The voice has no explicable origin except the beast from which it seems to emanate. I RPed the voice as leisurely and refined the way in which an aristocrat may speak amongst good friends at brunch

> "So long as your not slayers from the church you'll find no quarrel with me. The domain of the living is not my own and I may not interfere with your business so long as yours does not complicate mine."

>PCs are appropriately skeptical but emerge from their cover and approach. They figure their cover is already blown and light a lantern.

>the observe the creature in fair lighting for the first time. It's hide is mostly hairless, pallid and ivory like the flesh of the dead. It head is a narrow protrusion from its lean frame and almost horse-like. It's skill is bisected from its powerful mantable by a gnarled mass of mis-matched teeth. A black mane saturated in ripe smelling oil, stiffly drapes from its crown to its back.

>sanity check please

>the party is unnerved, some lose a few points, but no one runs for the hills. I prompt the party occultist/warlock to roll their knowledge of the occult and she succeeds

> it is a ghoul of the settings Arch Demon (god) of death. They consume the corpses of those buried without proper burial rites (like peasants) essentially damning them if their do not reach salvation. (In my setting most average people don't go to any afterlife when they die they just become spirits)

>The ghoul asks again why the PCs are in the graveyard at night. They evade the question not wanting to give up information, the demon seems mostly uninterested.

"I rarely get the company of mortals, now twice in one week."
Cont.

/cgl/ drama is hilarious but doesn't really tell us anything because THEY'RE ALL LIKE THAT

Continue pls I'm intrigued

>smol
>5'6"
The title of smol is an honor bestowed on only the cutest of cutes. To call oneself smol yet be over 5'2" is a disgrace to all those who have rightful ownership of the title.

Stole an archmages tome while the archmage was asleep, made a replica, put the replica where the original was, and sold the real one

>not making 2rd replica and keeping the originals
Is your PC dumb?

No, he knew the buyer could test it to see if it was forged while he was there.

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>the creature mentions, there was another man that came by a few times earlier this week. Some kind of warlock or sorcerer that warded the demon away from his business

>"He was a rude and wholly uninteresting fellow hardly a conversationalist. I do love a good chat..."

> PCs sink their teeth into this lead, as this is some of the most solid information they have had so far. Up to this point the cult they were investiging was still just theoretical.

> "Well as much as I enjoy the company, I would hardly consider myself a charitable creature. Perhaps we can arrange something? A service... for a service."

Ohfuck.jpeg

> I would like to say that I didn't railroad the PCs into this deal, there were a number of ways to acquire this same information if they looked elsewhere, but this encounter was supposed to be temptingly simple.

>"Indulging oneself upon the common rabble becomes quite dull. You see I'm seeking a certain... delicacy. Just earlier today the young master of house Unterbaum passed. Polio, was it? How unfortunate. Perhaps you could help me, it would really be quite easy."

>The table seems skeptical but progressively more interested. The grizzled veteran type character tempts the question. "Well what's the catch?"

>"a pedestrian task really. The boy is to be buried tomorrow, if you were to disrupt the final rites that should be enough. Swap out the holy water in the coroners office for sea water or remove the holy symbol from his plot before night fall."

> party is indecisive

"I know plenty more about this friend of yours than you may think. It would be a tragedy if he got away with whatever he is up to."

>We'll think about it.

>"I'll be here tomorrow evening when the task is finished. And we can talk as long as you want about that man, maybe I could even pay him a visit for you."

> The party calls it a night

We appreciate the story, user, but do you have to Reddit-space it like that?

Even worse
>Not using the tome to learn juicy forbidden knowledge and then selling it or at the very least make a copy to learn from it.

Cont.

> the next morning the party returns to the market, tavern docks and usual affair to grill some of the passerby's for news. They pick up some small hints and leads but nothing as explicit as the demon's offer before they see the funeral procession for the noble boy.

> They decide to act. Justify it as the greater good that one person might be damned to save the dozens aboard incoming ships and prevent life's being ruined from lost fortunes.

>they book it. taking different streets as the procession as to not tip them off. Manage to make it to the cemetery with time to spare (funeral processions aren't exactly fast).

>Ex-Bandit/highwayman and sailor PCs being the sneakiest break into the chapel dump out all the holy water into the bandits hat (didn't want puddles to masked people suspicious) and refill the vials with water from their canteen. They dodge the groundskeeper and exfiltrate before the mourners arrive.

>mission seems successful. They pass the time until nightfall in a tavern, no one mentions any rumors of foul play at the funeral.

>Party sneaks into the graveyard at night again and find they ghoul lazily resting on the fresh noble's grave.

> "Well isn't it the men of the day? I knew you seemed like a good bunch, to help a friend so dearly in need."

> PCs say they held up their end of the deal, now demon ought to do this part (demons are rather lawful in this world. If you make deal with one they may try to genie it or find a loophole but they can't explicitly break their word. PCs know this)

>Ghoul describes the man that came into the cemetery the other day, confirms that he was a caster, Says the spells he used and that he was talking to some kind of spirit not affiliated with the angels or demons (a primordial god) and overheard that the cultist usually convenes with this Spirit at a certain cave on the coast but there was a ship passing by that evening that could have spotted them hence why he did the ritual in the grave yard.

Where did reddit touch you user?

>Warlock keeps pacts with Evil fiends and devils, makes fun of the poor, makes fun of party members when they donate their personal funds to the poor, actively works against the party's goals on several occasions (when most of the party is Good), uses Command on the party so that he can take a tome of magic from the Rogue because one of his devils wants it (and gets upset when the Rogue and Fighter act hostile towards him)
>Despite all of this, the DM confirms that he is Chaotic Good and, when the Fighter (who was one of the aforementioned helpers of the poor) questions this, proceeds to imply that the Fighter is more at risk of losing his status as 'Good' because he's killed more enemies than the Warlock
>Which, while possibly not even true, would only include evil cultist assassins, evil merfolk, and evil hobgoblins since the Fighter joined

It was a strange moment.

Why do people always complain about "reddit spacing"? I think it makes texts more readable

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>party seems satisfied with the information as they now have a great lead to follow up on.
> Ghoul to the party's occultist/warlock "I think this has been a most splendid alliance. If you were to provide further assistance I would certainly share some of my sorcerous knowledge, if you care to learn a few spells."
>warlock mentions this could be helpful
"Well you know where to find me. Now I am feeling rather famished."
>the ghoul rises, stretching its emaciated limbs of indordinate length for its size and begins to viciously tear into the freshly dug earth. Unexcavating it in an unsettlingly short time. To the onlookers horror what appeared to be its mouth was vestigial. Instead of it's lips opening, the demons cranium unfolded like a flower blossoming. It's cavernous maw merely an extension of its chest cavity. A mass of gnarled hands explodes outwards from its throat, Seizing the deceased boy and retracting into to its pallid body. The ghoul's equine like head reforms
>"Choi. Hoping to hear from you soon."
>Sanity check please
>two of the five party members go screaming off into the night to find a good hole to hide in.

It was a fun session. I'm still a pretty new GMm but so far it's been one of the highlights of my career and definitely the most fun NPC to roleplay. I'm hoping the Warlock goes back for some spells it's only been a session since.

I think the general complaint is that the post 'fills up too much space'.

My bad mayne, I'm mostly a lurker so I don't have much experience with posting etiquette.

They're trying to shitpost under the guise of terrorism. Just report them.

Please get off the idiocy of the 'reddit spacing' bandwagon, it's a standard writing format that is hundreds of years old.

Because this site is full of hateful little goblins who like hate, among other things, reddit. These little goblins are an anonymous click and feel compelled to regurgitate anything decrying one of their hates so that everyone can see that they too anonymously hate the thing. Then one day one of those collective morons decided that an ancient format that isn't even standard usage across reddit was created/owned/connected to the website and started shit posting complaints about it. And then the other little goblins saw it and realised this was the latest way to show you hate reddit and they all started posting about it, apparently just ignorant of the format's origin as the first one to do so. Either that or they know and think it's some sort of masterful troll.

And hey to be on topic in at least part of this post I'm going to call up a classic from my early days of playing 'repeated acts of accidental domestic terrorism, culminating in the merchant's quarter being burned down.'

Something something monkeys, ladders, bananas, and the hose.

I triggered a catfight between the three little daughters of the count by sneaking into their room and pouring ink all over their beds. It served as a nice distraction.

>manshad

It's not any more readable, barely any of his lines reaches the other end of my screen.
It'd be perfectly fine without.

Player severed a woman's spine while she was unconscious. Was in a post apocalyptic campaign. Admittedly she was their enemy (if inadvertently) but instead of killing her they permanently paralyzed her from the waist down, bandaged her up and kept her in a wheelchair. Moral of the story: don't let edgelord players take the Surgery skill.

Oh fuck off, do you really have to post every time?

Where did they find the wheelchair in post apoc world? Probably not as hard as Im thinking it would be.

My players beat down an incontinent escortee for shitting one time too much. I immediately changed their alignments from "Good" to "Evil".

>I posted it again!

Tried to be cool and shoot a bandit holding a girl hostage. Ended up killing the girl. On the plus side, the bandit no longer had a hostage.

In another game promised a prisoner freedom if he gave up information. After the prisoner gave up the info he shoot him.

>format that isn't even standard usage across reddit was created/owned/connected to the website
The whole reddit spacing thing is dumb but you need to get your factor straight, nobody in Reddit format their post like that because double spacing only creates a new line there, the idea is that redditors are so used to it that they do the same when posting here accidentally formatting it with "reddit spacing"

They're called paragraphs, you stupid illiterate fuck.

Don't be naive, user.

>be me and co.
>follow a lead about missing children to a shack in the middle of the woods
>barbarian uses the portable battering ram that he shelled out, like, ten gold for and smashes the door down
>inside are an annis hag, two ghoul bodyguards, and a creepy old man that the DM very heavily hinted at was just a super evil (but otherwise normal) pedophile
>this group surrounds a table with a naked girl strapped down on it
>she's been addled and isn't resisting the group of ne'er-do-wells preparing to rape and eat her
>party busts in and engages the ghouls
>ghouls are swiftly trashed
>annis hag is likewise killed after a slightly longer fight
>old man drops to his knees and tries to beg for leniency
>everyone wants to kill him
>old man rolls a natural 20 to persuade the party to let him FONDLE AND BITE THE GIRL BEFORE HE IS MURDERED BY US

DM ended it on a cliffhanger. This was about three weeks ago, and we're scheduled to get back together this Wednesday. What do, Veeky Forums?

Please describe her horror upon regaining consciousness.

My character got peer pressured into killing everyone in a town of skeletons he had spent a bunch of time making friends in by the rest of the party. Turns out they weren't skeletons and it was just an illusion making them look like skeletons so the rest of the party would want to kill them for being skeletons. they were nice people and I felt bad for doing it even when they looked like skeletons

A PC beat a female warrior to death with his belt, after mocking her. Her brother came after him, so he killed him too. I think the DM really wanted for the former to have a revenge arc, but the PC decapitated her.

Lurk moar, newfag. He's probably posted this a dozen times by now.

archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/severed spine/type/posts/

Persuasion checks don't work on PCs. Stop being retarded.

Literal rape.

Human fighter was challenged by a renowned female air genasi fighter to a contest of skill. Whoever won their spar had to do whatever the other wanted.

Fighter gets a series of lucky rolls and intelligently uses his battlemaster maneuvers to defeat an NPC that had better gear and about thirty more HP than he did.

We all figured he'd want money or her to sing his praises (he was playing a flamboyant gladiator-like character). Instead he forces her to strip naked and parade around town while whipping her with the flat of his sword. The DM was disgustingly good at narrating her shame and misery and ended it by saying her body was found the next day, the victim of apparent suicide.

Fighter thought it was hilarious. The rest of us were like "this went a bit too far".

>literal rape
>humiliation and degradation
These are different things user..

>two of the five party members go screaming off into the night to find a good hole to hide in.
ya did good user

Not according to tumblr.

What kind of persuasive argument would you even use to convince a lynch mob to let you rape a child before killing you?

Agree to the fondle bit and split his skull the moment a single finger grazes her. I mean you technically went along with the persuasion but it's not like you said to want extent he'd be allowed his degeneracy.

Needed to steal tome from fortified mansion of local noble. Said noble was an asshole and citizens hated his guts, so we got idea to rally an angry mob as a distraction. Situation escalated quickly. Some guards joined the revolt and opened the gates. The noble, his wife, and their son/heir were dragged out and lynched gruesomely, while the mansion was set on fire, with the party and cadre of servants still inside. We got out in time but with wrong book. The real one either burned or wasn't really there to begin with.
We also picked a helpless kid on our way out. Turns out she was the noble's daughter, now de-facto rightful heir to the region. There was a brief discussion whether to tie the loose ends right there, but in the end we took her in. Bidding our time to raise her claim, with party as her regents. She must never know.

Why am i thinking of a loli with a bulge?

>Literal rape.
>Isn't literal rape, nor even figurative rape, not even metaphorical rape.
user, I...

"Reddit spacing" came from Veeky Forums and isn't even done on reddit

And even if it was from reddit, what the fuck does it matter?

We're not tumbr. Sure everyone thinks, with perfect narcissism that they alone Know what is good and right, and that everyone else is deliberately doing it Wrong. But we're not quite there yet. Not until we start blaming fighters for killing rpg's or claiming that wizards by their nature encourage metagaming and extreme munchkining

Unless he's secretly got magic powers, that bullshit. Don't use persuasion rolls on players, give them an actual reason to act.

It could definitely be metaphorical rape.

>it's an abstract kind of rape

>She

>That's real fucking hypothetical

Here's an etiquette tip then: don't try to fit in by latching onto a meme you don't even understand, because it outs you more as a newfag that deserves to be hated on way more than straight up saying you're new. "Reddit spacing" is one of the things you should avoid parroting like a retard, because it was specifically created to out faggots like you, seeing as you're complaining about readable formatting because apparently that's "reddit".

Do you even know what constitutes as "reddit" or why people here tend to avoid it in the first place? Not fucking paragraphs, that's for sure.

>Platonic rape

Where is chromatic abberation and purple blush, though?

I always get some shit going "REEE REDDIT SPACING" on my posts when I have never posted on reddit in my life and have spent over a decade of my life wasted on this site.

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This sounds familiar.

And why would you keep an enemy cripple in a post-apocalyptic environment? Would just be a terrible pointless drain on resources.

Persuasion is not mind control you retard

Why do people do this?

Tortured someone once, made them eat pineapple pizza. It was pretty brutal, but it got them talking.

You monster

You sicken me. You do not deserve the moniker of human.

>le nat 20 1!!

>Toblerowned

>being transphobic on a vietnamese crossdressing forum

I used Willie Pete to deal with a crowd of cultists that included women and children.

Despite the fact that they were ALL trying to kill us, the DM told me to deduct six points of integrity, and said that the next time my PC did anything questionable my Hunter would become a Slasher and I'd have to create a new Hunter with starter stats if I wanted to continue playing.

Apparently we weren't supposed to be able to deal with the crowd, and he complained that it completely ruined his session.

the remark not meant to express disdain, you know...

Stop playing that dm's game, and maybe stop being friends with him

maybe he ALSO raped the character? THats what makes sense from the writing

Using WP at all is kind of a big no no with regards to morals, there's a reason it was kind of a big deal when you used it in Spec Ops: The Line. Also they may have been trying to kill you but killing children with chemical burns isn't very morally sound either.

Cultist's aren't people.

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Preach it

>Redwall game
>Playing vermin pirates
>Capture a hare, lock him in a cell and interrogate him
>Hare refuses to tell us anything
>Leave him without food for a day
>Come back with a giant plate of piping hot scones
>Sit there and slowly eat them in front of him
>Hare cracks and tells us everything
>Thank him for his cooperation
>Put the plate of scones down on the floor just outside his reach
>Leave him in the cell to starve to death