The Tawny Elves of the Wide Plains have begun wearing hoofed boots

>The Tawny Elves of the Wide Plains have begun wearing hoofed boots

What might this signal? Ought the residents of nearby Human settlements be worried?

It signals an asskicking.

It signals they're going to trip over their own dumb asses and break their necks while everyone laughs at them.

Yes they should be, the fetishists are back in town.

They like them Satyr Bacchanals.

Elves should be wearing no shoes or what ever the toeless sock things are called

But why.

>what ever the toeless sock things are called
Impractical tubes of bullshit that keeps bunching up by your heel.

This man has taste

Very worried, the elves have become fur fags and must be purged

To hide their tracks from the increasing numbers of Beastfolk raiding parties.

Listen, it's just a fashion trend. When they live that long, a tacky fad that was inspired seventy years ago is just now rebounding into the public conscious.

Granted, other fads of the time were collecting human souls, drinking angel blood, and proxy wars... but that might not mean anything right?

The elves have gone into heat. The humans should be worried if they don't enjoy tight elf pussy.

What effects would a pair of enchanted hoof boots have?
>improved balance
>increased carry weight, especially other people
>better endurance for long-distance running
>gradually shortens your Achilles tendon until you can't wear shoes without a huge heel

It means those tree fucking hippies wish they knew how to master nature, and it's time for our cavalry to meet their gay ass horse cosplayers.

You don't really need magic for the last one...

The obvious answer is some sort of transformation into a satyr. Be wary, for you have crossed into the DM's magical realm.

No, you should be concerned if they're wearing ballet boots, because they're gone imperialistic and are following the orders of a matriarch who rules with an iron hand and a riding crop.

Those things always make me think that they're going to be used as cutting blades. I think it's the kind of wedged shape to the bottom of the sole. Elves wearing that could sharpen them and then use crazy pinwheel ballet-capoiera to kill people.

Hey, what if that's their fetish?

Don't kinkshame manling.

You don't need magic to do a lotta thing if you're some kind of hard working chump.

thats not an elf thats a rabbit

Maybe they're trying to conceal their tracks? The spacing would be all off however, and their toes will probably split open and bleed if they put all that weight on them

All shit posting aside, I'd be interested if anyone has any useful information on medieval footware cobblery they'd be willing to share.