Magic ring of you can now impregnate inanimate objects

I would use it to impregnate my normal items with magical abilities, such as making my sword a +1 sword, or my hat a hat of dick punching.

I'd assume I could still melt them down

Literally only good for impregnating Warforged and or elemental waifu.

Wantonly.

How WOULDN'T I use it?

Guys this is obviously an evil ring. Don't use it!

Obviously this ring was commissioned by me because I have warforged waifu that I wish to lawfully marry and have children with.

I will use it only to lovingly and responsibly procreate with said waifu after a priest joins us in holy matrimony of course

Find warforged/prometheans/Artificial intelligence that wish to have children and offer them my "services"

Of course I never tell them its because of my ring

but do Warforged and elemental waifu's count as "inanimate objects?" they are clearly animate, and elemental waifu's (especially Air and fire) are arguably not objects.

But she's not inanimate, unless she's dead or otherwise paralyzed?

Not or I think OP has misexpressed the idea of the ring. If not, this thread should instead be "You can now impregnate anything". Since assumedly, most playable things in RPGs can interbreed, he used "inanimate" as a catchall for the less obvious shit.

Collect taxidermied animals on an island and become dr Moreau. Literally not even a furry.

RAW cunt, make your own magical realm. pf2 if you want to get your war forges preggo.

I read that in his voice. It was funny.

What you trying to create Five Nights at Freddy’s?

You know how scary a half man/half taxidermy being would look like?

Give it to this Pygmalion guy, I think he'd get more use out of it than I ever would

>fuckin my waifu
>left the ring on but it's no biggie, she's already pregnant
>accidentally impregnate fetus
>didn't realize at the time
>fuck her again
>fetus's fetus is pregnant now
>family tree turns into a fucked up matryoshka doll

I know there is porn like that somewhere.

This has to be a bad joke....

your fist is animate
your tissues, on the other hand...

How does one separate animate and inanimate? Could I for example impregnate corpses? Anyways the obvious thing to do is to impregnate everything in sight.

Does it passively enchant your cum or can I just activate it to impregnate as a magic effect?
Asking for a female friend.

The former. It's a passive effect targeting the wearer.

Everything you impregnate gives birth to a cute girl or boy with some resemblance to the "mother" - fuck the gold bar and you will have a daughter with golden hair, yellow eyes, heart of gold, and a talent for finance.

What if a girl wears it? Will she be able to get pregnant from inanimate objects?

Stirs up the spirit of exploration doesn't it?

Now /k/ can fuck their raifus for real

>Get rare magical artifact
>Impregnate said artifact
>Sell offspring for high prices
Infinite money

>Half man/half taxidermy

You mean a mummy?

And this is how the Plastic men race came to overthrown us

>Magic ring of become inanimate object
>Become a dildo
>??????
>Profit

I'd impregnate OP's friends

I wouldn’t. What the fuck