This knight of the realm approaches your character

I do not believe those that reject their humanity would be considered men any more, and I'm sure they'd believe the same

Found the T*rk

Lay down your arms and come along quietly, the lord of this land does not abide murderers.

Very well, good journey to you.

May the light continue to illuminate your path.

I have been blessed with beauty who am I to reject such a gift.

I'm pretty much a pacifist, but my friends force me into dangerous situations, so I've incinerated several people who decided trying to kill us was worth dying for and uprooted a giant tree and crushed two others with it while trying to scare them off.

So I guess I have, but not willingly.

I'm going to if you don't get out of my way.

Tell the lord to kiss my ass, human

Booooooriiiiiiing.

kek

no one's asking for your opinion vriska

Yes and looks like im about to add another one to my list

Only with kindness. There was blood everywhere.

Yes. Can't say I enjoyed it, but they gave me no other option.

Didn't say whose law, did she.

Why, yes, that's how I make my soldiers. Interested in joining their ranks, are you?

Perhaps... What is it to you, knight?

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Am I being detained?

No. You are being investigated. You will note the lack of bared widows and heavy locked doors.

Lot's a folk say way to many
But considering I'm still here i can only assume I haven't done nearly enough

*looks at bag of necromancy bones*
Would you believe me if I told you I found all of these in bear caves?

>Lay down your arms and come along quietly
We decided some time ago we'd never do that again, so tough shit. Piss off or eat a fistful of sword.

have you ever eaten a loaf of bread?

Dio get out

you know, I wasnt actually going for Dio when I was writing that, but it works fine enough

No, I’ve only ever killed Communists.

"Only boys like you on the fat end of my horse shaming cock."

>Have you ever killed a man, traveller?
"Have you?"

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I can tell you haven't, because you'd know that's not a question you ask.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

So? what's the problem? they had gold, I redistributed the gold... fairly, is that a problem?
>roll for bluff

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Not all killing is murder.

Im about to

It's been a lean year, if you want to hire me and my men I'll have a clerk draft the contract right away.

Once. In Borneo.

Why, am I about to kill another?

Kek

>Lay down your arms and come along quietly, the lord of this land does not abide murderers.
Or what, you're gonna write me a sternly worded letter?

Why are you asking?

Only when I needed to, sir.
And I need to eat, I need to drink, I need a place to sleep, I need upkeep my lifestyle, and I need to live while I'm alive, sir.
Currently, I need to head over to the court in the city to collect these bounties. Have a nice day, *sir.*

Wouldn't've been a traveler very long if I hadn't, wouldn't I?

Around 40% of my diet is composed of humans and other intelligent races

Well, yes sir knight I have. But in my defense he tried to stab me. So I kicked him in the head til he was dead

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I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Anyway, how's your sex life?

Only in self-defense. Admittedly, I was often trespassing at the time, but how am I supposed to know a ruin is inhabited and why do the green bastards have to shoot arrows at me on sight?

>Bandit laugh

Not counting legally-recognized duels and service on the field of battle, no.

Not Just the Men, but the Women and Children Too.

More in one day than you have met in your whole life. Now move aside or you'll join them.

Five directly, somewhere in the range of 2465 and a half indirectly.
In my defence, the damnable corpers deserved it.
...Hey, aren't you a bit young for ren faire?

Technically no.

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

>John Bauer art
my man

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Watch out, mate, you will cut yourself with that edge

No. I’ve only ever killed communists.

Is that chainmail, or are you wearing a skirt?