Ok Veeky Forums what is the worst role playing session you have ever had?

This was a while ago now, but it's still the worst one to my memory. Basically, my GM's girlfriend at the time broke up with him at the table because of my character's actions in-game. It also ended the campaign, as you can imagine.

>playing a prideful and self-important elven noble / wizard
>she's playing a poor, widowed human sorceress, though still young and attractive, obviously
>my character has been wooing hers for most of the campaign in an attempt to win her over as his third wife
>mostly played for laughs on both sides
>although he told her repeatedly, she eventually finds out that he does, in fact, have two wives; she didn't believe him, I guess
>for whatever reason, her character now feels slighted by the fact that he devoted his attentions on her despite already being married
>so, to "get back at him" for trying to make her his third wife, while we were visiting my character's house for the first time, she decides to steal many of his smaller valuables and the jewellery he'd been sending to his wives while adventuring
>she ends up fencing the goods in town — the same town where my character's fucking manor and wizard tower are located
>the broker the fence sold all my shit to knows whose shit it is and ends up ratting out the sorceress to one of my character's servants
>long story short, my character acts cool as a cucumber and pretends he didn't find out, even though we all know he did, out of character
>two sessions later, my character uses telekinesis to throw her character off a cliff on the side of a mountain while we were being attacked by bandits, killing her instantly

Although I thought it was pretty funny in the moment, I quickly lost my smile as she started yelling and screaming at the GM, making the whole situation super awkward. I even felt bad after the fact, though everyone else agreed that it made sense for my character.

>Discord
fucking asking for it

It was my first real chance to play. i had nobody i knew that played and didnt even know about roll 20 and stumbled across it, at least that bad experiance got me into playing.

not a bad session, more that guy/girl type thing

if she knew you knew, she should've expected some kind of retaliation, and if she didn't then oh well, she needs to grow up and understand that actions have consequences even if you don't see it coming

It was just a really shitty situation, all things said. I'd never had anything even close to that happen with another group or another game. It all escalated since the GM ruled in my favour. I guess she thought it wasn't fair despite failing the save and even despite my character making it look like one of the bandits had tackled her off the cliff.

Didn't happen.

Could have happened.

Definitely didn't happen.

Probably happened.

All in all this is a shit Thread, its like a parody of a "That guy"-Thread if made by redditors.

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>fighter is first on initiative
>somehow hasn't noticed the enemies though
THEN WHY IS HE FIRST ON INITIATIVE

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Well your first mistake was playing 3.5

It wan't bad because of some moments of retardation but because it was unbearably boring
>one-shot session of dark sun
>joined because I though it would be 2ed and i was curious
>nope its 4ed, which i tried before and loathed
>"oh, it shouldn't be a problem if the GM and players are good enough"
>they weren't, players are newbie to trpgs are a whole, although that isn't their fault, it was the worst possible thing for a game like D&D4ed
>GM was fucking insufferable
>Wastes half of the afternoon explaining the setting
>wastes a lot of time on descriptions and bullshit instead of starting the game
Usually when you have newbie players the first thing you do is an encounter with non-threatening giant rats or shitty robbers to get the players used to the system
>No, first encounter is a death squadron featuring enemies with 40hp dealing d12+4 damage
>Did I mention they were newbies with lv3 characters?
>No fucking idea of we got out of there
>session ends because we ran out of time

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>play burning wheel
>playing a gang member
>take the trait handsome
>try to circles up a guard
>fail the role and enmity clause is invoked
>ask him if he can put me in touch with the captain of the guard
>says I'll do him a favor
>"go meet me in that ally"
>go to the ally
>guard shows up
>me: "So what do you want?"
>guard: "Turn around"
>fuck that
>quit the game on the spot

I came from the front page to ask why did you make that post

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Guard was going to ass rape my character. Fuck that.

that's literally the only part I understood
regardless, really? that's the worst session your ever had?

basically every session with my old group of real life friends
>cant roleplay for shit
>not bothered to read the rules
>not bothered to read about the setting
>easily frustrated
>constantly complain ooc
>cant adapt to situations

Yea not fun

>be me
>show up
>”Sorry user, the sesh was canceled”
Yeah, they call it a “sesh” and not session

A one-shot where complete nonsense was happening, the DM kept throwing stupidly overpowered enemies at us that we barely scraped by with a combination of clever positioning and browbeating the DM into taking some enemies out because it's fucking ridiculous, and ended with a Rocks Fall moment we had no warning of and couldn't have done anything about.

My group is generally fine for the most part, the only real result of that one-shot is the guy who ran it was barred from ever DMing for the group again.

>join a game where DM has advertised as:
>"we want people who take this game seriously"
>"this is heavy story and roleplay"
>"not for combat munchkins and game breakers"
>make my serious Fighter character who is a nobleman that was betrayed by his younger brother who poisoned their father to take over the family and accussed my character. is seeking experience, money, and a future group that can one day allow him to take vengeance
>the group has played 2 sessions before

>arrive in destroyed enemy camp where party has just killed some cultists
>my character stops from a distance, calls out to the party a bit weary
>the Bard immediately goes "I AM LOKI GOD OF TRICKERY AND DECEIT" and the Barbarian picks him and goes "Puny god"
>group is bursting in to laughter at a Marvel movie joke
>immediately go off-topic as they start talking about latest Avengers trailer
>the Cleric and Ranger who are supposedly brothers start arguing over loot with the battle they apparently won and start making attack rolls against each other as they both snigger
>my character is just looking at everyone pic related
>10 minutes of dicking around and discussing Avengers, my character has to finally say "Well uhh... I was given a contract to kill a group of undead worshipers... I suppose our goals are aligned, seeing these dead men. Perhaps we can work together for now?"
>"LOKI DOES NOT NEED HELP, YOU DO KNOW WHAT POWERS I POSSESS MORTAL!"
>Barbarian picks up Bard again, "Puny god" and more snickering and laughing

>later, come to cave where cultists are doing rituals and shit
>we sneak in, I purposely made my Fighter wear medium armor so we can stealth properly
>we come across boss and cultists
>my character suggests we all ready ranged weapons
>Barbarian: "Before everyone does that my character jumps up, throws the hand off the cultist he lopped off, and screams 'THAT WAS YOUR FRIENDS' HAND!"
>mfw

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>battle starts with us losing element of surprise
>cultist leader goes first, launches Lightning Bolt that immeditly takes my char's HP to a third
>Cleric is going after me so I assume that's okay. I move in, kill one of the cultists
>next turn Cleric wants to do more shenanigans with his brother
>uses some wind spell to blow away some cultists and Ranger to the ground, more snickering and laughter as two brothers start calling each other "Son of a bitch" "Motherfucker" "Your mother was a whore"
>cultists all pile on my and bring me down
>Bard meanwhile, "MORTALS YOU DARE FIGHT A GOD!?" and is swinging at cultists while missing all his dual-wield attacks
>"Missing God."
>cue uproarious laughter

>battle drags on with more jokes and people dicking around
>I succeed 1 death save, fail 2, and then the Cleric finally heals me
>at this point battle is over
>the Barbarian is a Great Weapon Master + Lucky that slaughters everything by the way
>the Ranger is a Sharpshooter + Crossbow Expert that slaughters everything by the way
>the Bard multiclassed in to Hexblade and when I ask him what patron he serves he doesn't even know by the way
>"not for munchkins"
>"heavy roleplay"

>we collect cultist heads, loot the place, return to town
>entire next session is basically Ranger who wants to get laid and us searching through the town for a girl for him to have a one night stand with
>cue uproarious laughter as he does Persuasion rolls and rolls beneath a 10 in his attempts
>half of the game mostly them being off-topic and talking about "this one time in one of my games..."

And after a 5 hour session of just trying to get a Ranger laid and off-topic shit, excused myself off of the game.

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I'm sorry man
I have a group that are a bunch of idiots who are all the time breaking immersion, doing shit ooc, barely roleplay, don't read the setting, rules or even their fucking character sheet and often go for the worst possible options

however they never get frustrated, they accept anything that come for them, they never complain and they always have fun
best example was that one moment
>me: "okay, you defeated the centaur amazon"
>p1:"Amazon you say?"
>p2:"When someone dies their vowels evacuate, so probably she has pissed herself" (this guy is playing a wood elf with mental retardation who can't even read)
>p3"Which means that her horse pussy must be wet right now!"
>p1"Corpse rape time!"
>me: "are you fucking serious?"
>p1 doesn't doesn't say anything, he stands up and does a gesture of zipping down his pants
>me: "oh fuck you, you get horse aids you fucking nigger, give me your sheet so I lower your stats"
>everyone laughs loudly

I love them

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>>dm tells me that the idea of someone selling ice in a fantasy world where you can create ice out of thin air is kind of dumb
He's not wrong

What i did was ditch them and only play with people who have some interest in the game

Mainly pushing my real life friends towards the thing was a bad idea. Just looking for new people would have been better

Not him but what's your worst session?

>not going mid session

Do you hate yourself or something?

I posted it here Memories are vague because of how boring it was
but the worst session someone ever has was on in which an NPC TRIED to do something bad to him
>"I run away"/"I attack the guard"/"I try to convince him"
>"no, I'll be a fucking bitch and leave the game"

>no, you did not notice the two giant pigs, you noticed the BUSH

All I can see is Jeb Bush stalking your fucking party, OP.

That session you posted wasnt that bad compared to the loki session the other guy shared

I don't know if I agree because that guy at least has a story to tell in these kind of threads or to tell his friends "that one time this fucking group of retards..."
meanwhile I'm not lying when I said that I was struggling to stay awake while the GM kept going on and on about the fucking setting, but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to shut the fuck up and start the game already

I don't do gay stuff, user. Period.

makes you feel too weird inside, I get it, no problem

Maybe you shoulda.
If it was boring for you it might have been boring for the rest of the guys

horribly traumatic to remind you of your sexual insecurity

>"this one time in one of my games..."

Holy fuck, the story was bad enough, but I know exactly what kind of people you're talking about by just that single line at the end. They're one of the absolutely worst kind of players, regardless of their commitment to the hobby. Plus, they're unequivocally a bunch of lying cunts; they're worse than most of the assholes on this board in that way.

who said it wasn't?
The poor guys who were new were like "eh, I think rpgs are not for me" and trying to politely imply that they had a shit time

Depends on the setting, obviously. But even so, most high fantasy settings aren't prolific enough in terms of magic to where ice wouldn't be a marketable commodity in places of extreme heat.

>Playing an evil monster campaign (first mistake).
>I'm an Incubus Bard having fun seducing and killing.
>Going through a dungeon, we kill a party of goodie-two-shoes.
>While the rest of the party rests, I start scouting ahead.
>Find several powerful, Good aligned weapons that good party stashed, but didn't use for some reason.
>Stick them in my bag of holding to sell later.
>A player relatively new to our group gets mad, "Aren't you going to tell the rest of the party about those weapons?"
>Me:"What, no, why would i?"
>Him:"Uh, because you should? It's proper party protocol."
>Me:"First, we're evil. Second, these are good-aligned and we can't even use them. I can sell this shit for tons of money and buy things we can actually use."
>Him:"YOU'RE A LIAR. YOU DONT LIE TO YOUR BROS!"
>This starts an argument thst lasts for almost an hour that ends with the new player storming out, accidentally breaking my screen door in the process.

Wasn't really THAT bad, but I haven't really had many bad experiences.

>you dont lie to your bros

How old is this guy

He was older than us, around 37 i think.

Im sure thats impossible

jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is wrong with some people?

It's not that surprising. I myself usually complain about bright-eyed twenty three year-olds that have no real talent or inclination for role-playing. However, it's those guys in their late thirties and early forties that have either never touched a ttrpg in their life or have only recently gotten into the hobby that are often the bigger problem. I don't know what it is really, but like in the story you replied to, they sometimes seem to have issues with their egos, thinking they know better than everyone else at the table despite being complete novices themselves.

If I had to hazard a guess, it's that they think that hold some sort of authority of seniority over others just because they're almost twice as old as some players. I've come into contact with a handful of guys like this in the last three years alone.

>Too much world building
>Too much explaining

You sir are a faggot

>this one time in one of my games..."
>Holy fuck, the story was bad enough, but I know exactly what kind of people you're talking about by just that single line at the end.
Sounds like he's talking about Veeky Forums posters

>YOU'RE A LIAR. YOU DONT LIE TO YOUR BROS!"
Would be based in literally any other context

Go write a book.

it was a one shot
we had very fucking limited time

also, what part of "show, don't tell" don't you know, you fucking idiot?
basically

>online one-shot using a simple system with random people
>the GM's game ended up being longer than expected to we got together for part 2
>everyone but the GM shows up
>someone asks "does anyone else feel running a game instead?"
>suddenly feel really confident
>I never ran my own game before, but I was feeling it, I knew I could do it
>this is just a one-shot, even if it goes bad it's my first time and it's with anonymous people I don't know, so there's nothing to worry about.
>everyone is but one person is on board, we open it up and let two new people join
>I throw them in a crypt, give a puzzle that works with the two of the PC's abilities, throw in some subtle fake lore for atmosphere, pull an encounter out of my ass that everyone enjoys.
>I'm doing well, I never thought I could do it but I'm actually doing well. This is great.

>a few problems: I didn't have mod powers there, shrek memes had just been popular, and one of the new players was an asshole.
>the guy jokingly makes a shrek/donkey duo
>we go along because it's just a one-shot, who cares if he makes a meme character
>he keeps interrupting everyone to meme, but for the most part we can ignore him and the game goes well enough for the encounter, we just had to ignore his bullshit and when he got worse during the combat we pretended he wasn't there.
>goes out of his way to annoy specific people with so funny meme thinking the others will like it
>one player leaves
>we try to ignore him so he'll go away
>he starts describing shrek raping donkey
>everyone else gives up and leave one by one.
>one guy apologizes to me, says he was liking my game so it's a shame
>I never tried to GM anything again

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not your fault at all, you should try to GM again
such a shame you didn't have mod powers, had it been irl that guy could have been kicked out of the table

This happens because there were different player expectations going into the game.

I play for a cooperative experience. I expect loot to be evenly split if it is usable. I expect rewards to be evenly split if even effort is given. Depending on the ruleset being used this is MANDATORY. Some chuckle fuck 'thief' taking all the +3 to +5 weapons in our 3.5e game led to a TPK at some minor boss because no one else could damage it due to resistance.

If the game is going for a competitive experience you need to have the right players that can detach themselves from the character. Plus you should not blow your wad in one swoop unless it is at a pivotal turning point in the campaign. Ie, just defeated the final boss, the local crime lord, the king's anointing. That stuff done willy nilly just back fires, in game and in real life.

>TPK at some minor boss because no one else could damage it due to resistance.
honestly this is the GM's fault
who the fuck designs anything unbeatable?

It was last night
>saturday morning
>me and 6 other dudes
>ok guys we're playing at vincent's house today
>one girl invites herself as a joke, and then another one too
>vincent is a really cool dude and lets them go and watch some movies with him before our session start
>me: alright then, I'm gonna go play at my other table this afternoon and I will be at vincent's by evening, then we can start the session
>spent the whole afternoon without internet access
>saturday evening
>I take my shit to vincent's, ready to dm the dungeon mansion I spent nearly 3 hours prepping
>very excited, this is gonna be a great night
>as I open the door to his apartment, I can hear party noises and vincent greets me drunk as shit
>I see around 15 people, when we were supposed to play just the seven of us
>ok not my business, I'll just shoo them out of the room when we start playing
>ben, one of the players, says "wait, are we playing"
>me: of course, we decided it this morning
>ben: holy shit I left my dice and minies at home. dont sweat it tho I have a copy of my sheet on my phone
>he tells me he thought we werent gonna play because a party was organized
>vincent: haha dont worry about it guys we're gonna play aaaall night looong
>jon and mike, other 2 players, get pissed at ben while I'm left confused
>looks like this movie shit snowballed into a party that afternoon when I had no internet
>everyone else at the party is doing party shit like dancing and listening to loud music
>ok fuck it lets play some d&d
>gather players around the table
>suddenly everyone at the party went to the room to watch us play
>I would not have a problem with that if they were silent
>lots of tangencial conversations between the players and spectators, no one will let me recap what happened without fucking interrupting me
>jon was quiet using his phone and seemed to have lost all hope in the possibility of playing that night
Cont 1/3

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>after 2 minutes telling people to stop talking, I introduce to the spectators what d&d and tabletop rpg are
>they all get bored and leave (I shit you not)
>fucking finally, session starts
>gabe spills beer on his pants and has to wash them immediately
>ben helps him
>ethan goes to talk with the people at the other room where the party is going on
>god damnmit it's been 1 room into the dungeon and I have to gather my players again
>I succesfully call them to the table again
>gabe's new girl just sits at his side and start whispering shit to him and giggling while they cuddle
>whateaver gabe nevers pays attention, so as long as he wears pants...
>3 rooms into the dungeon, the music at the other room gets louder and people start singing together
>its's a fucking collective karaoke
>I start having problems communicating with the players
>vincent gets slightly annoyed and goes to the other room to tell people to lower the volume
>doesnt make a difference
>vincent: let's just to to the balcony, it's silent there
>we move our shit to the balcony table
>three other guys show up to watch us play
>one of them is cool, sits by my side and makes questions about the game etc
>the other ones keep disrupting the game
>vincent shooes them away
>the dread in jon and mike's eyes makes me feel like I failed as a dm
>me: ok guys let's just pretend this is an entirely new session and do it all over again
>game finally goes smoothly
>gabe's girl goes home
>gabe earns a magic sword, starts paying attention to the game
>everyone is pumped fuck yeah
>they kill a basilisk, ben finds a magical talking shield, an npc dies, plot starts progressing
>they are a little low on resources so they barricade one of the rooms for a short rest
Cont 2/3

Now here's the final blow: You will need a little context to understand this. Ben and Mike fight every session. They often argue about how rules work, who of them is stronger, who of them is being more annoying and etc. Ben's character is an Ancients Paladin Half-Orc, and Mike's character is a waifubait Deepstalker Human. There's this gag between Ben, Gabe, Vincent and Ethan that Mike's character is gonna get raped by Ben's character. Of course, Ben is just doing it as a joke, but Mike is really attatched to his waifu, and Ben legit thinks this is the best way for him to become an Oathbreaker.
>vincent: ay ben werent you gonna rape (mike's character)
>ben: oh yeah thats right
>I make them roll for grapple, and ben fails
>then they start rolling dice without my permission and pulling shit out of their asses, like 'teleports behind you' kind of bullshit
>I get up mad and explain why this is not allowed at my table. That d&d is a coop game and 5e is not built for pvp. That your fun can't disrupt the harmony of the party etc
>then I end the session, disappointed and pissed, and tell mike and ben to sort their problems with eachother
I spent the rest of the night talking about personal stuff and drinking to forget that fucking session. What the hell.
And before any of you motherfuckers say this didn't happen: fuck you. I wish it didn't happen and I'm not sure if I want to keep going with that group anymore. They are the table that puts the most effort in reading the rules, buying their dice and books etc but the worst in terms of actually playing. For fucks sake.

Sounds like my friends, except they didn't complain, instead they just kept shoving awful jokes and pop culture references into the campaigns.

why not just cancel the session or move it to after the party was over

you fucking autist, when you see a bunch of people having fun at a party you don't ruin it for a trpg session.
Trpgs are to have fun with people and there was already another fun event among people there. At most I could understand that you said "fuck, I'm so angry because I put a lot of effort and the motherfuckers partied instead, so I left disappointed"
But trying to shift everything to a game?
And you expected people to stay quiet?
can't you read the fucking mood?
are you literally fucking autistic?

I don't need to read the rest, you deserve anything bad that could happen to you

Your group sounds dysfunctional but not awful. Your mistake was trying to run during a goddamn party.

inb4, meant to reply to

autistics don't adapt well to change

Didn't notice. Thanks user.

happens to the best of us

>>I get up mad and explain why this is not allowed at my table.
>they were literally having fun for a fucking minute
>they were going to stop their dickery at any moment
>instead of laughing it you literally went "REEEE, STOP HAVING FUN!"
god damn it, I hope you made all of it up

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>be gone one day and they do a session
>haha user your character was crazy yesterday, shame he died on his descent back from space
>session is over because apparently they finished

What

Your DM sounds like my first DM who
>said he was a very experienced DM
>made us roll to drink a glass of beer which somehow led to the tavern getting set on fire
>got mad at us for setting the tavern on fire so had an orc raid at the same time
>when I asked if there was high ground or anything my barbarian could do other than just swing a weapon, he points out a pile of rocks I could stand on to gain advantage, then makes me roll to step on them and a 13 meant I failed + wasted my turn?
>described his "level 11 halfelf vampire riding a unicorn" flying in from the sky, putting out all the fire + killing all the orcs, scolding us for letting either of those things happen, and then flying away.

we all made up excuses at that point to leave and never met up with that guy again

She's way more at fault than you, obviously, and it's impossible to know the table dynamic but throwing a PC off a cliff just because they've slighted and therefore outright killing them is a pretty dick move, especially if it was pretty cordial and fun ooc.

You are a moron. I never pressured anyone into playing and would much rather spend my night drinking and singing. I did it because my players wanted me to. Half of them kept begging me to start the session when I was just talking to people and having fun, while 2 of them had no problem playing it. I'm not angry because I put effort into it and it went wrong, I'm precisely angry that the players fucked me over. Why the fuck would you ask for a game at a circumstance like that?
Now stop talking shit when you don't even understand the situation, dumbass.

>I never pressured anyone into playing and would much rather spend my night drinking and singing
certainly doesn't look like it when YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

the classic "leave out an important detail then get mad at anons for calling you an autist"

Not actually. Jon was disgusted and Mike got real fucking mad. Vincent regreted everything immediately when he saw the game he asked me so much to run in shitty circumstances he himself created was falling part again. It was creepy as fuck and only funny when it was speculation out of the table.

why are you calling them by their names?

Yes, I did. I had fun after the session, it was a great night. Except for that fucking disastrous game. The party lasted until around 5 AM and the game ended around midnight.

Which important detail? No shit they wanted me to DM. Are you saying you force your table into playing your garbage campaigns?

>would much rather spend my night drinking and singing
this one

>Are you saying you force your table into playing your garbage campaigns?
certainly that's what you made it look like

now that I look at it your story is pretty fucking boring

>Yeah, they call it a “sesh” and not session
Do you not?

Group breaks up eventually. Get asked by former DM to join him with another group a city away. Say "sure".

>get some premade character sheet and a pebble
>get told that if I appreciate someone's roleplaying I give them my pebble
>whattheactualfuck.webm
>play as some chinchilla-skaven hive minded motherfuckers
>my buddy who got a mother rat plotwise caught some trespassers
>apparently as a rebelious chinchilla I want them to be dead and gone
>one other guy besides us is supposed to support my buddy
>eventually own them with some weak roleplay and big rolls
>my buddy snaps because this shit makes no sense
>DM lashes out against him
>eventually session ends and I get all the pebbles for roleplaying

That was weirdest shit I was a part of.
Now, I'm forever DM, but, Christ, I will never do that shit to my players...

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>if I appreciate someone's roleplaying I give them my pebble
what the fuck

Because he's making them up. He doesn't actually have any real friends. If he did, he would have understood that the ongoing party took precedent over his shitty little game of D&D, regardless of past assurances.

>Jon, Ben, Mike, Gabe, Ethan vincent
I suspected that when i saw that every single one of them had the most common names in america to have ever existed

My guess is it’s just autism.

She robbed his house and stole from his wives, which were very important to him. At that point, regardless of his affections for her, he considered her a common thief. Plus, my character wasn't exactly Good-aligned, either. He was Lawful Neutral, and as an elf noble, he was known to take the punishment of criminals into his own hands.

Like I said: it made sense at the time, though I still offered to retract the action in the end, because I felt guilty as fuck that it'd come to a shouting match over it.

>Vincent
>common

>Session as usual
>One guy who has been bit rowdy keeps being rowdy when I make calls he doesn't like
>This being the last straw I tell him that he is kicked for disrupting the game repeatedly
>He stabs a fork through my finger
>Find out that he's on some pills that he never takes before the sessions because it helps him unwind or something

Weirdly still I have played and ran for people who are worse players, but being unable to bend my right ring finger after a session tends to make them pale in comparison.

his favorite final fantasy game and character came to mind when he was thinking of names
as expected of someone with shit taste to prefer VII and to like vincent of all people
fuck's sake

You can believe it didn't happen if you want. I don't care. I posted to get it out of my chest, not to entertain you. I guarantee a fictional story to gather attention would be way shorter and more interesting.
Also, these are not their real names, just names with the same initial that sound like english, since I'm american

He only wants me to reply so I can justify his waste of time with 'lol epic baiting ecksdee'

and yet you reply anyway

>since I'm not american
My bad

Sounds like OP is dumb and deserved everything that happened.

>Contact left, 2 boars, coming out of those trees, engaging

Could have prevented all your misery famalam

I have this theory that you are making up this shit excuses on the fly
>shit, they calling me autsitc, I'll say the players forced me to do it
>shit, they are suspicious of the names, I'll say that I made them up and I'm not american
like who the fuck doesn't call them "player 1, player2" or "paladin, warlock"?
>I posted to get it out of my chest
yeah buddy, next time write in a notepad if you think this place if your personal blog

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>next time write in a notepad if you think this place if your personal blog
I'll remember to write about something that never happened so you can jerk off next time

>that damage control

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