What's the minimum a succubus has to do in order to get someone's soul?

Hold hands on a date to the park.

They don't even need permission, really. Aside from just forcing herself on a person, the DC for resisting a succubus's charm is high enough that she can just tell the average human to stand still and get kissed, and he won't be able tosay no.

There aren't really a lot of succubi running around eating souls at any given time. Demons usually have to be summoned to the material plane, and you do have clerics and paladins hunting them down when they detect them. You average fantasy setting probably has a notable amounts of succubus-related deaths every year, but that amount would be far smaller than human birth rate.

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>notable amounts of succubus-related deaths every year

>In other news a succubi was let loose at a singles night in a bar downtown.
>33 dead by kissing, 4 executed for heresy
>Succubi rampages are a thing

>Suicide by SUCC is the new suicide by cop

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I found out a while ago that the random drawfag who drew that pic on a succubus thread a while ago is a vore artist I've seen some of his stuff posted on /d/ before , and also drew a followup.
I wasn't expecting that.

Have them forsake everything they once loved and cherished for the sake of the earthly pleasure of cuddling.

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>and also drew a followup.
>S-source?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

well obviously sex is involved at some point

An average succubus needs to literally fuck someone to death in order to take their soul, so probably that's the bare minimum.
In any case they need to kill that someone because a soul cannot be claimed if the owner still lives

>he doesn't have his gf wear the buffalo skull you lovingly killed for her to wear at the end of a long day

Make a deal for the human's soul, deliver on their end, and collect.

Wow. We've done it. We've finally done it. We've made modern society so fucking sterile and cold that someone actually just honestly listening is seen as a luxury.

When was the last time some asked you how you felt and gave a shit about the answer?

Hold hands

20 minutes ago. You have to work for what you want as the truly worthwhile is earned and in doing so it gains meaning and effect to you. You can sit there all day bitching and moaning about how shit life is but i can guarantee you just haven't worked hard enough to carve what you want or need from it.

>naw man, global neoliberal capitalism with a side of extra deracination is ok, just try harder.

Literally kill yourself

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Unironically kill yourself you act like the world is a conglomerated whole and literally everybody but you is a willing participant to convince yourself to live like a damn mole hiding underneath it all only to pop your head up for whatever it is you currently need. If you actually searched and actively put yourself out there you'd readily find others who you could not only befriend or live with but form a real connection with. Instead you squander every waking chance you have on nothing but self indulgent crap.

Anal

You unironically should consider it, especially if your parents are dead, since they are probably the only people that you would upset.

Global capitalism is awesome. It allows us to pick and choose the best shit from pretty much the whole of human existence. It's hardly something I think someone on Veeky Forums, a site modeled after a Japanese website and originally meant for fandoms of Japanese animation, should bitch about.

What a cruel way to steal a soul.

How much damage could a succubus do with a kissing booth?

>You can sit there all day bitching and moaning about how shit life is but i can guarantee you just haven't worked hard enough to carve what you want or need from it.

>You can sit there all day bitching and moaning about how shit life is but i can guarantee you just haven't worked hard enough to carve what you want or need from it.
This is sort of an unfalsifiable premise, isn’t it? There’s no situation for which you can’t make some prescription to the effect of “work harder.” I think it’s more useful to consider aggregate behavior. For example:

Plenty of isolated, lonely people actually do kill themselves. Being roughly pro-suicide, I applaud your advocacy, but I’m concerned by the implication that you think people who kill themselves out of loneliness are lazy, rather than rational. Certainly it poses a problem for anyone who’s interested in stopping suicide: telling people their lives suck because they’re too lazy to improve themselves is an effective suicide-prevention strategy in the same way that yelling “Get a job!” at homeless people is an effective way to end poverty.

>telling people their lives suck because they’re too lazy to improve themselves is an effective suicide-prevention strategy in the same way that yelling “Get a job!” at homeless people is an effective way to end poverty.
fucking this.

I hate the condescension inherent in the advice of explaining what's wrong to people who are miserable because of what's wrong. Do they think they don't fucking know that?

That's a lot of assumptions you have there with nothing to hold them up.

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>quads
>literally accurate but non-meme answer
>no responses

I think you're kind of looking at it in the same way people think that Drive Thru at Fast Food Restaurants were what made people lazy: it's just a mode of business that found its niche as the world changed.

The world has always been a cold and uncaring place: just look at the priority of people making sure they got a family going just a few decades ago versus the priority of it now. There wasn't the variety in potential human interaction back then so it was either get a family or die alone.

Get you to commit three betrayals of word, thought, and deed.

Like five hours ago.

Society is a monstrous machine built on dehumanisation and the destruction of dreams, but that doesn't mean you can't create your own little pocket world with people who you genuinely care about.

It's sad, but the fact is that you have to ration your humanity and only give it to the people who you know will reciprocate. To do otherwise is to cut yourself open and spill yourself upon an uncaring world. The people who lap up the blood will certainly be grateful, but that doesn't mean they want to know your name.

Find true friends. Even if it's just one. Find somebody you can trust with everything and who will trust you with everything, and never let them go unloved. It's hard, because the world has been crafted to punish vulnerability and turn weakness into submission, but you have to try, because otherwise you'll be alone forever.

Walking into someone who's sneezing and not say "Bless you!"

Uh, never?
The other cretins who responded to you are delusional. People who ask you how you feel only "care" about the answer in the sense that they're probing you for weakness or are trying to soothe their own miserable conscience. Most of the time they're actually just fishing for you to ask how THEY feel so they can start a conversation.
What a fucking moronic question holy shit.

You won't believe me, but I'm sorry for what the world has done to you, user.

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Humanity is really hard to kill in general

Fuck, if I could kill myself and somehow feed people with it I'd off myself.

Anything as long as their victim falls in love with them.

Speak for your own setting.
In mine, they're already extinct.

>We've made modern society so fucking sterile

It has to be. Even talking to people nowadays is potentially dangerous because of bullshit like "misgendering" and stuff.

What the fuck sort of people are you talking about? Three cunts on Twitter getting upset about stupid shit does not mean that society is doomed to fail.

They're all over my university. One actually reported me to security, claiming I was abusing them. All I did was say "Hey, dude." I had to take a sensitivity course or be suspended.

What the hell university do you go to? I go to one of the most liberal universities in the country, and while I would't run down the main lawn shouting nigger at the top of my lungs, I've never experiences anything even like that.

Not gonna say, but it's in SoCal. I was new, and I couldn't find the restroom. I tried to say, "Hey dude, know where the bathroom is?" but I never got the chance.

>How is humanity not extinct.
We have a bunch of people who are literally empowered by the gods to stop the monsters.

Also a lot of us have more than 1 hit die. And we have heroes on top of that.

I'm inclined to say that it was just that one person being a raging cunt, rather than them being all over the university.

Succubi don't exist.

Get them to agree to it. They don't need to do anything additionally carnal, unless that's part of the deal to make them sign them over. Succubi see sex as a useful tool, not a pleasant activity.
People in general are pretty hesitant about giving up their souls, because the priests and other people who ought to know tell them it's a bad idea to do so.

>Succubi may be depraved, but not THAT depraved.
This is how they get you.

People wrongly imagine that succubi are just free pre-marital-sex-dispensers who take souls as payment. But as incarnations of evil, they use the full force of their influence and powers to manipulate their victims into increasingly damning and unforgivable crimes. Their manipulation includes diverting wealth to wicked ends, and ruining victims as soon as they stop being useful.

Let me tell y'all niggas something I wish somebody had told me twenty hears ago: nobody cares. Especially if you're a man, nobody fucking cares unless you have something to offer. People don't want to be your friend or fuck you unless there's something to gain from it. Maybe if you have good parents or a tightly knit family they might care unconditionally, but not everyone has that luxury. So either become 'useful' to them (but not so much that they see you as a chump), or get used to being alone.

How did that lead to administration getting involved? Did this person who spoke "hey dude" procede to share their name and address so the other person could bring charges?

If I'm not mistaken they can literally charm you like a spell. If you get charmed...you're fucked. No matter how much you "deny" them when you're charmed you lose control of your own body and obey the succubi

Tell me more about your setting.

Have you considered psychological therapy?

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suck their dick

High stone walls
Strong arms
Sharpened steel

Consider this:
Why is it that "How do you do?" is a standard greeting in the English language that you're not actually supposed to answer?

It's because the concept of ironic empathy is a sick and unfunny joke people make to accentuate that nothing in the conversation will be personal and that neither individual considers the other as anything other than an object and a means to an end.

There is no justice in this world, user.

...Or because it's simply a polite thing to say? It's like saying "bless you" or some equivalent when someone sneezes.

>The world has always been a cold and uncaring place: just look at the priority of people making sure they got a family going just a few decades ago versus the priority of it now. There wasn't the variety in potential human interaction back then so it was either get a family or die alone.
I don’t understand what you’re saying, here.

>So either become 'useful' to them (but not so much that they see you as a chump), or get used to being alone.

I think this is good advice worded very poorly. I understand the sentiment, but you're being needlessly combative.

What I think this user is trying or should be saying: accept responsibility and through that invest into your own equity. Too many people see responsibility as a burden in today's world, but don't otherwise realize that through responsibility you make yourself indispensable to another individual in some way or another: you provide something to someone, you fulfill a purpose, you are useful and therefor you are relevant.
Now, when I say 'responsibility' I don't necessarily mean massive ones like marriage, children, or whatever; you can acquire small amounts of it through very manageable efforts: make friends, be honest, take care of your pets, take care of your parents, aid your siblings (especially if you don't plan on reproducing, cause they'll sire your lineage for you, pro-tip: your nieces and nephews carry 25% of your genes), PROVIDE through any small means and MAKE people care about you.

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>ITT broken people

You know, as a woman, I wouldn't bother with any of your souls. Hypothetically speaking, I'd only want the souls of the rich and powerful. Unless I could get you to blow up a House of Parliament or assassinate the Pope, why do I need so random, worthless guy's soul?

If I wanted innocence I'd target children. If I was expected to fuck the target, I'd target Michael Phelps or something.

Succubi don't care whose soul they take.

Then wouldn't it be easier to just kill people and take their souls? Instead of seducing some guy, you could just murder homeless people.

If they need to give you their soul willingly, "Give me your soul, or I'll castrate you" sounds like a faster approach.

Succubus in Interviews With Monster Girls don't eat souls. They just make guys really horny and a lot of them take advantage of it.

Stop ruining this, roastie.

You know it's true. You're asking for a lot of investment for a frankly pathetic payout.

Welcome to Veeky Forums

It got posted on /d/. You should be able to find it easily there.

>You're asking for a lot of investment for a frankly pathetic payout.
that's what she said

Generally, for a succubus to drain a soul it needs to have sex, or at least kiss, with the victim. So just stabbing them or something wouldn't work.

hold my hand

eww fag

I don't believe you

I honestly didn't expect /r9k/ to their circlejerk.

well, I have 12 souls that I got by offering Magic rares in exchange for souls. I'd have gotten more but the owner of the game store made me stop.

Should have gotten the owners soul first. Plan better.

I did.
I would say "hey, I have this card. You gimme your soul and I'll give you the card"
They said "Sounds good", we would shake hands and I'd give them the card, and they would wander off saying "sucker" under their breath/

oh, wait you meant the owner of the game shop. Nah, he was a marine, I know about them.

Then you know they'd be stupid enough to make that deal if you threw a crayon into the deal.

t. autismo prime

Same reason farm animals aren't

Source?

Thread name?

>give me your immortal soul and sentence yourself to oblivion or eternal agony or i'll visit very temporary physical harm on you that could probably be taken care of relatively easy since fucking magic exists
You'd be a pretty shit succubus and would probably be easily found by the first paladin/which hunter to come after you because soul-devouring abominations are SURPRISINGLY much easier to track when they don't use subterfuge and inhuman charm.

I lived in england for 3 years and I answered genuinely every time. "How do you do?" doesn't register as a greeting for me.
Get a better language faggot

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>Ass so good you nut your soul into it

>How much damage could a succubus do with a kissing booth?
Going by the level distribution NPCs apparently have? Barring a major city, likely total annihilation of the village

While that's all true, it's now got me think of a musclesuccubus who just goes around and mugs people, roughing them up and then forcefully kissing them, stealing their soul
.... actually, if she's in the habit of making it look like a robbery gone wrong or something, she could probably wrack up a pretty high kill count before anyone realizes what's going on

Found it
desuarchive.org/d/thread/7886422/#7891180

I gotta say these two pics got me to love the idea of a bratty voreccubus

Not a bad idea, though it seems a little to easy of a way to take someone's soul. Even Asmodeus has to trick you (as easy as it is for him) to willingly hand it over, kinda dumb your run off the mill demon can just go ''lol, *smooch*''.

Are Incubuses significantly different from Succubi in this manner?

>Going by the level distribution NPCs apparently have? Barring a major city, likely total annihilation of the village
You'd think people stop after the first dozen or so guys kissing her got reduced to soulless husks...

What I found amusing after googling the artist's gallery was somebody commenting "this came from one of the least lewd baords on Veeky Forums?". I don't really use other boards than Veeky Forums (except occasionally /h/ and /d/, but those are explicitly for porn so it's not really a fair comparison), but if Veeky Forums of all places counts as one of the LEAST lewd boards on Veeky Forums, how bad the rest of them are?

It kinda is, though I don't dislike the idea that a demon can literally steal a soul if there's enough of a power difference, makes when they get into the material plane that much greater of a threat
And as already noted, & , they're rare enough it's not a common threat but powerful enough that they could probably cause a huge amount of damage if not stopped even without soul drain

Also, to the nice drawfag who did these pics if you're here, I love your stuff and hope you do more

>You'd think people stop after the first dozen or so guys kissing her got reduced to soulless husks...
Charm person is a hell of a drug
>YFW you're the only peasant to make your save
>YFW she smugly grins at you as she devours the souls of everyone in your village
>YFW she decides you make a good pet anf forces you to travel with her as she moves onto the next

Tits are in like 1/2 the OP pics in most major boards, makes the complaints about cheesecake on Veeky Forums rather hilarious to me, people here bitch about a bit of eye candy when the rest of the site is happy to push the limits of what's SFW if possible

>I gotta say these two pics got me to love the idea of a bratty voreccubus
That kind of personality fits a vore character. I mean, you have to be pretty self-centered to consider eating other people to be ok.

Although I think I liked the original greentext, where she fails to ever convince anybody to let themselves get eater and get progressively more desperate and whiny, better. Even if the art wasn't as good.

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She is adorable either way

>Tits are in like 1/2 the OP pics in most major boards, makes the complaints about cheesecake on Veeky Forums rather hilarious to me, people here bitch about a bit of eye candy when the rest of the site is happy to push the limits of what's SFW if possible
Still, Veeky Forums is the board that seems to have a relatively large amount of discussion about lewd things, like various magical realm threads, and it's pretty much a running joke that you can't make a dragon thread without it devolving into vore at some point. The succubus thread that led to the picture in wasn't in any way unusual, as far as stuff on Veeky Forums goes, either.
On the contrast, on most other (non-porn) boards I've at most seen some cheesecake pictures, and fetish discussion seems to me lewder than just posting some half-naked anime girls in the OP.