A small child stands in the middle of the smoldering village

moeblob

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I want to get myrrhied to a dragon loli!

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murder

Kill yourself

>a small child
That's a giant cock.

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I think you owe her an apology

I crit autisticly

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Not the first time we've adopted a probable dragon-blood sorcerer. We shall raise this one, too, to praise the sun and amass GAINS.

Excitement

AN ILLUSION! I dispel it immediately!

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Detect evil, detect magic, dispel evil and good, banishment just in case. Then, give to the church.

Damn, I was about to post that.

Saikawa pls.

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The only correct answer.

user you JUST made this thread a couple days ago but trying to phrase it around "tropes you like." Stop.

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Have the techpriest and blank take a look at her. If both of them give her a clean bill of health, then Kill-Team Exterminatus just got a mascot.

>myrrhied
heh

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That's not Rydia.

Get the party ready for battle

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take to the local chapter of our party palidins chantry and allow for them to raise the child inn that gods teachings

roar

fpbp

fae is my daughter, she deserves to be brought to attention

If she's the only living being there, then she probably did it. Smite Evil.

Detect. Evil.

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Ignore and move on. No group is evil enough without being tryhard for me to go full monster and roll party van.

I also will have nothing to do with another fuckmothering "we adopted the kid!" mascot arc

What if it were a lost gnoll pup?

needs fae edit (unironicly)

The party would probably take her in

Not him, but that sounds freaking adorable

And you deserve to get your face punched in.

She can't be your daughter because she doesn't fucking exist

Actually him. Depends on the character
>Half elf conquest paladin: enslave the pup and make it my own personal Thrall analogue/envoy to the savage races
>Half-orc beserker/paladin: Full edgelord, stomp it
>Half-orc dex with guns fighter: Take it, name it something African and become the great white hunter
"Umumbubu, fetch me the Basilisk gun"

KILL MAIM BURN
no seriously, if the village is smoldering and some little shit is just standing in the middle of the devastation, I ain't taking no chances
How did it survive whatever torched the village?
Maybe it torched the village? Better safe than sorry, and better sorry for the kid than for my own hide.
meet you in hell kiddo

I remain convinced that this is a test of the most important MiB skill, the ability to make up plausible-sounding bullshit under pressure. J passed.

this, we're hunting a rogue psyker with shapeshifting abilities. the Emperor knows his own, I ain't worried about it.

kill yourself

Accept them in to the party because a PC clearly died last session and the DM wants to keep the ball rolling.

fun like hell, if she survived the mage's assault on the village and is unharmed, I don't want to be anywhere near her.

>Fun like hell

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i now this is old, but whats the story?

Well, if you wanted it that badly!

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Honestly kill her

She is either
>The villian, so kill her
>The DM NPC, so kill it.
>The ultra child savor of the story, so kill it because that's a shit story,
>Another PC, PC kill him until he stops his little girl fetish.

And end of discussion.

Order one of the cultists to grab her. Clearly they missed one. Fucking incompetent mortals, how am I supposed to run a warband without slave-labor? Ships don't run themselves you know.

What happens if she was a witness to the disaster who could have provided helpful information on what carried out the attack?

Came here to post this.

Based chickenposter

>The DM NPC, so kill it

You don't actually play any games, right? If you want to kill a DMPC, you might as well just grab a knife and stab your DM, because anything you try ingame will be a no-go

>>>/rude/

Unsheath thundercock

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Im astonished we missed one

play hide and seek
I start by hiding. for the next few days

*cute dragon noises*

Um...kid, that wasn't you, was it?

the smoldering village was Veeky Forums all along, every decent paladin would have smitten it right away

You know the answer.

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Purge the brat as well.
Must be as heretical as the rest of the lot you just purged, if not worse.

Hey , wants to have a word.

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If next village is closer than three days travel, take her there, if not, then poison her during night, so she sleeps away peacefully.
Why? Because we cannot do anything for her, and she wont survive out here.

PURGE THE WITCH!

The witch acts all motherly towards it and offers it a delicious home cooked meal and a place to sleep.

After feeding it a delicious stew made from the leftover bodies of the last people they killed, the witch tucks the child into bed. The bed is her cooking pot, and the child winds up as sweet jelly filled cookies.

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>a small child stands in front of the buring orphanage
wat do?

Gonna err on the side of plausible deniability and gracefully accept what's very obviously the sole survivor of this tremendous disaster as our new companion and protege.

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I like this kid.

Check if it pings as evil, proceed from there.

>the smoldering village was Veeky Forums all along, every deus vult paladin would have smitten it right away
Ftfy fag stick

I'm in love.

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now put her here
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So how does it work? Is tiff already shot and they just blame it on a random one of the recruits? Or do they actually wait for one of them to fuck up in one of the many tests and ask then?

There's only one option here.

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>You don't actually play any games, right? If you want to kill a DMPC, you might as well just grab a knife and stab your DM, because anything you try ingame will be a no-go
That's what we did until he learned.

Brilliant.

are there any more edits we should know about???