>you will never live in Middle-earth among wizards, elves, dwarves, hobbits, and other men standing alongside good and noble leaders and fighting evil
Just porn, tedious work and 70 years of decay.
You will never live in Middle-earth among wizards, elves, dwarves, hobbits...
Adrian Sanchez
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Jackson Reyes
This is a weird thread pitch OP. I don't think I would like to play games with you.
Nicholas Collins
Yup. Sucks, don't it?
Jace Powell
Does Gondor have wifi? Refrigeration? Formal schooling? Aeroplanes? Vaccines? Penicillin? Pizza? Central heating? Indoor plumbing? Toothpaste?
Brody Collins
That's why we have tabletop user.
Samuel Diaz
No, but it does have the house of healing where you can pretty much return from the edge of death given time. Elven bread is the best thing ever. You don't need aeroplanes because you ride a boat or horse everywhere. you dont need wifi because hot elven waifus. yeah. i choose gondor for about 9/10ths of its history.
Sebastian Parker
Honestly i would rather be a Guardsmen "yes really" fighting for the survival of mankind, knowing i will die for a worthy cause, and my soul going to rest with a God worth worshiping.
I already know I'm going to get lots comments, and bullying for this "that's not how that works!" and such, but whatever.
David Richardson
Eh, dying for a cause is better than just wasting away, honestly. Even as someone who's not really patriotic and honestly kind of hates people, I'd join the fight if humanity as a whole was in danger.
Michael Young
>knowing I will die for a worthy cause, going to a god worth worshipping
Michael Peterson
This so much
Landon Gutierrez
If you can't find a cause worth living for, you might as well try and find one worth dying for.
Benjamin Hill
>70 years of decay
At least that is something you can fix with a tree and a piece of rope.
Anthony Ward
What can I fix the other feels with?
Joshua Kelly
Don't care. I like being able to poop in toilets.
Isaiah Clark
Alcohol.
Anthony Powell
>you will never live in Middle-earth
Yeah, a lot of the time when I'm sitting around doing things I enjoy, I wish I was living in some nightmarish medieval world where there was no plumbing or electricity, the majority of people died by the age of thirty, and where even kings had a lower standard of life than I do now. If I was also in constant danger of being killed and eaten by orcs after watching them murder all my loved ones, that would make it even more exciting.
Jason Ortiz
Well, go join the police force. If you're even halfway serious about wanting to give your life in service to a noble cause, you'd be better at that job than most people who do it.
Justin Scott
Cameron Adams
the redpill here is that real life is falling to evil forces and barely anybody is even trying to fight it
Landon Taylor
completely and unironically agreed.
Blake Jackson
Stop denying life.
Dylan Rogers
Here's the thing: you won't get any of that. Given that you're posting in Veeky Forums, you're definitely in the lowe rung of the human social ladder in this world, so in Middle Earth, you would just be some peasant in the middle of nowhere with bad harvests and no marriage prospects.
Kevin Howard
its a hobby and supposed to be fun. if its depressing you, time to back away from the table for a time.
Cameron Lopez
Have people told you to fuck off from Veeky Forums with your pathetic oxygen thief whimpering about how society won't magically serve you up with an assigned wife and job that you have to shoehorn your pathetic mewling into Veeky Forums as well?
Neck yourself already or actually fucking engage and better yourself and circumstances.