>Leave deck in back pocket
>Concubine washes your pants in the washing machine
Who was in the wrong here?
Leave deck in back pocket
Bentley Clark
Sebastian Rivera
Any imbecile leaving their decks in pockets and not a card box deserves the fate their worthless painted cardboard gets.
Xavier Rivera
How many concubine threads a day do we get?
Xavier Hall
that would never happen in vintage
Charles Carter
Not sure, but I hereby propose to make some of them about concubines (male), to contribute both towards quota for concubine shitposting and quota for tranny shitposting.
Gavin Adams
everything is at fault
>getting gf in the first place
>washing your clothes with water
>not buying fake mtg cards because of better quality card stock
>not placing cards in water tight tripple sleeves
Jack Wright
>How many concubine threads a day do we get?
You simply take the number of replies the last thread got and add it to the number of days since the original OP (not this OP) first started spamming the threads to determine the total number of concubine threads that will appear on Veeky Forums before gookmoot nukes this board.
Note that the total is re-calculated each day.
Fuck off applesponge
Ayden Brown
She's a concubine, don't give your concubines crap; they already have to live with the fact that they're a concubine. “君子以妾而胜”;A Gentleman's success is thanks to his concubines.
Liam Bell
君子以妾而胜
君子得妾儿宠
是也!
Kayden Morales
Why is your concubine washing your pants and not your servant?
What are you?
Poor?
Maybe stop buying less cards and buy more oil, you idiot, I will have you taste my shoe if you come posting more stupid crap Muhammed.
Easton Parker
皇上 !
Levi James
You, you fucking retard.
Ethan Campbell
>leaving unsleeved deck in pockets
Enjoy those "lightly played" cards bro
Liam Butler
Don't call your mother a concubine.
Anthony Collins
How good are the fakes, though? Last time I cared to look, there were several obvious tells.
Can the new hologram be faked yet?
Not gonna ask where to buy, I'm a big boy who can google, but no amount of googling has answered those questions.
Cooper Turner
That depends. If you forgot to take the cards out, it's at least halfway on you. If you weren't planning on washing your pants, it's 100% on her. Because only a retard doesn't chect the pockets before washing clothes, especially for pants.
She probably didn't meant it, but no matter how your look at it, it's always partially on her. Check the fucking pockets.
How hard was I baited?
James Edwards
Benjamin Ramirez
Left my back window down once and destroyed about $250-300 worth of cards when it rained that day. Deck boxes came off the cards like i was peeling oranges. Sleeved cards were fucked too. Never played magic again, that was like 2011-2012ish.
Asher Russell
She obviously did it on purpose. Are we supposed to believe she doesn't check pockets? What if it was your phone, keys, or wallet? She knew they were there and washed it anyways. What does that tell you? She was jealous of the time or money you spend playing?
Jaxon Flores
Women aren't anything to be afraid of, bro. Most of them want to get laid just like you.
Isaac Russell
>playing Fagic: The Gaythering
That’s where you fucked up son.
Carson Davis
You were stupid to leave the cards in your pocket (or carry them in your pocket in the first place if they weren't at least in some sort of dexk box) but I'd say the fault ultimately lies on the concubine (which is a weirdly sexual thing to call your mom btw). You should always check pockets before putting something through the wash, whether it's your clothes or someone else's.
Nolan Bailey
If you cared about your cards this wouldn't have happened. You should remind your woman to check pockets before washing, but I can see how a woman might forget since they don't have a lot pockets. Give her a dicking as punishment anyway.
Jordan Bell
I second the motion, and amend it to include some bullshit edition wars, eclipse Phase /pol/ v /sjw/ garbage, and generic "I hate elves" bullshit.
Let's have a containment thread. Hell, let's have a containment board. Oh, wait, that's /trash/.
Nevermind. I withdraw the amendment.
Luke Hernandez
>When your mom is your concubine
Eli Harris
I’d be down for containing Concubines, Whores and bikini armor threads to Harem Generals.
Jaxon Collins
That's not how Fade works, you dolt.