How did no one see it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

The Whore Guild was actually the Assassin Guild all along

How did no one see it?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

They were too busy looking at their tits

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Cause the girls gave killer handjobs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lots of fucking user.

TechHater
TechHater

You... what?

There is no whore guild you fucking dumb shit.

You just met an assassin who made up an excuse to slip by you that anyone with an INT above 8 would have seen was bullshit. God, she must have been laughing all night at her good fortune to have come across such a stupid guard.

I am legitimately embarrassed on your behalf, OP.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

But she had a badge and everything.

Lunatick
Lunatick

The Whore Guild
Is that what your mother calls her little book club now?

Methnerd
Methnerd

It would make a lot more sense for the whores to form a guild than for assassins.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Everyone knows. No one cares.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

'Cause those thots are crazy. My uncle told me his buddy down at the pub's friend's boss once hit one of them. Straight up slap on the cheek. The coppers found his nose in the gutter and the rest of his head on his bedside table in his house the following day. From what i've heard they still haven't found all the body parts.

idontknow
idontknow

Post the whole image!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

whores don't form guilds, they form "houses" and they are usually run by a matriarch.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nobody wants to talk about the lethal STDs they picked up.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If you think that, its because you have no fucking idea what a guild does.

Whores don't need a guild, because its unskilled work that anyone can provide. Its too common a profession to control with a guild monopoly and there are no special tools or trade skills to pass down to gain a meaningful advantage.

Supergrass
Supergrass

matriarch

What is this?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Clearly you've never had a guild trained courtesan. The skills those girls learn are beyond anything a simple streetwalker is capable of.

likme
likme

Whores don't need a guild, because its unskilled work that anyone can provide.

Guilds help administrate a social safety net available to their members.
Whores lots of help in this regard.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

There is no whore guild
oh user..

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not him, but historically, a lot of brothels were run by middle-aged to older women, usually successful ex-prostitutes themselves.

King_Martha
King_Martha

found the assassin

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

We knew, we just didn't want to shut down the best brothel in town.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Like real life. Most dudes, like a crazy majority, think with their penis's and not their heads. It is a lot easier for girls to kill people then men for this very reason.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Most dudes, like a crazy majority, think with their penis's and not their heads.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This. There is a reason a proper courtesan can charge in the thousands for a single nights work, while a crack whore will do it for a crumbled up wad of ones.

While it is essentially the same action, the level of skill is VASTLY different.

For an example to another guild, anyone can stack stones together to make a wall. A proper mason can stack those stones so that they last for a thousand years or more, while Joe Average might be able to put something together well enough to make a shelter, one strong storm will bring it down.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Killing people via Syphilis isn't considered assassination.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Guild doesn't inherently mean monopoly, just a trade-oriented association or union.

There's plenty of reasons for low skill workers to organise, even if they don't go around racketeering.

WebTool
WebTool

Those are nice fucking armpits. Source?

MPmaster
MPmaster

unskilled work that anyone can provid
Kek.
Good luck making good bucks, you noob whore.
An escort can make more than 10 times what an "unskilled" whore can make. Making love is an art.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

A guild might also be responsible for setting a minimum level of quality in guild certified girls. Not just training but cleanliness, lack of disease, a proper location for the customers benefit and such. Alongside that they'd set higher minimum prices and take a cut, so girls would charge more, but there's no doubt they'd still get plenty of business from wealthy or discerning clients.

Techpill
Techpill

A cursory examination of history is all it takes dude. Wars have been fought over a nice pair of tits.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You've obviously never talked to a professional dominatrix to pick up tips for spicing up your sexlife!
There are lots of techniques and variations in bondage alone, but you'd probably consider that "just tying them up"!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

there is no whore guild
Someone's Mater lied to them...

hairygrape
hairygrape

While he is exaggerating a lot, men thinking of sex (as they are wont to when visiting brothels) tend to be more vulnerable than in the field.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Wait a second! That's an illegal whore guild!

Guards! Guards!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

implying he's wrong

iluvmen
iluvmen

having guilds in your setting

kys

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

guildshitposting
UGH

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If I had to guess I would say it's from a neo-classicist painting. Laurence Alma-Tadema is who my money's on.

t. Dedicated fapper to classical artwork.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Looks like it might be "A Fair Reflection" by John William Godward (1915)

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Evilember
Evilember

Literally everyone knew user
Its just assassins are in incredible physical shape
Those abs and asses are so damn firm they get AC bonuses
And surprisingly enough, a lot of female assassin armor doubles as BDSM gear

So how about you shut up, pay the lady, and don't get any of us killed

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FastChef
FastChef

illegal whore guild
whore guild
illegal
prostitution
illegal
I don't want to live wherever you come from

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

t. the village rapist

hairygrape
hairygrape

I hate guilds because I don't understand why private contractors would band together for financial security and strength in the competitive marketplace.
I have never read a history book so I think guilds are purely a trope of fantasy games
I hate fun and anyone who has it
All people should be broody loners with names like "Howl D'arkblood" and sit in the darkest corner of the tavern
I don't appreciate the story value of guilds
I hate things in general
Thats you

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the village rapist
wat

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

There's legal houses with everyone cool with because the women are protected, stay clean, and have a solid income to support their families.

Illegal houses are run by criminals and slavers with degenerates fundings! No one wants that!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I know history and guilds were mostly like a gentlemans club where people ate and drank. maybe you should read more history.

Evilember
Evilember

Ah, thank you for clarifying
Carry on then

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

also whores and thieves are the lowest shit you can be. no one likes a filthy whore or a thief.

FastChef
FastChef

Neo-Classicist as well then. Anyway good work, Detective user, another myster solved and another armpit restored to it's proper owner.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Why are you shitting on old Howl now? Guy's had a hard life, what with being orphaned so young and being raised by a ster master of dual wielding swords who he could never please no matter how hard he trained.

FastChef
FastChef

no one likes a filthy whore or a thief.

of course not, a filthy whore would get no customers, and guards would smell a filthy thief from a mile away. this is why the guild exists in the first place, to ensure good hygiene standards, among other things.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

From someone who has to have more than a cursory look at history for their job. Very few wars were fought over a pair of tits, they were fought over what the pair of tits represented, pride and inheritance mostly.

basically get your head out of your progressive arse.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not the guy you're responding to but that's a severe misreading of what guilds actually did in society. For example mason's guilds in england evaluated the progression of apprentices and journeymen and exercised quality control. They also ran what could be considered early pension funds for the widows and families of dead masons. They also divided work amongst the various masons in an area.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Its just assassins are in incredible physical shape
Those abs and asses are so damn firm they get AC bonuses
And surprisingly enough, a lot of female assassin armor doubles as BDSM gear

Be adventurer with a femdom fetish
Have a HUGE haul from your last adventure, more than you can hope to spend
Remember just how hot/dangerous the whore/assassin guild members are
Contact the 'whore's' guild
Give them a list what type of girl you'd like, the kinks you're into and a lump sum of money
Partially to pay their fee, partially to pay for them to set up your fantasy, and partially to order something of a hit out on yourself
Not to kill you, no
Instead you're paying them so somewhere, somewhen you'll be ambushed by an assassin way, WAY higher leveled than you
One who's been chiseled to perfection in beauty and lethality by opponents you can't even dream of fighting
And you'll lose, you'll lose badly, only to be captured and kept for a time as her boy toy, getting to experience all the fantasies you've dreamed of under her expert hands
And with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done

Firespawn
Firespawn

picrelated is your explanation

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JunkTop
JunkTop

no actual examples of whore' s guilds irl
really makes you think

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I mean, have you ever been to a Feminist convention?

Illusionz
Illusionz

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Bidwell
Bidwell

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Plenty of real life guilds
literally any conglomerate or trade union

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

u cheeky little dickwaffle

whereismyname
whereismyname

with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done
Oh me oh my...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

And with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done
Why?

I would also say why going through all that in the first place but lets just focus on that last line first.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I can't tewll if you're laughing at me or with me.

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TechHater
TechHater

So that he can do it all again, I assume.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why all of it
It's hot

Why that last bit
Makes it more of a surprise

Eh, maybe

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So he doesn't know it will happen to him dingus.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Whores aren't guild, whores are union.
whoring is the only profession where the apprentice would make more money than the used up and diseased full guild member
As a union, they collect dues and provide old-age benefits, retirement flophouses, insurance, healthcare, and band together for mutual protection or political action/resistance. Also a built-in means of keeping newbs at a lower tier and earning their way up.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

They didn't read enough scifi.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oh please, there’s plenty of examples of class whores being properly trained and operating in guilds. Geisha more or less stared out as classy and skilled hookers until their organizations realized they could charge without the sex. Point being, they’re are instances of schools, temples and “guilds” existing for hookers.

Inmate
Inmate

Geishas
No sex
If you have enough money, sex with a Geisha is always on the cards. The patron deals are basically exchanges for sex. Also, Geisha's virginities were auctioned off and I've never heard a convincing argument that they still aren't.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why?
So the femdom rape fantasy happens out of the blue and he is completely oblivious to the fact that he paid for it

Spamalot
Spamalot

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Methshot
Methshot

because its unskilled work that anyone can provide.
Its all about marketing user
have you never heard of an escort company?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

De-Degenerates! The lot of you!

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

its unskilled work
There are whores who are unskilled, it is not unskilled work. See the previous posts about geishas.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Degenerates
you know it user

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Oh dear!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Oh my sweet summer child...

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You were not here in the olden times, were you.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Geisha were a thing. Beautiful women, whores or otherwise, get in places most can't and people talk to them about things they shouldn't.

As for "no one seeing it". Well. It's kind of an open secret. But no one has figured out which are just whores and which are assassins as well as whores.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Bitch I been here since before WT snacks
I just roll with the times

RavySnake
RavySnake

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FastChef
FastChef

The king's royal palace inner chamber guard are beautiful assassins that are also his most trusted maids and courtesans
Theses women are dress in some of the most revealing silks dresses, leaving almost nothing to the imagination but yet they can still hide all kinds of small blades, blow darts, and slings (because why the hell not?) on them

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Supergrass
Supergrass

How did no one see it?
Because of the Assassin Guild that's operating in the same area. They were actually a guild of whores all along.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Whores actually being scheming Assassins
Huh. What fortuitous timing after just reading about that very thing.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Maybe he's not a degenerate?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm absolutely convinced you lot don't know what a guild is

viagrandad
viagrandad

It was somewhat uncommon historically

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

do this
Accidentally cit in the fight against them
She's beaten
Destroyed her armor completely
Had my mind wiped of what I ordered
Captured the assasin
[[[[[SPLIT POINT]]]]]
I accidently dom her because that's what I'd do if I captured an assasin domanatrix
After leveling for a bit I find her
She becomes new party member a few sessions later after words
I impressed her
[[[[good end]]]]

Bad end
Kill her
The guild is after me
destroy the guild since that would have granted me the xp to do it
GM's a cunt who gives ex only for kills and not rollplaying
Last member
She tells me that her sister was suposed to service me
See my contract
tfw

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SniperWish
SniperWish

... degenerate.
Because I know that there's more to it than hand-holding?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

those abs
Jesus, Brother Demetrius has been getting fucking jacked when I wasn't looking.

I'd smash like the Hulk, too.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/int/ finally delivers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Union pussy best pussy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Then who the fuck keeps shaking me down for slut guild dues?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Can there be a frienship between a pure virginal girl and a high class courtesan? Could they stand to learn anything from each other

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The Assassin Guild was actually the Whore Guild all along
I like it better this way around.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Minus the high class, there's something like that in the Discworld book Night Watch. It's got the friendship between a "seamstress" and an actual seamstress who moved in from out of town and now mends clothing for a fair price. Sometimes they get visitors who confused the sign outside and were looking for a seamstress instead of a "seamstress". Funny thing is, the seamstress makes a lot more money than the "seamstress".

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Of course she does, it's so hard to find an actual seamstress in Ankh-Morpork.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

sauce

cum2soon
cum2soon

Webcomic called I roved out. But I wouldn't bother, it looks pretty shit.
Also, protip, you can right click on an image, click on "copy image location" and then paste that into a google image search and it'll find source 90% of times for things like that.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I roved out sucks

w8t4u
w8t4u

The actual reason is because people inherently don't view women as dangerous or threatening.

JunkTop
JunkTop

underrated

viagrandad
viagrandad

The other terms are Madam or Procuress.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

In China prostitutes were employees of a member of the Brothelkeeper's Guild, and as such were considered under the protection of the guild itself.

So maybe you're just retarded?

Spamalot
Spamalot

No, no that's pretty spot on. Hell, works on women too.

Sex drive tends to kick logic out of the driver's seat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Assassin Guild
not the Ass2Assin Guild

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I try to stay away from poison.

Techpill
Techpill

what is the Illiad

w8t4u
w8t4u

He's been busy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Because they saw us coming.

Inmate
Inmate

This. Men legitimately do not feel threatened by females in any way, it's why they do make decent assassin's against male targets.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What the fuck is a whore guild? That would imply that they whores have unionized to protect their business against the depredations of the feudal overlords.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Accurate. Stadistics show that most men kill men. Most whites kill whites. Most blacks kill blacks. But women kill women and men at equal parts.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Probably just them pulling their resources to protect themselves from otherwise abusive clients

happy_sad
happy_sad

If you expect them to have sex with you just because you give them things, then I can see why you'd find them so offensive.

TechHater
TechHater

So, if you hire a girl for another guy how carefully do you have to word it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

dammit you're going to make me check up on I Roved Out

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

So how does one check a girls orifices for poisons without insulting her?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Carefully

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the Innocuous Guild was actually the Important Guild

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

be triggered elsewhere

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

A fantastical story

askme
askme

Everyone knew they offered the little death

WebTool
WebTool

With a finger or with a tongue?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes

Supergrass
Supergrass

thinking the matriarch makes less money than the apprentice
thinking the experienced slightly older women than the apprentice prostitute girl makes less than her

I don’t think you understand how these things work

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

90% of times

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Some people use tricks to fuck the search algorithm like cropping.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well someone had to do assassinations after the "actual" assassin's guild turned out to be a sting operation by the city watch

StonedTime
StonedTime

Guilds generally only exist for laborers or artisans with a marketable skill.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's more of a pimp's guild really.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dude, I admit it's quite true.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Fiction.

w8t4u
w8t4u

A guild protects you from fellow tradesmen within your profession and third parties.

A union protects labourers from their employers and paymasters.

SniperGod
SniperGod

impotent guild was really the important guild

MPmaster
MPmaster

Probably because being a prostitute would mean their marks would come back and pay more money. Not so much if you are prostitute/assasin and someone figures it out. It's all about the reputation.

WebTool
WebTool

Making love is an art.
That is entirely absent in what both whores and escorts do.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

All the innocuous guilds are actually a cover for serious shit
Nothing ever gets fucking done in the city because no one knows where to go to get the actual service you wanted

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The chinese aren’t human.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

t. butthurt mongol with a yurt full of poop

Emberburn
Emberburn

Anyone can provide it, but ur mum is certainly not unskilled.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

A woman, usually a mother or grandmother, who is pretty much “in charge” of a family. Contrast with “patriarch”. It’s pretty much impossible to not have kids and lead the family, because you clearly haven’t invested as much as your peers.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Found the guy ripe to be bamboozled by pretty saleswomen

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/thread

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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massdebater
massdebater

If you think there isn't an art to whoring that need be curated and maintained in order to be successful, you have absolutely no clue about how prostitution has worked at any particular point in human history.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I don't know why this went on past this post.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I don't have full collection but /int/ delivered plenty of times. It was the first place where I saw funny German jokes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Veeky Forums
That's why

Methnerd
Methnerd

This^^

We still wouldn't have known, if not for OP being such a large faggot.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Dominatrix's guild also runs the prisions

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

they have unions in several countries

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