Ancient god of the land has deemed you worthy of a wish

For the gods to keep out of his damned way.

He'd either wish for wealth for his guild, or for a new arm made of gold or something gaudy like that.

>Wish to be deemed worthy by all the other ancient gods
>Multiple wishes

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I wish to have sex with you

As many additional experience levels as I can get without upsetting the balance of the campaign, if we're getting free wishes from ancient gods I should be able to know how many this would be by now.

"I wish the night my wife died, that I had the strength to lift that wooden beam and pull her to safety."

Why not just wish to be as powerful as the hutts?

Damn right in the feels

MAID character
>I wish to know the Master's favorite animal.

RWBY hunter
>I would like my parents back... please.

Golem fighter
>I suppose you lack the power to send me home... Hm. Wisdom then. Wisdom to know my cohorts, and perhaps myself, so that I may support them in the trials to come.

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So what's source? Is it cute?

If he thought that far ahead he wouldn't be half a million credits in debt.

For that ancient goddess to marry me.

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flamethrower with infite fuel
the fuel is chlorine trifluoride
By the time they catch me, I will already be deemed worthy of a wish by the god of fire, the god of death, the god of war, etc etc etc
I'd use one of those wishes for a suit of armour that can survive chlorine trifluoride and the rest for hookers and blow. Then i'd live the rest of my life as the living avatar of the god of fiery rape and cocaine

To live in a world where everyday isn't a struggle to survive for 99% of the people who live there.

A good pair of boots.

I wish for the source of this image

To get off Veeky Forums. For good.

I wish for your freedom, genie!

You sound like an aspirant of the mighty Willy Pete.

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He's my biggest role model

Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san

It's about a Japanese salaryman getting a fluffy fox housekeeper whose tail he gets to fluff every time he comes back from work.

Danke.

>Big, dumb living freight train made of flesh and anger
A hug.

Shapeshifting on a molecular level.

Excalibur and its Scabbard

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This is way too cute and lewd and now I want a god to pamper me

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to take care of her son incase if she dies

that the deal he made with the devil to stay alive with his wife in undone and his soul is returned to him.

The legendary greatsword 'Death-scalibur'.

When you swing it, sick guitar riffs play, and when pointed to the sky, lightning strikes.

Other than that it's just a +1 greatsword I guess.

I wish my lord Melkor free at his full strength.

Immortality, but none of that gay monkey paw shit

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LOL, lil'bitch

To return to my quiet seaside village to live with my darling wife

To be rid of the nightmares so that he may be filled with the inspiration to make technologies that surpass magic

Guns are automatically added to every pre-gunpowder setting on Veeky Forums and the DMs can't do anything about it or refuse to play their settings anymore.

>her son incase
can't draw faces for shit

COMMAS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE THEM?

To preserve some evidence of his existence in perpetuity. After all - if you can't prove it ever existed, did it really?

"surprise me"

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Rid all of xeno scum of course.

You cut off the important part of the image

Fuck, my screenshot tool is messing up

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>Ghost warlock merchant
"I wish for lichdom, with each coin and piece of currency that passes by my hand becoming another phylactery."

>Fallen paladin
"I wish to see the Order that betrayed my trust crumble, and that those they have snubbed in their so-called piety rise in their place."

>Classic scholarly illusionist
"I want to see the truth. Even just a brief glimpse. I want to see the underlying nature of the world, to have a chance to reach out and honestly understand this damned art I've spent my life studying. My liege, can you show me the primal chaos? I accept anything that happens to me as a result."

That both her father was back to life and that Rava wasn't lying brain dead in a hospital bed.

Notice you don't detail what those wishes would be. Your true wish is to feel like you beat the system, and what you get for it isn't important to you.

To ensure prosperity and the God's blessings on her tribe and people

Sex after marriage obviously.

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My character wishes for me, the player, to be the little girl. Then I can play a wider variety of characters while living a better life.

I see you're quite enlightened

That's easy, user, you just need to get married.