Daily reminder that succubi are demons. Chaotic evil predators out to take your soul by force...

Once this thread grows bigger, you will see that I am vindicated.

I actually have a story about this where I was the only person in the party who thought it was a bad idea to bring a succubi along with us, even captured. Let me list out some of its special abilities:
>Suggestion, Greater Teleport, Charm Monster, Dominate Person, Detect Thoughts, Ethereal Jaunt.

These are not the kind of abilities you want a prisoner to have. I luckily had invested in a set of Dimensional Shackles, so at least greater teleport and ethereal jaunt were locked down. I then bound its hands/feet and kept a bag over its head so it couldn't get line of sight to cast spells on anyone. My party thought this was entirely unnecessary and that it could be reformed and just kept around. I disagreed and proceeded to put it in a cage just to be safe.

Needless to say I found later that one of the other PCs had nipped over for a visit in the night and had gotten himself dominated. He however did not have the keys to the shackles, only I did, so the succubi decided to bide her time to escape properly rather than make an attempt immediately. In the end 3 of the 5 of us became dominate person'd and profane gift'd.

In the end I just executed the succubi after having fought two of my party members. Good riddance I say. One of my fellow players was saying I shouldn't have killed her even then.

Robert, you're a retard.

I have never met a player un-genre-savvy enough to actual try fucking any of the honeypot monsters.

Lore-wise, the main thing I wish people would figure out is that "succubus defector" is different from "good succubus". 99% of the rogue ones are still evil, they've just realized that being a flunkie in hell sucks. And "oh but I'm a runaway slave" doesn't make them less evil.

I'm a fan of the Warcraft lore for succubi, in that they are completely yandere for their master

Same here.

>They're literally a single link away. Seriously, the sticky thread for "quests go on qst" is still sitting on the first page.
You should consider the fact that when we had quests on Veeky Forums, they were extremely popular and got a lot of replies, but as soon as they were banned on Veeky Forums, those same quests created by those same OPs started getting almost no replies. This indicates that there is a fundamental problem with having a separate board for quests.

No, it indicates that quests were fundamentally parasitic

>tfw writing an isekai story
>50% of the population is succubi
>40% elves
>10% undead slaves
>only humans are the main characters
>through genetic engineering via cross breeding, succubi are almost literally just humans but better looking
>still an underclass because elves are dicks
>keep succubi as pleasure slaves
>not to fuck, but because they have a rejuvenating effect on the mind
>an hours nap with one gives a full nights rest
I really need to write more, but DMing eats up my creative juices

They literally could have just adjusted the catalog to have a buffer for not quests. Like, the first 20 threads are only non quests. A quest getting bumped goes to thread spot 21

That would've required encoding a special thread tag just for quests that I don't think exists on any other board.

>Daily reminder that succubi are demons. Chaotic evil predators out to take your soul by force. They are essentially wild animals.

Wait what? I thought they were Fuck elementals.

Fuck is an element, right?

>doing this thing would have required work when we could instead neuter the entire community
We need that tag for generals anyways

Fuck elementals are penis balls

Quests were not "The Community", they were "The Interlopers." I left Veeky Forums because they had ruined the board, and it's infinitely better now.

No because someone posting a succubus in the thread doesn't prove your point.

I bet you say the same thing about fetish posters

>tits twice the size of ass
Disproportionate.

>No, it indicates that quests were fundamentally parasitic
If all Vampire-related threads had to go on a separate board away from Veeky Forums and that resulted in VtM threads losing 90% of their contributors, would that mean that VtM threads are parasitic and shouldn't be allowed to be on Veeky Forums?

I came to Veeky Forums in 2007 and started running a quest here in 2010. I don't know why you think questfags aren't "real" neckbears.

It's hard to resist a trap when the bait is so delicious

Maybe in your setting, fag. In mine, an immortal dick-ass wizard spent centuries modifying all succubi to be incapable of harming people through sex (though they still need sex to survive) and to have incurable Tomoko-tier social awkwardness.

reminder to not both "redeeming" demons

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Damn, so people have been pulling this "dindu nuffin" shitbsince forever.

In my setting succubi suck out your spell slots, not your soul

So anyone who wants to see the queen has to get paid by them repeatedly as an anti-magic countermeasure

God damn it I typed laid not paid

This is a horrible comparison.
Bear traps don't bait animals, they're hidden and the bear accidentally steps on it.

Are succubi going to be the new adventuring guilds/firearms/amazons?

>New
But seriously,
I do hope so

>going to be the new
>being so newfag you post shit like that

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Sauce pls

Deli

Stay mad parasites.

If you are a wizard and really want to forfeit your soul for an infernal waifu, have some ambition, just make a pact with a/the devil. You get a far better bang for your buck and beyond. A succubus can't give you power and wealth. A succubus is only good as long as you can overpower her. Not to mention, just beating the devil at poker or managing to hide for a night already makes you a folk tale hero for millenia. You would be the coolest guy in history showing up with capital E Evil on your arm, who you can literally fuck in the ass and do housework for you. You can be a mighty ruler and get seventy feet tall, muscular, half-demon, chad sons to carry your bloodline into eternity. No point in throwing all that away for some CR 4 fuckmeat.

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>Isekai story
>succubi are just hotter humans and not demons

fucking banish yourself. Distrusting

End your life please. Why would you remove their entire point? Just use tieflings or some shit if you want QT demon girls

This only means quests not good enough to stand on their own legs. I don't see why that's an argument to flood Veeky Forums with quests. If anything, that's an argument to take quests off this website altogether.

You didn't get to watch how one fucktarded "how would I run a MGE game" thread blossomed into a full-blown fucking general, perpetually stuck on the front page like a wart on your genitals?

Succubi and incubi are NE in 5e and are not demons but "fiends" in the general sense.

I don't just want qt demon girls, I want demon girls that need sex to live but are really bad at getting it. If they didn't need sex to survive, it wouldn't work.

yeah sure keep making excuses for your magical realm bullshit. I feel bad for anyone who ends up playing with you

Everyone who goes to /qst/ goes to talk. It's not that there's no audience for it, it's that the audience folds without convenience. Considering how immediately gratifying this site can be, the high bar for convenience isn't odd.

If quests hadn't been removed we'd have monster girl threads and quest threads shitting up the board rather than just one of the two.

Fuck, I don't want soycubi, I want proper hardcore sexdemons

What I don't understand is that with so many angels, fairies, mermaids, giants, and numerous other fantastics species to marry and make babies with, why on God's green Earth would anyone choose the soul stealing demon?

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because anime weaboo retards who dont think about anything else out of folklore only because succubuses are in their favourite animes

Because they have by far the most skill

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Curious that all the anti-quest posts were deleted.

Basically this. There's this one player in my group, who just couldn't understand that this succubus was absolutely stringing him along the entire time. When she ran off with the MacGuffin and left him to do, he just couldn't understand why it'd happened.

I think he only 'got it' when he saw her having an orgy with cultists later. He's STILL pissed off at me.

>justice and mercy are incompatible
This comic is retarded cuckservative-tier. Rehabilitation (making criminals better) and incapacitation (separating them from society) are the only criminal justice methods that should be used. Most of these retards who call for "justice" really want retribution. They want revenge. They want to add more suffering to the world. They want to punish criminals, and then throw them back into society to let them recidivate so they can punish them again. They don't think about the greater good for society. They just want to satisfy their emotional bloodlust, at the expense of the victims they claim to protect with their "justice."

The jury's decision in the comic is despicable, but that is irrelevant because they are a ham-fisted caricature, a ridiculous strawman that the author somehow fails to refute. Should criminals be held accountable for their actions? Yes. However, it is foolish to ignore extenuating circumstances, such as the environment the criminal grew up in.

Go ahead anons, rebut a single thing I said, but do it without an emotional appeal to """justice."""

>Rehabilitation (making criminals better)
There is no evidence for rehabilitating criminals.
>incapacitation (separating them from society)
Though ironically, you can deal with most problematic young men by shutting them away until they're 28.
Something to do with testosterone levels dropping off around 27.

>having mercy is bad
>you should never forgive others

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I can deal with "problematic" young men in 60 seconds. Noose around the neck, kick the bucket out from under them, SNAP, problem solved. No muss, no fuss, no 6 billion dollar trial, no fancy jew-talking lawyers, no emotional judges who hate the victim, no more problems.

Evil is sexy.

I do feel angels are underapprexiated, but centuries of sexual repression don’t make them a prime target to sex, or even romance.

People like you tend to be the aggressor, so good luck with that. Shooting up schools and killing innocents out of a delusional victim complex. Go bitch and moan about "jew lawyers" somewhere else, vermin. Society would be better off if violent apes like you were castrated.

I just want someone to help pay rent, if it's a demon who may take my soul by force, that's just the way the cookie crumbles tbqhwy

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>There is no evidence for rehabilitating criminals.
What a grossly broad and inaccurate statement. You realize there's many different ways to rehabilitate people, right? And most of them reduce recidivism a fuckton.

Thank God our society has at least advanced past this...

The taboo, of course. Same reason people like incest porn.

What it is is that we’ve privatized prisons, so our prisons want more prisoners to make money off of.

Also evert piece of evidence shows its both way more effectively and cheaper to focus on preventing crime rather than trying to punish crime. That and criminals are way more dissuaded from doing crime by thinking they won’t get away from it, rather than fear of punishment. These are the reasons the first modern police force was in fact formed in London.

Still totally fine with this.

Are all the innocents wrongly executed by the government acceptable losses then?

>that pic
the comic is literally about the opposite, morality is everything

People like you tend to be whining bitches who want bullshit like human rights respected for violent disgusting psycho criminals. And no, school shooters are BY FAR assosciated with the left and the far left, and nearly all of them are like you, you antifa treasonous coward bastard lying snake.

>associated with the left
Which is why school shooters are overwhelmingly right-wing men, gotcha. Your political rhetoric is all violent. You cry to kill jews, gays, and blacks without trial but will cry when others give you the same fate, hypocrite.

>quests were so great that I spend all day bitching about quests on Veeky Forums instead of going to /qst/
Reay makes you think

>talks about appeals to "justice" being appeals to emotion
>appeals to the idea of reducing suffering, itself emotional
>talks about Ditko's representation being a strawman which it is
>also uses a strawman
y tho

You are clearly someone who’s opinions I should respect. Tell me more about the lizard people.

I demand a source, and no, CTR talking points are not a source. You know as well as I do that all the school shooters were from the left and the far left, you just project your own guilt onto those you hate anyway and hope everyone believes you. I don't believe you.

I think the argument against the death penalty shouldn’t be about morality. It should be do you trust the state to execute you, and the often get the wrong guy.

Radical leftists don’t believe in the second ammendment. Ergo far-left shorters don’t exist.

>demand a source
You first, chimp. You claimed that shooters were left-wing before I claimed shooters were right-wing. You're a hypocrite and should be killed via hanging. In the same way you cry for others to be killed. Those who live by the day of the rope should die by it as well.

They'd be wild animals if they were True Neutral.

Exactly, the private prisons lobby for truth in sentencing laws, three strikes, tougher drug laws, etc. so they can get more people in prison. And then they turn out to be even LESS effective, safe, and affordable than traditional prisons.

I definitely support preventing crime, too.

Exactly, Blackstone's formulation.

>who want bullshit like human rights respected for violent disgusting criminals
>bullshit like human rights
Uh, yeah. Is this bait?
>school shooters are BY FAR associated with the left
The user you're responding to said nothing about political ideology, just aggression and anger (which you demonstrate plenty of).
>antifa treasonous coward bastard lying snake
Wew.

Yeah, you're right, I did appeal to emotion. I guess I should say don't ONLY appeal to emotion, have some other argument too. Where did I use a strawman?

This. I'm always baffled by conservatives who support the death penalty. They always warn us about the dangers of government corruption, too much central power, and the importance of citizens defending themselves from the government, but then they want of give the state the right to fucking kill people.

The Fort Hood, Colorado and Connecticut shooters were all Democrat voters, weren't they? Some of Seung-Hui Cho's online activity would also suggest being at least anti-Republican. I might be wrong on some of this but Cruz and the militia nutjobs make the ratio something around 50/50.

Perhaps not a direct strawman, but certainly spending more time talking about "emotional bloodlust" and making assumptions about the writer as a person than was needed.
>Most of these retards who call for "justice" really want retribution. They want revenge. They want to add more suffering to the world. They want to punish criminals, and then throw them back into society to let them recidivate so they can punish them again. They don't think about the greater good for society. They just want to satisfy their emotional bloodlust, at the expense of the victims they claim to protect with their "justice."

What it is is the right doesn’t mean any of it. It’s why a child milestor can run as the family values candidate and 98% of the white evangelicals will cite for him.

When they talk about government overreach they mean government overreach on the left. It’s why under previous governments they derided attempts to curb the intelligence agencies powers as being soft on crime and treasonous, but when they investigate trump are trying to discredit them themselves.

It’s tribalism- everything their tribe (conservative white men) does is right and justified. Everything their enemy does (the left) is villainous and evil. The actions themselves don’t matter, only who the tribe is. It’s why Donald Trump can hijack the republican agenda and insult anyone who doesn’t fall in line, and conservatives fall in line.

Rafael Cruz (and presumably his father) is Republican.

You sound mad as fuck, bitch. You can't even allow the POSSIBILITY of someone disagreeing with you without threatening death and mayhem on them.

So you're saying the columbine school shooters weren't both registered democrats?

That the weather underground wasn't communist terrorists?

That violent bomb throwing antifa don't exist?

Or is it just that you don't give a fuck as long as it's your side doing the violence and killing?

F minus on morality there, lying snake bastard.

Look all I’m saying is that there are fine people on both sides, on both sides.

People who's ideology is based around 'fuck the constitution up its dead white male slave holding ass and fuck the cracker ass second amendment' are "fine people"?

No bitch. Fuck you. gtfo.

Generally they haven't maxxed out the Sex skill. Pretty simple.

Now my solution is pretty simple. Succubi and incubi are there, but they're not after the sex (or at least, not really anymore than angels). Sex doesn't corrupt anyone, barring peculiar religions. Happy sex is a fucking (ahem) good thing, you might as well posit a god/aspect of related to that.

Succubi are after BAD relationships and desires. They're there to make you want the wrong person, hating what you like, and whatsoever.

Here, a succubus at work in the mind of a NPC: youtu.be/-NP-RsRGzVo

You heard it here first folks- Donald Trumps a bitch.

Yeah, because he knows who the problem is and he won't send tanks to rake your families with machine guns and flatten your neighborhoods.

Their not wrong. James Madison IS dead.

So is there such a thing as a moral liberal? Should they be allowed to vote? Or are you interested in how the mechanics of a one party system would work?

If you hate the constitution so god damn much you're okay with it being shredded and used for toilet paper, why don't you just go back to whatever #shithole you came from, buddy boy?

You mean Alexandria Virginia?

Yeah, like I said, the shithole you were shit out of.

I wish, just once, someone would walk into a mosque and open fire. It's hard to believe that hasn't happened yet.

Can I ask you something- can you chill? I get it this are emotional topics you feel very strong about. But getting this emotional on the internet isn’t very productive. If you want to be productive, there are several better options; you can get involved with politics, pushing for policies you think will benefit everyone. Heck maybe even run yourself. You could also try to see eye-to-eye with your opposition. See what drives them, what makes them think that their positions are the correct one, so you know where they are coming from, and then hopefully bring them about to your position.

Dude if you look that up you’ll find dozens of cases.

Yeah, but none where it counts. Or, why hasn't a French militia gone on a refugee-killing spree? I know my aunt, who runs a bakery, pours bleach on all the bread thrown away so they can't scavenge there.

Why? I mean that’s psychotic. I mean legitimately. Even if you believe the ‘refugees are terrorists’ memes you are turning yourself into a discount version of the punisher.

Like seriously all y’all are crazy. If any of you genuinely believed the crap you spout you’d join the army and go to Afghanistan where your enemies would be armed.