Fortune favours the faithfull

This is a happy day.
Allways rember it.

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PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

>we have pulled out thumbs out now plz do not give money to the 20 companies who beats us to the punch

Fortune favors the good and the kind. Always remember that even if you don’t want to be good out of a sense of right and wrong or a feeling of duty, you actually have a vested and selfish interest in being good. What goes around really does come around.

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can somebody please tell me that sisters of meme is anything except waifu shit for lulz?

I mean. I'm buying an army of them when they come out.

Yeah, people are only pretending to like things you don't like.
As a joke.

Games Workshop is literally treating it like a joke, saying they're doing it "for realz" and having a meme teaser for it.

Clearly this is some ancient long running joke, so what makes them actually cool? So far I just see lewds and autism around them

I see, it's all a big prank.
You bastards!

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Consider hanging yourself.

In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there is only scare or frigten
Forget the promise of happy day to rember, for so much has been lost, never to be rembered again

Sisters is a good army and only needs to be waifushit if you want it to.
Would you waifu an angry, xenophobic, violent, dogmatic nun? Normal people would say no
If you wouldn't, would you give said nun a bolter, a flamer, a melta, a chainsword and tell her to kill the enemies of her god?If you answered yes, then play sisters
You can also tie her up to the fetish penitent engine, have her ascend into daemon-princessness as a big-titted living saint, have her molest altar boys, and all other things the regular modern day nun wouldn't even understand, but it only needs to be waifushit if you want it to.

Now all they need to do is not fuck it up and reduce them to an army only fit to be allied with.

N-No. Itsn ot true what you are saying! It has to be real this time!

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>the board needs payraises, and we're already forcing the redshirts to pay to work for us

BIG SORORITAS TIDDIES RIGHT IN MY 2019

I'll give the SoBs and ecclesiarchy credit where it is due, at least they don't rape younger members of the same sex.
Do wonder how many Vandire got pregnant

Yea bro I love spending hundreds of dollars on things I secretly hate (as a joke lol)

They used to be a joke because no one bought them, because the 80's were all about big jacked muscle dudes. But over the last 30 years people have started wanting badass girls too, so here we are

Why do they all have white hair anyway?

They don't. Only a single order has that but it's easy to remember and tends to be used as poster girls, just like UM.

They've got a lot of different hair colors, but I've heard it mentioned that some Sisters get rejuv treatments to prolong their combat effectiveness, and a good deal of them, especially Canonesses, can push beyond 200 Terran Standard years old.

A singular order of them has white hair, and it's a dye job.

>altar boys
Only choir girls. Keeps the women focused and the chance of accidents zero.

It's not rape, it's seduction. Or induction. Goodness knows that every Sister has been quite intimate with a number of other Sisters when she was a Novitiate.

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GOD DAMN IT FUCK, I DON'T WANT PLASTIC SISTERS. Now there's no point to all the hard conversion work I did making my army thus far and it's killing my enthusiasm to keep working on what I still have to get done.....FUCK.

O ye of little faith, see now the folly of false idols.

But I actually am sorry to hear of that. It always sucks when a project does tits-up like that.

It's just I rrally liked the army, I didn't even know about the meme until I started coming here for advice I'd just played the vidya and read some books and I liked them. I took the lack of a current range as a challenge, it actually made me more enthusiastic cause I had the chance to do something unique and cool in my mind, and I was really enjoying it, but this kind of gutted me. I was just about to start on my next batch of conversions and get the parts I needed, and now i don't know if I'll do it. I mean yeah I'll finish before 2019, and yeah my army would still be unique since mine would be conversions, but it just kind of saps my will

Honestly there's gonna be a million armies of the generic figs. Customs and conversions are the most interesting part of the hobby to me anyhow.

Your custom army will still be badass and custom. Stay the course

>GW admits that they have been taking forever to make plastic sisters
Ha

Thanks guys. Honestly I'm just worrused mine will end up looking like shit comparatively. I'm honestly still pretty new to the hobby. I think they look pretty good, but im a bit biased. It would just suck to go through all the effort and then hold mine up next to the official sculpt at the end of the day and feel like I'd made shit.

Did they mention they'd also take us through the process of army design with updates as the Sisters of Battle move forward?

Part of me thinks it's an attempt to humble us by showing how much work goes into their process, while part suspects they're also going to be gauging community feedback to help direct the design. Another part of me suspects that Sisters of Battle are unfavorable in the eyes of the guys making the decisions in management, and these combined decisions are an attempt to both appease them by allowing room for accomodation while also selling it to management as new means of community engagement.

>effort that goes into design

Never forget that there was a leaked Bretonnian design document in preparation for an new army book, as a basis for artists and graphic designers when it came time to invent new units and redesign old ones. The Bretonnian forum used to have a thread on it, but I'm fucked if I know where a link is now.

Too bad the update they got after all this time, was AoS

This is a test of your devotion. Are you going to fail it?

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Celestian Varity, I hope you're still alive.

I hope they come with plenty of helmets because fuck painting faces and girls with their face obscured is one of my fetishes

Plus SoB just have really cool helmets.

Some saint died and had white hair, so they do it to honor her.

Man why the fuck did I search twitter to see what people were saying about Sisters of Battle getting a release

So many fucking hot takes about how they should be safe and not self-flagellating and have less gothy armor and shit. Niggas, shut the fuck up.

Painting faces is super hard, but thankfully I think their helmets look better anyways so I'll go out of my way to make sure they all have them.

>he thinks it's any better here

post them you shitflinger

Watch makeup tutorials and suddenly painting faces isn't such a massive fucking chore
Female faces that is
My dudes still look like unholy abortions and since I don't play SoB, I won't get the chance to test my waifu painting skills, but yeah makeup tutorials are great for this shit

Forgive them, they know not what they do

The only redeeming factor was seeing an actual female player tell the performative whiner to STFU. Can you fucking imagine, though, horrible mutant men space marines and daemons and religious tyranny beyond human imagining and then some fucking squeaky clean unoppressed effectively feminist Sisters?

Nope.jpg. I want my girls fucked-up.

>twitter
Your own damn fault. Stay away from that cesspool of undiluted cancer.

inb4 repentia get pariah'd

>been thinking about starting 40k again
>tfw only really wanted a AS army
>tfw models were too expensive and shit looking
>on a whimm, just read up on them on 1d4chan
>see that they got announced today
time to spend money friends!!!!

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>tfw all my friends were giving me shit for not starting SoB
Let's see, I'd heard
>"The metal models aren't THAT bad, user!"
>"Why don't you just buy third party! GW is never going to update the official range!"
>"Even if GW wanted to make sisters, the stockholders wouldn't let them since there isn't a market for them!"
>"Celestine was important to the GS storyline, she's just a fluke from a broken clock of a company!"
>"Triumverate of the Imperium was carried by Cawl, not by Celestine! That's the only reason it sold well!"
>"Celestine only sold well because WAACfags buy anything overpowered!"
>"The new Canoness model only sold well because Blanche, not because it's new SoB!"
>"Just kitbash your own from [models that look nothing like SoB] to make [models that look nothing like SoB]!"
>"Just make your own out of greenstuff!"
Feels good seeing my patience pay off. Fortune favors the faithful, anons.

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Their gothic aesthetic is one of the best things about Sisters of Battle. The setting pushes their gothic aesthetic but rarely is it so exemplified outside of SoB.

And we could use a bit more of the Imperial Cult like Repentia to show how deep and crazy devotion to the Emperor can go, and it also can grant you literal miracle powers if you're fanatical enough.

>Feels good seeing my patience pay off. Fortune favors the faithful, anons.
Now cut off boobplayes from your picture

>Now cut off boobplayes from your picture
Nyet. Big converted tiddies right in my face all day erry day.

Only when Blood Angels stop having pecplates.

Are the new models going to be huge compared to the old ones? What should I do with all my metal Sisters now?

>he is going to pay extra price to convert flat chested tumblrinas

Sell them online before the price drops to the bottom.

There's always a grog that prefers old metals.

If you're buying from GW, you probably aren't too smart with your money in the first place.

>What should I do with all my metal Sisters now?
Make them into statues for terrain.

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Then use a scalpel and give them battle scars, there is nothing stopping you from making them look however you want

Repentia could do with having the BDSM themes toned down though. Leave that shit to the Adarki Aeldari.

Start a successor order for your old army and paint all the new stuff with a different colour scheme

Chaos Sisters when?

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Well they're the product of the same schooling system that produces Scions and Commissars, so yeah, they should be maximum fucked-up even without the addition of massive amounts of religious fanaticism they receive from the Sororitas themselves.

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>vocal minority of fat nerds (who did not buy anything from GW in the last 10 years) want plastic sisters
>GW finally releases them
>massive flop

Can't wait for Sisters without boob armor

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Fuck off

die instantly

Well, hope they don't fuck it up. It seems obvious to me that guardettes shouldn't have boob plate, while the SoB definitely should.

>you think you want it, but you don't

But Inquisitor Greyfax has boob plate
What the fuck are they talking about

>What the fuck are they talking about
It's just a generic "I understand your grievances but kindly fuck right off" response you'd get from any self-respecting business. Anons who think their response is an omen of literally anything are autists who can't into subtext and reading between the lions.
Not to say that GW isn't trying to make lines for family-friendly, but still. They aren't going to completely axe iconic parts of the army just to appease SJWs.

>"I understand your grievances but kindly fuck right off"
Sure thing

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Are the space marines husbandos ? And i'm talking about the more crazy fanatic ones, not the actually level-headed ones like nuSmurf.

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Why do all space marines have blue armor ?

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It's called playing the fiddle. They actually don't care at all what anyone thinks but you have to pretend to care thanks to the Internet. And yes greyfax has boob plate, so does celestine, and so will the new SoB. They'll be sexy too

>greyfax
>celestine
>sexy
Also, there also were no more boobplate since Fall of Cadia

>watch make-up tutorials.

But y tho? I'm not a masochist user.

Because female humans literally paint their face everyday and makes most of their social status on how pretty they are.

The actual part relevant for the hobby is called contouring. Pic related.

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>they literally just released an army of half-naked, hyper sexualized women with boobplates
You could almost accuse GW of intentionally trolling those booty befuddled activist types.

>half-naked, hyper sexualized women with boobplates

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>I'll prove anons point, that'll show him!

>calling this hyper sexualized
>new models doesn't have boobplates

>GW releases boobplate sisters
>uptight self-appointed moral guardians rage

>GW releases regular armor sisters
>uptight neckbeard grognards rage

I'd almost call it win-win, if Veeky Forums weren't gonna be flooded with shit either way.

I'll play a hundred more games with you than the fucker with an all primaris ultramarine army.

>literally wearing a bikini and thigh-high leather boots brandishing a whip
>straight up fetish gear is not hyper-sexualised
>new models don't have boob plates
>except they totally do
Come on user, making yourself look like a complete retard isn't trolling.

>>literally wearing a bikini and thigh-high leather boots brandishing a whip
Only old witches.
>>straight up fetish gear is not hyper-sexualised
Again
>1519660193007.png
>hyper sexualised
>>except they totally do
>monoboob chest plate copied from female marines

What if I have an all Primaris Imperial Fists army?

I need to know what I should play to be worthy of setting up my army men across from yours.

Yo for real the Witch Hunter codex did not make Repentias look sexualized. It made them look like horribly maimed fanatics.

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>monoboob plate is not boobplate
>literally bare ass cheeks on the flying witches are not hyper-sexualized
Holy shit nigger do they literally need to be pornographic to be hyper-sexualised in your world?
2/10 made me reply

>>monoboob plate is not boobplate
Yep
>>literally bare ass cheeks on the flying witches are not hyper-sexualized
>fat bellys
>fat faces
>literally Dark Eldar-tier proportions
>sexualized

That pic is just the community team's usual kind of comments designed to get people to shut up, like how they 'pass ideas along'.

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I hope that the release isn't ruined by SJW nonsense. I will probably just buy recasts either way as the price is sure to be as high as their more recent releases.

Nailed it. Each side of this so-called 'culture war' is comprised of utter cunts desu.

>we have heard your complaints and are discussing them in our meetings
Based English gentlemen telling people to stick it up their ass

>Based English gentlemen telling people to stick it up their ass
>while releasing bodypositive seraphims

That entails going out of your way, doesn't it? To do things time and decay will simply undo. Someday there'll be no proof that there ever was a world here, or any people living in it. Effectively, it never existed at all. Like when your favorite character is retconned out of a series. If that's all we have to look forward to, are we really doing anything right now? Is anyone really benefitting? None of this is canon, you know. If that sounds callous, complain to the author. If we're all getting written out of continuity, some hack is behind it, right?

to be fair they look fucking great