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>no link to prev thread
Why are people so incompetent at making new threads

first for scionanons worldwide

also the previous thread isnt anywhere near 10th page, this is a bit early

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At least he included a title this time.

40k will be nogged up and gw will bleed money and fans until they collapse like all other leftist pushes in hobby and games circles, enjoy

nth for the countdown to xeno extinction.

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First for Sisters of Burkas

>Why are covens so bad sub-edition
Hoping Pain Engines get a buff or some kind of support, I want an excuse to get more.

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>trading "plastic sisters when" bitching for "sisters are going to be shit" bitching
there's going to be like a full fucking year of this, isn't there

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first for Adarki Aeldari leaks

sobfags like women are eternal complainers

All year every year, user.

Deathwatch aborts alien gods and doesn't afraid of anything

Extra faggot points for not including the slashes in /40kg/.

you say your racist but then you go and post Roots like we wouldn't know

>implying you don't come here for senseless bitching about everything warhammer

Why pretend?

But seriously I hope dark ekdar get multiple ways to fuck around with pfp and combat drugs either through kabal tactics or stratagems or both. That and a bike or hoverboard hq are all i want.

Artel's doing Tallarns now. Is it my imagination or is he drifting towards heroic scale?

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I guess i choose the right time to get into Harlequins..

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Were there not supposed to be a FAQ after the live-stream yesterday?

That's not tallarns you autistic fuck

>That and a bike or hoverboard hq are all i want
That or a Scourge one. Preferably generic rather than a named character.

>[–]Aaron_Dembski-Bowden 412 points 11 hours ago*
I could write, like, a million words on this, and it would still never cover it. And I've already done 200,000 published words about it.

>tl;dr-- The Daemon Primarchs are, ultimately, no longer autonomous entities. They're part of their respective gods, having surrendered their free will for the sake of power (or having been deceived into thinking they could master Chaos; which is why their stories are tragedies-- Everyone that thinks they've got a handle on Chaos are deluding themselves or being deluded). They've largely ascended beyond mortal concerns (and have acquired serious limitations in the process, most notably about being unable to manifest for long in the material universe) and are now very, very powerful pawns in the Great Game.

>Maybe they care deeply about what they've lost. Maybe they're wrapped up in their own maddening power. Maybe their mindset changes minute after minute, day after day. Sometimes they're aware enough to see how far they've fallen. Sometimes they think they're the best baddies they can be. Whatever you like. No wrong answer.

>What does matter, I think, is one crucial element. Being a Daemon Prince (even a Daemon Primarch) is as much a prison sentence as a promotion. They may not acknowledge that, but the truth underpinning all of this is simple: Chaos never gives you enough. It always wants more from you. You almost, almost get what you want, Chaos makes you work for it, makes you believe you're going to get it... But no, nope, just one more step. Go on. Do it. Just one more step...

>I think that's one of the things that makes Chaos so interesting. Not because they're right (It's 40K, everyone is some degree of wrong; that's the point) but because they're wrong in such believable, tormented ways. And often completely blind to how misled or deluded they are.


Chaos conformed for the wrong/stupid/you got tricked choice the oldschool players always told you it was.

Rumour has it from people who saw the new codex said that pain engines specifically are much better now.

>mixed Primaris squads and xeno (or worse, army specific) stratagems
I've been waiting for an update so long and the preview couldn't kill my boner faster.

>suddenly 40kg likes adb

>troopers dressed for cold weather
>Tallarn
what did he mean by this?

You could almost substitute every single instance of chaos and demon in that text with Necrons, biotransferance and C'than and it would read the same.

What unit / character / model do you think best represents DOOMGUY, taking into account fluff & crunch

Valhallans, my mistake.

Is there any alternative to simple black on Tau suit/vehicle parts that would be silver on, say, a dread? I know metallics don't really show much on their schemes but I'm wondering about alternatives. Maybe Incubi Darkness/sybarite green?

Oh come on- can't there be one actual thing in Chaos that isn't unmitigated suck?

I think it's pretty nice for the normies. Sure, they have a high mortality rate, but no higher than in the imperium, and they've got more freedom.

Why would there be?

It’s coming after adepticon

Grey Knights Purifier

>Man Tau commanders got so buffed in the codex wtf they really need to buff other HQs in because of this
>How did they buff them?
>They got like a billion new wargears and stratagems bro they op
So going from index to codex means you can't get stratagems anymore?
Also what billion new wargear is he talking about? I don't play T'au and we dont have one in our group

I use leadbelcher with multiple heavy nuln oil costs

Any ideas how much the new knight may cost?

777

hopefully between 400-600 points, with the other knights getting a cost reduction

if they dont its going to be a dead codex on arrival

sorry, should have been more specific.
I meant moneywise.

Plague Knight confirmed

Alright, we already got the Ravager back in Chapter Approved, any prediction on how the other relics will work ?

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oh probably £85-£95? maybe

What I want
>reroll aura for incubi
>reroll aura on shooting from Archon
>deep striking Talos and vehicles
>some kind of 7th ed night shield stratagem to protect vehicles from long range weapon like mother fucking lascanon

Probably a 160 bucks USD

I dont see them getting a point reduction, you can fit 4 fitted knights into a 2k list whic his pretty fucking decent. I suspect the big knight is gonna be 600 points, while normal knights are gonna stay the same, and the mini knights we already got a point leak on.

Right now im planning for a list of
1 big knight
2 knights,
2 mini knights.
Thinking i might get a FW knight as well but not sure.

>WTF i love chaos and ADB now

Sourse for this?

HAHAH DISREGARD THIS, I SUCK COCK

Imperial Knight codex from 7th edition.

my fav thing to do in 7th was to have my warlord charge into a group then declare a challenge because he was a character :3

>Deals with demons are bad

News at 11. Thanks ADB for confirming bad guys as bad.

Those guys look way too historical for 40k.

Blessed by nurgle, literal immortality.
Chosen of slaneesh, always chase your next high.
>It's not ALL good, but it is a farcry from unmitigated suck.

>SOB squatted when?!

I want 5th edition night shields back. They used to cut 6" from the opponents weapons range when firing upon a vehicle with night shields. Also wracks that are more durable than regular eldar schmucks. Also talos ap-4. Also pls no -1 to hit.

>58659123
Good

++ Battalion Detachment +3CP (Imperium - Astra Militarum) [89 PL, 1515pts] ++

+ No Force Org Slot +

Regimental Doctrine: Cadian

+ HQ +

Company Commander [2 PL, 30pts]: Chainsword, Display Astra Militarum Orders, Grand Strategist, Laspistol, The Laurels of Command, Warlord

Tank Commander [12 PL, 197pts]: Heavy Bolter
. Command Battle Tank: Battle Cannon

+ Troops +

Infantry Squad [3 PL, 45pts]
. 8x Guardsman
. Guardsman w/ Vox-caster: Vox-caster
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad [3 PL, 45pts]
. 8x Guardsman
. Guardsman w/ Vox-caster: Vox-caster
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad [3 PL, 60pts]
. 7x Guardsman
. Heavy Weapon Team: Missile launcher
. Sergeant: Laspistol

Infantry Squad [3 PL, 45pts]
. 7x Guardsman
. Heavy Weapon Team: Mortar
. Sergeant: Laspistol

+ Elites +

Command Squad [2 PL, 39pts]
. Veteran: Lasgun
. Veteran: Lasgun
. Veteran w/ Medi-pack: Lasgun, Medi-pack
. Veteran w/ Vox-caster: Lasgun, Vox-caster

+ Heavy Support +

Heavy Weapons Squad [3 PL, 58pts]
. Heavy Weapon Team: Autocannon
. Heavy Weapon Team: Heavy bolter
. Heavy Weapon Team: Lascannon

Hydras [14 PL, 216pts]
. Hydra: Heavy Bolter
. Hydra: Heavy Bolter

Leman Russ Battle Tanks [30 PL, 519pts]
. Leman Russ Battle Tank: Battle Cannon, Heavy Bolter, Heavy Bolters
. Leman Russ Executioner: Heavy Bolter, Plasma Cannons, Turret-mounted Executioner Plasma Cannon
. Leman Russ Exterminator: Heavy Bolter, Heavy Bolters, Turret-mounted Exterminator Autocannon

+ Flyer +

Valkyrie [8 PL, 168pts]
. Valkyrie: 2x Multiple Rocket Pods, Lascannon
. . 2x Heavy Bolters: 2x Heavy bolter

+ Dedicated Transport +

Chimera [6 PL, 93pts]: Heavy Bolter, Multi-laser

++ Total: [89 PL, 1515pts]
Haven't played in a while, any tips anons?

Those are some seriously chunky hands. Don't even look like gloves.

what are the ork gang doing for the next few months fellas?

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Yup. I particularly enjoyed that with my Knight-Lancer.

>40kg is a single entity

>endless suffering
Not really going to do anything.

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Crunchwise? Solitaire, unless there some guy with a shotgun running 20" somewhere in the rules. Coldstar

White. Sounds crazy I know, but I have black armour on white mechanics (joints, struts, etc...)

surely there's something out there for us atm

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fuck the codexless depression is setting in

>Also wracks that are more durable than regular eldar schmucks.

What? They're T4 with a 5++ save and can be T5 with a Haemonculus nearby.

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I figure if I keep painting my boys at least I'll be ready to roll when the Codex drops, right?

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Always Straken.

Has a pump action shotgun, Plasma Pistol, he's tougher than a normal human at T4, he's Strength 7 and he can one punch a Primaris Marine, he can move 6+D6 then order himself to move 6+D6 again so he can move up to 24 inches, and he re-rolls wounds against Monsters in the fight phase. The only thing that's not so Doomguy is that he barks orders and cares about his men in fluff. But I could see people just following Doomguy's example and doing what he does.

It takes 6 bolter shots from a marine to kill a t3 4+ model with -1 to hit. It takes 5,25 bolter shots to kill a wrack. Wracks just aren't good at anything.

that's not good

He's also always best for DOOMGUY because he buffs his men in CC, and there's no better way to represent Berserk Packs being handed out like candy to the UAC marines.

Until GW changes the names of the regiments for copyright reasons

Can this haemonculus join the depression club?

Comparing the changing of a brand name of plastic dudes (Dark Eldar to Drukhari) to the forced changing of a slave's name is definitely the kinda thing that'd be frowned upon. It's like when Tau players say that they feel like they're black because of all the hate and biggotry that they put up with at the FLGS and here.

Sure thing carnac, you aren't fooling anyone

Also this.

You're forgetting about the full year of screeching for/against black sisters.

it's a joke

i love those blues man

That's a mighty old post you're bitching about

What's it like being a humorless faggot? What stops you from just ending your joyless existence?

>At a Waac tourny
>Army is not near a competitive but I have poured hundreds of hours into painting my guys to beyond table top standard so I feel I have a good shot at the lowly award of Best Painted army.
>Lose more games than I win, as expected but generally receive nice compliments on my Blood Angels.
>Winners are being announced, we get to the Best Painted Army...
>The guy who sent his army to some Eastern European country to get painted by professionals won.
>I grievance this to the organisers saying that there is nothing wrong with getting your paint jobs commissioned but why give painting awards to players who payed someone else to do it when there are players who put a lot of effort into their painting.
>Get told not to be a sore loser and just try harder next year.

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>best painted army award
>not best painted army by yourself award

How could this have happened!?

Disgusting. I thought they exempted people from the Best Painted Army award if they had them commissioned.

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So this is going to be a SoB thread till they are released?

Best time line ever!

Yeah, definitely. That's why Battlefront 2 failed, and why The Division is making a strong comeback, and why the Marvel Movies are exploding in popularity, and why DnD 5e keeps drawing in new players, and on and on and on :)

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yeah, but you'd actually have to WATCH roots to get the joke, right?

Most tournaments have rules in place against that kind of stuff, since it's bad for the community, and in a way plagiarizing the commission artists work unless explicitly stated it was on commission, bring it up with the T/O next time before the judging
>I paint a a commission level
>people always accuse me of having my stuff commission painted when I show it off as my own
>I get dirty looks at our local painting competitions
>life is suffering

god damn it, that pic

You think there is a such a thing as porn miniatures? I wouldn't mind painting porn miniatures so much..

Wait, I thought we were due some kind of big FAQ?
I know it won't feature big changes to index armies but it's all I have to look forward to atm.

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that'd be one way to keep kids out of your store.

Welcome to Veeky Forums.

I started following some jap painters on twitter, and the shit they paint is kinda close.

Some do, but problem is how do you know for sure with a lot of them?

Wait did i misss something? Did orks already get a book?

Hah you will have to wait to until next edition to get a new Codex for Orks, that's allways been the way with them, Orks only get Codexes every 3rd edition.