Planeswalker with big-ass tiddies WHEN

Not gonna lie. i like the OP one.

Political correctness is making art ugly. All art, not just MTG.

Why not? She's awesome.

Oh wow, another strong black woman Planeswalker... Great...

Once upon a time, user.

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Why can't they recognize the middle ground? Having them not be cowtits but are still carried confidently and shit.

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Making women that are appealing to men is objectification. They must look ugly, angry, and bitchy

She's stil cute, least she aint got a fucked up face

Agreed, but I still want boobs.

Because I want more characters to actually give a shit about instead of WOTC ruining them.

Realistic representation for many of them.

Nigger what?

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CHOCOLATE MILKIES

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That looks fucking stupid.

Real women don't have big ass tiddies and WotC don't want to alienate their target audience.

I agree. Only good part is the huge boobs.

>shirt is sad panda
I wonder whether that's intentional

Plenty of them pre-nuWalkers, lad. Try looking into the non-shit lore sometime.

They want to sell Magic to men in their 30's and 40's, the guys with the big wallets that also encourage their children to play. They want to sell Magic to women, to an audience that isn't traditionally affiliated with nerd hobbies. They want to sell Magic all over the world, to China and India, to countries where the public is generally more conservative.
The lowest common denominator for all these groups are women with small, carefully hidden breasts. The age of big ass tiddies is over and never coming back.

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Meanwhile, here is what is supposed to be a fucking male nerd

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Well you see user, women have decided that sexy men are okay because men like them too.

Yeah, sexy male nerds are perfect as self-insert power fantasies.

Who the fuck looks at Jace and fantasizes about looking like him? Male power fantasies are much more about status and power than aesthetics

Do women project that much?

Yes. Women are not objective about their own opinions.

Is that a planeswalker? Didn't we already had 5 "women of color" as planeswalker over this single year? The one from Kaladesh, Samut from Amonkhet, the one from Fiora that phases through walls, the one from Ixalan.. Oh wait no, that's the fifth. Really? That seem absurd.

>another poc
>half her hair is white for some reason
>stupidly overdesigned bow
>MUH SPIRIT ARROWS
>eyes and gems glowing in the dark, perfect for furtivity as an archer/scout
That's some retarded design choices alright.*
Also we barely escaped a graphic knot with the bow and the branch on wich the panther is standing, but that's still pretty clumsy composition-wise.

WotC has openly admitted they are pushing out female walkers to balance the ratio of male to female walkers.

Remember the Boros Guildmage? That's a nice boob window she has there. Shame about the face though.

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I always liked her. I thought she was cute. Like the hair too.

Elspeth and Thalia are most attractive to me overall though.
Gisela and Aegis Angel and a few others like them are up there too.

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>reeeee the imaginary wizards don't all look exactly like me

Idk Nahiri (both of the planeswalker arts) is pretty decent....

WotC's female planeswalkers

>hysterical overemotional girl
>angry black women, one of them literally a criminal
>psycho ex-girlfriend
>shrinking violet afraid of everything
>manipulative bitch who uses sex as a weapon

Wow, why does such a progressive company only uses stereotypes of women for their female characters?

Because if you don't use stereotypes you are whitewashing their culture. It's lose lose with SJWs.

That's not the point, fucker. Don't you think it's eery that 100% of the new walkers introduced over the 3 last blocs fit the same archetype? Nothing's ringing?

>yet another shitty MUH SJWs bait thread

He looks wrong without a hood.

100%? I wasn't aware that male minotaurs were 'Women of Colour'.

Oh yeah, forgot about that one guy. Fine, tone it down to 80%. Four positive female poc and one evil "fire-out-of-my-head" minotaure dude. Everything looks fine, guess i was overreacting.

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>100% of the new walkers introduced over the 3 last blocs fit the same archetype
oh yes, totally. huatli, dovin, angrath, and samut are all the same archetype, yes

>positive female poc
So wait, being female + not being a certain skin color + being a protagonist is a character archetype now?
>angrath
>evil
Nigga just wants to see his kids again fampai.

Fuck this bitch I want crazy mountain man Garruk back

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Makes sense, considering they're 50% of the population, and Planeswalking doesn't require a gene seed or some retarded 40k shit.

Impractical proportions for an archer.

Ah that's better.

Yes thanks for demonstrating the point user.

>Nigga just wants to see his kids again fampai.
Yeah and Nahiri just wanted to avenge her plane. Doesn't make her less of a cunt.
Strong female protagonist of color kinda do, no? And most of them are impulsive hotheads with STRONG BELIEFS. At least if you want them to swarm our tables so much put some in the villains category.
>Dovin
Ah, indeed, i fucked up again. Completely forgot about that guy. I kinda liked him to boot.
If i wanted to be a hypocrite (and i guess i do), i could add to that that the only two males are inhumans characters (vedalken and minotaur) wich, while it's a good thing, isn't shared by their females counterparts. What do we have, as non-human female walkers? Kiora as a merfolk and a few elves that's it? But i guess showing skin color diversity is more important than fantasy races in a fantasy setting.
Also, those two guys are villains. With understandable motives yes, but still villains, or at least antagonists.

>They want to sell Magic to men in their 30's and 40's,
Those men don't care
>They want to sell Magic to women, to an audience that isn't traditionally affiliated with nerd hobbies.
Women don't care. Those that genuinely want in, don't give a shit about tits
>They want to sell Magic all over the world, to China and India,
Chinese appreciate beauty. Look at the last star wars film. Chief complaint from the chinese was that the cast was "too ugly" to be taken seriously as heroes.
Indians are one of the most perverted groups of people on the planet...

She wasn't introduced this set but a female gorgon planeswalker was a major part of it as a semi-villain protagonist (She was working for Bolos, which puts her as villain even if she wasn't happy with it).

>What do we have, as non-human female walkers?

Vraska has snake hair and her face definitely is at least as non-human as Kiora's.

>Strong female protagonist of color kinda do, no?
So are all white men the same character?
>And most of them are impulsive hotheads with STRONG BELIEFS.
Ah yes, Huatli and Saheeli, the known impulsive hotheads. Face it -- Samut is the only person who fits your description.
>showing skin color diversity is more important than fantasy races in a fantasy setting
pic related

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It just occurred to me but has there ever been a celt inspired planeswalker? I can't think of a single redheaded man or woman of literal, actual color in any art anywhere, let alone planeswalker art.

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Freyalise sort of counts, I guess.

but both of those drawings in your picture are accurate...

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE REDHEADS WOTC? I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

Sorry, chandra is the only redhead planeswalker allowed. She has fifteen more cards designed and ready to go.

Was there any chimpout about Chandra being a pale redhead despite coming from Not India?

You know there's actual porn online, right? You don't need to jerk off to some tiny pictures on cards.

>poc poc poc

...But she's white. What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>What do we have, as non-human female walkers?

We actually have far more non-human walkers than we did back in the day.

Don’t worry. /pol/-tards genuinely believe If your ranger who spends all waking hours outside isn’t pasty and pale then they’re not white.

>OP has never heard of Lily of the Veil

Why do the mods let a butthurt /pol/tard that has clearly never played this game, and has no interest in it beyond trying to raise a personal army, make so many fucking threads?

Letting OP level autism continue is how boards slide into /v/ levels of degeneracy. /pol/ and /v/ exist to keep these people away from board like Veeky Forums. The fact that they're now exporting shitposting by template shows that those containment boards have failed in their purpose and need to be rolled back into /b/.

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Not enough really. Apparently mud skin and black hair can make Caucasian babies in most people’s minds.

Yep, both actual indians and actual redheads are annoyed about Chandra. She's yet another insulting, technically-very-racist-but-you'll get-in-an-argument-for-saying-so redheaded fem fatale caricature that insults redheaded women while providing them with a false role model that is overly sexualized. In addition to this she is somehow Indian, implying a variety of weird insults to Indian women based on their caste system, and the unfortunate history therein. She is both whitewashing their culture and insulting the natural beauty of their women.

So yes. Everyone except a few moon cultists who want to burn down the world are pissed about 'Chandra.'

Lilly of the veil was like 6 years ago. It’s not an accurate representation of the modern game. Kiora is the closest we’ve come in recent years.

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>everyone is white, goyim.
Fuck of wotc. Fix the cards.

Look, this thread was clearly never about jizzing on a Planeswalker card. It's about politics.

>>/lgbt/

Alba gu braith, idiot.

But this walker literally looks like a tanned white person. Mediterranean at worse.

Brown plank.

South-european here. Fuck off, no one's buying your crap.

Also,
>forest with both wolves and panthers
Sure it can happen but it still feel highly improbable. Nothing work about this design at all.
Ironically, the fact that she's got a modest chest is probably the best deisgn choice since it would hinder her archery if she was really well endowed.

She has a lore snippet that says she stores the souls of creatures she’s encountered in her bow. They’re not wild.

>forest with both wolves and panthers

Bruh, the Jungle Book.

I guess you're not white, then.

Those are actually pretty nice tiddies.

If you're Italian then you're a nigger and if you're Greek you're a roach.

user is probably Greek or something. So no, he's not 'white' since that really only refers to Europeans; saxons, celts, and germanics, and user has his own neato culture instead.

>white
>culture

Your pigmentation is not a culture.

Race very much is, but I think you're trying to derail in bad faith.

Why no redheaded role models of either gender WotC? Why did you allow the cards to warp? Why are you focusing on digital platforms while allowing your physical game to stagnate into oblivion?

>Why no redheaded role models

WotC probably think Chandra is a good role model.

>muh arbitrary phenotypical descriptions
Who fucking cares

Chandra is a pretty good role model for my dick.

>WotC probably think Chandra is a good role model.
No they know what they're doing.

Promoting some chick in R&D's shitty self-insert?

French on the south coast. We're usually not added to the south european shitshow, but culturally it's still kind of close.
And I'm white. Ardennais from my father and Polish from my mother. My skin has an olive-tone depending on the seasons, but nothing as drastic as that. And Im a hiking fag.
What an original character.
>Sure it can happen but it still feel highly improbable
Especially in a more tempered environment.
>the author is making Chandra use the slang that that girl from the other service always spout to catch her attention
Kek, could see it happening.

Doesn't Elaine Chase write her dialogue?

She's basically just a more inclusive, boring version of Garruk. Crossing my fingers for a cringey ecofeminist diatribe or two.

No idea who that is, that's just how she came across to me. The writing is pretty fanfic-tier, and she was the worst of it.

Hot planeswalkers with big ass tiddies are allowed in open minded, diverse societies. We do not live in an open minded, diverse society. We live in a society full of hateful, bigoted, censor enforcing, quota fuelled, fascist, racist and sexist SJWs who demand we march goose step to a single homogeneous train of thought.

>le generic strong woman pw that gas absolutely 0 relevance for the plot outside of her own plane for the 5th block in a row
Fun facts: 4 of those were black, also 4 of those green aligned. I'm not even a /pol/tard, just pick 2 and have them stick around

And yet, look at this face. . .

>have Lili go back to Dominaria to bring forth the Veil subplot
>fucking Garruk isn't there
I can't believe they did this fuck