Things you would say to your DM, but not your girlfriend

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Things you would say to your DM, but not your girlfriend.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Alright, I braved those rancid tunnels and perhaps contracted a dozen diseases in the process. Where's my reward?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sorry I can't make it tonight, I have a date

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

We could try sodomy with a pine cone.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm gonna spend the night at the brothel

girlDog
girlDog

I don't care what you say, I'm throwing a bag of dicks at it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You know I am into feats

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Penetration is to be practiced liberally.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I appreciate all the hard work you do.

askme
askme

"I'll be role-playing as a twelve year old girl."

Playboyize
Playboyize

Man I wish we could do this more than once a week

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

"If I make this stealth check can I stick it in the rear?"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Aww man we gotta start planning at least 4 hours long sessions

Snarelure
Snarelure

I love you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Grease your little cornhole, I'm going in.

FastChef
FastChef

Fuck, I read the question backwards

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I roll to seduce.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

im gonna seduce the waitress

likme
likme

What THAT GUY secretly does when no one is around.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Makes who’s turn is it anyway threads on Veeky Forums.

massdebater
massdebater

complains about quantum ogres on Veeky Forums

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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Emberburn
Emberburn

goes on Veeky Forums and starts That Guy threads with stories about his own behavior, which he only engaged in to begin with so that he could post about it

King_Martha
King_Martha

You are special to me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anyone else do this?

viagrandad
viagrandad

"I love you."

StonedTime
StonedTime

Perfect.

Supergrass
Supergrass

takes all the glasses off of their coasters

whereismyname
whereismyname

Goes on Veeky Forums and writes his party experiences from someone else's perspective to see if he really is That Guy. Ignores the responses if he doesn't like the result

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm going to look for a strong man.

Draws penises on the map on roll20 when no one is logged on.

eGremlin
eGremlin

well, at least you were better than the last one.
bang's the DM then her sister

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Underrated

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You're really irreplaceable

Soft_member
Soft_member

“I actually like listening to your stories.”

WebTool
WebTool

full HD 1080p KEK.png

5mileys
5mileys

My animal companion would be PERFECT for this.

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Techpill
Techpill

*whose. Ass.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Huh, maybe I'm really a dick.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

questionable resolution mechanics for a quedtionable homebrew

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WebTool
WebTool

everyone involved in a conflict punches the table until blood is drawn. The first player to bleed wins

whereismyname
whereismyname

Spbp

cum2soon
cum2soon

Your + to hit is determined by the amount of shots you take immediately before the roll

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Simple dice check. The caveat though is that if you fail, every member of the party describes the degree and effect of your failure. The DM picks the worst outcome and awards the describing player XP.