“It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

“It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” -Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Have you considered the karmic price of your avarice? This unrestrained greed will be your downfall

Doesn't mean it's impossible.

>wanting to share heaven with stinky hippies and Charlie Manson archetypes
fuck you'reself

It's because heaven is a mindstate that exists without the ego

So you're saying there's a chance

Well living dirt poor and wagecucking 12h/day for mr.scheckel isnt going to get me to kingdom of heaven either

If i buy enough FUN and make it, then maeby i can someday dedicate my life to find out what jesus was all about without beign too tired to care after long work days under shitty boss

what defines rich? biz can just money pool and pay to have our own heaven, we will have casinos run with FUN even have daimond streets for the pajeets to shit in, shill me your heaven

Literally this.

Living in the western world, we are allready filthy rich compared to 80 or more percent of the world popoulation.
Therefore our chances were allready low.

Though I of course hope that being a decent human being might raise my chances.

There are no pajeets in my heaven

Most robots in the western world as so full of shit, and you can't even kick their ass in the streets or the robot police show up, reeeeeeeeee

Liquify the camel.

>dissolve a camel into liquid
not that hard apparently if you think for more than a second. Just like with earning money

>hope that being a decent human being might raise my chances
It won’t. Only faith in our lord and savior Jesus Christ can save your soul my friend.

>faith over beign a decent human beign

Can you be more retarded, did jesus teach people to be good human beign or to worship him ?

>religion in 2018
kek

If I never cash out I don’t have to pay the heaventax you stupid brainlet

>it's bad to be successful and threaten our masters
it's quite literally a scam to keep people poor and submissive

Turn the camel into a gas

I just want to be a rich Catholic instead of a poor one.

>Catholic
user, I...

I'm trying to make enough money to sort my future out, rebel against the greedy corporations with even greedier seniors, help pay off family matters which would bring peace of mind to my family, and ultimately make those around me happy. To work would mean to support the greedy corporations whilst deteriorating your health depending on the job. I would rather live a sustainable NEET life at home and create projects/resources I work on during my free time to close people rather than perform repetitive work to others who would merely seek to "use" me as a worker to further their own success.

The Lord is absolutely right, however to be rich does not mean to be greedy. Our modern times allow us the luxury of acquiring wealth through many new and innovative ways such as the recent crypto boom that may ultimately drive away the centralised corporations from taking value away from us and towards them.

why does the bible sound like the communist manifesto half the time? why did we end with up a religion so cucked?

Crypto was actually foretold in revelations
See the section on the destruction of babylon

Fuck that Jewish cuck. Our actual gods wanted us to be mighty representations of their divine selfs.

"camel" is a Greek misspelling; kamêlos (camel) was written in place of kamilos, meaning "rope" or "cable".

Also, this.

What’s wrong with being a Catholic?

>Unironically worshiping a Jew that only cared about Jews
Wow user. You're so wise.

>even have daimond streets for the pajeets to shit in


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