Tfw you realize you have greater odds of turning 10k into a million this year through online chuck e cheese tokens than...

>tfw you realize you have greater odds of turning 10k into a million this year through online chuck e cheese tokens than you do getting a gf

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You wish you looked like him
fat ass

who hurt you

>get a gf. always be broke
>make a million. fuck dime whores at your whim

sell your bags & kys

I turned 20k into 100k in four months. Why do you think it's hard to turn 100k into millions. I just have to ride the shitcoins to like 500k and then park into the solid steady big boys like ETH and BTC to take me to millions.

Put 10k into magnalis pre ico and wait until July

easiest 10x of all time

kekked
where do I find it?

Post proof or you're just another eternal LARPing faggot.
Fag.

magnalis.network
shit will hit $10 minimum when it gets to exchanges in July. it’s a guaranteed.

thanks nigger I'll check it out

Idk about you user but most people on this board would literally start vomiting if they saw a $20,000 loss in an hour, and panic sell at the bottom instead of waiting for the rebound.

One thing I'm thankful for in crypto is that it's given me much more resiliency when it comes to downturns.

The people who "need" their coins to moon usually end up losing.
"I PUT ALL MY SAVINGS INTO TRON WTF IS HAPPENING"
"I PUT MY DAD'S CANCER MONEY INTO BANCOR WHY IS IT CRASHING"
"I PUT MY RENT MONEY INTO BITCOIN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO"
"I MORTGAGED MY HOUSE TO BUY CHAINLINK HOW WILL I TELL MY WIFE"

etc etc ad infinitum

It's the same as it is everywhere else: soon as you don't need it, it comes to you.

I turned 1k into 9k via tron

It happened within a week. It still feels surreal.

got a gf recently
it's okay but a bit annoying since im depressed and she's hella horny all the time

At least I have millions of dollars to spend on prostitutes.

Don't care about your shilling w/o a picture.
If you're a LARPing fag who doesn't provide pics your mom and pet will both die in their sleep.

is this supposed to make me sad?

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY HELP ME MOMMY I LOST EVERYTHING IM POOR NOW MOMMY

Tell me (a noob) how to get rich off this? I only have a few hundred dollars :(

Sorry about your losses dude. If it makes you feel any better it's only worth 7.5k now and I just cashed. Going to put 5k into bat and use the rest for a needed computer upgrade.

Best any of us can hope for is to become the Gatsby.

>online chuck e cheese tokens