His ethereum transfer is delayed. pump it

>he took out a second loan on his house and sold his fiancee's engagement ring. Flash Crash it

>he saw a moon coming and was signing in to binance to remove his sell order. pump it to fill his order and beyond

>He almost made it. Activate plan X. Tell his mother I'm sorry.

>Bitcoin is pumping and all the alts are dipping. DDOS all exchanges.

>Crab-16.
give a new fag a rundown, what's a crab 16?

>He's bankrupt and in debt $100,000. Commence operation dethrone-bitcoin.

>It's about to moon on KuCoin, activate the login blocker

I kek'd

>he did X. do Y

Someome please explain to me what is going on ITT so I can find this more funny than it already is.

This PnD group is growing so fast, it's unreal

discord dot gg/6ddqFHd

>He bought in at 100 sats. Murder the dev team.

>Disable the transactions.

>It's mooning. Make him fail the Binance puzzle.

>he found his way to the secret club from reddit. dont let him in on it

>Crash it so that he has more time to accumulate. Perfect. Pump it. Lil pump. Yeuh. Yeuh. Yeuh. Ayy.

I think you mean that you want a quick rundown my friend.

>He fell asleep. Transfer his remaining btc to the dogewallet.

>His sell order is about to get filled at 10x, crash it

Here's a quick rundown.
youtube.com/watch?v=4K-_sMq6xFc

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>His position is too good. Trigger his stoploss before mooning.

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>He's trying to move fiat from coinbase. Suspend his account for security reasons.

>He bought at ATH. Give it the RDD treatment.

>he closed the bittrex tab. make him login again. with new device confirmation.

>hes busy trying to verify his identity on coinbase for the hundredth penis inspection verification this year, pump everything while he is trying to get in and failing to verify because he doesnt match up to last weeks size

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is that Peele, from Key and Peele?

fucking kek

>he's trying to get in at 70 sats, DDOS the only exchanges it's available on

Lmao
Gods work user

I understood that reference.

there's always tomorrow, lad.

>Pump total crypto market cap to 10t then dump it all and burst bubble before tomorrow.

>activate a full lockdown of all blockchaining for 72 hours
>deploy SEAL Team Omega.

ok. yes. dump when he gets in

WOW MONSTER ATE THE IMAGE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

On the real though, something spooky is happening with ETH. gives me vibes reminiscent of when bitcoin became super backlogged - and then suddenly went on a mega bull run

Never heard of these guys before. Can I get a slow walk up?

God damn it my sides

Winklevoss twins, two early adopters who became filthy rich with BTC (they own 100k BTC) and sold of 10% to pay for plastic surgery to make their faces more aerodynamic. The sell-off is what caused the dip from 5k to 3k.

fucking kek

oh my lord i cant breathe

Credits to some user who posted something similar 3 weeks ago and made me spill coffee on my laptop.

>he just read the whitepaper, is fully convinced this project will dominate 2018, and invested. dump it.

>he just logged out. outbid him by .000001

What a fucking incredible game this was. I remember playing this as a young fag lad over 12 years ago

Is this true? I know of them (i.e. have seen them on the chins) but I didn't know this about them, I can't fucking breathe, god

>coinbase
Wanted to get in for 2 weeks, ended up joining Bitpanda. I could get in and start buying that very day. Coinbase is shit, yo

Yes it’s 100% true also they own 50% of COSS

This fucking timeline, man.

What the hell is wrong with this guy's face?

As much as you like to meme on the Winklevoss Twins, these guys have one of the better exchanges out there (Gemini).

50% each

They have reached human perfection, your feeble unevolved human brain can't comprehend it yet.

>Sir, he's calling again, why won't you answer?

because I only answer if it says Winklevoss. Any schmuck can get a picture of one of the Winklevoss' and slap a random name to it.