Hey anons, I’ve got 5 figures in crypto, and I want to cash out a couple thousand. I have a close friend who has fallen on hard times, and he badly needs a laptop. I want to buy him one with a bit of my crypto earnings, though I haven’t found a way to withdraw BTC or any other crypto for USD without going through a bank or some other identity-dependent gateway. LocalBitcoins doesn’t have many options. I’ve made so many crypto trades that my taxes aren’t in order, and I was planning on sorting them out when I have enough money to hire an accountant to compile everything for me. So I would prefer to do this under the table until I get that sorted.
So my question is, does anybody know of a way to anonymously exchange $2K worth of crypto for cash or a Best Buy / Apple Store gift card? If not, would $2K being moved to my bank from Coinbase sic the IRS dogs on me? Thanks
Oliver Reyes
Bamp
Luis Rogers
I'll sell you a decent laptop, user for straight crypto.
It's a Clevo P650RE3 with a 6700HQ, 8GB RAM, and a 970M. All adult owned and it's been wrapped in a laptop skin since day 1 so it's virtually flawless.
Jack Brown
Sell a bitcoin on craigslist for like 1-2k discount in person cash. Meet at a Starbucks, use your fucking head dude.
Gabriel Jenkins
Oh and depending where you live you may have to drive a couple of hours.
Kayden Lewis
Just get one from Newegg, they take bitcoinz.
Jackson Allen
Nice dubs btw. I was thinking 750 with priority shipping and insurance within CONUS. Might be a bit more if you're outside the U.S.
Joseph Sanchez
Appreciate the offer, but I’m getting him a Mac. He’s not tech-savvy but owns an iPhone and he will find a MBP much easier to get used to as a first laptop.
I’ll look into this and see if craigslist crypto exchanges are common in my area
Robert Jones
bitflur.com bro
Aaron Torres
Damn, would love to offload this thing for crypto. Local bitcoins is your best best on remaining truly user from the tax man.
Ayden King
purse.io
Isaiah Peterson
>Appreciate the offer, but I’m getting him a Mac.
Is your friend terminally retarded? That's the only justification for the mac pricepoints.
Camden Robinson
Crypto to Amazon? Does Amazon stock Apple?
Lincoln Moore
Just check overstock, pretty sure you can get a MacBook and pay with Bitcoin.
Dominic Russell
????????
what?? Thats potentially the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Nolan Reed
buy him one with btc on Newegg noob
Jack Smith
and getting tracked by DHS
Jeremiah Bell
He wants to do something nice for his friend, don't get autistic over what you like over what works for normies.
Joshua Thompson
How are you niggers making gains in crypto and still sticking by shitty plastic PCs? Why wouldn’t you get a Mac if you could afford it? It can dual-boot with your cancerous Windows or self-compiled Gentoo if he ever cared to get that involved with it. I appreciate all the tips though
Nathan James
this is bait
Cameron Brooks
>metal is a good laptop material I agree, it is bait
Benjamin Mitchell
II’ll walk it back—if he was interested in PC gaming I would not look at a Mac. But it’s a no-brainer if the price is feasible for you and you’re already partially integrated in the Apple ecosystem
Jayden Thompson
wrong. he's right. autistic neets are too self centered and stupid to realize this.
Adrian Ortiz
>friend is so poor he can't take care of himself >Owns an iPhone and only uses luxury fashion computers
Andrew Adams
t. never owned a macbook
I just run distros off mine, there's literally no better laptop hardware experience.
Lucas Scott
Buy gold and resell it.
Ian Morales
>mac All sympathy for your friend down the drain
John Phillips
What's wrong with osx though? It's more reliable than the other options.
Alexander Kelly
have you used a mac recently? shits gone downhill.
I have one and its been collecting dust in the corner
buying a mac because someone uses an iphone is stupid
Hunter Garcia
buy him a cheap car and tell him to get a job
Jason Bennett
...
Juan Richardson
Have a hackintosh and manage a few at work. They're doing okay.
I agree that things have taken a step back. OSX was god tier before Jobs died and quality control went out the window.
Still heads and shoulders above the clusterfuck that is W10 but Debian is a nice secondary install.