ive been on centrelink all my life, and ever since i left highschool ive been on it - unemployed.
i dont want to work, i want to continue receiving benefits, my centrelink certificate is ending and they sent me a letter telling me to start looking for a job,
i still havent made it in crypto, im so depressed, i dont want to work, i havent made it in crypto yet. how can i continue leeching?
fuck that, i wantto continue leeching whilst being 100% fit for work
Chase Reyes
You can kill yourself and leech off the afterlife.
James Turner
use new job as a means to buy more shit coins idiot. I work a cruisy desk job at an apt complex, spend most of my day shit posting and trading on the work pc.
Colton Cook
how about i fuck your mum?
Evan Richardson
what if welfare is banned in heaven?
Wyatt Bailey
Kys you lazy faggot. I sure as fuck don't want my taxes feeding you
John Johnson
you will continue paying me with your hard earned cash you son of a bitch
Ayden Baker
go to uni and do a piss easy arts course
Benjamin Reed
Do some work you fucking lazy cunt. God I fucking hate lazy Aussies.
I've worked since I left school and while I studied, I also have a decent chunk in crypto now and have been working 2 jobs for fun.
please just go into your desert and end it.
Xavier Brooks
Create kucoin referral threads thats supporting me at the moment about $120 a week. Need to get me some drugs.
Alexander Miller
Kill yourself you degenerate bottom feeder.
What do your parents do for a living? I bet you come from a broken home, and have had to endure dozens of beatings from the revolving door of guys your mother has fucked during your childhood.
Luis Rodriguez
Get a fucking job you fucking loser.
You think crypto is going to save you? If you can't even get a JOB you'll never have the fucking nads to make it in the crypto game.
Alexander Collins
i was thinking of doing this, if i enrol in uni i can continue getting payments.
which uni course has the hottest girls?
Christian Brooks
I woke up 3am mon-fri for like six years getting paid peanuts before I was able to "transition" to crypto
suck it up OP
Luke Stewart
you won't make it cunt.
Ayden Clark
>literally baiting with the most annoying replies possible >automatic bump limit thread
Henry Rivera
this is the answer. you can do it via distance so you dont have to go in. youll get paid for the next 3 years to give you time to make it, youll have debt at the end but if you think you can make it then do it. You can probably get in by semester 1 if you act now.
Andrew Collins
keep coping idiot, lol at this wage cuck paying my fortnightly bills.
im doing crazy gains in crypto but im not at the point where i can get off centrelink yet ($1m+)
Logan Peterson
Holy fuck you sound like an actual IRL brainlet
>durr women, durr free money
Christian Sanders
>ive been on centrelink all my life
Shoulda put it all in crypto since last year.
You'd be banking! Instead of wanking.
Nolan Nguyen
psychology
but from experience, they don't date guys who are on centrelink.
Josiah Sullivan
wow great advice, exactly whati needed to hear.
thanks bro, hopefulyl i can give myself 3 years in crypto i will for sure make it, and do an online course or something.
im going to apply now, thanks for not giving a salty reply like the wagecucks on here.
i know you're a fellow centrelink brother
Joseph Hughes
To be fair, most Australians are brainlets.
Dominic Morales
>"coping"
coming from the dumb motherfucker that wrote this.
>i still havent made it in crypto, im so depressed
you still haven't made it and you never will bro. what sick burn you gonna hit me back with now?
Jaxson Martin
LOL at how triggered/mad this wage cuck cunt is.
im literally loling irl at your salty responses
Jason Williams
Kill yourself you fucking dole bludging cunt.
WHy the fuck are people allowed to leave highschool and hop straight on the dole with youth allowance or newstart
Luis Williams
you mad? you son of a bitch
Tyler Gray
I actually think your tax dollars should feed this one. His shit posting makes me smile.
Angel Allen
Never fear my friend - there is a way around this BS if you are on newstart.
Instead of work-for-the-dole you can actually engage in PART-TIME study in a certificate 3 or higher which is basically piss easy and the cost can be put onto HECS.
Look into it man - way better than working their shitty jobs
P.S. LOL AT ALL THE SALTY WAGE-KEKS IN THIS THREAD
Cooper Peterson
kek, mate of mine got jailed when he cashed out, centrelink are are a government organization, what you are you gonna say when it comes tax time? and dont plead ignorance it doesnt work kek at not reporting gains thinking you can actually outsmart the kikes
Cooper Reed
fuck you cunt, i hate you
Jack Sullivan
...
Jaxon Anderson
you're what, 19/20 coming out of HS?
you know how many 19/20 year olds out of HS are already balls deep in crypto, 2 years into a Bachelor degree and working? i.e. actually making it? a lot of them are really fucking hot chicks too.
i'm trying to do you a favour. get a fucking job, you'll learn some great skills, you'll learn how to survive, you'll learn what it means to fucking actually make it.
making it doesn't mean double commas on blockfolio. making it means having balls plus the crypto behind it.
becuz mah baby boomers!!!!1
Kayden Gonzalez
thanks bro im going to enrol in a certificate or uni course right now.
which do you recommend ?
yeh these wage cucks are raging
Anthony Reyes
your idiot friend didnt report it as income, you dont need to pay taxes until you cash out you dumb son of a bitch.
until you cash out it's all counted as an investment. fucking idiot
Liam Hill
>went to uni >heard about bitcoin on Veeky Forums when it was $25 >throw all of my centrelink payment >forgot about the whole deal
>in 2017 >wtf
you don't deserve to be rich. Stay poor, cunt.
Nolan Phillips
i already have all those skills
Sebastian Richardson
You fucking idiot, you are in the midst of one of the biggest bull markets in history, and you aren't working so you can dump your paychecks into this?
What a lost opportunity. You are never going to make it. You are dumping your few hundred bucks a fortnight into this hoping to make anything significant, and you aren't. Get a job and enjoy dumping big paychecks into crypto and then seeing the unbelievably big gains when you get a moon mission.
Brayden Wilson
All jokes aside OP I'm on the bene here in NZ, get $200 NZD a week, got more money in crypto than the average poor wagie family has in savings, the world is unfair, work smarter not harder.
Jayden Torres
hahaha my nigga.
lol at all these wage cuckies raging at us bro, just because we decided to work smarter and not harder.
>muh skills from a job
lol is this how they cope with their 9-5?
Brody Rivera
fucking this dude.
i'm trying to help you, while calling you a dumb ass. you are a pussy, because instead of seeing that, you're crapping on about how i'm wage cuck raging...whatever the fuck that is.
>$200 NZD a week
my sides!
Isaiah Sullivan
I started in March, if that gives you an idea about where I am at now, $200 pays my rent and food dipshit.
I have no reason to work anymore, I quit my farming job to dump shit onto normies, never looked back.
Colton Powell
you need to report assets within 14 days of acquiring them Call me a fuck wit all you wont your ass is still going to jail, any assets worth over $30 000 disqualifies you from centrelink You sound like a fucking bogan, good luck making it before the crash, this party is ending mid year and all this money will bleed away quick
John Adams
Tell us what your portfolio is worth then mr rich neet.
I want to see what a neet can actually accomplish in the crypto world.
BTW, I wont be paying you with my taxes. Gonna cash out overseas and get tax residency elsewhere.
Isaiah Jenkins
>good luck making it before the crash, this party is ending mid year and all this money will bleed away quick
LOL at this coping idiot.
he thinks you need to report gains that are not even in your bank account.
so how do you pay tax on those gains? from the existing money in your bank account?
just banderas at this cuck
Jackson Scott
Enjoy working at the grocery store. :^)
Liam Wilson
Imagine being this worthless
Cooper Gutierrez
This faggot doesn't know how to hide crypto from his overlords, just laugh at this fucking normie.
Brayden Reyes
dude, don't fuck around with centrelink. might not be today, tomorrow, even next year. but they'll get you.
look at it this way. i have nothing to gain from telling you this. if i wanted you to feel like shit i'd just ignore this thread and let your fate play out. there are 2-3 ppl warning you. heed the warning and figure out a strategy so that you don't end up in jail because of tax (kek).
Parker Jenkins
How much do I need to retire at 30? Keep in mind I will not cash out, just convert to stable cryptos (ideally with passive income).
Zachary Turner
100% fit from work, no job so literally doing fuck all every day and you still haven't made it?
Top kek mate, get a cushy desk job so you can put more money in and make it.
Inb4 wagecuck, I make 20k extra from crypto each month on top of 100k package at work.
Hudson Peterson
this is why i want to doge taxes
Charles Ortiz
i hope you starve
Dominic Sullivan
>100k package at work
you're one happy wagecuck arent you?
:jordan:
Parker Cox
actually im always bloated from the good food im eating all day every day
Lincoln Diaz
find some 4/10 blbonde woman (assuming youre normal australian) and make 10 kids. Theyll give you loads of cash for that
Dominic Thomas
Black up and carry on as before
Jaxson Reyes
How much did he cash out?
Parker White
Do the world a favour and starve you colossal faggot
Dominic Thomas
I've been on the carers pension for a couple years now and make like 40k a year selling fancy dogs I breed, most of that money goes through my bank accounts. Never paid taxes. They've never said anything to me ever. Withdraw $7500 at a time only. Never any more or else it gets fucking triggered and they look into it.
OP if my dad wasn't literally dying from cancer I could be out working making $$ and then tripling in crypto month to month right now.
Stop being lazy and getting scraps from the government, make some real money and then snowball it. Move back in with your parents or something to save while you do it. It will be worth it mate.
John Murphy
I liked ADA when I first saw it on Bittrex and bought enough to make me comfy, remember I bought BTC under $1000, it was not hard for me to get to where I am, I am just early, NEET does not equal brainlet, remember, work smart not hard.
Connor Long
you pay for the cuck then
Kevin Foster
get a fucking job you degenerate cunt
Jayden Lopez
>remember I bought 0.4 BTC under $1000
Fixed that for you mr neet. Unless you can show me your portfolio.
Carson Edwards
You're everything wrong with Australia.
Get a job you slack cunt.
Samuel Diaz
I was working full time before coming a shit poster, I quit my job after I already had a sufficient amount invested. I won some, I lost some, but ultimately I've come to where I am now. I hold most of my portfolio in Daedalus wallet, waiting comfy for rewards era for my income source.
I enjoy what I do and I don't see why you are being salty. The way I see it i'm just getting weekly tax returns from the work I did in the past.
Charles Green
get a job you dole bludging cunt. im not sitting on my ass playing with internet money and paying taxes just so you can sit on your ass and play with internet money
Anthony Clark
Faggots like you is the reason why I'm avoiding taxes now. No fucking way is my hard earned money going into your shitcunt pockets
I'm fucking sick of Australia. When I make 3 million I'm renouncing my citizenship
Isaiah Lopez
Oh your the NZ nig. I didn't check your ID and thought you were the aussie neet.
desu I want to quit my job too and live off crypto, but I can't lose out on paychecks when so much stuff is mooning left and right and I don't want to sell anything good to early either. I have a huge stack of Link and I am not selling any of it until I am a millionaire, but that could take a year or longer, and there are other moon missions in the meantime and I gotta pay rent too. So work it is.
Plus I don't want to cash out in Australia and pay taxes either.
Elijah Martinez
>I'm fucking sick of Australia. When I make 3 million I'm renouncing my citizenship
You too? And too right mate. Fuck this gay country.
I was thinking of renouncing it completely if the ATO really gets on my case. But easier way is to just move overseas and become a tax resident in another nation (probably Singapore would be a good choice because of their low tax rate, but there are others too). Of course that means you gotta get yourself off the tax record in Australia, and cut financial ties here. But who fucking cares it's a shithole. But if you have family here like I do, your gonna want to visit for Christmas so keeping a duel citizenship for that wouldn't be to bad.
Landon Green
I just need to get out of Aus within 12 months before they screw us all. I'm planning to just buy a citizenship to somewhere in the Caribbean and see where crypto takes me from there.
I can guarantee the ATO will start cracking down soon. Also, the government is probably going to increase taxes on crypto profits...It's fucking easy money for them so ofc these lazy pricks will do it
Lincoln Rogers
Leech no more and actually get ahead in crypto dude @ KuCoin
286dH
This exchange is blowing up atm and could be another Binance with explosive growth so it's a good idea to join if you haven't already!
Robert Williams
Probably a larp. But if you are actually totally fine with living off such a paltry sum such as newstart then congrats. When i was on it i fucken hated it lad. Me ma works for centrelink too, and from her i've gleaned that the vast majority of people on centrelink don't want to be on it lol, no one really wants to be a dolebludger, it's a hard life to be on such a shite payment that hasn't been adjusted for inflation for years lmao
David Cooper
good.
Jason Wilson
coz no actual non cuck jobz in ozfalia
Dylan Johnson
Those little island nation tax havens are the best but also most expensive to get into. Which one are you going too. I know Saint Kitts and Nevis give you citizenship for a 100k investment.
And yeah I want to get the fuck out of Australia too. Saw on the news the other day that the genius Australian government didn't invest in any strategic fuel reserves, like every other fucking country did. So in the event of a war, Australia will last 19 days before completely running out of fuel, and all our fuel imports come through he South China Sea so we are just gonna be fucked and cucked big time.
Then there is the fact there is no real freedom in this nation, and the tax rate is fucking insane. I worked a bit over Christmas and got over $2000 in my paycheck, and a $400 tax. So only $1600 overall. Fuck that. Why'd e even bother working over Christmas.
Mason Ortiz
get a job
stop being a leeching cunt
Sebastian Martinez
Get a warehouse job but don't take many shifts, continue to collect welfare and do very little work.
That how you do it OP.
Charles Garcia
>ATO cracking down Not really, they've already addressed crypto and have clear guidelines in place on how to manage it. Its on par with any other investment.