I cant believe how much money I'm making. wtf.
>Be me
>Be normie in highschool
>About to drop out, as I'm not that smart
>Realise I have to get a regular job.
>Shit. Stumble across crypto and this board
>Throw $500 at a few shit coins
>A few months later, I'm on 300k
...Understand none of this.
What shitcoins did you invest in and what made you buy them?
lmao you little smug fool
do you know that you cant buy shit with your fantasy money?
do you know that your monopoly internet money is a big waste of resources?
do you know that you cant even cash out your fantasy coins?
lmao all these delusional people who think they can cash out easily and even outwit the tax institutions
Nice just bought 100k
I know eh? It's so fucking ez
>decided to buy cryptos on a whim 2 weeks ago
>split $100 into every shitcoin that was shilled here
>check my portfolio this morning
>$500k
This should be illegal
Lol he could pay full taxes on his earnings and still be 100% better off than he ever could have hoped before hand
lmfao
>be me
>medically classified as retarded
>never went to school never had friends never got a job
>lift my couch cushions and find $1.00 in quarters
>throw it at a few shitcoins
>now im a millionaire
wow cant believe life is so easy now thanks Veeky Forums
>put 3 cents into crypto 10 minutes ago
>now have $60b
lock me up
but it wont happen because his profits arent realized and crypto will tank when the least amount of people expect it
What are you talking about? Maybe normies cant, but it's not that hard to convert back to fiat
That's some truly Chad tier trading mate congrats
>be me
>decide to throw in 10$
>day later check my porfolio
>10,000,000$
sad liar
what coins?
> be dog
> woof
> put money in bazingacoin.
> millionaire dog wow
>find 5$ on the floor
>put money in cringiest shitcoins
>now i have 200k
I started 2 days ago with literally only 50 $ and am currently at 800k.
too eazy gg wp
>have experience being a chad stock trader
>set up sophisticated risk management models and run charts with my tried and true indicators (ichimoku clouds, channels)
>hedge my bets with swaps on bitmex
>only have 100% profit after two weeks
it's... it's the fiat exchanges they locked up my capital
You can cash out easily. You're just a retard who can't figure it out.
Lol cuck I'm up 1000% in two weeks. Srs.
holy........what coins????? what coins are next?????
High school drop out? You're insanely demotivated or just plain dumb
got into bitcoin at a beautiful entry point
only spent 100 million sats for one
living the dream boys
confido
>Find some lint in my pockets, decide to throw it at my smartphone
>WTF I'm not a multi billionaire on coinbase now!
Cashing out an amount in the millions is a fucking pain in the ass, none of the exchanges want to let you withdraw more than around $10k/day.
Kek
evil banker jew here with a schnoz down to me knees... put a billion in... now owe the synagogue 4 billion.....
you fucks better give me your satoshi for my xrp.
I put $8 into the top 350 right before typing this, let me check to see if-
HOLY SHIT it’s up to 47M! Thanks biz your my only friend.
Then withdraw $10k a day... What the fuck are you gonna be spending more than $10k on in a single day? Just like the crypto game itself, you should have patience when cashing out as well.
Is $10,000/day not enough money for you?
Its fine to withdraw 10k a fucking day... lol
if youre lucky and you provided as much info, 25k /day. If you made 3.65 mil from crypto (assuming you MADE it) you're going to withdraw all of it by the end of the year, and if they raise even higher now you got an even bigger time to wait to withdraw them
>be me
>find a penny in my ass crack, must have dropped it at McDonald's
>insert it into my CD tray
>now 1.3 seconds later, I'm a zillionaire
see ya idiots
CoinLoan solves this, still in ICO.
...
10k a day is a lot of money, but he's right. Market needs more instruments to fiat. At least until laggards have adopted.
did you invest it in a ICO or what?
>tips fedora virginly
what coin? I smell larp
I don't get the "cant cash out" meme.
I've sold btc on Bitstamp and sent USD to my bank account and got it. That's all.
What are you talking about?
You can cash out, but you can never really "cash out".
>go to a local exchange
>they send you ((currency)) straight to bank account
>you send them coins after
wow so fucking hard, Veeky Forums is just a bunch of autists who like watching numbers and can't even wire money.
You will always stay greedy enough to have a high % of your net worth in alts.
When the crash comes and it will come, you wont be able to cash out.
Abybody gambling alts right now is retarded by the way. The Bearmarket already started, bulltrap on BTC just keeps fopoling Veeky Forums. In 2 weeks or so the panic will set in and 98% of Veeky Forums will get rekt
>tfw wake up from nap
>still raking it in
eze money eze life
Create a C-Corp. and register with Kraken. They'll let you cash out a max of 10mil a year if you're approved. For me it wasn't enough, but it let me get my meme money out before everything starts slowing down.
t. went from $10 to $12