I am a fucking genius who got in on the crypto train early...

I literally don't care, all I want is your envy and I'm getting it in spades.

S T U M P

fake and gay
that watch is putting in overtime though

lol faggot that rolly is screaming HELP!

Still living with mommy?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

you should've stopped going to /b/ for a dozen other different reasons

Sell the Invicta and go buy some running shoes, fatty.

Stop your shit now and just buy BZC

Sorry, big bang theory is too reddit for me
I couldn't decide between a submariner and an Omega Seamaster, but I went with the rollie cause bitches love the crown ;)

literally everyone pities rolex owners.

I pity you, I bet you think your G-Shock is high fashion.

Nice larp.

i'd really rather keep my normal hand than have the rolex

I like how it's not even a real rolex.

do you get bitches with a hand and wrist as disgusting as that?

fake rolex, show us the serial number on the inside

Tits or get the fuck out - fats.

More than (you)

OP is a whale

nice hams bro

Fat American? What a surprise

Hhahaha
Cant even see your knuckles mate
A fucking 100 dollar watch would look great on a shredded aesthetic hand
And even a rolex can not fix your fat paws lol

what a fucking ugly hand, rather not be a fat burgeristani and be able to fuck girls

Fuck being fat

is that your knee

ewww your hand is fucking disgusting

>owning a watch

It's the 21st century, friend.

is this paul pluta?

I have a procedure soon, no worries about me my fellow rollie man

At least it looks like it fits his wrist more than most people who wear these ridiculous fuckin things.

shieeeeet! that ham could feed me family for months!!

holy shit you're obese man, you will probably never enjoy those gains when you die in 1 month of a heart attack.

I don't see any knuckles. Does he not have fingers? Does he shave his hand? Is the watch to monitor his 30 on 30 off eating windows?

...

literally poor mans definition of "being rich".
no matter how rich i am, if i ever buy me a fucking rolex you have my permission to kill me with a hammer.

I appreciate the jealousy

But traps are 3dqts desu

Are you a baby? Looks like a baby's fist.

>Operation
How fat are you user?

I cut out all sugar and snacking and lost ~30lbs in two months. Being rich is so much more fun when you don't have to worry about your health, plus it makes sex so much better.

agreed user

Mine was a gift from a rich uncle of mine who was proud of me for making it. I agree being nigger rich is a quick way stop being rich.

No one is jealous of you being fat. Being fat is a disgrace. I used to be fat until I realized its easy to lose weight and not be a fatass. I suggest you look into it.

I don't want to get into details, but yeah, I have been looking into weight loss.

>Rolex
Get a fucking watch that's known for the quality like a Patek-Philippe or a Vacheron-Constantin instead of that tacky wannabe shit. You're probably the same douchebag that drives a leased 3-series coupe and thinks he's the shit.

Just looking? You would think with Rolex money you could pay someone to swat the cans of Mountain Dew out of your ham hands.

You didn’t even get the submariner date.....

That’s just the cheap no date sub.

Fucking fatty

u may be rich but it doesnt change the fact that u have the chubbiest little stubby hands with probably a a tiny little cock to go along with it. buying a rolex wont change being an ugly lil fucker id rather be a poorfag then u

Rich in crypto. Poor in health and bitches.

Can't be a happy ham.

Lol that’s fake as fuck

kek op's handshake would probably break your frail little girl fingers

nah those are some fuckin chubby hands no muscle ur probably just backing him up cus ur a lil fatty too hahahaha

Bro you fat as fuck

as if a fat cunt could have the self control to HODL on ideal coins in 2016 and 2017 LMFAO

Check out my wife's new ring then, faggot.