EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS NOW, BITCOIN IS CRASHING AT THIS MOMENT, ALL ALTS WILL BE CRASHING FARTHER SOON AFTER...

EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS NOW, BITCOIN IS CRASHING AT THIS MOMENT, ALL ALTS WILL BE CRASHING FARTHER SOON AFTER, PREPARE FOR A BLACK MONDAY AND TUESDAY

Okay will do.

You best be fucking with us

thanks just bought 100k

Thanks just sold 100k

ETH is taking the torch, all is fine

I'm still making money. Your portfolio must suck horse cock.

>-6.73%
>crashing

thanks jusst 100k'd 100k

nice... bought 100 satoshis

>BOUGHT .5 BTC AT 17K
PLEASE TELL ME IM GOING TO MAKE IT LADS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANT AFFORD ANOTHER SETBACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO I STILL HAVE TIME TO BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW

zoom out faggot

ur a dumb one

gonna have to hodl for a long time, but you might make it out ok

itS AN ALT PUMP HERE WE GO LADS

btc going down hopefully means big boys taking profits ready to pump some alts starting monday morning.

thanks just bought 100k

This
Or they pump cripple

alts are already pumped to death right now

retard alt performance is the inverse of btc all in the shittiest shitcoins stat

this is what they said when ETH was worth $20

wait and see

Tfw dodging btc crashes with eth

I swear I am cursed, I lose all gambling bets I make, and as soon as I buy bitcoin just to make a tiny profit it goes to absolute shit, im still hodling though

Please sell. I'm begging you.

UFR will never crash

Lol. Fuck off Paul Gayvier

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO???????

No, really, I don't want to be poor again.

just bought 100k ty

Its 15.6k right now. This shit isnt crashing fuck off.

>all alts crashing
>portfolio is mostly LINK and ETH
>both pumping
hmmm

OP didn't even hit dubs, fake news

>btc goes up
OMFG ALTS ARE CRASHING
>btc goes down
OMFG ALTS ARE CRASHING

and yet my portfolio of exclusively alts is up 300% this week. strange.

I unironically think (and hope) we are going to 4k

No, I am going down with this ship, my curse will destroy crypto forever faggots

The no coiner cuck is jealous.

He hopes the train will come back to the station because he missed it.

Lol

I know that feel fello Job bro

well i know today has been fucking boring sideways movement for my alt portfolio.

binance reopen registration PLS WTF

I remember having a minor panic attack at -3%, I shouldve just sold right then and there