"good morning, user... can we drive the lambo to the beach house today?"

>"good morning, user... can we drive the lambo to the beach house today?"

ugh I fucking wish I had a man like that, I'm stuck with some russian bottom who is admittedly hot but not that hot. maybe in a couple of years I can upgrade to a hot american guy.

Please, take your watch off in bed. It was poking me in my side all night.

God I never realized how many faggots browse this board. Disgusting.

"No. i need to quickly get in it and drive away before you find out this is a pump and dump"

Welcome to the LINK club user.

I dont need no man

holy fuck whats up with his E.T. hand???

You rich af?

I'm an American top with a 7.5x5.5 dick. Can bottom for the right amount of money. :^)

Faggots need to die

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MAN DOING IN MY BED, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID I TAKE. WHAT?!?! DID I FUCKING DO DRUGS LIKE A DEGENERATE?! MOMMYYY MOOOOM

>stealing jokes
Come on user

>he's about to go to bed
>PUMP IT

>he's waking up
>DUMP IT

How many FUN tokens do I need to look like that?

What are you doing in my bed faggot?

>bytheemporer.jpg

I wish there'd be more posts with hot boys pics like with sexy chick

Absolutely pathetic.

Looking for my crypto chad

I got money but I'm not really interested in tops, sorry.

fucking gay

fuck this actually hurts
dont do that again

Clever doggo

After I lick whipped cream off your chest

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Lol his dick is little I'm supposed to be jealous?

Maybe it's because I'm black

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