Bitcoin, created in 2008 utilises the SHA-256 hash function, invented by none other than the NSA.
Looking past that and plainly at bitcoin we see a complex technology developed by one man? A whitepaper written in perfect English. Code written well but amateur enough to throw people off.
As the dollar continues to lose steam it appears America is going nuclear to try stop any other countries from gaining an advantage on them. If America can't have the best currency then no one can.
In my research to find the true Nakamoto I stumbled across the death of a man sharing the same name as Bitcoins founder (see pic related).
Dude is definitely British/Australian based on his language and mannerisms.
Brayden Hughes
>a bunch of unrelated company >samsung isnt even japanese what your point?
Grayson Rivera
You think the NSA are stupid?
Thomas Rodriguez
Obviously is Craig Wright
Christian Watson
Hal finney is Satoshi why do you think Satoshi has been so under the radar? It’s cause he passed away already.
Connor Miller
this is project of either israel or africa the only two places with the smarts to achieve something like this
Ayden Butler
This is just coincidence. I can do this with s lot more of this. You can take 100 other brand names to make it the same
Isaac Adams
That's what they want you to think.
Gavin Edwards
this, rip
Easton Martin
>hal died hal didnt die, he just got chilly.
Colton Sullivan
My inner circle has Jed Mccaleb pegged as Satoshi...
Aiden Anderson
Not a chance.
Dylan Myers
if he cant show the private keys of satoshis wallets then hes not satoshi simple
Caleb Ward
satoshi is no other than the great leader of the democratic republic of north korea. have you ever wondered why satoshi sometimes used british grammar? that's exactly how someone schooled in switzerland would learn.
Robert Mitchell
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Dylan Wright
if you don't think aliens invented bitcoin you're a brainlet
Hunter Wilson
he has to be dead
bitcoin is a hollow shell of what it was meant to be
it's slow it's expensive it's not even very cipherpunk since monero and others are far superior
Levi Parker
No agenda show has a theory that it was created by the cia. The goal is to get foreign countries using it. Then when most of the population is using it, the cia would have a very simple way to crash that countries economy.
Christopher Reyes
oh AND it's fucking centralized in the hands of chinese miners and ASIC companies
There's no way someone that started all this would sit idly by
Sebastian Hall
Nick Szabo is alive and well. Hal Finney came up with the name Satoshi Nakamoto though from Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto.
Jackson Murphy
This. If he was alive he'd destroy BTC by dumping his stack out of spite. BTC has become the opposite of what he wanted to create.
Andrew Ortiz
I also agree that it was NSA, simply because it has been researched by them back in 1994. The whitepaper doesn't have any citates past 2003 as well. It was in deep sleep until the subprime mortgage crisis.
I believe BTC is here to stay. No matter what most people on this board will say, it is the perfect traceable money. With the LN and KYC, governments have what they need. It's a win/win/win. For governments, for banks and last but not least, the early adopters.
Grayson Martin
He wouldn't have to do that. All he would have to do is a sign a message or two. He could do this on TOR hidden service or somewhere that wouldn't expose any risk to him being found.
Thomas Wood
Interesting that about the citations. Clearly the NSA has many projects ready to go live upon certain trigger events.
Kevin Cook
Yeah I did deep research into this a while ago and I can tell you that you're on the right track but you haven't thought it through yet.
Whose side are they on? Whose side are we on? Who is on our side?
Who was searching for us? When were they searching? Who were they really?
Who benefits from the dollar? Who benefits from Bitcoin? Who benefits from Bitcoin taking down the dollar?
I promise this isn't LARP bullshit, I just couldn't think of a better way to give you the answer while at the same time protecting myself from idiots. Keep digging though, you're almost there.
James Ross
eric weinstein is a dark horse candidate
Aiden Bell
its dorian nakamoto and his neighbour hal
Michael Smith
Now we just need this to be announced, and confirmed. XLM is what BTC was supposed to be. Since BTC, the master plan has got fucked up by nerds, early adopters, and the Chinese. It needs a reset to work now. XLM is the reset. And only an official statement from Satoshi will make that happen. It's the final ace in the sleeve.
Chase Murphy
You idiot, SN died, but Finney wasn't him, it was Dave Kleiman, who worked for the FBI, so I guess OP's shit theory isn't completely far from reality.
Caleb Morales
>he believes this
Grayson Davis
Massive coincidence combined with bumbling old dude.
Charles Ross
XMR is what BTC was supposed to be, you little shit.
Benjamin Myers
Holy shit
Joseph Perez
pic related
Daniel Ross
its craig wright
no, him being an angry australian does not mean he didn't make bitcoin
Kevin Campbell
Brainlet why would he prove it? Why would he want to be haunted for being satoshi 24/7 and kidnapped for his 1M BTC?
Jonathan Martinez
>hue hue not larping
you absolute larping faggot
Sebastian Rodriguez
kek
Jeremiah Ward
you idiot, he did what he did to get retards like you off his back
James Gutierrez
Satoshi sent a transaction in the 170th block to Hal Finney to prove the system worked. So Satoshi and Hal are most certainly not the same person.
William Carter
There was a meeting, everybody signed a paper to don't talk
Adam Wright
>2018 >unironically thinking Satoshi is anyone BUT Nick Szabo
Benjamin Young
Jed as Satoshi? The guy who wrote the wallet code that allowed the Mt. Gox hack to occur? That idiot?
Wyatt Carter
that confused old fuck didn't even realize bitcoin was turing complete
Aiden Nelson
>how is bitcoin turing complete when bitcoin is not a computer ?
David Foster
Nick has repeatedly denied and unless he can lie like a professional poker player he is telling the truth. Plus Nick wrote about when he first heard of Bitcoin and his post almost guarantees it wasn't him unless he was pulling an elaborate scheme. Nick couldn't pull this off, he admits it in his first blog on Bitcoin. It was too big of a project for him.
Juan Lee
>im ratarded
"Turing completeness is the ability for a system of instructions to simulate a Turing machine. A programming language that is Turing complete is theoretically capable of expressing all tasks accomplishable by computers; nearly all programming languages are Turing complete if the limitations of finite memory are ignored."
Adam Cruz
Satoshi Nakamoto is an Alien AI guiding us to the singularity.
Ethan Young
it used to be a world computer before blockstream destroyed it, but craig will reenable the opcodes on bitcoin cash again, youll be able to run code on the blockchain
Colton Scott
I think you mean "Jeb!"
Mason Myers
You have no idea what the FUCK you are talking about.
Ian Foster
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Grayson Cox
You're the clueless moron but you'll see soon enough.
Cameron Flores
Im satoshi but I lost my harddrive with my wallet in a fire. I created more than 5 cryptos and Im rich anyway
Jordan Reyes
Because people can only have one email address and one bitcoin wallet? I'm not arguing it's Hal Finney, only pointing out this particular bit of evidence is pointless.
Lucas James
Ok. Thanks for your time and considered opinion.
Zachary Russell
They are bringing smart contracts back IN Q1 newcoiner.
BCH will rape core so hard its not even funny
Ethan Bell
Appreciate the tip. Thanks for taking the time.
Brandon Mitchell
NSA created Bitcoin and SHA-256 has a backdoor, they are simply waiting for the right moment to fuck everyone in the ass.
Jack Scott
are you retarded?
Noah Nguyen
This, even the initials match.
Owen Russell
MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI
Thomas Myers
THIS SPACING IS CAUSING EYECANCER REEEEEEE
Levi Gutierrez
>Find cure for ALS >Hal is unfrozen, "yes im satoshi, bitcoin is 2m? holy shit im gunna dump on you fuckers so hard"
What I'm saying here, is we can never find a cure for ALS because it'll crash the bitcoin market.
Hudson Gutierrez
This isn't exactly correct, but it's the closest thing to correct in this thread. And anyone else in here with the esoteric truth knows how close this actually is. Either posted by someone who has gleemed pieces, and filled in the rest - or it was someone who knows the exact truth and needs to lie a little to protect the real truth, and their life.
Liam Rivera
I'm unique :)
William Lewis
>world computer such a comfy phrase
Austin Hall
>Now we just need this to be announced, and confirmed. XLM is what BTC was supposed to be. Since BTC, the master plan has got fucked up by nerds, early adopters, and the Chinese. It needs a reset to work now. XLM is the reset. And only an official statement from Satoshi will make that happen. It's the final ace in the sleeve.
you mean xmr you dumb faggot?
Adam Gutierrez
nice read anyway, i liked it. thx op. still need radiation therapy or smth for my eyes
Leo Rogers
Is it strange to think btc's math is too hard for humans? i think it was an A.I
Adam Murphy
>finney literally lived near a Nakamoto
Jayden Williams
>he thinks Bitcoin can't run smart contracts
Brainlet the only reason Vatalik made ETH is because Core/Blockstream cucked block size making smart contracts undoable.
