Tell me about your unrealistic goals

I want to cash out $100 million dollars from my crypto winnings (unironically)

>invest half in traditional securities, 2-4million/year passively
>$40-50mm in real estate
>keep 10mm in crypto
>have small amount of cash

anyone else as delusional as me? I am actually going for it.

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Diversifying is delusional? I just wish I invested in crypto before I did real estate & securities and I might already be in the position you're in. Nice work OP if you're not LARPing.

this is why this is a bubble m80

Your asset diversification is pretty good. Might have to normalize your investments south of $100MM since that part is just a tad delusional. Either way, goodspeed OP

I don't actually have 100mm yet, im currently at 250k and working towards it

They don't make anymore land user. DO 300 million and buy a fucking ranch

>I want to *cash out* $100 million dollars from my crypto winnings

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

He thinks he's going to be able to "cash out".

hahahahahahahahaha

Bro, you don't get it. You CANNOT cash out. Any decently capitalized exchange will not allow you to withdraw more than $10K per week, and if they increase this amount it will be arbitrary.

ALL CRYPTO IS A PONZI SCAM YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKTARDS. KEEP ON HODL-ING.

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There are other ways. Maybe at that level he would need to use all the exchanges and all the other ways.

I want enough money to buy a country in Africa and make the country not shit and wall it off from the rest of Africa so my people get to live in prosperity and the other people can get fucked

At that level you cut deals to trade assets with lawyers involved so everything goes smoothly. You can trade massive amounts of assets for others without having to go to cash first.

i want to cash out 1k to get a girl i've known since i was 13 a valentines day gift :(

If I had 100 mill in crypto, I would intentionally crash the price of any coin shilled on Veeky Forums. I would put up buy walls that you brokedick fucks would never buy through, then come here and shitpost until I was the only one on here.

>See Liberia, Rhodesia and South Africa
heh good luck not getting overrun by bantu niggers and with them eventually claiming the land was stolen from them and demanding "equal rights" in the form of giving all of your political power over to them and losing everything you invested while your family is raped and murdered. all supported by the '''bankers and human rights groups''' of course.

>can't cash out more than 10k a week
>withdraw limit is 15k on usd
:thinking:

believe me, you wouldnt, or you'd have very little left
100M is bitch money in crypto these days, whales start at 1/4 bil minimum at this point

>implying I have a family
>implying I'll be the leader
I'll put a puppet in power from each ethnic group in a panel for them to settle their differences through talking while the wall is being built

hnnnngggggg

make enough money to build a walled bavarian city with daily emps to stop people from having electronics and make everyone live like it's 1700.
realistically make 10 mill after taxes and live comfy traveling the world sleeping on first class flights

m8 you can do that right now
just go live with the Amish

I already have a million. I want at least 50 million and want get into philanthropy after I set myself and my family up. I'll do my PhD and fund my own organisation.

>>can't cash out more than 10k a week
>>withdraw limit is 15k on usd
>:thinking:

If you have a $15K limit, which is weekly on coinbase, then:

$100,000 = 7 weeks to cash out
$1,000,000 = 70 weeks to cash out (nearly 2 yrs)

So when the inevitable crapto ponzi implosion happens, you will 2-3 months to cash out a 6-figure account...but even if you wanted to cash out now, you won't be able to.

Don't kid yourselves into thinking that the exchange won't put some kind of random hold on your account if you start making regular withdrawals at or near whatever you limit is.

Cashing out $100M = basically impossible in any reasonable amount of time even if you spread it across multiple exchanges.

If I can hit six figures by the end of November life would be pretty good.

I want to make enough to not have to struggle so I can spend more time with my family and live in peace love and happiness and heaven on earth.

I only need to keep working hard.

quadrigacx has a daily limit of 500k

What the fuck are you talking about?

For CanFAGS only.

im a leaf so your fud shit doesn't apply to me

I'm gonna cash out a million and live the good life

>tfw I pay less in capital gains in my socialist utopia than burgers do
>mfw I can make and cash out in like a week
>mfw justin trudeau goes down in history for legalizing pot and making Canada billions

kinda jealous of CAD rn desu
whats the catch, why are you guys always moving down

mmm get famous for my music but anonymously.

Q Lazzarus is that you?

we have less capital gains tax

We're NOT socialist.

In fact USA is more socialist and government controlled then we are.

We are one of the most free market countries in the world

Capitalism fuck yeah

Also Justin Trudeau is a fucking cuck that is ruining our country socially and economically