If you suddenly gained one billion dollars tomorrow, what's the first couple of things you would do?

If you suddenly gained one billion dollars tomorrow, what's the first couple of things you would do?

All in gambling it away on shitcoins

buy a calabasas house, all of my dream cars ( including the F40 and the porsche 959 ) and another house for my parents

Investment fund into humanitarian causes.

I’d like to do something like Elon Musk: research and develop new technology that’ll further humanity.

Would also definitely buy a home, a car, and get a personal trainer.

Buy a house. Play video games. Don't talk to people. Fap.

I'd join this pump and dump Discord and spend it all on the next pump to 10x my billion:

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fix the stray doggy problem

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Cocaine, porn stars, ps4 pro, metal detector, new car, house, hookers, trip to Iceland (with hookers), charity (animals shelter).

All in on spankchain

Buy DBC ALL IN

bless you

Metal detectors? To make sure hookers aren't stealing stuff in their cunts or like walk on the beach looking for garbage?

>what's the first couple of things you would do?

>hire a lawyer and route 100% of all communication through him.
>hire an accountant and tell him that priority #1 is distributing the funds to multiple banks and making sure that i sufficiently suck the irs's dick
>divert about $150M to an investment firm to invest in stocks
>invest $150M into crypto
>use the rest to live comfy

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Buy a house for my parents.
Build a big multifamily building for my relatives who are not doing good.
Then go to the church and ask God to give me strength because I'll probably be tempted to do very bad things with my money.

I would start a company for snack machines selling somewhat healthy food.
Protein bars, vegetable smoothies, chocolate bars with actual chocolate in them (70%+), dried fruit, nuts

Make them pay dearly.

Reinstitute posadism as a valid political theory, open up institutes to research dolphin-human communication, human asexual reproduction (fucking thots) and nuclear warheads for TOTAL. HUMAN. ANNIHILATION.

cash out

this , you only forget buy more shitcoins

I'm a wholesome fuck, I'd give 100 mil each to both my sisters, and open accounts with a couple of mil to all of my nieces and nephews.

Then I'd get myself a nice little house and yank out my ladies IUD and start making babies.

After that I'd get a squad of accountants and lawyers and what have you to manage the money properly.

But a house on some land and an apartment in a city and invest in my hobbies. Be comfy with my wife forever. Pop some children out and enjoy watching them grow knowing I can give them them the time, education and health coverage they deserve. Grow old and travel with my wife. Die.

It’s pretty simple

This is a good idea. Pls make it so I can buy from your machines. also put some in burbank, ca pls thanks

I'd probably kill myself anyway because you can't bnuy happiness or something.

All in TRX, I will become the biggest TRX whale

tell my colleagues at college that I don't give a shit about our group project anymore haha

>I’d like to do something like Elon Musk
so start a bunch of companies that don't turn profit and are subsidized by government? But hey, at least you get to talk about science fictional ideas of technological grandeur.