Hey Veeky Forums, genius programmer here thinking about starting a new coin...

Hey Veeky Forums, genius programmer here thinking about starting a new coin. What features should I add to get people to buy it? Nothing too complicated please, I don't want to work that hard.

only things that matter in this market right now:
>good logo
>good name
>spam tweets all day everyday with empty promises
>high supply so low price per unit
the coin itself doesn't even have to work. guaranteed 100x.

World first decentralized midget porn coin.

why does every blockchain solution have to involve a coin?

this, also throw in 'artificial intelligence', 'decentralised' and 'cloud'

agreed. just spit some new complex buzzword like "decentralized computational AI-based masternodes" and "blockchain 4.0"

the white paper can be 3-4 pages of mostly pictures, doesn't matter.
user let us know before you release the coin ok? it's guaranteed to moon hard as fuck.

Hey man join me we can do it together I will be the investor we split 50/50 email me, let’s do this together

Email me at [email protected]

oh shit blockchain 4.0, were already there... that was fast

what if you get coins for spamming/shilling, that way i don't have to do it

nah, that way the shilling would be excessive, throwing people off. you want them to think it's a legitimate project.

I'm pretty good at logos, website design, and social marketing. Been looking to get into a project myself. Have run a couple other small business ventures but programming was the one thing I always needed outsourced.

[email protected]

I would like to be apart of this project as well.

how are people gonna speculate otherwise?

What do you think about blockchain for communication between autonomous vehicles?

If interested post scrap mail

text only message board on the blockchain for shits and giggles

so are you actually gonna do it OP?

Make the logo a cute anime girl.

i dunno "decentralized computational AI-based masternodes" and "blockchain 4.0" sounds ok, but i think i'd be more comfortable if it was sort of obvious that it was a parody coin and not a scam, don't want to be arrested for fraud if it actually takes off

Call it Shitcoin...ticker Poo...add some waffle about the year of the dog

You need a solid community that will worship you coin AND you need to thoroughly engage with folks.

Utility comes afterwards

So a gimmick? What about an "evil" version of an existing coin. Ichorcoin. Shadowessence. Mortal Souls.

sex worker coin
somehow make it safer for prositutes and sex workers to do there thing without pimps
>cheaper sex
>safer sex
>need a place to spend cryptos
>massage happy ending
>pron
>profit