Over 500 contacts on LinkedIn

massdebater
massdebater

over 500 contacts on LinkedIn
worked on IT & Digital Marketing for the fucking EUROPEAN COMMISSION
worked on a project for NATO
worked for the World of Digits IT company (huge in Euro)
currently employed at a top 3 insurance firm
Chad Looks
lives in and works in Brussels, the finance capital of the world

Get fucking ready for a wild 2018, my niggas.

All urls found in this thread:

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/
linkedin.com/in/christophemaertens/
twitter.com/creatine?lang=en
warosu.org/lit/thread/5972700

cum2soon
cum2soon

whoever this guy is, i feel bad for him. a random herd of autists have latched onto his twitter profile as justification for their obsessive behavior.

WebTool
WebTool

He's prolly having a laugh

TechHater
TechHater

Real alpha male, holy shit

TreeEater
TreeEater

daddy?

leave your sc lets talk

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

gay

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I started all this
feels good man

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

His twitter handle is Creatine
This has to be a parody account
It's like a fucking eurochad parody

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

you

you ARE going to part of the chad singularity right user?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

but seriously, how do i become this guy? i'm kinda bored with failure

girlDog
girlDog

over 500 contacts on LinkedIn

is tghat suppoosed to mean something? i have like 300 and im an unemployed college student

viagrandad
viagrandad

fucking kek
this guy has no fucking idea this is happening

cum2soon
cum2soon

the account's been around for years m8 and his Linkedin has the same pic

Skullbone
Skullbone

didnt vitalik indirectly shit on sergey? Basically said oracles arent worth that much money.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

the exact kind of person who's already an early adopter in bitcoin, not some weak beta shitcoin like link

Emberfire
Emberfire

Even if he's not AB he might be smart enough to indirectly take advantage of this and start crafting his tweets to generate hype about something he's interested in pumping.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He also said ETH wasn't worth that much money when he announced selling at $10

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Are his friends @Whey and @Casein

askme
askme

vitalik shits on eth

Flameblow
Flameblow

everybody makes mistakes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yeah he also shit on eth. vitalik could shit on everything. he probably got frustrated with autists constantly asking for his opinion on token values

Inmate
Inmate

Why did he post his censored face, anyway? If he was trying to keep his identity a secret it would make no sense. This seems like an "oops I accidentally revealed my identity :^)" kind of move.

DeathDog
DeathDog

working for the government is not impressive, especially evil jew shit like the EU commission and NATO

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dude the info of him was from Slack. He didn't release it himself

Inmate
Inmate

Vitalik is an autist programmer. He doesn't know shit about economics. It's like listening to a farmer's opinions on how much a sandwich should cost.

WebTool
WebTool

Wait a second....
You're telling me Euro Chad is Assblaster?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

lives in and works in Brussels, the finance capital of the world

KEK

idontknow
idontknow

incentive structures
consensus mechanisms
do not include manic speculation and fomo

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

this really russel my brussel

happy_sad
happy_sad

You need to buy EGAS and hold it long term, it has huge potential. 13M Max supply and it costs pennies right now. Great concept and active twitter. mooncoin material.
Take a [email protected] coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

MPmaster
MPmaster

Shut up faggot stop spamming all of our LINK threads with your complete bullshit garbage coin that has no use.

#notmyjustinpet

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What the fuck did you turbo autists just do to this guy?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Lmao. LInkies autism will be the reason why Link fails.

Evilember
Evilember

People were telling him earlier today to stop posting personal information and pictures. Paraphrasing "I am not too worried about the autists caring enough about me". Boy was he wrong. Oh well rip tripfag

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

kidnapped and tortured for his private keys

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASS BLASTER CONFIRMED

TreeEater
TreeEater

Guys. Guys.
Don't embarrass us in front of the grownups.

viagrandad
viagrandad

WE HAVE LIFTOFF GENTLEMEN

Emberburn
Emberburn

Assblaster died for our moon

Praise kek and the Lord Sergey

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Some user wrote something about trusting a man by the look of his hairline

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Anyone remember when /lit/ found that chick on YouTube and immediately terrified her off the platform? I'm being reminded of it right now, someone post their piss bottles for Christophe.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

First you insulted Rory, then you expelled cryptotakeoff and now you dox assblaster. Can one of you geniuses explain what the endgame is here?

Supergrass
Supergrass

No one doxxed assblaster. No one hunted him down. The guy literally posts on here all the time and then made a post on the slack. Put 2 and 2 together, it's not hard.

Soft_member
Soft_member

ASSBLASTER REMOVED HIS PHOTO AND INFORMATION FROM HIS TWITTER AND LINKEDIN

THIS CONFIRMS IT

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

oh fuck he did
what did y'all do to him?

Skullbone
Skullbone

AssBlaster died for our sins

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Assblaster is worth more to us if we don't ruin him. can you autists just relax

TechHater
TechHater

linkedin.com/in/christophemaertens/

look at what he did to his linkedin he put a rocket

IT'S A SIGN WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Lel I remember that

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

He removed his slack pic too

King_Martha
King_Martha

save assblaster 2018

idontknow
idontknow

Hold up
Who is this AssBlaster guy

SniperWish
SniperWish

Christophe was the mole, send a liquidation team
Our timeframe has been pushed forward significantly. Pump it now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

linkedin.com/in/christophemaertens/
nah that shit was there before but he did remove his picture

Flameblow
Flameblow

Jesus christ
So if this guy isn't actually larping.. Holy shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

exactly. If that guy is really AssBlaster, then this is fucking huge.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Veeky Forums's tentacles reach into the innards of the worldwide financial system. spicy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that al sounds like conspiracy talk

likme
likme

What if you guys scare him away and he stops coming back here?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

pls
if he's willing to make a secure trip he's not scared of fuckin Veeky Forums
he just needs to cover his bases cause he knows what being associated with this site can do to his career

RumChicken
RumChicken

also, one of you idiots called him a faggotron. how do you feel now?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I really like EGAS, it looks like a scamcoin but even if it is, at this price it can still go 10x before it gets dumped. check it out.
Take a [email protected] coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Doesn’t matter

If this guy is really assblaster i’m going all in

Illusionz
Illusionz

if i buy like 10k link am i going to kill myself in one year or actually have reasonable money?

how different does this feel to the early days of eth?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

looks like a scam coin
post something like this on an unrelated thread
yeah it's probably a scam coin

5mileys
5mileys

Everyone knows you’re a catfish whore.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Woah buddy relax

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Lol. It was a golden thread

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Its impressive in skills - most top beaurocrats rotate right into top exec functions.

girlDog
girlDog

I spent a good 10 mins laughing today realizing Veeky Forums is literally some weird metaphysical place of truth in some warped way

Emberfire
Emberfire

Veeky Forums controls the world
and to think this site exists just cause a 13 year old moot wanted to talk about anime

Evilember
Evilember

chad as fuck. link holders confirmed as chad, also new face of chainlink. in terms of chad levels i think sergey > AB by a small margin. definitely rory >>> sergey > AB though.

5mileys
5mileys

Fucking autists, don’t ruin assblaster. He is very valuable to us.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is why we don't get nice things.

Lunatick
Lunatick

He deleted everything except that LINK tweet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

y'know the Slack account that was connected to him has a time zone from MST, not from Belgium
I don't think this is Assblaster guys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Do I still have time to accumulate LINK? is there a timeframe for this?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

plenty of time, but i would do it in the next two weeks. feb 16 sergey speaks at bitcoin superconference. gonna be big. might be announcing testnet release.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

are you sure thats not your slack settings, genius?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

did we ruin Assblaster's plan?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Oh shit, I live near Dallas. Maybe I'll see this Sergey guy y'all are nuts for in person

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't think this turbo Chad didn't have this in mind

Bidwell
Bidwell

woops
at least with him deleting everything he probably is some important guy at some company working with LINK

takes2long
takes2long

tfw going to be rich

going hungry wasnt for nothing

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

literally eating rice and beans for the next two months, but I got a stack of 7k LINK

We gonna make it desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

twitter.com/creatine?lang=en

Really?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you're late m8
used to have info

farquit
farquit

kek he also thinks eth should be worth 7$
he's a genius programmer but a retarded commie faggot when it comes to economics

TreeEater
TreeEater

archive?

TechHater
TechHater

He's not retarded. Unlike you, he knows that crypto only survives on hype and that value is the reasonable cost pegged to the type of operations that are executed in the blockchain.

However, the purpose of ethereum seems to be making shitty tokens and ICO's. Since ethereum is connected to it, it's value grows since a lot of people buy it. ETH will never be used for anything else

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

t. vitalik

Playboyize
Playboyize

t.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I really like EGAS, it looks like a scamcoin but even if it is, at this price it can still go 10x before it gets dumped. check it out.
Take a [email protected] coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Thats Cooper guy from the magic pill movie

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reported and saged. Let’s not get this guy into trouble.

idontknow
idontknow

Brussels, the finance capital of the world

LMAO

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

can some anons do detective and find out where hes at in brussels?

I'm going there soon and I can do some next level inflitration for biz

RumChicken
RumChicken

over 500 contacts on LinkedIn

kek

StonedTime
StonedTime

sage

eGremlin
eGremlin

don't do this

iluvmen
iluvmen

This Assblaster saga is either going to make Veeky Forums sofa king rich or the most cucked bagholders since digimarines

Emberfire
Emberfire

lel. Educate yourself. Listen to some of his talks on yt even to understand what nonsense it is you are talking. Its always about (macro-) economic effects for him.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

have network in brussels

will go there for business

might as well see if I can find him one thursday evening, theres a lot of networking going on there

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yea he had to have known this would happen with what he gave us and had on the Slack.

The guy has a subgraph OS offline computer for the purpose of generating private keys for fucks sake. If he's been around Veeky Forums for any amount of time (and he has) there's no way he didn't know this would happen.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why does he have the Stellar logo in his linkedin name??!?!?!!

XLM mooning soon confirmed!!!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Fuck, OP image does actually look like Denis Reynolds....

Maybe he is AB

If this is true, then that’s gives his posts so much more credibility.

cum2soon
cum2soon

he's a fucking libertrarian

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Either way AB is /ourguy/, so if this is indeed his true identity we should just keep it to ourselves and leave it alone. Clearly he doesn’t want to be found out and we should respect that, he’s done a lot for us.

Skullbone
Skullbone

He said oracles weren't worth $32 million. But Vitalik has always been bad when it comes to understanding the market. He said Ethereum was overvalued at $7.

5mileys
5mileys

He cleaned his Twitter profile but his likes are still there... Nearly all of them about one thing in particular

JunkTop
JunkTop

I missed this assblaster thing.

Whats going on?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Early days of ETH

Exactly the same, except the potential of link is genuinely astronomical in comparison.

The first public holders of ETH were almost exclusively bizraeils.
Jump on now, buy as much as you can and hodl for three years. You will make it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I can only get so hard

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw i'm too retarded to realize if this is an elaborate ruse or this is really a once in a lifetime opportunity

i'll always be a poor brainlet

cum2soon
cum2soon

Brussels
Finance capital of the world
U fukn wot m8?

Flameblow
Flameblow

MUH DICK

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Shit if it really is a ruse... I gotta hand it to them, they did a great fucking job.

I was only able to get a few dollars worth of link but shit at least I'm in.

Firespawn
Firespawn

We are going to the moon guys get in before its too late. I have consolidated my position and am all in on link now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

damn, she has the body of a marvel babe

Booteefool
Booteefool

She's too chesty, user.

Firespawn
Firespawn

no guys this is a $5 EOY coin

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Are you people retarded? This guy comes and helps us and you start doing this shit, he may get fired.

Don't be assholes, we actually respect him here. Sage.

Nojokur
Nojokur

he should've known the risks posting on Veeky Forums, he's a smart guy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Shut the fuck up, he is gonna stop talking to us, and if you like money you will realise how dumb this is.

Skullbone
Skullbone

hey, if he were so smart he wouldn't get himself doxxed. im spreading this all over telegram and reddit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What does it matter if he is smart or not? He might have been drunk at the time or some Veeky Forums autist may have larped as him on slack to lure people into his twitter/linkedin.

All that matters is he was nice and very helpful towards us. And you are ruining his career by spreading this crap around. Shame on you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

She shut down her youtube channel after this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yall niggers ruin everything. This dude was literally putting us in Lambo land.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bring drunk isn't an excuse

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's shitty to go spreading this outside Veeky Forums but if you think he didn't realize at the very least that this was going to happen and more likely planned on it you may need your brain inspected. He's been on Veeky Forums longer than all of you and is clearly highly intelligent. He knew exactly what he was doing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I work for the EC in brussels, in the main building you see on TV not the IT shit building where he was.
People working here are not recruited because of their capacities, 99% only by acquaintance and relations. His dad or uncle works probably here before him.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

he's been on Veeky Forums longer than all of you
you cant prove that

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My dick is mooning.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Didnt i read that he was drunk while texting personal infos? I think that he now regrets this mistake..

Booteefool
Booteefool

WTF HE DELETED HIS LINKEDIN

massdebater
massdebater

He sent the pic, which is really all this is based on, in the morning or early afternoon I believe and made no reference to being drunk.

he's been a trip on /g/ for years.

King_Martha
King_Martha

any idea what look for in the archive?

RumChicken
RumChicken

did he really? LOL

wow biztards need to chill. This guy was helpin us out.

Illusionz
Illusionz

warosu.org/lit/thread/5972700

Techpill
Techpill

WHAAAAAAAAAT HAAAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME???? STIIIIIIIIIINKY LIIINKIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Emberfire
Emberfire

no he didn't he just got rid of his profile picture

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who the fuck is this dude?

farquit
farquit

Satoshi Nakamoto :^)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah because the actual smart people work in the unglamorous IT building keeping the whole system running while the flashy nepotism’s work in the EC building. That’s how most governments work, the smart people have to suck miles of dick to get anywhere and are eventually poached by private firms.

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