My buddy who has been in crypto since 2012 just told me that he passed the $1B mark. Literally a billion fucking dollars. He showed me one of his wallets with 500,000 ETH in it. This fucker only ever worked at McDonalds when he was a kid.
I'm not fucking kidding around here. WTF man...
Of course being the genius that I am, I only got into crypto this year..
>be 2012 >work at mcdonalds >see ETH for $1 >buy 500k >true story
Jonathan Bennett
Same. I told my friends that had been researching and hiding this knowledge from me to fuck off and that they are shady ass kikes and that I was considering kneecapping them if I ever saw them again.
Adrian Myers
>this story isn't even unique >there's thousands of NEET virgins that got in 5+ years ago that are multimillionaires+ by now This timeline.
Chase Hughes
500k ETH would be $150k at ICO If it's not a larp I think your friend is/was a darknet drug dealer
James Anderson
Those are the most dense eyebrows I've ever seen. If she didn't maintenance them, they would be ghastly.
Luis Hughes
Are you guys retarded?
Kevin Ortiz
>hiding knowledge from anyone who isnt a whale thats some top tier jewery. fuck those guys and buy NEO
Parker Ortiz
>88 BEST TIMELINE
Grayson Price
500k ethereum is worth 700 000 000 youre telling me your friend didnt cash out anything ever?
Evan Jackson
larping aside if any of us achieves that how would you even cash out without crashing the market and having the fbi at your door?
Jordan Turner
Yeah man its super fucked up. Im really poor and have lots of problems in my life affecting my kid and family that would be solved overnight if I had been pushed into crypto like 5 months ago. They were doing all this research and trading behind my back instead of just talking to me and convincing me. Oh well, karma will hit them well im sure of it. >NEO Im pretty tied up in a few others but will look into it thanks.
Landon Allen
My coworker,, a bright but FAT-AS-FUCK hacker type left the corp after 5 years. He was early in ETH, BTC and some other coins and just put them in his wallet. He also added more BTC in september, he even told us "this will be go up like to the center of the galaxy".
Wasn't in that type of tech back then. He said, he bought a house with all the monies with 8 flats and is now semi-retired, being the landlord/houseghost.
Jack Evans
kys normie subhumans
You'll always be late to the game and poor
Jaxon Reyes
>t. Expert who got into crypto 1 month ago.
My portfolio is all green faggot, can you say the same?
Brayden Cruz
Kekd. These normies are retarded and always find something to blame for their lack of self awareness and herd like mentality
Levi Barnes
Your friend has 1/700th of all crypto? Larp/10
Gabriel Miller
>90% of them lost their wallets
Ian Mitchell
Im a normie, so what? I think youre ignoring the fact that I had sociopathic friends, because if I had good info on investments id have shared it with my friends. Oh well, ill still hit 200k profit this year so im doing good.
I just think its funny how the prospect of making more money than someone else just to show out, is so popular with so many people. Pretty funny considering half these faggots on this site LARP as Aryan NatSoc badasses, then partake in kike level morality.
Michael Wright
Yes she does, and she'll be friends with anyone else that owns OmiseGo
Nicholas Carter
>been in crypto intermittently since 2013 >$3k
Ryder Cook
There are only 21 ETH wallets in the world that large Smells like BS, OP
Andrew Jackson
Is she older than 17?
Mason Allen
>I'm entitled to investment advice on a speculative asset
I've never seen a more buthurt poster. If they told you about crypto a year ago I guarantee you wouldn't have believed them at all. I got really into crypto about two years ago and most normies like you weren't interested. You have sour grapes, get real
Luke Martin
>implying OP's friend has it all tied up in ETH If that nigger has a billion he sure as fuck has it diversified and spread out among many investments and wallets
Xavier Foster
Did you even read the OP
Aaron Hernandez
I almost forgot, Im on Veeky Forums and none of you faggots have real life friends hahaha.
Now I get why noone here understands loyalty and friendship lol.
Carson Harris
post portfolio friend
>inb4 all in ETH
Jason Nelson
Uhh, your real life friends fucked you over didn't they?
Sounds to me that a lot of us understand the real world more than you. You need to read some marcus aurelius and stop blaming your failures on other people.
Evan Baker
Stop stop guys!
The normie is already DEAD!
Camden Watson
Did you
Nathaniel Williams
>Kike level morality You would've called me an idiot or scammer and laughed me out of a room had I told you anything a year ago. Now you've made a total 360° stance on crypto because you always see Ripple on CNBC and Forbes. There will be another crypto, another groundbreaking technology and with your attitude you will always be the last to adopt it and have the leftover scraps, following the herd. This You are so deluded on how the world works new friend
Jose Edwards
>He showed me one of his wallets with 500,000 ETH in it.
Nathan Garcia
1 POST BY THIS ID SHITTY LARP
Ian Young
Oh shit I got demon quads
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Michael Collins
FUCKING CHECKED
Tyler Bennett
Thanks just lost 100k
Nice scam
Xavier Carter
They're colored in with makeup you total retard.
Nicholas Turner
This. Pretty bad larp, OP. At least put some effort in to try to make a bit believable next time.
Austin Lopez
cashing out at most a median home income per month, or possibly buying expensive stuff with it.