He has a friend and thinks he's not a normie

>he has a friend and thinks he's not a normie
>he's had casual sex and thinks he's not a normie
>he's wagecucked and thinks he's not a normie
>he wants any of the above and thinks he's not a normie
You faggots are hilariously un self-aware

Wagecucking doesnt make you a normie, you just get stuck listening to them on a daily basis

>He thinks he is not a normie just because he is a loser

Huh? Doing the things I listed are what make you a loser

No. Acting like a normie makes you a normie.
You can do these things and not be a normie.
Unless you are autistic, in which case everyone who isnt autistic is a normie.

woke

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You can do all these things and be a normie. It just takes a lot more hoop-jumping than for normies. It works if you have high self confidence and look decent, as women just perceive you as being 'mysterious', or that's my best guess at least, it's really just confident autism.

go back to r9k faggot
not all of us are fat school shooter tier losers

If you don't tick all of these boxes I honestly feel so fucking sorry for you

Fuck sake, im a failed normie, thats way worse

>4/5 on almost every line

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i knew it

>tfw i tick none of the boxes
>tfw literally no one would be at my funeral
at least im not a failed normie, that would be even worse.

I realized I fingerbanged my ex in the car.

I only fill out what I do because I'm an old fag that cut most his friends out.

Reminder if you have facebook you have a box ticked.

im 31, so at one point i could have ticked the all except social media/getting tagged because i never bothered with facebook after using myspace, and im not american so no prom

does having sex with a hooker count as losing your virginity?

tfw I was a loser in high school that self improved to have plenty of close friends, get a good job, become a college athlete at a D1 school, get along with plenty of different social groups, but still haven't had sex at age 22, or even kiss since high school

I always assumed I was a normie, but I have none of these things.

Check your ID

ugh at least im evolving

Played in a team sport
Lost virginity
Tried drugs
Had a girl say she loved you
Guess I'm not a normie

went to one concert in 8th grade with one friend
can make conversation easily
use social network
skinny af but that's because i do drugs
been to house parties
have had a job

that's all.

Why

what do I win?

>Wagecucking doesnt make you a normie, you just get stuck listening to them on a daily basis

having any sort of life outside of sitting on a computer all day and immersing yourself in crypto makes you a normie

The disdain of your fellow man

fucc

Step it up user.

Still no BINGO here though.

Married too. Cheat often. How fugged am I paneets?

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