>he has a friend and thinks he's not a normie
>he's had casual sex and thinks he's not a normie
>he's wagecucked and thinks he's not a normie
>he wants any of the above and thinks he's not a normie
You faggots are hilariously un self-aware
He has a friend and thinks he's not a normie
Wagecucking doesnt make you a normie, you just get stuck listening to them on a daily basis
>He thinks he is not a normie just because he is a loser
Huh? Doing the things I listed are what make you a loser
No. Acting like a normie makes you a normie.
You can do these things and not be a normie.
Unless you are autistic, in which case everyone who isnt autistic is a normie.
woke
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You can do all these things and be a normie. It just takes a lot more hoop-jumping than for normies. It works if you have high self confidence and look decent, as women just perceive you as being 'mysterious', or that's my best guess at least, it's really just confident autism.
go back to r9k faggot
not all of us are fat school shooter tier losers
If you don't tick all of these boxes I honestly feel so fucking sorry for you
Fuck sake, im a failed normie, thats way worse
>4/5 on almost every line
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i knew it
>tfw i tick none of the boxes
>tfw literally no one would be at my funeral
at least im not a failed normie, that would be even worse.
I realized I fingerbanged my ex in the car.
I only fill out what I do because I'm an old fag that cut most his friends out.
Reminder if you have facebook you have a box ticked.
im 31, so at one point i could have ticked the all except social media/getting tagged because i never bothered with facebook after using myspace, and im not american so no prom
does having sex with a hooker count as losing your virginity?
tfw I was a loser in high school that self improved to have plenty of close friends, get a good job, become a college athlete at a D1 school, get along with plenty of different social groups, but still haven't had sex at age 22, or even kiss since high school
I always assumed I was a normie, but I have none of these things.
Check your ID
ugh at least im evolving
Played in a team sport
Lost virginity
Tried drugs
Had a girl say she loved you
Guess I'm not a normie
went to one concert in 8th grade with one friend
can make conversation easily
use social network
skinny af but that's because i do drugs
been to house parties
have had a job
that's all.
Why
what do I win?
>Wagecucking doesnt make you a normie, you just get stuck listening to them on a daily basis
having any sort of life outside of sitting on a computer all day and immersing yourself in crypto makes you a normie
The disdain of your fellow man
fucc
Step it up user.
Still no BINGO here though.
Married too. Cheat often. How fugged am I paneets?
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