Cashed out 350k

> Cashed out 350k

What to do with the money, Veeky Forums ?

get coke, good champagne, a nice hooker, go gamble and buy some good cigars

then invest the left over 349k into crypto again

fucking retard

Buy a house

lol this
or buy a property rent it out and live off the passive income

>coke
tried it, underwhelming
>hooker
Never dared
>gamble
I like that, might play some high stakes poker for the lulz
>cigars
stinks

go read some books faggot

Bet it all on black

> passive income
I know it's the best to do, but 0 fun

enjoy life, just don't buy that overpriced station wagon

pay random poor people to do really stupid shit for the luls.
pay other poor people to film it.
sit back and enjoy the show

buy yourself out of prison would be a start

>hight stakes
>350k

choose one

buy me a pizza?

pay your taxes before you get buttfucked

I've been looking at small yachts, you can get a pretty nice one used for around $200k in the med.

Boat upkeep is expensive and if you're not a millionaire its a waste of money. If you're looking at boats as a first purchase as a poorfag you're never going to make it

This. Give the nice people at the government 45% of your gains.

Pay tax

I'm writing a letter to the tax administration right now. I don't intend to avoid anything, but I have good chance to have 0,0% tax because it is a long term investment

It's only a long term investment if you held your coins for at least 1 year without trading them for anything else. If you've done that - good for you.

Yeah, that's it.

But I will have hard time to prove it since I bought most of them on btc-e

I still have the wire to their sketchy bank account though

Pay off any debt
Buy a house
Save the rest

Should be enough to show them that they were in your wallet the whole time though.

The thread is about what to buy with extra money. He cashed out $350k to buy stuff with and I assume he has plenty more. What cool thing should I buy if boats aren't worth it? I have a house and plenty saved.

Boats are for actual rich people. If you're actually rich thats fine, but if you have a few million from crypto a boat will kill you.

Other investments? Home renovations? Cooler car?
As they say, happiest day of a man's life is the day one buys a boat and the day they sell it.

prudently invest in a set of vanguard mutual funds
eventually buy a house, an engagement ring for a girl you love, and raise a nice family. maybe send your kids to college.

remember the crypto ponzi of 2018 fondly as the moment that you made it.

lol who has debt. how stupid can you be to have debt

I know people that have smaller sailboat in the med, costs them a few k a year. According to forums the size I'm looking at is usually costing people 10-20k but can cost up to $50k a year. Not that much. I currently make enough to sink 2 yachts a month with rpgs.

I'm sea sick and my gf too anyway, so no boat

Thanks for the suggestions Veeky Forums

here's a gift for those who know the best crypto out there

soup-tiny-wood-floor-pioneer-whip-clock-coil-enemy-swallow-orbit-wreck

why not just charter?
pretty sure owning one would get boring pretty quick.
fun as fuck for a week though i'm sure

Being a landlord isn't passive income.

Yeah I'm also considering that but the idea was to just travel around the med and just chill in different places for at least a few months. There's internet pretty much everywhere so I can trade etc from the boat.

Where you from? In USA long term is taxed. 15 or 20% I believe
And buy a home with money if you don’t have one.

can we have a hint user?