What's the least painful way to kill yourself?

What's the least painful way to kill yourself?

all in on tron

cyanide pill. Gone in 20 sec

Get a job, marry a nice girl, have 4 children, retire to Arizona, pass away of old age with a big beautiful family by your side.

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KEK

FEEL THE G'S

Take 50 pills of xanax, drink 1 liter of whiskey. Good night!

shotgun to the head

Believe it's been cited as a shotgun firing into the mouth

This is NOT foolproof. You will probably vomit most of the xanax but enough will have made it in your system that you'll be mildly retarded the rest of your life

>you'll be mildly retarded for the rest of your life
So you're saying this would actually improve my smarts?

XRP, TRX, DBC, CAN. I just have to hold and it will fix itself right? Or should I just all in on a coin?

This

I'd do it myself but I can find where to buy any

what would you recommend

Don't come here snowniggers

Helium exit bag gets talked about on r9k

Nitrogen asphyxiation.

that's an interesting thought

That you stop being sad

Any noble gas would do

that was wholesome

you have to go back chapo

as the child of a family like this in AZ, i agree

carbon monoxide

>delivery guys knocks on the door
>parent answers the door
>hello there here's your gas canister

How is that going to work?

Hypothermia

Also, I’m pretty sure if you did exit you’ll just wake up in a new multiverse where everything is the same but you havent yet done that to yourself. No getting off this ride pal.

if you’re gonna kys OP throw me your ETH so it doesn’t go to waste

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Definitely not trading crypto on your last day.

Avada KeDABra

There’s so much more to life than what you think right now. OP honestly take a step back and realize you’re acting like a faggot. Sav It out G, we all go through some shit.

Go out in true retro style with arsenic.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PINK REE

Jumping off a building. Guaranteed to work (provided you're not dumb enough to try this from your house roof), an insane adrenaline rush before you go, and instant death.