Wojak Army Report [Daily Loss Version]

Check your blockfolio percentage loss and post your rank hodlmarines. You can be enlisted in different coin armies. F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt; reporting for duty. Knees week, arms of heavy. Must keep morale up. We've lost many in the company. More losses likely to come. Not sure how much longer I can hold out. - Gunny, out

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

I’ve lost fifty dollars please send help

hang tough, pvt.

F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl reporting status - we're holding the line for now but the fresh conscripts are frightened. Will take disciplinary measures to enforce morale in the ranks

Nice to see a motivated young LCpl. Take care of the kids out there.

Private McGee reporting in. The squad’s morale is low after entering into Snovio and XRB territory after the “dip”, and now their DRGNs are dropping, I’ve heard rumors of desertion. What are we supposed to do, boss?

In a week I went from 300k euros to 190k euros. Hold me anons

Master Gunny reportin

You're an inspiration to us all, Sir. Hold strong, General.

Sergeant major reporting, hold me anons

> the beatings will continue until morale improves

Master Sergeant reporting in. We were due for a cleansing. 50% loss in the last week.

Private First Class, PFC reporting in

Getting dangerously close to my initial investment line, surrender may or may not be my only option

PFC reporting, god bless BTC

WOJAK TO FIREBASE TANGO - WHERE IS THE FUCKING INDIRECT FIRE SUPPORT? WERE GETTING KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE ENEMY IS CLOSING

CWO4 reporting in.

I've seen this shit 10 times before, now if you'll excuse me I'll fuck off till the next monthly briefing.

*Disappears into thin fucking air like all warrants do when not forced to show up*.

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting in

Sergeant, reporting in!
Kucoin fucked me big today, holy shit.

I'm +3% so what am I?

Major here. I never signed up for this.

Our enemy

MasterSergeant reporting in... down $3k right now... thank fuck I bought XLM at $.20 or I'd be wojacking all over. Better dig in deep boys, this is looking nasty, the resistance is putting up a strange fight this time!

Give em hell!

Wojak Officer 1 reporting fresh out of ROTC... what the hell have I gotten myself into

kek. Wojak officer reporting in. Still 3x my initial investment, but at one point I was at 6x. So this dip has halved my ath over time...

FUCKING HOLD THE PERIMETER MEN

fudders, shills, stock traders, boomers, jews, the banks... there's a lot of people that want us dead, but we're still here

welcome to the jungle

Warrant Officers don't go to ROTC you fucking rube. They start off as enlisted and go that route after reaching Gunny/MSGT.

Staff Sergeant reporting in sir!
Ready to head a coordinated attack at certain dips in the enemy's battlements.
Requesting confirmation on said dips sir!

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