I sing you songs while it crashenings

Let me get drunker and find a decent mic and I'll see what happens.

BREAKING MY BACK JUST TO KNOW MAKE MONEY

EVERYTHING DIPS AND I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS GAME

BREAKING MY BACK JUST TO MAKE MONEY

MILKERS AINT CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS

ANYTHING GOES BUT DON'T BLINK IT MIGHT DIP

CAUSE MILKERS AINT CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS

I SAID MILKERS AINT CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS

BRING THEM BACK UP BRING THEM BACK UP TONIGHT

NEVER THOUGHT THEYD LET A RUMOR RUIN MY MARKET

FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BREAKING MY BANK JUST TO MAKE MONEY

youtube.com/watch?v=ck4TehoByPU
I also have a (good) midi version if you need it.
Ahhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhh, AAAAHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's sell

Let's sell
For fear the crash will come
Let's sell
For fear my life is done
Let's pay
At the peak is when I buy
Let's pay
Over the market, the freefalling market

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

buy 1 in the money call options for next month on Amazon.

thank me later

HAHA!
Here's a little something for you Ripplers
Yeah

What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't hold 2 million FLAP
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't hold 2 million FLAP

Hater, you, don't even hold FLAP, bitch, you's a mark fool
Motherfuck that ho shit, 20 G's, I'm all in
I'm about to buy more when my welfare check come in
I changed crypto game don't get it misunderstood
Own half the marketcap it's all good
Can't hedge with STEEM, got FLAP, got two mil
Three years they on my dick, these model chicks
Pay two FLAP or maybe three
I'm straight out poverty, you best believe
Buy some FLAP from me go in hard, hard is how it's done
Seven for forty ETH, fourteen for forty one
And I don't care if you judge me
I'm holding FLAP, and living so lovely
So stop looking like you're dumb
You know you wanna buy, but fail to get some

I'M GONNA HOLD EM ALL

A SEVENTH COIN DIP COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK

PAJEET'S GONNA RIP ME OFF

DUMPING THEIR BAGS RIGHT BEHIND MY BACK

AND I'M LOOKING AT MY PHONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE I CAN'T FORGET

MY HANDS ARE WEAK AND I'M ABOUT TO SELL

AND A MESSAGE COMING FROM MY THREAD SAYS LEAVE IT ALONE

Telegram, ooh, yeah, pump and dump, yeah, Telegram, ooh

Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram,
Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, (Telegram!)
Got ten guys in my Telegram (Ooh!)
Pump and dump coins we tell you when (soon!)
We pump the coin we tell you the name (BAT!)
Be wealthy sir, happy money (CONGRAT!)
We not charge fee for to help you sir (NO!)
So buy Loopring sir we pump sir (GO!)

Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, (Telegram!)

Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, Telegram, (Telegram!)

Can I get a key for which each of these songs are?

t. cultural illiterate

This did cheer me up

Thank you OP

I am literally tone deaf. Anything I say to try to help you would be wrong.

The songs I copypasted are

Killing in the Name Of: Rage Against the Machine
This Is How You Remind Me: Nickelback
Kryptonite: 3 Doors Down
X Gon Give It To Ya: DMX
Dancing in the Moonlight: King Harvest
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack: VIPER
Gucci Gang: Lil' Pump

I don't know about other anons, I don't presume to speak for them.

Top notch bowie cover right here helping me go through the dip A+++++

Is "Let's Dance" by David Bowie

When you were new , you were the king of random moonings
And how you built your stack just fucking round with Beans
And holy shit the ANT shares just fell right at your feet
And then your ANTS mooned into DADI's ICO
And DADI pumped as verge had hit the floor
So then you laughed and thought you knew what daytrades were for

And this is the moon one afternoon, you saw it coming
Then from above the knife you caught it sank into your soul
To subsatoshi space where no coin dares to go
You drank until you were no longer thining
And put an order in that no one else would try
And told the biztards it was time to win or die

(DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

I LOVE YOU MINISTER!

MINISTER YOU SAT-O-SHIIIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE YOU MINISTER

MINISTER YOU SATOSHIIIIIIIIII!!!

I bought crypto on my cellphone
I bought crypto on my cellphone
Yeah
I bought crypto on my cellphone
Late night when the fomo struck
crypto on my cellphone
Late night when the fomo struck
And that was when I bought link
It was mooning on that night
That was when I bought link
It was mooning on that night

Transactions used to cost a penny
I don't know how to really feel now
Everybody sold and I feel left out
Market's going down, you got me stressed out
Transactions used to cost a penny
I was buying less and gaining more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Shilling some coins I've never seen before

I bought crypto on my cellphone
Late night when the fomo struck
Crypto on my cellphone
Late night when the fomo struck
fomo

Here have another one

Ah, ah, ah, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH little Crypto coin
Ah, ah, ah, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH little Crypto coin

I could escape this valley, with my Crypto coin
I feel a wreck with out my, little Crypto coins
I see their price falling, like a boulder
Saw markets crashing
I'm a mess with all my, little Crypto coins
Wake up mornings say bye, to all my crypto coins
I see their prices falling, like a boulder
Saw the markets crashing down

I feel a-tragic like I'm Eddie Lampert
When I look at my crypto coins
I could pretend that nothing really lost too much
When I look at my crypto coins
I stumble into town, bankrupt and feeling down
Visions of endless dips in my head
Plans for suicide
Blood gushing out of my eyes
My little Crypto coin
Never invest with me
I'll ruin everything you are
You know, I'll give you ethereum
I'll give you books of red
I'll give you coins that go and lose the world
And when I get bankrupted
My little crypto coin says
Oh baby, just you hold right on
She says, ah-ah-aaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She says, ah-ah-aaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She says
She says
And when I get bankrupted
My little crypto coin says
Oh baby, just you hold right on
And when I get excited
And when I get bankrupted
My little crypto coin says
Oh baby, just you hold right on
She says, ah-ah-aaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She says

Ah, ah, ah, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH little Crypto coin

May I suggest

"That was when I bought that link
It was pretty cheap I think..."

I really like EGAS, it looks like a scamcoin but even if it is, at this price it can still go 10x before it gets dumped. check it out.
Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

kek i almost choked on food

Ayy, I've been buyin low and selling high
Man, I feel just like a crypto-god (god)
Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas
And they always be hodlin like a masta
Losing money, daytrade on binance
And lose more, man I need a shotgu-u-un
When the whales set sell walls on my coins
They make that thing go drrro-dr-dr-drop (down, down, down)

We're losing our currency
And now we're stuck in bankruptcy
We are the linkies
We are the linkies
We are the linkies
We are the linkies

We're investing catastrophic
And all bagholding comedic
We are the linkies
We are the linkies
We are the linkies
We are the linkies

youtube.com/watch?v=wHEoMpMvz7A

Shill me to the moon!
Let me trade among the stars
Let me see what gains are like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, no weak hands
In other words, /biz, kiss me

Fill my bags with coins!
And let me sing for ever more
Whale tier is all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you

Fill my bags with coin
Let me shill for ever more
Moonshots are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, in other words
/biz, I love you

Alright, I'm pretty worn out, I don't know how many more I have in me but I'm going to try to keep going. If nothing else, I hope I took some of your minds off this correction.

Remember, even as the Titanic sank, the band played on and win or lose, we all end up at the big fat zero in the end so never get too depressed when you're in the red and never get complacent when you're in the black.

OP these are great but please post the song name at the end of each one otherwise it takes a while to figure out.

But wow some of these are brilliant

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ai8yyLoJNJM

Please do this one. I think it’s got heaps of potential:

I'll try and make Veeky Forums album covers for the rest of these some time.
youtube.com/watch?v=QAGCVYDJHss
.... . .-.. .--. -- . -- --- -- -- -.--
C R Y P T O G R A P H I C C U R R E N C Y
Monero, Bitcoin cash, IOTA, Ethereum
Monero, Bitcoin cash, IOTA, Ethereum
Stop trading cryptocurrency
It's in the red for you and me
Stop trading cryptocurrency
Too broke to even pay the fee

Blockchain watching and day trading
futility in all your waiting
Stop trading cryptocurrency
It's in the red for you and me

-.-- . .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. --. .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- ..- .... .... --. ..- --. .... ..- .... ..- .... ..- --. .... ..- --. .... ..- --. .... ..- --. .... ..- --. .... ..- .... --. ..- .... ..- ....

C R Y P T O G R A P H I C C U R R E N C Y
C R Y P T O G R A P H I C C U R R E N C Y
Monero, Bitcoin cash, IOTA, Ethereum
Monero, Bitcoin cash, IOTA, Ethereum
Stop trading cryptocurrency
It's in the red for you and me
Stop trading cryptocurrency
Too broke to even pay the fee

Blockchain watching and day trading
futility in all your waiting
Stop trading cryptocurrency
It's in the red for you and me
.... . .-.. .--. -- . -- --- -- -- -.--

I stacked my ETH into an ICO the other day
Well, they just ran off - sometimes life's okay
I paid for Brain a bit too much, ah what can I say?
Now biz shitposts about me everyday.

...And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains anyway, well

A phishing link took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad MEW addresses, who knows where your funds land
*de jooze* will work their way to all your plans
We both got hired on, exactly, the same day
So now we're both just wagecucks at Subway
And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains okay
And we'll all make gains alright
Already we'll all make gains
Now don't you worry we'll all make gains alright
Already we'll all make gains alright
Don't worry we'll all make gains
Alright, Already
And we'll all make gains alright
Already we'll all make gains alright
Don't worry even if the whales are just a bit
Too heavy we'll all make gains alright
Already, we'll all make gains alright
Already, we'll all make gains okay
Don't worry, even if whales are heavy
We'll all makes gains alright
Already, we'll all make gains
(Alright!)
Now don't you worry, we'll all make gains
(Alright!)
We'll all make gains...

all make gains

Oh shit I forgot the sauce
youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking link could never dip
Under a dollar 9
But then I spent so many nights just buying high and selling low

And I grew poor
And I learned there is no floor

Now some shitcoins
In outer space
I used to look at vaporware
With a disgusted look upon my face

I should have never fallen for biz memes
I should have let pajeet scam me
If I'd known for just one second
Those gains would have set me free

Guess I'll go
Walk out the door
Find a tall building
And climb up to the 200th floor
Pink wojaks are telling me
to an hero and say goodbye
Did you think id HODL
With hands too weak for rope to tie?
Oh no not I
I will swan dive

Oh as long as I know I lost 50 bucks
I know I'll never stay alive
I know its all over for me
A wasted life of wagecuckery

I will swan dive
I will swan dive
Hey hey!

10/10

Is it disco time?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's no good, it's no good
It's no good, it's no good
It's no good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watch it go, Watch it go
Watch it go, Watch it go
Watch it go

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH

IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Why pick me? Why pick me?
Why pick me? Why pick me?
Why pick me?
AHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH

IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm so screwed, I'm so screwed,
I'm so screwed, I'm so screwed,
I'm so screwed
AAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fallin through, Fallin through,
Fallin through, Fallin through,
Fallin through
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH, IT'S A CRASH
IT'S A CRASH

IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH, IT'S A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

youtube.com/watch?v=JhKqs7dUMa8

She don't care about that ICON
She don't care bout X-R-P
And that's real good cause all I have is fifty KIN
And as you know that is worth nothing

She likes me for me
Not because I give her all my neetbux
Absolutely soon we might fuck
Don't tell me I'm cucked

But all she sees
What I write in blockfolio
And the tears upon the pillow
that I shed

She don't care about my waifus
Or my collection of DVDs
Things like that just never mattered much to her
Plus she don't watch too much TV

And she don't care I took a flyer
on whitepapers nobody's ever seen
But if she really wants to go
I think deep down she knows that
All she has to say is when

She likes me for me
Not because I say I'll get a lambo
On the gains of ACHAIN and POE
Sometime around 2023

She's the one for me
And I just can't live without her
My arms belong around her
And I'm so glad I found her once again
And I'm so glad I found her once again
And I'm so glad I found her once again

Hey sorry, I cocked up one of the choruses.

can you do Bonny M's daddy cool? gonna be catchy as fuk if its done right

youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY

I've got coins in low places
where the candles fall
and fake news
chases my gains away

But I'll be ok

And I'm not big on swing trading
Think this crypto markets just like Las Vegas

Oh I've got coins

In low places

What a thrill...
With losses and sleepless frantic nights
What a thrill...
I'm desperate and I'll buy into you
What a bag in my hand
Profits just a dream!

I'd give my cash
Not for longterm, but to moon! [Link Marine]
In my time there'll be no net gain
Dark, it's the dip I fly into! [Link Marine]
Bankrupt, to a meme,
Link Marine!

Someday you go through the red
And someday, you buy on a hilltop
This ordeal, no man will survive
For the day we see green light!

I'd give my cash
Not for longterm, but to moon! [Link Marine]
In my time there'll be no net gain
Dark, it's the dip I fly into! [Link Marine]
Bankrupt, to a meme,
Link Marine!

Bankrupt, to a meme,
Link Marine!
(Link Marine!)

youtube.com/watch?v=fDY-PxP-2CU

(Hate to reference DADI again but I can't find another way to go with it)

Hold my bags like a mule
Why'd you buy DADI, tool?

Hold my bags like a mule
Why'd you buy DADI, tool?
Hold my bags like a mule
Why'd you buy DADI, tool?

(Now you're)
DADI, DADI's mule
DADI, DADI's mule
DADI, DADI's mule
DADI, DADI's mule

"He's crazy, buying up DADI
But he believes in it
He loves his DADI"

(Now he's)
DADI, DADI'S mule,
DADI, DADI'S mule,
DADI, DADI'S mule,
DADI, DADI'S mule,

In love mgs3, best one.

(To the tune of Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing")

I could stay awake just for ten percent gains
Watch you dip while I was sleeping
Lamboland is where I'm dreaming
I could spend my life in this shit, surrendered
I could stay lost in these tokens, forever
Every moment spent with you gets me closer to treasure

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
My blockfolio...
I DO NOT want to miss a thing
And even though I dream of you
I think my gains will turn to poo
My blockfolio
I WILL NOT miss a fucking thing.

Lying on my phone feeling my heart beating
And I'm wondering if LISK's mooning
Wondering if the risk is paying
Then I beat my dick and pray that God will kill me
And I just want my shit to moon soon
forever and ever
forever and ever

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
My blockfolio...
I DO NOT want to miss a thing
And even though I dream of you
I think my gains will turn to poo
My blockfolio
I WILL NOT miss a fucking thing.

YO
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
BOLLINGER BANDS ARE TIGHTENING ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
TO SELL LOW, BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTIN'
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN, THE TROLLBOX GOES SO LOUD
HE SELLS ALL NOW, BUT THE ORDER WON'T COME OUT
HE'S CHOKIN', HOW, EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW
THE WHALES CASH OUT, PUMP IS OVER, BLAOW!
SNAP BACK TO REALITY, OH THERE GOES BTC
OH, THERE GOES DBC, HE CHOKED
HE'S SO MAD, BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY? NO
HE WON'T HAVE IT, HE KNOWS HE WILL HANG ON THIS ROPE
IT DON'T MATTER, HE'S DOPE, HE KNOWS THAT, BUT HE'S BROKE
HE'S SO KUCKED THAT HE KNOWS, WHEN HE GOES BACK TO HIS 'FOLIO, THAT'S WHEN ITS
BACK TO KNEEPADS AGAIN YO, THIS WHOLE RHAPSODY
HE BETTER GO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT AND HOPE IT DON'T PASS HIM

This is probably my last one. Be nice to your fellow anons. I will be back.

(To the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")

In the day we sweat it out on the tweets of a renegade Korean man's memes
At night we ride through made up mansions in crypto bought 'borghines
Some conclusions off of hand drawn lines in
MSPaint shit, makes us all horny to buy

WOAHHHH!

Baby these coins rip the bones from your back
They're a death trap, they're a suicide rap
We gotta get out with a sum
Cause shills like us, baby our time's almost DOOOOOOONE!

(OOH YES IT IS!)

user, let me in, I want to be your friend
I want to sell you solid investments
Just trust the coins I say will go 10x and
send your ETH to my wallets
Together we could break these banks
We'll moon to the top,
these gains will never go back

(WOOOOAAHHH!)

If you can't do ETH I'll do a wire
Cause no one on Veeky Forums has ever been a liar
Don't you want to know how rich feels?
You know that gains are all that matter, user, you know that these gains are REAAAALLLL!

(Yes I CAN SHOW YOU!)

1-2-3 GO!

Beyond the sell walls gold plated lambos scream down the boulevard
The FUD'ers try to weaken your hands, they are going to try so hard
I'll go all in ARK, I'll shill BitcoinDark,
Newfags all will come and pump my shit
I'm gonna live in a mansion with a helicopter
and an eighteen year old bitch!

(YES!)

The order book's jammed with broken weak hands on a last chance exit strat
Everybody knows that the floor is near
But they don't know where it's at!

Together, user, we can get rich from crypto
I'll tell you all the coins where your money should go

WOOOOAHHH!

Someday user, I don't know when,
we're gonna get to that place
we really wanna go
and we'll walk in the sun

BUT TILL THEN

SHILLS LIKE US, BABY, OUR TIME'S ALMOST DONE!

SHILLS LIKE US, BABY, OUR TIME'S ALMOST DONE!

SHILLS LIKE US, BABY, OUR TIME'S ALMOST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

This was my masterpiece. Thank you, Veeky Forums goodnight.

Hello red candle, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because the crash is softly creeping
Didn't sell my coins while I was sleeping
And the assets that I bought during the day..
Still remains..
Within the candles of redness..

I am as dumbfounded by this thread as I am impressed. Well done OP your autism is on another level.

seriously, congrats on this

best one in this ITT

fuckin checked
based

To the tune of "Boot Scootin' Boogie"

Out in the shitcoins
Past the stinky linky sign
Well there's a honky tonk
Near the Bounty line
The joint starts jumpin' every night
When the candles go up
They got Bitcoin, Litecoin Ether and Tokes
It's where all the cowboy folk
Go to boot scootin' boogie
I don't got a job but
I work hard for my money
it's never quittin' time I keep the PC runnin'
I fire up my Bittrex account
And let the candles run
I go selling down the highway
Look at the RSI
Stuck out in the dips
To do the boot scootin boogie
Yeah buy low do si do
Come on baby let's go boot scootin'
Oh cadillac blackjack FunFair meet me out back
We're gonna boogie
Oh, go down, turn around, go to town
Root tootin FuDDie
The bartender asks me says son what'll it be
I want a shot at that SiaCoin lookin' at me
The dance floors hoppin' and it's hotter than the fourth of July
I see outlaws, inlaws crooks and straights all out makin' it shake
Doin' the Root tootin Fuddie
Yeah buy low do si do
Come on baby let's go root tootin
Oh cadillac blackjack funfair meet me out back
We're gonna boogie
Oh, get down, turn around, go to town
Boot scootin' boogie
I said, get down, turn around, go to town
Boot scootin' boogie
Oh, get down, turn around, go to town
Boot scootin' boogie

one of the best biz threads ever

Do one for Working Class hero

Checked

Quality bread. Thanks Veeky Forums

bump got a good one coming

On a cold winter's eve
On an imageboard bound for nowhere
I shitposted with the Trader
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
At our screens in the darkness
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to post
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's trades
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held bought n sold
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out n faded
For a taste of your best meme
I'll give you some advice"
So I posted my rarest Wojack
And he laughed and keked a bunch
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the board got deathly quiet
And his posts lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to HODL 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to buy the dips
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're candles are a pumping
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the pumpin's done
Every trader knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' which coins to throw away
And knowin' what to HODL
'Cause every coin's a winner
And every coin's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die
in your sleep
And when he finished postin'
He turned back toward the exchange screen
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The trader he broke even
But in his final words
I found an coin that I could keep
You've got to know when to HODL 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to buy the dips
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're candles are a pumping
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the pumpin's done
You've got to know when to HODL 'em (when to HODL 'em)
Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
Know when to buy the dips
And know when to run
You never count your money
When your candles are a pumpin
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the pumpin's done

i'll record each one of these songs with guitar and vocals if anyone is interested

vocaroo.com/i/s0b9wXJWSGkt

vocaroo.com/i/s0WTgcusQoMv

Here you go OP. Recorded two of your songs for you in a one shot

Breaking my back just to hold some chain

Seventy cent bags and I've had it with Sergey

I'm breaking my back just to hold some Chain

But Lambos ain't close in a place like this

Anything goes but don't LINK, you might miss

'Cause Lambos ain't close in a place like this

I said, oh, Lambos ain't close in a place like this

Bring it back down, bring it back down below 50 cents tonight

Never thought I'd let a shitcoin ruin my life

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

vocaroo.com/i/s0RShjC4aYu5
Candles of Redness

If you wanna tip the autistic starving musician btc i'd be super grateful. Trying to pay for a flight for my faggy musician hobby to the UK. 1PnvDSTfebHC1AK3wUAEeQWjJ6xETN42xj
I'll keep posting up new recordings of each song

>vocaroo.com/i/s0WTgcusQoMv

holy shit beautiful voice

thanks :)

"I will swan dive"
vocaroo.com/i/s0FRM4HufAc1

ill keep going if anyone is interested

dont stop siren of Veeky Forums

CASH ME OUT

CAN'T CASH OUT

CASH ME OUT INSIDE

JUST JUST
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
CRYPTOCURRENCY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY!

youtube.com/watch?v=i-gyZ35074k

I know this markets upside down
so hold your bags and wait it out
I know that we were praying for gains so what I dont mind

You sell the dip ill buy the highs
dont let the tears fall from your eyes
I know these walls were spoofed and fake so what I dont mind

Are you gonna crash tonight
Are you gonna crash tonight
oh oh oh oh Are you gonna crash tonight

Are you gonna crash tonight
Doesnt mean its down for life
so oh oh oh are you gonna crash tonight

vocaroo.com/i/s1oNomWxDSnF
this is the king of carrot flowers one OP posted

"hotline bitcoin"
vocaroo.com/i/s0OUzTNxjOTP

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

AAAAAAAA

BUMP

youtu.be/S4iIsE1PBhE?t=30s

user was a renegade
never liked to play it safe
one shitcoin at a time
theres got to be a better way
ohh NEETs came from miles around
couldnt hold a steady job
welcome to the crypto game
boomin like an atom bomb

oh but user showed up late to the story
and everything went wrong
he'll get his folio to its former glory
if his hands are strong

its gonna take a long time
its gonna take it but we'll make it one day
its gonna take a long time
its gonna take it but we'll make it one day

Oh Justin had an ICO
started up Tron Studio
100k throw it in
Turn it into solid gold
Oh people all around the world
tunin in to the discord
Welcome to the crypto ride
Buckle up cause here we go

oh but user showed up late to the story
and everything went wrong
he'll get his folio to its former glory
if his hands are strong

its gonna take a long time
its gonna take it but we'll make it one day
its gonna take a long time
its gonna take it but we'll make it one day

bump

this made me laugh lots thanks user

Thank you for keeping us up in these hard times
bless you op and all you wonderful folks

A+

A+ I fucking love it

Here's one I've been singing in my head for days/weeks now

Here comes the dump..do do do
Here comes the dump, and I say
It's all right
Little darling, it's been a bull rollercoaster winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the dump
Here comes the dump, and I say
It's all right
Little darling, the wojacks returning to eat faeces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the dump
Here comes the dump, and I say
It's all right
Dump, dump, dump, here it comes
Dump, dump, dump, here it comes
Dump, dump, dump, here it comes
Dump, dump, dump, here it comes
Dump, dump, dump, here it comes
Little darling, I feel the candles are quickly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the dump
Here comes the dump, and I say
It's all right
Here comes the dump
Here comes the dump, and I pray
It's all right
It's all right

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

Doodoo doodoo doo doo doo doo, doodoo doodoo doo doo doo doo,

The faster we're falling, we're dumping and selling,
The candles are dropping again
Just as the charts were looking up you said it wasn't good enough
And still we all in one more time
Maybe we're just trying too hard, when really it's closer than it is too far

Cause i'm into the dip, and i'm trying to keep, all the bags in my hand, straight from going under
Cause i'm into the dip, and i'm trying to keep, all the bags in my hand, straight from going under, straight from going under

love ya Veeky Forums