I work for coinbase. You have 1 hour. Don't say I didn't do anything for you

I work for coinbase. You have 1 hour. Don't say I didn't do anything for you

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1 hour for what???

1 hour to buy or withdraw?

NEO faggot

One hour to cash out!

I'm guessing this LARPer is hinting that CB will suspend cashing out.

1 hour before it goes temporarily down or 1 hour before it goes gox?

what??? is ESPers really going on coinbase???
NOICE

thanks just bought back in

1 hour until it's all over. For real this time.

This is it!

Coinbase is adding Ripple!

Thanks for the info, OP. Just bought 100k!

XRPPP!PP!!!!!!!! THE TRUE FLIPPENING BEGINS!!!!!

But... You literally didn't do anything for me except tell me where you work and that I have an hour? There is zero useful information here you retard.

This was super useful my dude.

Before a 36 hour matience. All outbound and inbound transactions will be temporarily halted.

I'll probably get fired for this.

should I cash out all my ETH

>Coin base adds Ripple
>Fucks it up like they did Bcash
>Crashes the market during a crash

They're adding NEO

This, fidget spinner at 5$ end of day confirmed.

No. But you should send it to MEW

Do you fucking newfaggots really not know this is a larp?

OP probably hasn’t had a job since his first one when he was 16.

This makes more sense than anything.

You will all see the potential of Mincoin soon!

pleasepleasepleasepleaseeplease
PLEASE

No one has been able to cash out from GoxBase in over a month

You’re on an EBT card, GTFO.

About to cash out..

kek. this.

THIS IS THE BEST!!! ^^ top!
i love how I got justed by etheremon... bought one cheap one, thought I was early... noooooooo xD xD xD nono noooo

Thank you if true. But why? to save the market?

assblaster

>Don't say I didn't do anything for you
You didn't say jack shit

Not only fired: you will be arrested if this is true.

I work for 1 hour. You have coinbase. Don't say I didn't do anything for you

if you don't know, you shouldn't be here

what the fck is matience?

For what? These aren't securities big boss. If anything he'll be fired and sued into oblivion

I'm a backend engineer at Coinbase.

OP is full of shit. No one is at the office yet. It's fucking 10:30am in SF.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't know I'm not in management. Transfer while you can

what time do you fuckers start? Jesus no wonder it's a shithole ran by millenial SF queers with buttplugs in all day

sounds good. I'm not cashing out in the next 36 hours anyway. hopefully this means you're gonna have a better set of servers in less than 2 days, fantastic. let the new money flow into crypto. thanks for this great news

If this were true, would you buy in now before the maintenance?

>SF is a shithole

You dont say.

Neo is a security, it’s getting delisted from exchanges you retard.

lol that faggot thinks the SEC is gonna investigate

Salty Qtum fag.

>You know what, some of you are cool. Don't go to coinbase tomorrow.

OP is trying to make idiots throw away their money by feeding the dip and realize their stupidity after an hour passes and THE KING makes it's way back to 14k, on the road back to 25.

In short, OP is trying to FUD so that IDIOTS SELL their WEAK HANDS like limp-wristed puppies. On the upside, OP just let us know that the dip will last for one more hour and it's only up from there.

Buy the dip while it's still time, check em and cap

>reads one blog yesterday
>takes it as absolute truth

Cool

I also want to know this.

itt the 90% of the worlds idiot population

Fuck sell then?

Thanks, sold everything.

That's why you're here

my daddy works at coinbase

Tethered up go ahead an mtgox

Kek

Only engineers come late, they leave late as well.

My team has a daily stand-up at 11:30 before lunch, otherwise you come and go as you want. What matters is your productivity output.

post your portfolio
will give you my mt gox password if you do

if pajeet ever made a moving logo it would look like that.

It's a boring portfolio desu

BTC - 25% (Post MtGox crash)

ETH - 35% (Since ICO)

ZCL/BTCP - 30%

TEZOS - 10% (frozen)

nice

you see blockchain having serious longevity w/r/t not just to tech but also investing or do you think bubbly speculation shit going on atm will end it as a viable asset class?

fucking this

why wont u answer faggot

dop btc for bch, drop eth for bytbeall, drop tezos for zen protocol

Don't think you gave us enough time, my purchase in coinbase aint going through

OH SHIT TRUE

Holy fuck HE WAS RIGHT

>CANT CASH OUT
NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC

Lelle, Coinbase is trying to stop people from cashing out for a day, possibly kickstarting the market reversal.

You did do nothing
>I work for CB
>1 hour
Yup fucking nothing.

Someone who actually knows anything wouldn’t make such a hopelessly vague post.

I agreed to buy eth on coinbase and it says that I used my weekly card limit. Here's to hoping that when they reopen my eth suddenly isnt worth 50% less and I never had access to it... not counting on it though.

WHAT THE FUCK

>cna't withdraw my ETH
wht the fuck

COINBASE YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME IM GOING TO GET SLAPPED BY MOM FOR INVESTING HER MONEY I LOST A TON AND CANT GET IT BACK NIGGEEEEEEEERS

I managed to get half of it out in time, but the rest is fucked.

>>>/heem/

SEE

stopped using coinbase back in july after they overcharged me

not to mention taking forever to get money in or out

NOO

killyourself.network/

Give me your address and I’ll gladly flood it with kys

This won't end bad.

Guys he is not joking. Pretty sure I know who it is. Like 4 desks over.

Which platform do you use now?

You are an idiot.

Since Coinbase is actual cancer and Bitstamp won't verify my fucking account, what's a good exchange?

Wait, what are you guys talking about? I just bought some eth and sent it to binance. no problems.

If you're trying to withdraw cash you're dumb and probably just gonna get burned.

Working for bittrex here. It's canceled don't worry. This guy is fake news.

Binance has been good to me actually. Didn't take forever to get verified.
But it's kind of complicated, at least for me I'm tyring to figure out how to turn Eth into other ocins

>it's mtgox all over again
Now I can say for sure: it was the bubble

>check em and cap
fail

nice inspect element retard

k its been 1 hour and 8 minutes. nothing happened.

so was op a faggot or was he proven right and delivered and thus not a faggot ?

i wouldnt know becuz i dont use faggy cuckbase in the first place

My dad works at Nintendo but he moonlights at Coinbase

Take a wild guess.

I work here at coinbase also, Brian is crying right now, is all over anons

I work for 1 hour. You have coinbase. Don't do anything I didn't say you.

>ITT: so many newfags using Coinbase
I'm glad it's going down. Hopefully for good. Taking normie money with it
All I have on Cuckbase I'd the free BitTrash shit they gave out when they market manipulated

i ordered $49 worth btc a week ago, why hasn't it gone through?

>was OP a faggot

Hmm idk...