Today I become a hero

leave no survivors faggot. Do a flip

just buy link

This is going to be big if it's true.

Give me your coins before you become a hero or i will commit suduko too

Crypto is not for everyone. I hope you will be successful with your taxi business. U Still gonna get pajeeted tho.

>tries to drive off a bridge
>gets cucked by the barrier
I hope you fail at suicide like you failed at crypto

Dear Satoshi, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom

babbies first bear market

keep checking blockfolio right till the last minute

you going to live in the woods now?

He’s on his way to murder Sergey Nazarov. He’s sick of the link memes. Thanks bro, I appreciate it!

why? because of missing gains?
if you want to become a millionaire put $5k into INT now then sell by end feb for 10x then everything into SHIP and hodl 1 year
>millionaire by 2019

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Pump-For-My-Bagholders
This'll be the last discord message I ever send your ass
It's been 2 days and still no word – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two deposits
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my flash drive full of loli hentai I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on the motorised scooter right now, I'm doing 2 on the sidewalk
Hey, Satoshi, I drank a fifth of mountain dew, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Linking Park
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand pink wojaks now, I'm JUSTed
And all I wanted was a pump or a rebound to 20k
I hope you know I ripped all of your anime posters off the wall
I loved you, Satoshi, we could've been together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't see gainz
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about MUH GAINZ
I hope your conscience eats at your tendies
And you can't masturbate without me
See, Satoshi--SHUT UP, MOMMY! I'M TRYING TO SHITPOST
Hey, Sat, that's my mum telling me to come get my tendies
But I didn't throw my soiled pants at the wall, I just shouted at her, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if she confiscates my PC and DS I'll suffer more
And then I'll kms too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Wall Mart now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to POST YOUR ADRESSES AND I'LL SEND 1 BTC TO A LUCKY ONE

My St Pete brethren, Where art thou?

Clap

golden.

Isn't that in Florida?

Don't, think of your wife's son user.

st.pete brothers
do not kill thy self
-your fellow st.pete brother

I hope you the best, OP. It'll get better

If you kill Sergey I'm gonna be pissed

Don't kill yourself by jumping off the skyway bridge user.

Look at the captcha I got when I was about to post in this thread, lmao.

+1 St. Pete consensus is don't do it, long term gains ahead

Nice, just bought 100k

2 is a crowd

Why don't you get a gun and remove some feminists or other annoying people? I never understand why people just waste their lives in such a way.

>shooting feminists

They're annoying cunts, but really only a symptom of the problem.

what are you hiding pajeet

Agreed. Look into some juden

paint your face pink just for laughs